Chapter 1: Wake up and take the test

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Zi Baifeng shivered and woke up.

I don't know when the road is around, but it's getting a little cooler.

"The heating stopped?" He only remembered that he really couldn't stand the hypnotic Dafa of the high math teacher, and he couldn't fight the expectation of the upper and lower eyelids to stay and fly, and finally let the two of them meet in the bridge and go to Wushan together.

This lingering is the change of heaven and earth.

"Huh...... I slept for a long time?" his arms were numb and his hair was clouded, and when he turned his head to find that his table mate was gone, didn't he tell him to wake himself up before leaving?

"And ...... What kind of place is this?" It was no longer the classroom before I fell asleep, and my hazy eyes couldn't see clearly, but I saw that it was a little smaller than the previous classroom.

Stretching his waist, shaking his neck from side to side, the joints made a snapping sound, and he crossed his hands and pushed forward twice, and shook his head again, and his eyes became clear.

The first thing that catches your eye is a broad back, dressed in a patched cloth coat that looks like a robe. The man's hair was short, but he had a small ball-like thing on his head, wrapped in a square scarf, which looked quite funny.

Looking at the neighborhood again, most of them are also similar clothes, some new and some old, some with hair, and some unknotted.

Zi Baifeng planned to look at it again, but found that he also had a similar robe on his body.

The white robe has wide sleeves that allow you to bring your hands together.

Then he looked down and saw that he had such a garment on him.

Did you accidentally sleep in the class of the film and television acting department?

Zi Baifeng was suddenly embarrassed, why didn't anyone wake me up?

Looking left and right, I found that there was a white paper on my table, next to it was a pen and ink inkstone, and a small piece of paper, with a line of plausible handwriting written on it: "One person, two people, with or without a heart." ”

Zi Baifeng picked up the pen and drew three strokes in his palm. Bend two strokes up, one stroke down, is a smiling face.

Looking at that smiling face, Zi Baifeng also smirked.

Suddenly, he heard someone coughing heavily behind him, Zi Baifeng turned his head and saw an old man dressed as an old pedant standing behind him with his hands solemnly.

Zi Baifeng also smiled and showed the smiling face in his hand to others, intending to sell a cute, but who knew that the old pedant raised his hand, and a small wooden stick one foot long and two fingers wide hit Zi Baifeng's head.

The wooden stick is not long, and the beating is not heavy, but it is like knocking on an empty gourd, making an "empty" sound.

This stick is like what the Buddhists call a stick to drink, Zi Baifeng suddenly screamed in pain, and his head was in sharp pain, like countless small needles pierced into his head together, and countless memories that did not belong to him also poured out in an instant.

This is...... What's wrong?

"Hmph, what a crime to despise the examiner!" Although he said the sin, the old scholar did not pursue it, but walked forward again with his hands behind his back.

Zi Baifeng trembled for a long time, and then slowly put down the hands holding his head, slowly turned his head, and sat upright.

The memories that poured into his heart just now merged with the memories that originally belonged to him, but it made his mind even more confused.

At the moment, all this is not fake, but real? I have really become another person?

And where it is now, it turns out to be ...... The examination room for the college examination!

The so-called imperial examination, that is the first step of the ancient imperial examination, the academy examination passed, you become a talent, it is considered to have a fame, in today's words, that is, to enter the system, become a civil servant, and since then open a road to rise.

And right now, he is in Xiucai's examination room.

"There's still a quarter of an hour to go. The old scholar stood on the front podium, looked down at the candidates below, and then looked at Zi Baifeng, and couldn't help but shake his head, his disappointment overflowing.

Zi Baifeng remembered that this old scholar was a well-respected scholar, although he had not achieved much fame, but it could be said that he was full of peach and plums, and Zi Baifeng was not less guided by him.

The old pedant's comment on Zi Baifeng was: "Born smart, never forgetful, study hard, exhaust thousands of scriptures, but I don't know how to be flexible." ”

Most of the children from poor families are like this, limited by their own short-sightedness, they only know how to read hard, and enshrine the knowledge in the book as Lunyin Buddhism, but they don't know how to adapt the way.

In other words, a nerd.

When the old scholar first saw Zi Baifeng, he couldn't help but shake his head, such a good seedling, I don't know which private school has made the first life of the private school to teach a machine that only knows the endorsement of the Tao.

Zi Baifeng's "never forget" is famous, with such a ability to never forget, a glance is comparable to a day of hard reading by others, and the rest of the time can be used to think and digest knowledge, but this one is not, he is a bookworm, whether it is a book full of Confucianism, or a three-year-old child's graffiti, he reads, memorizes, and knows.

But not knowing how to be flexible is not a fatal flaw, being able to read a lot of books and turn other people's ideas into your own ideas is better than not knowing anything at all, and there is no problem in passing the show. With Zi Baifeng's rigorous and old-fashioned temperament, when the time comes, he will definitely be able to worry about food and clothing for a lifetime.

But this guy has been sleeping since he entered the examination room, and the old scholar quietly pushed him twice, but he didn't wake up, so he had to give up.

The exam room is a fair place, and if you give up the opportunity yourself, you will have to wait another year.

In fact, with Zi Baifeng's character, it is naturally impossible to sleep in such a place, he was drugged.

In the past, Zi Baifeng naturally couldn't think of this layer, but now Zi Baifeng, but after a little recollection, he thought of the classmate who invited him to drink tea before entering.

Zi Baifeng glanced left and right, and saw a slanted-eyed candidate turn around, smile at him, turn around again, and write hard.

I bought a watch last year! Zi Baifeng was immediately furious, it was this guy, who had pulled himself around before, looking like he wanted to have a deep friendship with himself, several classmates warned him, don't have a deep relationship with this person, he also said that others "gentlemen are frank, villains are relatives", but this time he has suffered a lot.

Although Zi Baifeng is inflexible, he has an unforgettable big killer, and he is also a fierce opponent in the eyes of others!

Damn, not only did I hurt my son Baifeng, but I also hurt this son Baifeng!

Calm down! Calm down!

This is in the exam room!

If it comes, it will be safe, and his son Baifeng has a calm personality, and this son Baifeng is not the most calm, only more calm. He looked down and saw that what was written on the paper must be the question of this exam.

It turns out that this is the imperial examination, hehe, there is no choice to fill in the blanks, just an article?

If you are afraid that Lao Tzu is too powerful and blocks your way, then Lao Tzu will block your way to see!

Then look at Lao Tzu's article to determine the world!

If we say that we have rich experience in examinations, who can compare to college students who have experienced the baptism of the college entrance examination in their previous lives? The process of reading, solving, and answering questions has long been familiar with it, and when it is placed in this unfamiliar environment, it is natural to take it out and shine.

One person and two people, with or without a heart. It's just eight simple words.

Zi Baifeng suddenly remembered that in the college entrance examination room, "pretentious topics, self-selected angles, self-selected topics, except for poetry, write an essay of more than 800 words".

There are not too many requirements, and the old pedant didn't say anything before the exam, it seems that he really wants to choose his own proposition.

These eight words can be understood in many ways, then...... If the imperial examination......

Zi Baifeng remembered some previous rumors, this college examination is for the examination of Xiucai, but also for the selection of officials, now chaos is about to arise, the people are rioting, there are too many troubles, and most of the existing officials are corpses and vegetarians, which are not enough, and some low-level officials will be re-selected.

One person and two people, with or without intention...... Well, let's answer the question from the direction of individual incidents, group incidents, intentional crimes, and unintentional negligence.

Heads or tails? That's the question. On the positive side, it is easy to be similar to others, and on the negative side, it is easy to go off-topic. Well, just take the right way, the three views are the king's way!

After thinking about the proposition, Zi Baifeng groaned slightly, picked up the brush next to him, hung the pen on the paper, pressed it point by point, and the lines of vigorous and powerful handwriting spread rapidly on the paper.

If you say that this "Pizi Baifeng" brother, is really a diligent and good guy, not only read a lot of books, but also qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are all involved, although the qin and chess are only rough, this calligraphy and painting can be called a double unique. It's just that the old pedant's comment is that "although his pen is work, his meaning is narrow". All in all, it's a sentence of "you're good, but ......".

And at present, this "this son Baifeng" brother, although he is lazy by nature and loves to think crankily, he can respond to the word "change". Three changes a day, no long-term strength.

That article is like a waterfall hanging upside down, in one go, the thinking is smooth, and no changes are allowed.

The three views are correct, but the idea is novel, combined with the spirit of the contemporary legal system, but it is a sentence style, 4466.

There is "good is good if there is a heart, and good is good, and evil is evil if there is no heart." There is also the rule of virtue of "having a heart for good, although good is not rewarded, and unintentionally for evil, although evil is not punished", the whole article should also be changed into a word.

All in all, in a word, I wrote 800 big words, and six words can be summed up "it depends on the situation".

This kind of small advertorial is quite handy, and the extreme idea of black and white is too outdated, and now we must have a dialectical spirit.

After writing it, I reviewed it again, Zi Baifeng nodded with satisfaction, this is full of empty words, it is hearty to read, and it makes people gain something, but they don't get anything, this is chicken soup for the soul!

This crockpot of delicious chicken soup should be able to make the examiner swoon and shake his head.

Zi Baifeng smiled with satisfaction, and couldn't wait to add a smiley face symbol to the end, and held down his arm, so he couldn't resist the impulse.