Chapter 56: Out of the Body
The reincarnated ghost with a black face and a wide mouth and short hair sat on the ground and was stunned for a moment, and then said 'wow', so terrifying that he actually cried loudly, but the ghost couldn't shed tears, and it looked extremely weird.
"Again, I failed to reincarnate again, this is the seventeenth failure, wow, why is it so difficult for me to be reincarnated, Lord Yama didn't tell me that at the beginning, he said that reincarnation is very fast!!"
"That ghost brother, I haven't seen you for a long time," in front of the reincarnated ghost, the smiling face of the Taoist priest suddenly appeared, the ghost was stunned for a moment, and then became furious, "It's you again! It must be you who ruined my good deeds!" After the thick limbs propped up, there were two Taoist priests tall, and the two fangs of the lower jaw were open, enough to stab the Taoist priest back and forth.
"Brother Ghost, think about it, do you really want to be reincarnated into this family?"
The reincarnated ghost was stunned for a moment, and then shouted loudly: "That's nature, I'm a reincarnated ghost, what are you doing if you don't reincarnat, you Daoist hurry up and stick your head over, I try to make you less painful, anyway, reincarnation can't be cast, it's not bad to eat two people!"
"Ahem, ghost brother, think about it again, your reincarnation must be a good family in the next life, this household in Gaodingfang, the man is a tenant, the woman is a weaver, if you become a child of this family, it is estimated that the next life will also be the life of plowing the field and feeding pigs, of course, the profession is not divided into high and low, but if you can make yourself comfortable, why can't we be more comfortable?" The Taoist priest put his arm on the other party's shoulder, uh, the left and right parts of the thigh, hinted.
"Comfortable?" The reincarnated ghost scratched his head and said, "Whether this is comfortable or not, it's not something I can say." β
"That's not necessarily, Poor Dao told you, that Hou Ye's concubine heard that she was pregnant, think about it, if you devote yourself to Zhu Hou's family, every day with fine clothes and food, maids and mothers-in-law take turns to serve, and when you grow up, you can bully people as much as you want, that is not refreshing!"
"Of course, the son of the concubine is a concubine after all, not a concubine, and it will be a little difficult to inherit the title in the future; β
"But, this Confucianism is strict in his studies, and he is old-fashioned, when he is a son, I'm afraid he will have to suffer a little when he is young, but it doesn't matter, we have other options......"
After the Taoist priest flickered around, the reincarnated ghost really forgot the mistake of reincarnation just now, and calculated with the Taoist priest which one was the most suitable and which one was the most promising;
When the reincarnation ghost saw that there were so many options, it was not in a hurry, patting the drum-shaped belly, overjoyed: "It seems that I really have to sum it up, and I have to pick a good one for reincarnation, but I can't just do it casually." β
Then what were you doing just now? Daoist Li complained in his heart, and immediately patted his chest and promised that he would leave this matter to him in the future, and once there was any news, he would notify the other party immediately.
"You look good, much better than those bull noses who shout and kill when they see me, and you will also have a ward if you have anything in the future-"
There is a way to take people the shortest, and the hands that eat people are short, Li Daoshi is a chicken thief, this reincarnated ghost just started to talk, and he was picked up, "This, it's not a secret, the poor Dao really has something to ask the ghost brother for your help, it's like this......"
Daoist Li talked about the situation of this old man, but deliberately ignored the bad thing, and only said that he wanted to help him when he saw that this old man was pitiful and could not be reincarnated in the world.
"That's very simple, give me the soul of this old man, I'll just take him around, Yama is very familiar with it. β
This reincarnated ghost answered so easily, but it made Daoist Li a little unbelievable, this ghost wouldn't swallow Master Gu halfway, right? I've never heard of a ghost talking about credit, and this guy in front of him seems to have his own road idiot attributes, it says that it knows the way, so it has to put several question marks.
"That ghost brother, why don't I go with you?" Daoist Li felt that for the sake of safety, it was better to look at it himself, since he had received money from others, he had to do this thing beautifully, and he didn't have to worry about carrying the black pot.
"You, the Yama Department can't get in," the reincarnated ghost wondered, "Unless you also become a ghost, or you are out of your body, but Daoist, your cultivation has not reached that point." β
You are smart at this time, the Taoist priest hesitated, and said: "This matter is left to me to solve, if we meet here in the evening in three days, you help me lead the way, if anyone wants to give birth to a baby in the future, Poor Dao must inform you in advance." β
The reincarnated ghost didn't have much opinion, and it happened that when the sky was about to dawn, the ghost turned into a cloud of black gas and dissipated into the air.
Early in the morning, the ugly lady added red dates, rock sugar, lotus seeds, and chestnuts to the rice porridge cooked in the pot as usual, and then stirred it with the cauldron, and the rice fragrance came out along the steam, clearing people's hearts and spleens; she was short, and she had to put a stool when stirring, which seemed to be a little difficult, and she was suspected of child labor, but she was very happy, because this was what she liked to eat, and it was for Taoist priests to eat.
Aunt Pomegranate has said several times, how can a young lady from a big family cook, she doesn't understand, the Taoist priest used to make anything he wanted to eat, and he taught him how to make this sweet porridge, why can't it be his turn?
Although the bed here is big, the clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the candy is as much as you want, but the ugly lady will often think of the days when she and the Taoist priest wandered outside, although at that time she often didn't eat well and didn't sleep well (the Taoist priest said so), but at that time, the two of them were together every day, not as busy every day as now, and she missed every morning, the Taoist priest would be very reluctant to divide more than half of his big cake to himself, the taste of the cake was so delicious, and now the cake bought on the street is very strange and does not have that tasteγ
However, she touched the aromatic pill in her pocket, and her mood became very happy, and she didn't know what was going on in her little head.
"Daoist, it's time for breakfast. β
Hearing the cry of the ugly girl, Daoist Li sighed and went out of the house, last night he promised to be happy, but now he is worried, how can I get my soul out of my body?
According to the normal process, it must be after he surrenders the three souls and seven spirits, refined into a god, and the yuan spirit is out of the body, but if you want to cultivate to that level, you don't know what year Ma Yue will have to wait;
He had seen this thing made by the old man once, and with his strong memory, he could recall the means of making it, but the other materials were fine, but there was a soul-sucking herb among them, which could not be purchased by normal means, because this herb has always grown in the wilderness, especially mass graves and dead people's heaps, which is a good place for them to survive.
But the problem is that this Jiangnan, especially around Luodu, is prosperous and busy, where did the lonely graves come from, and it is not an era of war, if the yin qi is not deep, this grass will not grow at all.
In the middle of the struggle, Zhu Leopard walked in with a gloomy face, without saying a word, not too hot, first dried three bowls of porridge, this big bastard usually does not come to rub rice, unless it is a special situation, for example, he lost a lot in the gambling stall, and even the private money of the Hun family was lost, and he had no face to go home, so he had to come here to eat and drink, who made him the protector of the Qingcheng faction.
The two big men were silent, glanced at each other, and each sighed, it was really more sad than the other, but it was Miao Sansi who walked in proudly, needless to say, last night I went to Xinghualou to fight three hundred rounds.
"Yo, Brother Leopard is also here, have you heard of it, senior brother, it is rumored on the street that the new Jiangnan political envoy is about to take office. β
The Taoist priest recalled that this official position was not withdrawn more than ten years ago, how can it be that it is now again, and this is not as simple as appointing an official by the imperial court, but represents the re-establishment of the former Jiangning Buzheng Division, this is the great yamen, supervising the taxation, government decrees, and the transfer of soldiers and horses in Nanzhili, which can definitely be regarded as a powerful department.
"But what's the matter with this Guan Daoye, it's also a headache for Fu Yin, he was originally a soil emperor, but now there is an emperor," Li Daoist said casually, but this has never met Lord Yin has had a lot of bad luck recently, when he recently listened to the gossip of the women in the health club, it seems that the fat woman successfully seduced her brother-in-law through the addition of aromatic pills, and now the house is restless, and every day is the big house and the little sister-in-law are inseparable, not only physically tortured, but also mentally ravaged, the Taoist priest is deeply sympathetic, although he is the mastermind behind it.
"How can you say that it doesn't matter, you are familiar with the senior brother who served as the political envoy of Jiangnan, Master Taifu Wang, do you have an impression?" Miao Sansi said next.
Daoist Li was stunned, it was that old Wang, he seemed to have a very good-looking maid in his family.
"Don't talk about this, Dao Ye asks you, is there any eerie place similar to a mass grave near this Luodu? β
"Senior brother, don't be kidding, it's not the same time, every family can eat at the worst, and there is no chaotic army crossing the border, how can so many people die if there is nothing to do. β
Even the head snake like Miao Sansi is not clear, the Taoist priest really has no hope, in fact, there is a method of residual blood and soul, but this spell is too hurtful, and it is suspected of being biased......
Who knew that Zhu Leopard, who had been silent, said in a sullen voice: "Near Ningguo, there are many princely mounds, which should be the kind you said Boss Li." β
Daoist Li's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "How do you know?"
"When I was in a hurry before, I heard that there was a famous weapon in it that I could touch, so I wanted to try my luck, but I didn't touch any of them, and I was almost buried in it," Zhu Leopard recalled the past, and was quite angry, "Someone must be a ghost, otherwise how could Lao Tzu climb halfway to the tomb and collapse, and there is only one door away from the coffin!"
Daoist Li hurriedly inquired about the address, estimated the itinerary, and found that it could take three days to come and go, so he had the heart to give it a try, but the things that were prepared to deal with zombies last time were not used, and the tools did not need to be prepared anymore.
As soon as I was packing up my things and preparing to go out, I heard a curious voice at the door, "Is there a Taoist surnamed Li in your family?" )