"Lao Tzu told you, that little ghost Yu liked to play in the water at the beginning, and the stator in his hand that can rise and shrink, what is it called, Lingyang Stick, that is the ...... given to him by Lao Tzu"

"Hey, and that old turtle woman, that was an old demon with a leopard tail and tiger teeth, who didn't wipe her mouth when she ate meat, hey!

"And Fei Lian's kid, that's notoriously timid, I didn't think that there was one of the rebels back then, I heard that it became the four ghost kings, the ghost king?

"Xuanyuan, that kid is not authentic, what was his attitude when he came to the door to invite, why, now that he sees that our brother is useless, he doesn't care?"

There is a way for hooligans to play drunkenness, and no one can stop them, especially these two old hooligans who have lived for at least tens of thousands of years, who are holding a wine vat at the moment, blowing nonsense and drinking, and all kinds of revelations, basically blowing up the black history of ancient powers. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What kind of goddess got pregnant because she stepped on the footprints of giants, the granddaughter of the Yellow Emperor swallowed eggs and gave birth to a child, so-and-so god had sores on his buttocks, all kinds of meat and vegetarian jokes flew together, and the Taoist priest was under a lot of pressure, knowing so much black history, he wouldn't be wiped out one day, right?

Finally, when Shen Di and Yu Lei were almost bragging about it, he hurriedly interjected: "Two brothers, don't talk about the past, let's talk about the present, Poor Dao and you haven't seen each other for two or three years, I don't know how this time has passed?"

"What can I do, I don't have any hope, by the way, this old lady in Houtu is kind-hearted, knowing that winter is coming, and recently knitted a dress for our brother, made of the colorful glow in the morning, and the dress is quite warm," Shen Tu didn't seem to care, but in fact, he pointed to the ancient coat on his body as if showing off.

Daoist Li didn't know what the other party meant, and hurriedly boasted: "Brother Shendi, you have a big face, Houtu Niangniang is one of the six royals of my Taoism, and her status is respected, but not every cat or dog is qualified to make Niangniang's clothes." ”

In ancient times, but the god who dominated the earth, basically put the Emperor of Wuyue together, which was equivalent to the status of the other party, but since the reincarnation, it has always been low-key, and even the birthday banquet of the old man was only sent to celebrate his birthday.

It's probably because of the ancient species, so this pair of old hooligans is one of the few people close to Niangniang, and it's not exactly the gold on the face.

Although these two are only security guards among the immortals, they are too old, and they can be said to be fighters in the security world, and it is precisely because of their extensive information that the Taoist priest came to inquire about them, and when he saw that the fire was almost over, he said quietly: "Two brothers, you are all well-informed people, do you know what is going on recently?"

"Big things, what big things can be, if there are big things, it's better to have another monkey who makes a fuss, then there will be a good show," Shen Tu said in a daze.

"Why is there no big deal, you forgot, last year we went to Xuanyuan's kid's Huoyun Cave to fight the autumn wind, what did that kid say, those three old things are going to leave the Three Realms for a while, what is this not a big deal?" Yu Lei took a sip of wine and retorted.

"What three old things, you mean, the three great masters of my Taoist family! What are they doing when they leave the Three Realms?" said Daoist Li as soon as his head turned.

"Hey, for ...... of course"

According to this Yu Lei's statement, when the ancient world collapsed and the Three Realms took shape, the Great Master of the Three Qing Dynasty played an irreplaceable role in this process, and half of the 129,600 Heavenly Dao was controlled by it.

Therefore, in the short period of a thousand years, and the long period is three or five thousand years, the three great masters will leave the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man once, go to the place that no one knows, maintain the operation of this Heavenly Dao, and avoid the collapse of the Three Realms like the previous era.

"How long are they going?"

"Who knows, but the last time those three old things seemed to have returned after twenty years, this is twenty years in the Lingkong Immortal Realm, if it is changed to the human world, I am afraid it will have to be a hundred years. ”

"So that's what happened," Daoist Li muttered to himself, so that the doubts that had been entrenched in his heart for a long time could be solved.

Since the Xiangxi Rebellion, Lingxiao Treasure Hall seems to want to use these blood-eating ghosts and gods to make a fuss, behead Sendai, establish the capital judge, rectify discipline, and picket the performance of the immortals, and the actions are bigger than the other.

But the problem is, no matter who knows, the real ruler of this Lingkong Immortal Realm is not the one sitting in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, but the Sanqing Patriarch who seems to be indifferent and lives far away in the outer heavens.

And what happened half a year ago deepened the Taoist priest's doubts.

At that time, he had just come out of the customs and was about to return to Luodu, and every night, he could feel the fluctuation of the summoning coming from the upper realm, but since he experienced the six princesses, the Taoist priest ignored the strange call, no, it was a strange call.

In case which fairy is in a bad mood and wants to take a walk in the lower realm, I heard that he Li has a way and wants him to help, violating the rules of heaven, then he Li Daoye doesn't even have a place to cry.

Fortunately, as the Dao deepened, especially the refining of the Ancient Formula, as long as he didn't want to, few could pull him up.

Seeing that a plan could not be achieved, the protagonist above had another plan, and in the rare fall asleep of the Taoist priest, he sneaked into his dream, trying to force him to comply;

Although the Taoist priest's Taoism is already at the peak of the world, and the slightly inferior immortals are not unable to fight, but the other party has long been prepared, and after an earth-shattering battle, he was actually crushed by the disadvantage.

Fortunately, the title of Qingcheng Dao Chang was not given in vain, at a critical juncture, the first weight of the "Tongtian Dafa", the Taigu Jue was immediately displayed, and the situation was reversed in an instant, considering that the future of this group of heavenly soldiers was unknown, the Taoist priest almost killed them on the spot.

Anyway, in this matter, he doesn't care about the loss, and more importantly, he has someone above Li Daoye, and he is not afraid of a lawsuit with anyone.

In front of the other party, they could only reveal their identities, these people were actually following the will of the one in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and their goal was the list of criminal immortals they got in the cave of the fourth grandmother of the cat.

Although the Taoist priest wanted to treat their words as a fart, the problem was that the unique golden light of the sky could not be faked, and it was one thing to deal with a litter of unidentified Heavenly Soldiers, and it was another thing to intercept and kill the envoy of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

No matter how big the backer is, he can't do it like this, unless he wants to go against the sky.

But Rao is like this, the Taoist priest can only agree to let them leave at most, as for the list, what list, the Taoist has never seen it, you have the ability to let the Jade Emperor Lao'er talk to me, oh yes, I am a Taoist priest, and I am not an immortal official, I am not under his jurisdiction, why don't we wait until we become immortals to talk about this matter?

The four great heavens of the South Heavenly Gate saw this, naturally refused, unwilling, just kidding, now they all have such an attitude, and they don't know what to do when they become immortals, and the Taoist immortals have really never heard of it, a few of them are dispatched by the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, it's a big deal to hide in the Daluo Tiandou Palace, and the Jade Emperor really dares to go in and rob people!

However, the Taoist priest finally compromised, not for himself, but for the sake of an acquaintance of a cheating father-Lao Mao!!

If Lao Mao is still in the Tianhe Water Division or the Thunder Ministry, there is someone above to protect him, and it is not without worries if he wants to deal with him, but this Inspector is a newly established Heavenly Court Yamen, and he is directly under the jurisdiction of the above, if you want to move him, you can just set up a name, it is not too easy.

And Lao Mao happily thought that he had been promoted, but he didn't think that this was part of the other party's plan, just to threaten him with this old friend when soft and hard means didn't work.

What else can Daoist Li do, although with this list, he can do a lot of shady things, such as helping the six princesses to the lower realm, letting the Hundred Flowers Fairy be the junior, and then developing eyeliner on it, and even no matter what he does, it can be very convenient, but he can't really keep this list and let Lao Mao go to Sendai for a free trip.

I think that at the beginning, he pit Lao Mao so many times, but he didn't think about it for a while, and he was all turned back, and sure enough, he came out to mix, and sooner or later he would have to pay it back, the cycle of cause and effect, and the retribution was unhappy.

It's just that the only thing that puzzles him is that if these actions of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall are really discussed with Sanqing, then not to mention that the eldest master himself speaks, just send a boy, he Li Daoist not to mention the list, even the underwear can be offered, why do you have to use such indiscriminate means.

And since he knew that the old man was about to leave the Three Realms, Daoist Li suddenly understood that the other party did this, and he didn't notify me of the Great Dao Gate at all, Jade Emperor Lao'er This is the rhythm of wanting to make trouble!!

"Boy, boy, why are you stunned!"

Daoist Li reacted at this time, but he saw that at some point, Shen Di and Yu Lei had actually woken up, and they were looking at themselves a little strangely, and hurriedly covered up: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just a little stunned." ”

With this list, wouldn't Heavenly Court be able to expand this matter even more, no one knows how far the Jade Emperor is going to go, but so far, he should be the only one who knows about this matter, maybe Emperor Dongyue can guess something, but he didn't hand over this list after all, that is, he didn't plan to wade into this troubled water-

The Taoist priest pondered whether it was one day to quietly report the matter to the eldest master, after all, there was a problem with this matter, and his little Li was the intimate little padded jacket of the eldest master, and at the critical moment, he should naturally shine.

As soon as he decided, he heard the old rascal say mysteriously: "Boy, do you remember that our brother once told you that there was a big plan and wanted you to participate?"

"It seems that there is such a thing," Daoist Li recalled, at the beginning, the two old hooligans spoke ominously, and did not say what the plan was, he thought that the other party just said it casually.

Shen Tu and Yu Lei glanced at each other, and at the same time opened the soundproof shield, Yu Lei smiled and said, "Didn't you just ask us what we have been doing in the past few years? In fact, in the past few years, we have visited those old friends one by one, and discussed with them the plan we talked about before. ”

"What's the plan?"

"Taoism has three Primordial Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, and Daode Tianzun, don't you think it's better to have one more?"

"What?!" If Daoist Li had wine in his mouth, he squirted out in one breath, Rao is so, and his voice suddenly raised eighteen degrees, looking at the other party's eyes, it was like looking at two evil pens.

"Don't talk nonsense, just ask if you want to or don't want to?"

"How is this possible!" the Taoist priest blurted out.

"How is it impossible?"

At this moment, the Taoist priest could think of thousands of impossible reasons, but he felt that if he competed with the other party on this issue, wouldn't he also become a bad pen, so he had to say weakly: "Then you give me a reason to succeed first?"

Shen Tu patted the other party's shoulder and showed a hideous smile: "We have your back!"

"You?" It's not that Daoist Li looks down on each other, okay, Daoist priests just look down on each other, just with these two old security guards, he can make himself the fourth master of Taoism, to be honest, it's better to let him go back again.

"Of course it's not just us, Houtu, Qingnu, Xihe, Old Turtle Po, Kunpeng, Wuji Old Mother, that old peacock, and some other reincarnated old ghosts, have all decided to support you, with so many of our old things to support, can't your status in Taoism go up?"

Daoist Li was stunned, he used the eye of heaven to observe the breath above the other party's head, straight as smoke, it was not a lie, this is really strange, he has nothing to do with the reincarnation of these ancient powers, half a dime, why is anyone willing to support him.

Probably seeing the doubts in the Taoist priest's heart, Yu Lei explained: "There are three reasons, first, you have a complete ancient human body, in the eyes of us old immortals, you are the same as us, not an outsider, second, you are a real Taoist, as long as you do well, the people in the Taoist sect will not reject you, and third, we also need your help." ”

"You guys?"

In Yu Lei's mouth, although these ancient reincarnations have a respected status, not the Six Emperors, they are in the Eight Extremes, and they can walk with their heads up when they see anyone, but in fact, they have no real power at all, and the puppet level is even more miserable than the one in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

And these reincarnated powers, in ancient times, were also ruthless characters who ruled over all races and enslaved their servants endlessly, but after reincarnation, it would be good to have a few Taoist maids, and naturally they missed the scenery and power of the year.

But thanks to the clever (ruthless) means of the three great masters, these reincarnated generations really dare not slap the table and shout at each other, the other party's old scheming (cunning) is famous in the Three Realms, who knows if it is called, will it turn back and be pitted.

The appearance of Taoist Li gave them a new choice, they don't have to open another religion in addition to Buddhism and Taoism, offend everyone, and they can completely use roundabout means, for example, to support their own power in Taoism, and gradually grow stronger, which will not offend the three Qings, but also satisfy their own desire for power.

And the fourth big man is the best vision in this plan!

"So, boy, do you have this ambition?" the two old rascals looked at the Taoist priest with burning eyes, wanting to get the answer from his mouth.

(Spring is here, and it's the season of human mating, no, it's the season when the bugs are lazy, and the normal update will resume tomorrow)