Chapter Eighty-Five: Joining the Army (Turning in a Circle for Subscription)
“...... The young general is called Zhao Sanlang, who is handsome and chic, able to write and martial arts, if it is not for the old mother at home to serve, the champion of the current branch may not know who the flowers will be; since the white turban thief conquered Ning Guowei, he was in the chaos of the army, killed a bloody road, Ma Jun, the person is more handsome, the white turban canal on the opposite side holds a mourning sword, only fought less than three rounds, was cut off by the third lang, the third lang and the gun again, heroic, immediately scared off the white turban army. ”
"You can pull it down, if Zhao Sanlang is really so good, Ning Guowei doesn't have to be chased by the White Turban Army for hundreds of miles, and the only soldier in Jiangnan who can fight, Dao Ye almost believed it, "Ning Guo is still martial, and there are many soldiers who have joined this guard, and the reputation of this dynasty is like that of the Yang family generals and the fine willow battalion, known as the Jiangmen Huzi, but after a war, that reputation has been trampled out, and no matter how good the martial arts of the martial arts are, they can't be displayed in the battle formation, and it is not a way to play at all."
"But it's been spread like this on the street, you Taoist priest stays at home, and you stay at our house every day, what do you know?" said the bun-faced maid unconvinced.
"Can you believe what you say on the street? We, Jiang's Gong, have annihilated tens of millions of enemies, and we have also sailed out to sea. ”
"Who is Jiang Gong?"
"That's a generation of heroes, equivalent to the king of Yan before the founding of the country, you don't understand," Li Daoist lay on Dong's boudoir bed on all fours, and Mrs. Dong sat next to her, carefully picking grapes, and then sent them to the other party's mouth, looking at the two of them bickering with a smile on her face.
Baozi's face couldn't look at it, and said: "Madam, don't be so good to him, this is a pervert, living in my house every day, eating my family, and often teasing you, if you look at your face, I would have beaten him out with a broom." ”
"What do you know about this little girl, now there is chaos outside, and there are no men in your widow's house, what if you encounter some gangsters? ”
"That's all you have," Baozi muttered on his face, although this guy is timid and scoundrel, but to tell the truth, there is indeed a sense of security by having him around, okay, at most a trace or two, no more.
"What should I do at home?" Dong asked, now she doesn't call people Li Daochang, but it is not easy to call other names, and she also rejected the other party's suggestion of "Brother Li" and "dear" and other titles, simply calling him by his name, which is unfamiliar on the surface, but in fact, the invisible relationship is a big step.
"What else can I do, being occupied by a group of evil guests," Daoist Li couldn't help but roll his eyes, the handsome young man, the beautiful senior sister, the big and small monks, are all helpers invited by the Sima slut, and the name is bigger than the other, either the disciple of the Shangqing faction, or the apprentice of a certain scattered immortal, anyway, it is all kinds of thugs invited by the relationship, through the secret investigation of the eye of the sky, at least half of them, the mana is about the same as their own, or a little higher.
You have so many NPCs to help you, you can't just play the city defense game by yourself, why don't you have to pull the Dao Ye and hold on, just because the Dao Ye is more handsome than you!
"Master Li Shi is polite," a little monk suddenly came to the door, this little bald Dharma name Zhixin, and his master Zhide were all fooled by Sima Slut, but his master's mana is as deep as the abyssal sea, and like the senior sister of the Shangqing faction, the Taoist priest himself can't see the shade of the goods.
And this little monk's Buddha power is faintly formed into a swastika behind him, the Buddha is full of light, and he is almost the same as himself, how old is this, he has been a monk since he was born?
"Don't go," Daoist Li pursed his mouth, this little guy doesn't know which tendon has broken recently, or rather, he has been instructed by Sima Slut to harass him every day;
"Hehe, this time, you can't go if you want to!" The handsome young man actually followed, triumphant, this guy's name is Bai Chan, it is said that he is the apprentice of a certain master of the Kunlun faction, and the Taoist priest doesn't care much, how tall is the master, can he be as tall as my master and old man?
"Why? Just rely on your three-legged cat kung fu?" Daoist Li rolled his eyes, this guy actually challenged him yesterday, just kidding! You think you are a Sima slut, Dao Ye, I specialize in beating elementary school students, Okay, a set of hybrid talismans came down, and I almost didn't beat people to tears.
Bai Cicada's face suddenly turned red, and said: "If it weren't for your sneak attack, I, how could I be defeated, you called before the talisman seal was drawn, it's not fair!"
It seems that the disciples of the Shangqing faction generally have problems with their IQ, the Taoist priest snorted, "If the fu is not made well, it means that your basic skills are not solid, and you can't beat the Taoist master, which means that your level is not good, what else do you have to say, if I were you, I would have been able to wipe my neck and hang myself, and I would have embarrassed your master and sister." ”
If you talk about kung fu alone, let alone the world, you can't find a few opponents in the Lingkong Immortal Realm, this kid of Bai Cicada messes with a group of old men every day, how can he be compared with Taoist priests, he just wanted to turn around and leave, and suddenly sneered: "I think your good days are also over, the political secretary Yamen ordered, in order to defend the city, every family, where there is a strong person, must be transferred to protect the land and defend the family, when in the present dynasty!"
"What?" Daoist Li shouted, there are more than 100,000 households in Luodu, and one draw is 100,000, Lao Wang, you are going to soar!
"Brother Sima said, he has a way to help you solve this problem, as long as-"
"Wait, don't just do it, without Butcher Zhang, Dao Ye won't eat hairy pigs anymore, you go to the market to inquire about the reputation of my Qingcheng Dao Chief, Dao Ye and I are so good, this little thing can't be solved? Are you kidding!"
The white cicada was finally left by the Taoist morale, and the little monk couldn't help but say: "Master Li Shizhu should think about it." ”
Li Daoshi really has to think about it, if he really wants to draw a strong man, he Li Fu can be a man himself, he can't think about it, during the war, the criminal law is strict, he doesn't want to be inexplicably cut off his head; but if he really wants to go to the battlefield, it's not a joke, he won't mention being killed, if he accidentally kills a person, that day the thunder will be able to split it immediately, he doesn't want to be like the last unlucky ghost, the short-lived can not be short-lived.
At this moment, the two women next to him couldn't help but become anxious, and Dong said urgently: "His body is not good, and the swords on the battlefield have no eyes, and if he doesn't get it, he will really die!" After speaking, he was anxious to wipe away his tears.
"......" Daoist Li was speechless, his body and bones were not good, this is praising us or scolding us.
Still with a real bun face, he stomped his feet and said: "The master has something to do with him in front of him, I Xiaoyu pulled down this face and begged for you to see if I could be exempted from this layer of military service." ”
Daoist Li was still very moved at this time, it seems that he didn't care about the big beauty and the little beauty in vain, but he really thinks about us at the critical time, but the more critical the time, the more the man can't be cowardly, and hurriedly coughed twice: "Don't underestimate the Daoye, this old king next door, no, the relationship between the Taifu King and us is good, this is inevitably a matter of one sentence, what are you talking about, your wife is enough to be a widow once, how can she let her do it a second time." ”
As soon as these words came out, Dong was suddenly ashamed and ashamed, and he couldn't even worry about it, so he hurriedly hid in the next room, and sure enough, the bigger the chest, the lower the IQ, so easily he was diverted from the topic.
But Xiaoyu wanted to speak and stopped: "You don't want to be reckless, this is not a reckless thing, if you really can't do it, you have to hide far away from the battlefield, save your life first!"
Daoist Li squinted: "Didn't you say before, how powerful and powerful Zhao Sanlang is, you don't want Dao Ye to be like him?"
"Then how can it be the same, just like you men always like to discuss which girl is coquettish, but if it is your own daughter-in-law, isn't it the opposite? ”
Or is this girl real, Dao Ye likes real people, and suddenly asked: "By the way, if your wife marries, do you have to sleep with Xiaoyu?"
"Roll !!"
Lao Wang next door is now the military and political leader of Luodu, and if he wants to go through the back door, it is not easy to find anyone, so the Taoist priest decided to look for him directly!
There is a good saying, the most bitter is the government of the county and the county, if the government Yin and the county order work in the same area, then the county order will properly become a gas bag, punching bag; but there is a way to come out to mix, sooner or later it will have to be returned, Lao Wang's current official position is the governor of Jiangnan, under the jurisdiction of the Jiangning political department, the overall planning of the army, officials, people, taxes, especially the national disaster at the head, it is a hall; the original government office, now has become the office of Lao Wang, as for the government Yin, I don't know where he is still nesting.
Lao Wang's subordinates are all veterans, not to mention efficiency, and he didn't even ask for the money given by the Taoist priest, but after a while, he was invited in.
This yamen is now a big change, there are helmets and iron-clad generals everywhere, all of them are tall and big, full of a solemn atmosphere, through the eye of the sky, the Taoist priest even saw a few veterans with a cloud of anger on the top of their heads, there is no doubt that they are all old generals, I don't know how many heads have been ordered to cut off the kind of people, this kind of people are often ghostly nemesis, and fierce ghosts will not provoke the existence.
Didn't they all say that there were no soldiers in Jiangnan, and the three major battalions had been picked, where did Lao Wang collect these fierce men? The Taoist priest finally saw Lao Wang in front of the big city defense map, wearing a lion's mouth bronze heart armor, a flying beast helmet on his head, a big sword hanging from his waist, a long beard under his chin, white hair, and full of energy, this is not an appropriate Huang Zhong!
Huang Zhong, no, Lao Wang and the scribes next to him didn't know why for a long time, and then he turned his head and said, "Li Xiaoyou, what is the matter here?"
Dao Ye is actually here to go through the back door and be exempt from military service, if he says this, he will definitely be blacklisted by Lao Wang, and it is a permanent one, so he thought about it on the road, took a step forward, and raised his head with his chest straight: "The country is in trouble, and it is the duty of people outside me to shirk it, I don't know if the agreement between Lord Wang and Poor Dao is still valid?"
Lao Wang glanced at the other party in surprise, and then showed an appreciative expression, "As long as it is for the imperial court, what the official says is valid at any time, and the Taoist chief's mind is understood by the official." ”
Daoist Li blinked, wasn't it that Lao Wang should have asked at this time, 'Does the Taoist have a good strategy to retreat from the enemy?' and then he could continue to fool, this is different from what is said in the script!
"Wait a minute, the official still has some things to deal with," Lao Wang seemed to be very busy, and the scribes at the gate of the yamen came running over from time to time, and the words that came out of his mouth were all words such as 'grain, city walls, oil storage, arrows, and wood'.
Just when the Taoist priest was bored, suddenly there was a sound of beating a drum at the door of the other party's ya, and the sound was like a galloping horse; this seemed to be a drum of injustice, but now it was used to report the military situation, and at this stage, the only use of beating this drum was -
"It's just right!" Lao Wang laughed and strode out, the faces of the soldiers next to him changed at the same time, and the white turban thief came!!
The Taoist priest was dumbfounded, came so quickly? Daoist Master, I am not ready in my heart!
Who knew that Lao Wang walked to the door, and suddenly turned around and said, "Daochang Li should also go and have a look." ”
If you don't go, can you do it?Dao Ye, I'm really not ready!! (To be continued.) )