Chapter Eighty-Eight: Bald Heads Return to Bald Heads (Part II)
The western sky suddenly brightened with golden light, and countless figures of Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, Bhikshus, and the Eight Divisions were reflected in the sky, chanting in unison, "Congratulations to the Black Dragon Arhat for being quiet and attaining enlightenment." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The one in the middle of the air, with a black robe and a dragon pattern on his face, looks nine points similar to the crazy man Cao, but there is no trace of domineering, his smile is full of peace, and he bows his hands: "Thank you for your tempering, black dragon." ”
Among the bald heads of the Western Heavens, the tallest light and shadow spoke: "Arhats have sheng yin and no five yin, all of them appear, but they don't have ears. There are colored and itchy thoughts, and there is no life and death. ”
This means that the Arhat karma is the ultimate fruit of Hinayana and has been liberated from birth and death, and has left the Three Realms, but before entering Nirvana, sometimes there will be headaches, illnesses and other retributions.
The big bald head said: "The Black Dragon Venerable was born because of humanity, enjoyed a lifetime of power and wealth, and finally awakened, and watched the rise and fall of humanity in the world, in case of accidents." ”
"Be taught. ”
"The Buddhas have returned to their places. The big bald head chanted, and the figure disappeared from the void.
All Buddhas, bodhisattvas, arhats, and bhikshus praised in unison, and countless golden bridges, lotus platforms, jade bottles, white covers, and treasure umbrellas appeared, and a thousand halos and thousands of colorful lights flew to the west.
The Black Dragon Venerable also sat upright on the lotus platform, following behind the eighteen Arhats, without looking back, the clouds were light and the wind was light, and when he saw the people below, there was no trace of emotion.
It's just that there is no more Prime Minister Cao Cheng in the world.
Daoist Li was silent for a long time before he held back a sentence, "Another one who has been pulled into a pyramid scheme." ”
But then he smiled and said: "Dao Ye thought that with this ghost king's thousand-year-old Taoism, he could be a bodhisattva, but he didn't think it was actually an Arhat, but he couldn't say for sure." ”
Arhats, Bodhisattvas, and Buddhas are the three enlightenment fruits of the skinheads, which are equivalent to the karmic positions of the gods, but this does not necessarily mean that the Buddha is stronger than the Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva is higher than the Arhat.
The relationship between the three is roughly equivalent to a bachelor's, master's, and doctor's, although the distribution unit with a high degree must be better, but this mainly depends on personal ability, just like the Jizo King Bodhisattva, a bull with super business ability, in addition to the three Buddhas and the five Buddhas, the Buddha dared to say that he was stable and stable.
Therefore, although the education of the black dragon Arhat is lower, it does not mean that the level of the people is low, at least the Taoist priest has never heard of it, which Arhat is full of bald heads when he preaches, which at least shows that he is quite important.
And the black dragon Arhat is made of Cao Hou of Bishan, and if he comes to the big bald head and says that he should observe the operation of humanity, the operation of humanity? !
Daoist Li suddenly woke up, maybe, maybe this catastrophe is not over, but just a beginning.
From the current point of view, the skinheads undoubtedly have the upper hand.
"Anyway, anyway, Dao Ye's troubles are over, and after the fight, right, Fifth Master, no, it should be the Fifth Master. ”
Daoist Li stretched his waist, turned his head to look, and saw that the five masters had collected and buried the body of the wild monk, and were silently reciting the mantra of the past.
"There are a few other brothers, you have also worked hard-" Daoist Li turned his head again, and saw that the two gods Jiao Shennu, Hua Qing, Guangping Lu Xianweng, and Weng Zhong were long gone, probably since the magic power of the Demon Buddha disappeared, he returned to the heavenly realm to recuperate.
I have to say that these immortals who were caught with braids are much more obedient than Lao Mao, and let him do whatever he wants; if it weren't for them, it is estimated that he would have to be as ruthless as he used to be, which is like now, and let him call it a day after only half of the fight.
"Don't do bad things in your life, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, hehe, in the future, you will obediently work for Dao Ye to repay your sins of conniving at blood and incense," Li Daoshi showed a smile like Huang Shiren.
The Taoist priest was proud, and he didn't notice that the tongue that the idiot Cao had bitten off before becoming a Buddha suddenly turned into a black light and burrowed into the crack of the rocky mountain.
As if guided, this black light flew thousands of miles, and suddenly shot into a mansion, where an old man with heavy makeup was basking in the sun with a doll, and the scene was full of peace.
The black light only hesitated, and then drilled into the doll's body, and the doll's eyes opened, and the two shadows of Buddha and Demon flashed, and then wow, crying......
The old man was shocked, and hurriedly coaxed and patted, and said: "Doll is good, doll is good, is you hungry, nurse, come over to the miscellaneous family!"
But in a moment, a woman who still had charm came over, and the thing on her chest was like two papayas, and she trembled and trembled with her twisted limbs and hips, and said that it was strange that the doll was obviously not hungry, but as soon as she took it in her mouth, she immediately stopped screaming.
"Father-in-law, this doll is about to catch Zhou, there must be a milk name, otherwise how to call outsiders. ”
"It makes sense, let the miscellaneous family think about it," Eunuch Cao pondered carefully, and suddenly the doll itself babbled, "Noodles, noodles, noodles-"
"Then it's called noodles, noodles, Cao noodles, good name!" Eunuch Cao suddenly laughed, but the male duck's voice was really not very good.
At this moment, the Lingkong Immortal Realm, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the immortal clouds are rolling, the immortals are separated from the clouds, and the high god of the sky resides on it, ruling the gods of the three realms and the ten directions and the four beings and the five realms.
At this juncture of rewarding meritorious deeds, as a leader's personal little padded jacket, no, it should be the old padded jacket's Tai Bai Xing, with his rich experience in patting horses, was the first to succeed in grabbing the position.
"Congratulations to God, congratulations to God, among the four ghost kings, Cao Hou of Nabi Mountain has also been transformed by the Shi family, and the humanitarian calamity of the Three Kingdoms will finally be completed, and the safety of the Three Realms will disappear immediately. ”
Although this incident is far from being high enough to threaten the safety of the Three Realms, but if the tone is not high, how can the leader be comfortable, how can the reward be easily approved, as a veteran driver of officialdom, Tai Bai Xing is familiar with the routine.
Sure enough, the great leader of the Jade Emperor Xuanqiong High God, referred to as the Jade Emperor, bowed slightly, and agreed with the other party's sycophancy, and still said: "The four ghost kings have been destroyed, and there is still the flying sickle that escapes. ”
"Obey the decree of the Great Heavenly Venerable," the immortals sang in unison.
"In this calamity, the West Heaven has contributed a lot, even the face of the monk should be reincarnated, I have my own words to say with the Buddha, in addition, under the rule of the heavenly court, there is merit and reward, virtue and praise. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was an immortal official holding a jade plate of immortal decrees, chanting: "Daoist Li of Qingcheng Mountain in the Nether Realm, self-leading robbery, Cao Hou, the king of three ghosts, prevents him from ascending to heaven, and exempts him from the nine-day thunderstorm, appreciating a set of Yunxia fairy clothes, appreciating a handle of glazed floating dust, ten elixirs for longevity, if you ascend to immortal, enter the Taiwei Palace......"
The rewarding immortal official chanted five or six more times, and at the end of the report, even many immortals began to turn their heads and ears, without it, the reward was too rich.
Only the old official Tai Baixing knows that this reward is actually the result of the efforts of many people, such as Guan Erye, Guo Yu's immediate family members are not counted, and the one under the third master's door, Mazu Niangniang has all said hello.
Even the Taoist boss of the Eastern Blue Emperor Jiuqi Tianjun is extremely kind to the Taoist priest, although the two are not familiar with each other, but he is very disgusted with the idiot Han Cao, and he is naturally very pleasing to the eye for the little Li who sent the crazy Han Cao to be bald.
This is the benefit of the people above, even if it is only a point of credit, it will be blown into ten points, not to mention what he Xiao Li did, but it is really more than one point.
However, there are many good things, as soon as the immortal official finished reporting, a god spoke: "Brother Emperor, there is an objection to this matter......
Daoist Li, who was still in the world, didn't know the above situation, and after another seven days, he finally barely suppressed the injury, and he was still quite happy in his heart.
This time is different from the Xiangxi catastrophe, this time he is the standard protagonist, and it is also the kind of Hollywood blockbuster, the last reversal, the superhero who kills the supervillain, and wait for the rewards above and below to come down together;
"Master Li, the Buddha is leaving, and I have a chance to ask you to drink and eat meat again. ”
The five masters picked their teeth and spit out two chicken bones, the character of the five masters and the Buddhist cultivation of the noodle master, it seems that he really cultivated a 'Lu Zhishen' who kills people and sets fires, cultivates Buddhism and recites scriptures.
The Taoist priest smiled: "The Buddha is going to go back this time, are you going to participate in the practice of Huanxi Zen?" Don't worry, the Taoist understands you, there are poems: men and women love, no obstacles. A little vitality makes this world. The laity are ignorant and make a fuss. ”
The evil monk was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and shouted as he walked: "It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, the heroes are all fascinated by and urine." ”
The Taoist priest was also stunned, touched his chin, and said to himself: 'Strange, how does he know that we have a good mouthful?' (To be continued.) )