Chapter 19: Touching the Bones

The ethereal sound of the zither sounds, smooth as a mountain spring and as tranquil as a lake, each tone has a soft grain, which is the unique timbre of this instrument, and this song comes from the yellow paper notes hanging on the wall, that is, the function of the sound notes.

The score played at this moment is "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", that is, the song created by the literary and artistic young Sima Xiangru in order to soak the white rich and beautiful girl Zhuo Wenjun, accompanied by the graceful playing sound, the story of Li Daoshi is also coming to an end.

Just wondering, Xu Xuan came to the front of Jingci Temple, and suddenly remembered that the elder of Jinshan Temple, Zen Master Fahai, had instructed: "If that monster comes to Hangzhou to haunt you again, you can go to Jingci Temple to find me." "If you don't look for it now, when will you wait?" Hurriedly entered the temple and asked the superintendent of the temple: "Dare to ask the monk, has Zen Master Fahai ever come to Shangsha?" The monk said: "I have not come." ””

Xu Xuan heard that he was not there, and became more and more depressed, turned around and returned to the long bridge, and said to himself: "'When the time is declining, what is the use of my life? Looking at a lake of clear water, but waiting to jump! ”

"If you talk about what will happen in the future, please let the poor Dao sell it and know next time. ”

Listening to the wonderful, the story came to an abrupt end, and a bunch of women, young ladies, and maids in front of them were suddenly dissatisfied.

"Daoist, tell me quickly, the slave family hasn't heard of it yet. ”

"That's right, this Xu Xuan is really a negative man, what's wrong with the snake demon, if he didn't have the help of the White Lady, his pharmacy business would have done so well?"

"The concubine likes the herring essence under the West Lake the most, the woman dresses as a man, she is really ashamed that she can think of it, if we don't dare to think about it, we don't dare to do it. ”

What Daoist Li is talking about is the well-known "The Legend of the White Snake" in another time and space, and it is the essence version of Feng Menglong, and it is also mixed with the plot of the TV series, the heroine, sadomasochism, romance, and human and snake intermingling, these factors are included, and these 'ancient house girls' who do not go out of the door are immediately attracted.

Just imagine, these women who have been forced to read "Women's Training" since birth and talk about three obedience and four virtues, where have they seen this kind of domineering female goblin chasing handsome and pretty people, I only feel surprised and exciting, and it is quite popular.

By the way, in this version of Feng Menglong, Xu Xian is called Xu Xuan, and Xiaoqing's body is not a green snake, but a herring that has become a fine fish for thousands of years under the third bridge of West Lake.

"Hey, this little girl is also boring, with this means, what man can't hook up, and he wants to hang himself on a tree. ”

There was a burst of low laughter around, and some of the women blushed with shame, and they thought that they could do these things, but it would be very rebellious to say them.

The person who said this was a rich lady with a heavy tonnage, the sister of Fu Yin's wife, and her father was the former secretary of the military department; he was the one with the biggest background here, but he was stingy, and every time he made a move, it was actually a copper plate, and the Taoist priest was recently thinking about how to dig out her private money.

Just as he was thinking about it, Bai Shi walked out of the inner room and said solemnly: "Ladies, the water temperature is ready, who will come first." ”

"I, I, I," the rich woman hurriedly said: "Last time you robbed the old lady's sweat, the Taoist chief said, this is a Taoist secret method, which is the most suitable for my plump body type." ”

The women couldn't help but slander in secret, with your size, how could there be room for others in the steam room, and if there were any new things, you wouldn't use them every time.

Thinking so, the women followed, and they were all afraid of each other, as at the beginning, and pushed each other, but there was one exception.

"Daochang Li, can you still tell the story to the concubine?" said this is the beautiful woman Dong, she is very different from others, others only think that this storytelling is one of the fun, as well as listening to music, juice snacks, massage, foot soles, and recently added oil, so many intimate services to burn incense and worship God, no wonder these women are diligent and tight, and they have to worship Sanqing Daozun every day.

But there is an exception, in addition to worshipping the gods, the Dong family is rarely involved in other activities, but the story of this human demon god monster is very interested, if there is a difference between men and women, the entire Jia Mansion is a Taoist priest and a man, and every time these women strip and massage, there are a large number of maids and maids staring at him intentionally or unintentionally.

But if it is said that this Dong woman is old-fashioned and dogmatic, she loves this absurd and bizarre story very much, and every time she hears the female goblin show her might, this beautiful woman will clench her handkerchief, her eyes will shine, and she will no longer have the usual timid and shy temperament.

"Uh-" Daoist Li wanted to refuse, joking, this is his current highest-rated project, and he is considering whether to charge it, and the goods in his belly are limited, so he can't talk about "Golden Vase Plum" after all is finished.

However, after glancing at the concave figure and familiar face under the other party's clothes, the Taoist priest compromised in principle, rolled his eyes, and whispered: "It's not okay to follow the rules, it's better to ask Poor Dao to show you palmistry, Madam, and I'll go next door to tell you a paragraph." ”

Mrs. Dong's eyes lit up, and she nodded without hesitation, making the Taoist priest a little puzzled, although we are honest and lovely Xiaolangjun, but you believe in Daoye's words so much?

On one side of the hall, is the Taoist priest specially decorated the gatehouse, replaced with screens, bonsai, bamboo windows, curtains, among which a pair of high-quality pear wood tables and chairs are placed, and there are bamboo sticks, oracle bones, copper coins, yarrow on the table, full of equipment, unique professional style.

This is a Taoist priest specially used to fool, phew! It is a workplace specially used for divination and consultation, considering female customers, and specially separated curtains, although the gap is very large, it is absolutely indispensable to see.

"Madam, I'll give you a look at your bones," Daoist Li deliberately raised his voice, but secretly blinked, Mrs. Dong hesitated, rolled up her wide sleeves, and revealed a white and soft hand.

"It is said that when the white lady saw that Xu Xuan had not returned home for a long time, she couldn't help but be anxious, so she went out ......"

The story in the mouth of Taoist Li suddenly attracted Mrs. Dong's heart, and took this opportunity to squeeze the other party's hand.

An old pervert once said that looking at a woman, the face and buttocks are secondary, and the most important thing is the hands, because the five fingers are the end of the joints, if the two hands are good-looking, the skeleton must be symmetrical, and the appearance and figure will not be bad;

Mrs. Dong's hands are soft and slender, the finger roots are not thick, the bone joints are very thin, and the fingers are seamless, but the back of the palm is relatively full, pinched as if there is no bone, and it can sink into half a fingernail deep.

No, Dao Ye is touching the bones to calculate the phase, En'en, this hand is moist, the bones are fine, the skin is smooth, the roots are slightly exposed and shallow, the size is like the moon, and they are attached to each other, like aquatic flowers, this is the appearance of Wangfu; uh, Mrs. Dong seems to be a widow, is Dao Ye miscalculated again? It seems that it is not possible to touch it again, and it has to be calculated again.

When the Taoist priest touched it for the eighth time, Mrs. Dong finally reacted, her face turned red, and she quickly retracted her hand, it was not good to be angry, it was not right not to be angry, a woman of her character seemed to be born without anger, and there was a spicy maid Xiaoyu to help in the past, but this time for some reason, Xiaoyu did not come.

At this time, Daoist Li immediately showed his actor-level acting skills, his face was full of sincerity, and he was slightly surprised, "What, doesn't Madame want to hear it?" Poor Dao was just about to talk about the part where Fahai used Leifeng Pagoda to suppress the snake demon, and it was a high plot. ”

Mrs. Dong couldn't tell whether the other party was deliberately taking advantage of her, and wanted to turn around and leave, but after a little hesitation, she hadn't finished the story yet, so she had to blush and say: "The concubine is fine, but it's not necessary to touch her hands and look at her face, just tell the story." ”

The Taoist priest's face did not change, "Well, it's okay, the poor Dao has actually calculated, madam, the lines in your palm are soft, this is the appearance of a nobleman, it is a disaster, and it can also turn evil into good fortune......;

At about noon, these ladies and women also arrived at the time of returning home, and the maids and servants began to reward sesame oil money, and Daoist Li calculated, and it was nearly ten taels of silver, which was probably the income of ordinary people who did not eat or drink for a year, and it was easier to make money than hugging the thighs of local tyrants, that is, a group of losers.

After listening to the story, Mrs. Dong hurriedly left with a look of a girl who met a hooligan, giving people a surprising feeling - cute?

"Boss, if it's okay, I'll go first," Bai Shi bowed his head and said, wiping a layer of sweat on his forehead, he had just massaged five or six women in a row, and he was indeed tired.

"Oh, then you go slowly, these are for you," Daoist Li said, taking out about a silver horn or two and handing it over.

"No, no, this is too much!" Bai was terrified, in her heart, that is, carpenters, bricklayers have a skill, and the daily salary is at most a hundred yuan, and she can earn so much just by pinching her hands and feet, it is incredible to think about it.

"If you give it to you, you will take it, Dao Ye earns more than you think, this is already a very capitalist, besides, your man is still a full-time thug of our Qingcheng faction, this is the price of internal employees," Taoist Dao, this massage and foot rubbing, for a while and a half, you really can't hire people who know the roots, and it can be regarded as a disguised bribe, although most of this money will be used by Zhu Leopard to buy wine and meat, gamble money and gamble on horses, no way, the nature of the country is easy to change, especially the green skin gangsters.

"Daoist, it's time for dinner," the ugly girl's immature cry came from not far away.

Since Taoist Li taught the ugly lady to cook and cook, she has solved the three meals a day in the house, in addition, there are laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning, boiling water, brushing pots and dishes, and bringing white-haired babies...... The more the Taoist priest thought about it, the more he felt empty, as if he was abusing child labor.

So at the dinner table, the Taoist priest couldn't help but ask: "Ugly girl, Jiafu is so big, you do so much work alone, are you tired?"

The ugly girl shook her head, concentrating on dealing with the rice bowl in front of her that was bigger than the pot, saying that there have been too many things broken recently, but she ignored the feelings of this little girl, what is this little girl thinking.

"After a while, when I get a few more sums of money, I'll buy two maids, well, I also have to buy a cook, and then it's time to open my mouth with food, stretch out my hand with clothes, eat fragrant, drink spicy, do you say okay?"

Seeing that the other party didn't feel anything, Daoist Li rolled his eyes and said, "Find another master who can make a candy man, and make you a candy man every day." ”

The ugly girl's eyes lit up, and she nodded thoughtfully.

"Plant a dozen hawthorn trees in the yard, and we can make rock sugar gourds by ourselves in the future." ”

"Also, there are flowers to be planted at home, and there are many, many flowers!"

"That's a must, Master Dao, I want to soak so many girls in the future, and I can completely produce and sell it myself. ”

"I also have to learn the piano, chess, and painting. ”

"I know how to apply for a study class at such a young age, I have a future, Master Dao, I am optimistic about you!"

"I also have to buy books, lots and lots of books. ”

"Uh, why is that?"

The ugly lady rolled her eyes, and it was rare to ignore the other party, the scholar's brother said, everyone is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and she naturally has to learn it.

"But then again, next month's government test, didn't we meet the Yu scholar who dragged it on the boat last time, maybe we can see it this time. ”

"Great, I still don't know a lot of words, I want to ask my scholar. ”

"Pull it down, it's not like Daoye, come on, come on, I'm just free today, I'll teach you how to write first Chinese Simplified......"

Bored at night, Daoist Li bragged and farted with the ugly girl until midnight, and suddenly patted his head, "It's bad, where is the white-haired baby? Why didn't I see him at night." ”

"My brother goes to bed in broad daylight. ”

"I have to take a look, this kid scares me during the day, and Dao Ye has to scare him at night," Daoist Li muttered, this non-human and non-ghost doll doesn't know what the situation is, it becomes more and more sleepy, and sometimes it can sleep for a few days at a time.

The Jiafu at night was exceptionally empty, and Daoist Li walked in the corridor, always feeling that something was wrong, neither demonic nor ghostly, but always felt as if something had changed, and suddenly there was a trace of wind in his ears, and the Taoist priest turned his head violently, and it was empty.

'Is it a hallucination?'

After the Taoist priest left, the beam suddenly cracked, like a laughing mouth, and the nearby floor, handrail, and window shook at the same time, and it seemed that he couldn't help it.

In the next few days, everything is normal, in addition to telling stories to those ladies and women on time and on time, Daoist Li is to recuperate and restore mana, and that Mrs. Dong is even more interesting, every time she comes to worship God on time and listen to books, only when she sees a Taoist priest, she hides, and resolutely does not give the other party a chance to contact alone;

But it's not without trouble, in addition to not finding a way to take up a post in the Xuandu Division, it is just that I can't find out what direction this Jia family ancestral hall is, although the strange and eccentric Jia Mansion is not malicious, but I am not afraid of 10,000, just in case, if this house is blackened one day, wouldn't the Taoist master be killed when he was sleeping.

And by chance, in the end, it was the stingy fat woman, that is, the sister of Fu Yin Zhengfang, who gave a clue.