Anyway, since the ugly girl met Yu Shusheng, she actually had a considerable interest in reading and literacy, and she was gnawing on a literacy book every day, and the Taoist priest who saw it was quite entangled, and she was just ready to train you to be a secret weapon hand, and protect the Taoist master closely, but I didn't think about changing it to a civilian job, and this skill tree is a little biased.

The ugly lady doesn't really like that scholar, right? If you really want to be interested, I'll give it away at a 20% discount, a fixed price, 3,000 taels of silver.

While he was thinking wildly, the Taoist priest was led by the shopkeeper to the cold cellar in the backyard of the inn, climbed down the ladder, slightly cold, and it was full of vegetables and cured meat, all of which were contained in wooden boxes, and placed in different categories, in addition, the ground was sprinkled with a circle of the best rat poison on the market, and in the corners of the walls, it was embedded with thick hardwood, and even the bricks and stones on the cellar walls were of the best red tile bricks, the most solid.

"Dao Chief, even if it is arranged like this, the black rats still patronize here every now and then, causing a lot of material losses, hey!

"Feng Shui?" Daoist Li grinned, noncommittal, he had heard that there was a method of attracting rats at the side door, that is, mixing rat lungs and cinnabar, making the house restless Fu Jiudao, and sealing the dirty soil seal Bugang could break people's homes.

It's just that these are all ninth-rate things under the Daomen, only Mr. Feng Shui and the tomb opener will be, it is said that it has been lost for a long time, it shouldn't be this.

I looked left and right, found a high piece of ground, and found a water bag, which was the Dharma water that had been lit yesterday, and first silently recited a water mantra: "Clean water, the sun and the moon bloom." In the storage of Beidou, three sets are reflected. A pok of divine water will disperse disasters and eliminate disasters. Haste as a law!"

Then he pulled the wooden cork off, poured a mouthful into his mouth, pointed his sword in front of his mouth, and in the surprised eyes of the shopkeeper, he squirted out and sprinkled it on a basket of onions and garlic.

"What do you mean, Daoist?" the shopkeeper hurriedly asked.

"Guess. ”

Eyes, ears, mouth, nose and tongue, the five senses correspond to the five organs, and the five organs correspond to the five elements, the tip of the tongue represents the heart, and the heart belongs to fire in the five elements, the tip of the tongue is mixed with yin and yang qi and spit out, fire produces yang qi, but for a moment, this cellar full of melons, fruits, vegetables and vegetables is stained with the saliva of the Taoist priest, and the Huang shopkeeper who sees it is distressed, can this thing be taken out to make dishes? It is too unclean, and he laughed at it when he told the Taoist priest this idea, and he laughed at it shamefully, "This ancient man is honest, and he should really let you see the roadside stalls of our era, and it is already considered to be for you without washing your feet." ”

Huang didn't understand what the other party said, and asked again, "Dao Chief, what are we going to do next?"

And so on. ”

"Wait?"

"Yes, by the way, I asked your cook to make lunch, yesterday's stewed prawns tasted good, don't forget to order it." ”

Huang Shopkeeper was speechless, I really didn't know whether it was right or wrong to invite this Taoist priest to come, why did he always give him a feeling of unreliability.

"Ugly girl," At the dinner table, looking at the little girl who was facing the rice bowl bigger than her face, the Taoist priest wiped a cold sweat and asked tentatively.

"Hmm, huh?" The ugly girl's mouth was full of rice, in fact, this girl didn't pick her mouth, but the amount of food was larger, that is, five or six times that of ordinary people.

"Anyway, why have you been interested in writing lately?" Tell me about the Taoist master," the Taoist priest said seemingly unintentionally.

"Brother Yu said, only-" As soon as she was halfway through the words, the ugly lady realized that she had missed something, covered her mouth with her little hand, blinked her big eyes, and blushed and said, "I won't tell you." ”

"Cut, don't tell me, the Taoist still doesn't want to know," the Taoist priest pouted, "I'm going to feed the donkey uncle." ”

Since learning that this donkey is likely to be the mount of the man Lan Caihe in the Eight Immortals, the Taoist priest has eaten and drunk every day, just in order to take out some benefits from the other party's mouth, and then told the origin of the thousand-year-old ghost, as a result, the donkey's ability to pretend to be stupid is almost not inferior to him, except for eating grass or eating grass, there is no magic performance, this time is no exception, the Taoist priest waited for a long time, and did not see his expression, he was angry and almost scolded his mother, a donkey with no conscience; ？

After coming back, I happened to meet the anxious Huang shopkeeper, and saw the Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and said: "Daoist, I can be regarded as seeing you, the man told me that two more roast chickens were drilled by rats today." ”

The two of them returned to the cellar and found the place where the roast chicken was placed, and the chicken had been bitten out of a dozen thumb-sized cuts, which were very eye-catching, and in the east of the ground, there was a small hole that had been gnawed out, which was being sealed by two men with nails.

"It's useless, there's something in this cellar to attract mice, it's useless for you to nail it, it's better to burrow than mice, you treat you as Tom Cat?"

"What do you mean, Daoist?"

Daoist Li didn't answer, only squatted on the ground and looked carefully, the bottom of the cellar was cloudy, the water he sprayed in the morning had not dried up yet, and he looked through the boxes and cabinets, and soon stared at an old jar in the corner of the wall, made of gray porcelain, inconspicuous in appearance, and only the water traces where it was located had dried up.

"What is this?"

"It should be sauerkraut," even the store couldn't be sure, and asked two more guys, but they didn't know.

"Smash it open and take a look. ”

The guy smashed the jar with a bench, and the smell of the corpse instantly dispersed, which was as sour as the old altar sauerkraut, and the guy on the left didn't catch his breath, his eyes were white, and he fainted directly, and from the corpse oil slipped out of the white flowers with thick wrists, which were plucked rats.

The shopkeeper was numb when he saw it, and he was busy hiding behind the Taoist priest, and what was even more peculiar was that these plucked mice were slightly large and had bulging bellies, and sure enough, they were all steamed.

"Dao Chief, what the hell is going on?"

Daoist Li sighed and said, "Have you ever heard of the evil spirit?"

The shopkeeper nodded hurriedly, of course I have heard it, there are often rumors in the market, someone has evil qi into the body, abnormal behavior, or the widely spread ghost hitting the wall, ghost upper body, can be regarded as a kind of evil, but does this have anything to do with dead rats?

"I've heard of the evil spirit, have you ever heard of the evil spirit?"

The so-called evil spirit, that is, the artificial evil, is worse than the Gu spell and the evil talisman existence, if there is anything special, that is, the evil is often not the action of the cultivator, but the hands and feet of ordinary people.

Taoist priests can communicate with the gods in a special way, and then call for wind and rain, fly sand and stones, and curse and kill strong enemies, and their actions are almost miraculous, and mortals want to use this power, it is almost impossible, and this rat jar is something invented by unknown geniuses.

Catch nine mice, on the fifth day of the fifth month of May put it in the cage to steam, poured into the secret human oil, it was the Dragon Boat Festival, the five poisons came out, the filth on the rat body will also be steamed out, dig a hole three feet and three deep, bury the rat tank in the ground, cover it with 500 catties of grave soil, seal the filth gas into the jar by borrowing the soil gas on all sides, after nine days and nine nights, take it out again, put it into the house of the person who wants to pit harm, with the evil spirit of the rat corpse, call all the snakes, insects, rats, ants, toads and leeches, this cellar is remote, but it is good.

The awesomeness of this method lies in the fact that it does not require the caster to have the slightest mana, as long as you are ruthless and disgusting, and you are not worried about longevity and heavenly punishment, you can give it a try;

After listening to the Taoist priest's explanation, the shopkeeper was shocked, "It's so vicious?!"

The Taoist priest pouted, "What is this, there is even more ruthless, who do you think will only come to this cellar?" Of course it's your buddy, it's not necessarily the current buddy, and those who leave the job must also be counted, check it carefully, otherwise if you smash this rat pot, there will be another one, and the belly black science has not been studied well and the store is opened, I'll go!"

The shopkeeper didn't resist the sarcasm's ridicule, and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you for your help, and finally found a place to hurt people." ”

"It's not done yet," the Taoist priest stretched out: "Your feng shui here is really bad, and there is more than one unclean thing." ”