Updated: 2012-12-07

Chapter 186: That fart coquettishness

Everyone saw an unusually shocking and funny scene, a huge white sable with a size of dozens of feet, its buttocks raised high, its face solemn, holding its strength, and not forgetting to shake its body twice, after the green smoke rushed out, it completely covered the old woman in an instant. No pop-up update fast // []

Yes......

Then, a pig-killing voice came out of the smoke, the voice was hoarse and hoarse, and there was an indescribable nausea, which seemed to be a kind of wanting to vomit, and it seemed to be a kind of survival and death.

At this moment, everyone temporarily stopped the movements in their hands, including Su Yan, everyone present made the same action, looking at Xiaobai's battlefield with a demented face, or looking at the green smoke, and the energy that kept churning in the smoke, and the cry that made people want to die when they heard it.

"Paralyzed"

Some people really can't find the mood that can describe their mood at this moment, or how to describe the scene in front of them, so they naturally burst out with a foul word.

Perverted, superb, speechless, funny, scary?...... All kinds of adjectives don't seem to be able to describe the scene that people see, which can make a super strong person of the Five Heavens of the Yuanwu Realm scream like this in front of the people of the world, so poignant, so bold, so unscrupulous, almost everyone can imagine that the old woman of Happy Valley at this moment, the most real feeling is that it is more uncomfortable than death, and the feeling of wanting to die and wanting to kill has reached the level of wanting to stop. []

The sky above the entire periphery of Qianluan Mountain was unprecedentedly calm, of course, except for the endless shouts, what was even more funny was that all this originated from a fart, what kind of fart this was, no one could imagine.

A super powerhouse in the Yuanwu Realm, because a fart was so out of shape, I believe that it is definitely unprecedented and unprecedented.

Wow quack......

An extremely discordant laughter sounded, and I saw that Xiao Bai had recovered to the size of a big mouse at some point, standing vividly in the air, covering his stomach with one paw, covering his mouth with one paw, leaning forward and backward with his laughter, upside down from side to side, although he covered his mouth, but I don't know why, the sound of laughter was even louder.

Yes......

The old woman was in the green smoke, jumping up and down, appearing in any direction in the void, but the green smoke was like a tarsal bone, and wherever she went, the smoke went.

"Damn beast, the old body is going to kill you, vomit ......"

The old woman was very angry, how could she not have expected that this seemingly harmless guy would come to such a trick, this fart, in addition to the loud sound, is full of smell, and has a powerful attack and lethality.

Its power is not under Xiaobai's sound wave at all, the old woman had no place, so she came up and inhaled a large mouthful of smell into her mouth, and then, the whole person's face began to distort, only to feel that Yuan Li could not be deployed, and her body was shaking. [~]

For a while, she couldn't use a trick to dispel this richness, and she just wanted to instinctively rush out of it, but she didn't expect that this fart was too superb, and it was very spiritual, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't jump out of it, and wherever she went, the smoke followed.

What made the old woman even more angry was that because she had inhaled a large mouthful before, her breath was completely disordered, and she couldn't use all kinds of tricks for a while, and she could only reflexively block the attack of the smoke.

This led to such a speechless scene, the old woman screamed endlessly, jumping up and down with a green air mass, so funny.

Oa, oa, aa......

There was another burst of hearty laughter, and the wind chased the old man, and although the sound was buzzing, it could be seen from the two rows of white big teeth that were exposed, that this thing was a sullen guy.

"Damn, that's fine"

Su Yan was in the far sky, grinning uncontrollably, seeing these two superb guys, they were simply two living treasures, especially Xiao Bai's invincible whirlwind fart just now, which was not only full of power, but also had an extraordinary effect, I believe that even if the master at the peak of the Yuanwu Realm was accidentally hit, he would vomit three liters of blood in a depressed manner, and he would have to clean up his stomach and intestines.

"Talent"

Tianzhu had already stabbed a sword again at Ling Hu Ao, but stopped because of that fart sound, at this moment he looked at Xiaobai and Chasing the Wind who were smiling so arrogantly, and glanced at Zhou Hao again, and the two of them gave a thumbs up, this is the talent of talents, the best of the best, the invincible existence that cannot be surpassed, Xiaobai's fart, it can be called the earth-shattering ghost god, and it really deserves the name, domineering side leakage, mighty and unparalleled.

After a while, the old woman who kept jumping up and down, and screaming again and again, still did not slow down, she seemed to feel that she was very ashamed to make such a sound, but unfortunately, she couldn't control it, if she didn't scream, would she suffocate to death.

It's just that the old woman also has her own dignity, which is not only about herself, but also cheers Happy Valley.

"Brute, sooner or later, the old body will skin you alive and crush your bones and scatter ashes"

In the end, the old woman let out an angry threat in the horrified eyes of everyone, and drove away with the green smoke.

Because if you stay here for a while, it will only be more embarrassing, this old woman holds her breath, and the qi and blood that have been disordered in her breath are diligent, as long as she returns to normal, she will be able to immediately make a move to disperse the smoke, but here, she must not stay for a while.

"No, the super elder of Happy Valley actually left like this, this is too much, right?"

"Strange news, strange news in the world, from now on, there is another failure in the history of Happy Valley, an elder of the Five Heavens of the Yuanwu Realm, who was solved by a demon beast, and finally left in embarrassment"

"Grandma's, just laugh at me, that big mink is too good, I can't stand it"

Everyone looked at each other, today's events are destined to spread throughout the entire Tanglin, and even throughout the entire eastern part of the East China Sea.

"Ah, it's just like that, it's boring"

Xiao Bai said with a little grievance, which immediately made countless people roll their eyes, and at this moment, Xiao Bai raised his butt again and shouted at another old woman.

"Old witch, eat my little white Qiankun thunderbolt invincible whirlwind fart"

Seeing Xiaobai's white velvet butt facing her, the old woman was suddenly frightened, remembering the tragic situation of the same door before, if she came again, Happy Valley would not come out to meet people in the future.

"Little brute, you dare"

The old woman shouted, stretched out the pestle in her hand, and the body turned into lightning and flashed to Xiaobai's side, and the pestle staff was waved out and hit Xiaobai.

"Old witch, tease you, if you want to try my Qiankun Thunderbolt Invincible Whirlwind Fart, I still have to brew it, chase the wind, kick her"

As soon as Xiao Bai's voice fell, a golden light flashed past him, and the bowl-sized golden donkey's hooves greeted the old woman.