Since the Taoist priest's body reacted violently to the extreme, followed by an explosion, Taoist Li's eyes seemed to be instantly squeezed, and he wanted to faint in pain, but his eyes were black, and his eyeballs were no longer sensitive, as if he was really blind. √∟，

In the midst of pain and numbness, the Taoist priest suddenly felt his right eye move, it moved on its own, and then its left eye.

'It's a little dark. ’

'It's a little dark, so let's lift the sheets.' ’

Then the Taoist priest felt that his eyelids were lifted, as if something had crawled out, although he couldn't see it, but a strange picture flashed in his head, a little man the size of a soybean.

'You can see whatever you want, it feels so good, don't you think?' 'Left eye is a little human.

"Yes, it's a pity that after the Taoist priest wakes up, the two of us still have to listen to his command, who made him big." ’

'Why don't we run away and go our own way, so that the Taoist priest has no way out!'

"It's not good, the Taoist priest treats us quite well, we look at beautiful women every day, especially that Dong, wow! That figure, if only we got closer," the right-eyed villain said.

But if you think about it, he also has times when he is not good to us, for example, in Xiaoyu Mountain, there are bloody ghosts everywhere, and those mandrills, wild dog spirits, snake demons, ghosts, etc., etc., and what human heads, hearts, large intestines, bloody and sticky, you are willing to look at it again. ’

"No, I have a dense phobia, and the last time I saw that dense basilisk in the Eight Kings Cave, I was scared of it. ’

'Shall you go?'

"Let's go, Taoist priest, take care of yourself in the future, our brothers won't mess with you." ’

The Taoist priest only felt his two eyeballs fall to the ground, turned into the villain he saw before, held hands, and walked away.

"Take care of your sister!" When the Taoist priest's body reacted, he jumped up for the first time, but it was pitch black in front of him and hit the wall next to him, "You are the eyes of the Taoist master in life, and the dead eyes of the Taoist master in death, if you want to split up, how can it be so easy to ......"

"So, that's the story, and then Dao Ye ran out by feeling, and then he ran into you," Daoist Li said, and then there was a silence, "Hey, are you listening, give some advice." ”

"What does Boss Li mean, let's grab those little people for you, beat them up, and then press them into your eye sockets?"

Daoist Li hurriedly turned around and said angrily: "Don't beat and beat at every turn, that's Daoye's eyeballs, what should I do if you make me cross-eyed? What should I do if I am short-sighted? Use my brain in everything, don't fight and kill at every turn!"

"Senior brother, you're facing me," this was Miao Sansi's voice.

"Oh so," Daoist Li turned another 180 degrees and patted the other party's shoulder: "You know, you have to pay attention to strategy, huh, Zhu Leopard, when did you become so short?"

"Daoist, you slapped me on the head," the ugly girl's aggrieved voice came.

“......”

"No matter who you are, now you all have to be the guiding light of the Daoist, and now carry out the arrest operation, the target of the action: the left pupil, the right pupil!"

"But senior brother, your eyes are so small, and Luodu is so big, where can we find them. ”

"Hehe, these two guys are part of our body after all, what they can see now, Dao Ye, I can naturally see it, well, according to their broadcast screen, it is a big tower, there are two monks on the side of the tower, and there are a lot of incense, what is this place?"

"It must be Bao'en Temple, there is a pagoda in Luodu City," the head snake Zhu Leopard blurted out.

"Then what are you doing in a daze, chasing after the Taoist master! ”

The Taoist priest feels like he is playing cat and mouse, although there is a GPS positioning system, but he can't stand the other party's fast, shoot a shot for a place, and when they arrive at the Bao'en Temple, the other party runs to the wishing pool next door, and after arriving at the wishing pool, the two pupils ran to the tea stall in the south of the city non-stop, and the old man who sells tea is performing the ability to pour tea from a distance, which delays them a lot of time.

But when they quickly felt there, the two villains disappeared into the crowd again, and the Taoist priest could only 'see' that all kinds of pillar-like thighs were trampling back and forth, which made his heart tremble.

"Senior brother, you can't chase it like this, we have almost run all the attractions that Luo can run this afternoon, and we still can't catch up with them," Miao Sansi snorted, panting.

"Then what should I do, it will be dark in a while, and I and you can't see the people at night, how can I find it?"

"Wait, wait, things seem to be turning around. ”

In the picture that Taoist Li can see, the two pupils seem to have a dispute, one is going to the east, the other is going to the west, as for where to go, of course the Taoist priest is not clear, nonsense, his eyes fell off, his ears did not fall off, and what he heard was naturally blind, and then the picture he saw became two, and the two pupils seemed to have parted ways.

"Dao Ye, which one should I go with?" Daoist Li pondered, the left pupil man was the first to propose to go, and the right pupil seemed a little hesitant, but this guy is a little lustful, well, it's still the right eye.

"Senior brother, where are you seeing now?"

"Well, let me see, this place seems to be quite high-grade, well, there are a lot of women, wow, this woman wears so little, only wrapped in a red gauze, not even underwear, cough cough! The red lantern, the fourth floor or the fifth floor, the hollow structure, this door is a carved louver door, this door looks good, another day to get one for my house, the Taoist master feels that this should be the house of a certain dignitary, maybe it is the prince's mansion, it is really a rich man, he has such a good time, the style is good, there seem to be a few trees planted on the side of the building, and the tree species is——"

"Senior brother, you should be talking about Xinghualou. ”

“......”

When a few people rushed to the door of the largest government-run brothel in Luodu, Daoist Li finally couldn't help retching, as for why he retched, nonsense, let you watch two videos separately for half an hour, you won't be much better than Daoye.

"Senior brother, what do you see now?"

"......" Daoist Li swallowed and foamed: "A man, a woman, on the bed, that ugly lady is here, Daoye, I won't continue." ”

"Ahem," even old drivers like Miao Sansi couldn't help but be embarrassed: "Let's go ask first." ”

"Yo, isn't this Master Miao, come to us again, is it the old rules, or do you want some fresh tricks? ”

"Next time, next time. ”

"Hey, why do you go to the kiln with your daughter, what's the matter? I'm short of money, I still want to add a sister to us, I'm willing to accept it at this age, but the price is going to be reduced by half." ”

"Uh, ugly girl, you are waiting for us at the door now, bustard, it should be the bustard, let me ask you about a girl of yours here, she has a melon seed face, willow eyebrows, and a good waist, do you have any impression?"

"Like you said, we don't have dozens of Xinghualou, but there are more than a dozen, which girl are you talking about?"

"You wait, I'll take a look," no way, the picture is too shaky, the characters are too moving, and I can't find the description for a while, "By the way, she has a birthmark on her buttocks, which is obvious!"

Miao Sansi: "......"

Zhu Leopard: "......"

Bustard: "......"

After a while, I heard the strange voice of the old bustard, "Guest officer, you should be talking about our family's Lu'er, but she is picking up customers today." ”

"Yes, yes, that's what I'm looking for. ”

It took three taels of silver to find out the room number from the old bustard, and the money alone was enough for one prostitute, Miao Sansi walked up the stairs with the Taoist priest in his arms, and suddenly wondered: "Senior brother, why are your hands so hot." ”

"Ahem, no way, the 3D picture is too realistic, I can't stand it!" the Taoist priest rubbed his hot nose and said.

The door was slammed open by three people, and the screams of women and muffled snorts of men were heard inside, and then the Taoist priest could even see his own image: "Just ahead! Block it, don't let it run!"

"I'm not going back with you!" screamed the right pupil, jumping out of bed and running through the door, the scene becoming quite shaky.

"Chase, chase, don't take care of the master, let's go together! Don't let it escape again!" Zhu Leopard and Miao Sansi hurriedly rushed out, leaving only the Taoist priest to touch and probe left, moving in the unique posture of a blind man.

"Who the hell are you!" the actor in the small video just now couldn't help but yell.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, look at my eyes, it's obvious that I'm blind, you can't suffer a loss if I break in, right, you can't see anything." ”

"You can't break into someone's house either," the man muttered with a sigh of relief.

"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding," Daoist Li touched the door, and suddenly said: "But then again, the posture you just had, wow, it's not too difficult! ”

“......”

After a series of chasing and interception, the three of them successfully blocked the right pupil at the mouth of the alley, and Daoist Li showed a sincere smile: "That, right-eyed brother, come back quickly, my eye socket is your warm home." ”

"No, I don't want to go back, I've only been out for a while, and I've seen so many stripped naked, which seems to be following you, and all I see are clothed. ”

"You can't say that, the ones you see are vulgar fans, look at what Dao Ye took you to see, Feng Nuxia, Dong's, fox spirit, Xiaoyu, Xiaowei, which one is not 90 points above in appearance, it's interesting to look at them. ”

"But they're all dressed, and you're going to touch your hands, and you're going to touch them, and it's not fun at all. ”

"Nonsense, touching your hands is just the first step, okay, there are second and third bases, you have to have confidence in Daoye's pickling skills, follow me, maybe you will have a chance to see them strip naked in the future~"

The right pupil probably struggled in his heart for a while before he said, "I don't believe what you say, you usually lie to people!"

"Your mother, don't eat and drink hard wine!

The alley was blocked, Daoist Li thought that the victory was in his hands, but he didn't expect that although this guy was small, he could ignore gravity and step on the wall, but as soon as he jumped out of the wall, a black shadow pounced-

"Wow wow! What a pair of hands, at least a dozen acres, as fast as a galloping horse, as big as a city wall, no, no, no! Big monster, my eyeballs were caught by the big monster! What about Dao Ye's talisman?

"Hehe, Taoist priest, I helped you catch your eyes, I'm very smart!" came the joyful cry of the ugly lady from above.

After being silent for a long time, Li Dongcai explained dryly: "Poor vision, that's poor vision!"

(The bugs themselves laugh at the writing in this chapter) (To be continued.) )