Li Daoshi quietly followed behind Eunuch Cao, and went around to a fragrant hall in the backyard, the tables, chairs, doors and windows are all sandalwood, and there are two tripods at the door, and the incense in the tripod is several zhang, and there is curling green smoke. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In the middle of the incense hall is a shrine, in the shrine is a handsome statue wearing a pink robe, watching the old eunuch solemnly bow to the incense, the incense mixed with faith flowed into the mouth of this god, and then this guy who looks like a man and a woman, his face actually shows two clusters of red.

Why does this immortal become more and more perverted the more he looks at it?

Although this old eunuch is more strange, but he is also a reincarnated ghost and his own mother, no, his father, no, no, it's still his own mother;

So, after the old eunuch left, the Taoist priest immediately showed up and said, "Which way of the immortals, come out and meet the Taoist master!"

The idol showed a nervous expression, and then it was about to turn into a muddy wooden tire, without the slightest spirituality, but how could the Taoist priest let the other party escape, the palm of the hand was windless, the size of a dustpan, the bones and claws were rooted, and the anger was soaring, and he grabbed the other party down, but he was a slender man with red pants in his belly pocket?

"I hate it, Dao Chief, people haven't offended you, you have to call people down, what's the matter," the male god on the other side made a flower finger shape, and said in a girly voice.

"I'm going to go," Daoist Li started from his spine and spread to his brain, shivering straight away, so fucking disgusting!

"What kind of immortal are you, what is your priesthood, have you registered on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, come quickly, otherwise the Dao Master will kill you with a thunderbolt!"

Verify whether the gods are true gods or false gods, evil gods or righteous gods, in fact, there are two ways, one is to see whether there is a priesthood, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, clouds and fog, etc., you don't need to look at it to know that it is a god of righteousness, but there are also some priesthoods that are too remote, like what gambling gods, stove gods, coal gods, not very well-known, at this time it depends on whether the other party is registered in the heavenly court, if it is registered, it is compiled, basically there is no big problem.

"The name of the person is Hu Tianbao, but the rabbit god of the heavenly court is sealed, you see if you don't believe in the Tao," this rabbit god then showed the law phase, two fluffy rabbit ears grew out, and a subtle golden light appeared, but it was the supreme divine light of Haotian Jinque, which was the only one in the Three Realms!

Daoist Li's face suddenly eased, as long as it was a righteous immortal, he arched his hand and said: "It's the poor Dao who has eyes and no beads, and I don't see Your Excellency's divine position, but I don't know which side of the god Hu Tianshen is in charge of. ”

"People are not beasts, they are real human immortals, and they are in love, so they are also called Longyang God. ”

"What!?" The Taoist priest was stunned instantly, there are still immortals in charge of the base these years, this is too damn too heavy.

"The body of the Taoist is seven feet long, is it also so good, do you want to be matched by the gods," the rabbit jade hand hooked on the shoulder of the Taoist priest, and his eyes were like silk.

"You pull it down! Dao Ye is a pure master who can't be straight, take away your dirty hands!"

The Taoist priest instantly took a few steps back, looking at the other party's eyes more vigilant than the idiot Cao, in case of the other party's targeting, the Taoist master's and urine can be dangerous, fortunately, he can feel that the other party's divine power is not strong, and it is similar to the ordinary Mao Shenye Immortal, although from ancient times to modern times, it is not illegal to engage in the foundation, but it should not be much if the foundation is a faith.

"I don't know what the Taoist chief is called," the rabbit god doesn't care, his identity, the Three Realms regard him as a heretical immortal, it is not too much, the attitude of the Taoist priest, that is already good.

"Qingcheng faction, Li Changsheng. ”

As soon as the words fell, the rabbit god immediately changed color, and the flower branch trembled and said: "You are the Taoist who made the Jade Emperor furious and cut off the heads of more than a dozen immortals!?"

"What?"

After the other party's words, the Taoist priest understood what had happened, and he was even more stunned, he never thought that the report letter he asked Lao Mao to push would have such a ferocious effect, this, this is not scientific!

According to his estimates, these people have the support of Emperor Dongyue behind them, at most they are big punishments and small precepts, and taking hundreds of whips is already considered to be the top of the sky, how can they even use it to kill Xiantai? Even if it is blood and incense, they are immortals after all, or is it that Dao Ye's face is so big?

But it seems that neither of them is very reliable, the most likely, is that Dao Ye's backstage has blocked the other party, Mazu Niangniang is the goddess of the sea, Guan Er Ye is one of the four generalissimos of the Heavenly Court, although his master seems to be grassroots, but there are several ancestors behind him, if these people work at the same time, maybe they can really put the Dongyue Emperor together, so to speak, Dao Ye is still wrong to blame them?

But isn't this method too ruthless, more than a dozen fairy heads! The last time this kind of thing happened, it seemed that it was the part where Brother Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

I thought so, but on the surface, the Taoist priest still had an indifferent and ruthless expression, and said softly: "It's the poor Dao." ”

The rabbit god's legs were weak, and he knelt down in fright, this person in front of him was really a god-killing character!

"Okay, since it's okay, Poor Dao will go first, "Since this rabbit god is not an evil god and monster, then it's nothing, he Li Daoye has always believed in freedom of belief."

But after walking a few steps, the Taoist priest turned back again, and suddenly said: "Do you know why the Taoist Master has not ascended to heaven yet, he has such great ability, and you have been a god for many years, but the incense is still so weak?"

The rabbit god saw that this mysterious Taoist was willing to guide him, and he hurriedly said: "Please guide the little god, please guide the little god!"

"That's mainly because you didn't find the right consumer group, no, it's the believer class, think about it, in this world, there are not many good broken sleeves and peaches, if you miss it, then how much incense can be enjoyed, right?"

The rabbit nodded like a rabbit.

"When the Taoist saw that you were destined, he pointed out to you, you said, in this world, what kind of person is likely to have this habit?"

The rabbit god thought for a long time, and then said uncertainly: "Disabled?"

"So you don't have the idea, of course it's a reader, you look at those nerds, all of them are girly, powerless, if you run into a real man, you can't say it; also, you said that they went to the exam thousands of miles away, only brought a scholar, under the contact for many years, they are the most prone to psychopathology, a drill in the woods, a tear on the pants, what happened is not easy to say; these years, ten scholars and nine gay, don't you understand?"

Although the rabbit god didn't understand some words, but when the other party said this, it was like five thunders, and the second pulse of Ren Du was opened up at once, it turned out that the gods were like this! Suddenly he couldn't help but redden, and said: "Thank you for the teaching, the little god knows how to do it." ”

"It's good to know," the Taoist priest shook a crazy cool bully look, leaving a chic and windy back, hum! What Dao Ye hates the most is the kind of little white face who reads a lot of books, you can in the future, don't rob the girl with Dao Ye!

Above the Lingkong Immortal Realm, the Divine Mansion of Emperor Dongyue, the sky is already covered with dark clouds, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, and even the sound of mountains and rocks, even the passing immortals, can't help but retreat, everyone knows, this Pangu V Miao descendant, ordered by the sky, the god of Mount Tai, who governs the five mountains, is in a very bad mood at this time, put yourself in the shoes of the people, their little brother was cut down, and no one can stand it, so they all retreat, within a radius of thousands of miles, and there is no half of a figure.

At this moment, a fairy light fell into it, manifesting the figure of Guangping Lu Xianweng, falling in the hall, throwing himself to the ground, and meeting this sect of the world's mountain ranges.

"Lu Xianweng, people often say in Lone's ear, the two brothers of the Lu family, the elder brother is a big worm, and the younger brother is a small worm, do you understand what it means?"

Lu Xianweng didn't expect the other party to be so direct, in fact, it was true, among the two brothers, it seems that the talent of cultivation was all taken up by the four-eyed old man, not only born with two pairs of heavenly eyes, but also very wise, talented, and the younger brother is a lot clumsy, that is, he became an immortal and attained the Tao, and it was also the result of the four-eyed old man three times and twice.

"But this is not an excuse for you to suck blood and eat incense in Xiangxi!"

Lu Xianweng's face changed greatly, and he struggled and said, "I don't know what the emperor is talking about!"

"Don't you have your name in that list?" No one thought that the Taoist priest had a list of immortal crimes, and this great god also had a copy, perhaps this was also one of the transactions between the fourth grandmother of the cat and the other party.

"Wudao is dead, do you think you can live alone?"

"Please spare your life," Lu Xianweng trembled, and the ferocity of Slashing Sendai was particularly deterrent in the past few days.

"But it's not your fault, it's a disaster caused by a junior in the Nether Realm, and Lone now has something for you to do......" (To be continued.) )