"Whoa, it hurts, you are light, light, Dao Ye is more handsome than you, but this is all raised by your father's mother, you can't take the opportunity to retaliate!"

"This is a secret gold sore inside the six doors, it can be cured in fifteen days after applying it, but you must touch the wrist bones correctly, otherwise the bones will be crooked when they are connected, will you cure it or not?"

"Damn, what kind of attitude do you have, Dao Ye, I am now a wounded, do the wounded understand, you have to care about me, love me, tolerate me, bully a disabled person, you are proud!" The Taoist priest turned his head again and said to the little girl who was pouting next to him: "What kind of attitude do you have, Dao Ye, I have worked hard to support my family, not only do you not support it, but also sulk with me, what is there to be angry, isn't it just that I didn't take you there, tell you, your attitude is called disrespecting the elderly, turn around and beat your ass believe it or not?"

The ugly lady suddenly blushed and stammered, "Take me there, I can help." ”

"You can pull it down, Master Dao, I made an appointment with an underage girl, others died of laughter if they were not killed, if the news of my Qingcheng faction's abuse of child labor spreads, will it still recruit people like this in the future? Do you want to carry forward the sect!"

As he was saying, "Senior brother, I've come to see you!" Miao Sansi shouted at the door, and then walked in with a large bag.

"This is the red silk of Lijiazhuang, as well as two wild geese, three bottles of Xingyang earthen kiln spring, and a large bag of dates, cinnamon seeds, lotus seeds, candied fruits, ......."

"Wait, wait," Daoist Li interrupted, "You actually came to give gifts, could it be that the world is reversed today, and the sun and the moon are shining?"

Miao Sansi was immediately indignant, "Senior brother, you look down on me! In your heart, am I such a stingy person?"

"It's not that I look down on you, I just feel that at your value, there is such a lack of buying these things, let's say, how many gifts have you received?"

"Hehe, or the senior brother understands me, there are four families in total, those descendants of the landlord and the gentry, who used to look at people were eyelid-eyed, but now they are talking and laughing with me, but thanks to the reputation of the senior brother. ”

Daoist Li nodded with satisfaction, in his heart, the profession of Taoist priest is similar to that of ancient Oiran and modern stars, and the size of his fame is directly proportional to his income, but whether it is to go to the cave or to live, he must have an agent to talk about the appearance fee, otherwise he will drop the price, and his brother is also a literary and artistic worker!

"What's going on out there now?"

"Hey, senior brother, don't you know, now people outside are talking about you, what's the entrance of the vegetable market, the severed head, the Qingcheng Dao chief collects the demon land, the Tao is deep, the mana is wide, and the charm casts spells to refine the leopard essence,' Listen to this, the name of our Qingcheng faction is now spread all over the streets and alleys. ”

Who knew that Daoist Li sighed instead: "It's a fucking pity, what a good opportunity for hype, if you have some capital, Daoist I will definitely ask some storytellers to compile this matter into a script, and then recruit some blowing, playing and singing, and finally hire a lot of people to ask Huazi to ask for food to send a plaque to our Jia Mansion, with four big characters on it - 'Eliminate harm for the people'!"

"Tsk, if this is fried again, maybe Dao Ye will be completely on fire, a waste. ”

"This-" Miao Sansi was dumbfounded, only to feel that the three views were brushed, it turned out that cucumbers can still be eaten like this, and the posture has risen!

"It's not good," Sima next to him made a rare noise, probably surprised by Daoist Li's brazenness.

"You know a yarn, these days, three points rely on hard work, seven points rely on marketing, Dao Ye, I don't have a sugar daddy, two don't have a rich woman's bag, make money in a dignified manner, and be a man, you are embarrassed to look at me with this kind of eyes!"

“......”

Miao Sansi looked at the Taoist priest with a look of extreme admiration, as if to say, he really deserves to be a model for my generation.

"Senior brother, so far, four families have asked us to do things, you listen-"

"Outside the city of Huang Yuan, he outside the city Zhuangzi has a large field trampled and destroyed, suspected of wild foxes and weasels to haunt him, bid five taels of silver, plus two jars of rice. ”

"The three-room concubine of the political envoy of Zhejiang, she has often had strange dreams recently, it is said that there are evil ghosts who want to harm her, and she asks us to do something to eliminate the disaster, but she doesn't want outsiders to know about it, and there are two golden hairpins. ”

"There is also the fourth son of Yongning Bo, he heard that there was a snake disaster in Qiantang County, and he was gathering many peers on the street, wanting to kill the snake and destroy the demon, although the price is the highest, but I heard that this little uncle is not very easy to get along with, and if there is a slight dissatisfaction, he will beat and scold him at every turn, senior brother, you have to think about it carefully,"

"The fourth is the inspection ...... of the government office"

"Wait," Daoist Li interrupted him and asked, "It's all risky work, so there's no easy thing like looking at feng shui and doing funerals?"

"Yes, senior brother, don't you think it's weird? Judging from my usual experience, red and white things should be the most. ”

"Oops, I made a mistake," Daoist Li understood with a turn of his head, although his current reputation is very big, but he is reckless, Zhu Leopard is a ruffian in the eyes of outsiders, and defeating him means that the force value is higher at most, so the work he takes now is in the direction of the thug; what are you kidding, Dao Ye came to Jiangnan to enjoy happiness, fighting ghosts and driving demons every day, and doing life-threatening work, what is the difference between this and when he came here poorly?

"Senior brother, this job-" Miao Sansi asked cautiously.

"You see that my wrist is swollen like a pig's trotters, can you take it?" said Daoist Li angrily, "Pull other jobs!"

The Taoist priest agreed with Miao Sansi that every time he took a job, he would get a commission of 20%, and with the drive of interests, this guy was extraordinarily attentive, but in two days, he jumped over again.

"Senior brother, take over a good job this time! It is to go to Zhaojia Lane to remove evil, and the price of ten taels of silver. ”

"Out of trouble, look at feng shui," Daoist Li touched his chin, "This thing-"

"Senior brother, does our Qingcheng faction have the skill of public opinion?"

"That's a must, I haven't learned anything from the old man, don't worry, I'll help them break the trouble tomorrow." ”

After Miao Sansi left, Daoist Li scratched his head, "That thing is like advanced mathematics, who can understand it." ”

From the earliest "River Map" and "Luo Shu" to today's "Water Dragon Classic" and "Yin and Yang Volume", all run through the history of the development of Taoism, mountain, medicine, divination, fortune, and calculation, the word "mountain" represents terrain and features, mountains and rivers, water conservancy, astrology, and Kanyu is these things, which can almost be said to be all-encompassing.

But this thing is too mysterious, not rote memorization can figure it out, the Taoist learned Taiyi Bushu - nine hexagrams three hundred and fifty-six hands, can only be regarded as rough, simple can be calculated, is about to encounter some complicated situation, then sure to catch blind, but the Taoist priest still took it without saying a word, although he can't count, but he can blow ah!

Zhaojia Lane is located in the south of the city in the leaf square, because the city's grocery stores, mules and horses, cloth market in the vicinity of this area, so the alley is mostly dwelling for tooth merchants, the popular point of the saying - middlemen, the Taoist priest's small sedan chair swayed into the alley, Li Taoist walked out seriously, turned his head and said: "Wait here, go back and give you double the salary." ”

"Okay, Master Dao, go slowly," the two palanquin men nodded, completely unaware that the guy opposite was already swollen and fat, and he didn't have a penny on his body.

The alley is a hollow-shaped structure, two willows at the mouth of the alley, every household is connected in a row, the owner Zhao Laohan has already waited, and hurriedly said: "It's the head of Qingcheng Dao, right? I heard the Miao Daoist say that his senior brother is the most powerful." ”

Daoist Li nodded nonchalantly, what he wanted was this style, "Say, what's going on here?"

"It's not a secret, there have been several strange things in our Zhaojia Lane recently, let's just say the Sun family next door, his youngest son got a wind chill half a month ago, which is not a big deal, but in just a few days, there are five people in our alley who have a wind chill, you say it's not strange. ”

Daoist Li pinched his fingers and was silent, with a posture of a bamboo in his chest, Zhao Laohan felt relieved when he saw it, and then said: "Also, where the doors and windows in our alley often fall from the wall, why is this?"

"Peel the skin. ”

"Hmm, what does the Taoist mean—"

Before Zhao Laohan could figure it out, he heard the third door on the right side of the alley suddenly open, and a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks walked out of it, and said menacingly: "Daddy, I said, don't believe this Taoist priest who pretends to be a ghost, our family's money is not so easy to cheat." ”

"Is your stomach upset?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Buying and selling hasn't been doing very well lately. ”

"You-"

"I often get into quarrels with people. ”

"Centipede, peeling, blocking the door, the three dogs are gone, about Taniguchi. The white one is invincible, he died in Hanshita, the three evils are one, even the fishy and dirty, the Taoist priest is talking about karma, doing the right thing, you don't believe it, I won't save it," Li Daoist shook his head, turned around and left, leaving only the stunned father and son.

After a long time, Zhao Laohan turned around and slapped the son, and said angrily: "I told you, this Taoist chief can clean up the green leopard, he must have the ability, in case there is really a bloody disaster, you send me to the end, or I will send you to the end?"

The monkey-cheeked man was also stunned, not only was he slapped, but what the other party said was true, but he had never dealt with this person for half a sentence, and not to mention anything else, the accounts of this transaction have always been carried by himself, and only he knows how to make profits and losses, and others absolutely don't know, can this, this really look at fortune?

"Alas, Dao Chief, don't go, don't go, it's a child's ignorance, he doesn't understand, you must not be like him. Zhao Laohan turned around and glared at his son viciously, "Don't apologize to the Taoist soon!"

The monkey cheek man is the person with the worst reputation in the tooth industry, belonging to the character who can bend and stretch, and has a thick face and a black heart, and hurriedly said: "It's the villain who doesn't know, it's the villain who doesn't know, please remember that I'm ignorant, cast spells to help, and I will burn incense to worship your old man when I turn back." ”

"If this money is from your family, I don't care about the Taoist priest, but if it is from the people in the alley—"

"Naturally, it came out together, out together!" Zhao Laohan hurriedly said, thinking that he was fortunate to be prescient and used the name of the owner to force everyone to spend money to eliminate the disaster, and now it seems that it was really the right time.

Daoist Li squinted and nodded, "Since this is the case, this Dao will make an exception, after all, it is for the people here." ”

After speaking, he asked people to put out an incense case at the mouth of the alley, inserted three incense sticks on the incense burner, bowed three times, and recited a mantra in his mouth: "The Tao is born from the heart, the heart is fake incense, the incense is burned in the jade furnace, the heart is injected with immortal wishes, the sky is prestigious, help me break the evil, and the ministers are told today, and it is up to nine days. ”

As soon as the words fell, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone on the desktop shook three times at the same time, and the Taoist priest began to wave the talisman, and the two people who watched the whole process were stunned, only feeling full of mystery.

After the Taoist priest finished the incantation, he splashed ink and made more than a dozen talismans in a row, and then turned his head and said, "Paste these talismans on the door of each house." ”

Zhao Laohan couldn't understand the purpose of this ghost-drawn talisman-like pattern, but he felt that the talisman was full of inexplicable power, and only after pasting it did he say: "Dao Chief, is this broken?"

"First light the evil, and then extinguish the evil, this Tianguang rune can only temporarily calm the evil qi, if you want to extinguish the evil and eliminate the disaster, you have to find the source of the evil. ”

After Daoist Li finished speaking, he sometimes closed his eyes and pondered, sometimes pinched his fingers, or dotted and poked on a certain wall, behaving quite strangely, and this movement also attracted the residents in the alley, and they all wanted to know whether the invited mage had the ability.

Eventually, the Taoist priest spoke: "Do you know what the three evils are in one?"

Most of the people present looked at each other, their eyes blank, and most of them shook their heads.

"First of all, this block the door, Zhaojia Lane is a back to the word type, and there is a line when the bazaar package outside, the outer circle and the inner square, is the word of the copper coin, in this Luo have intercepted half of the fortune, so most of you are worth a little, but the trader should know that the money has no circulation and does not turn, and the silver money has been placed for a long time, it will be dusty and dusty, and it will accumulate into evil, which is not a big deal, because the evil gas has always been scattered and easy to gather, but the bad is bad on the two willow trees at this door, the willow is left, the willow tree shows the shade, the yin is connected, the door is blocked, the sunlight does not enter, you have lived here for a long time, is there often a sense of coolness, the cold wind is swishing, and the body is cold。 ”

"What the Taoist chief said is right, my old cold legs are the best proof!" Zhao Laohan said excitedly.

The Taoist priest glanced at the other party, and said: "Besides, this peeling is a brake, willow is wood, copper is gold, wood meets gold and produces water, and copper meets water and rusts, and the appearance is that the doors and windows are cracked, the main family road is decaying, and the luck is not good." ”

The monkey's cheeks were shocked, doesn't this correspond to this own family?

"In the end, this centipede, **** life, breath is angry, centipede is angry, you are in the time and time, is it often smelled fishy, centipede thousands of feet and hundreds of claws, the gas is passed on, the wind and cold are born for no reason, one pass ten, ten will pass more. ”

"Three evils in one, unless there is a broken house, a disaster of swords and axes, it will be difficult to solve!!"