Chapter 9: Luck
This Zhao Yushi naturally knows that his official has done his job, and he is ready to run away today, no, he is resigning and going home. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Of course, just being thrown out of the court like this, his face was completely lost, so he thought of a good idea, that is, to hang up the crown and leave, he was one step ahead of the imperial court's decree, resigned and returned to his hometown, first, to show that he was not a lover, and the two can also prove that he was a loyal minister of the first emperor, the king retired, and the minister also retired.
Therefore, early in the morning, the imperial historian took off the official hat and official seal and hung them on the newly haired branches of the jujube tree. fell into the dust net by mistake and went for thirty years. The birds love the old forest, and the pond fish thinks about the old place. The new dynasty has been established, and the old ministers have returned.
He even prepared the poem, and he was ready to be discovered and circulated 'accidentally', but something embarrassing happened, that is, the official hat was unwilling to leave his head, and finally threw it on the tree, and a suction force came out of thin air, so he was stuck in the tree.
And it's strange to say, no matter how the servants pull, they can't tear him off, this real villain, fake imperial history, has been hanging from this tree for a whole morning.
"This official hat can also become a refinement, it's really rare," the Taoist priest thought to himself, ordinary things, if you want to become a refinement, basically the body is spiritual, such as the official hat and other mortal things, probably infected by people's distracting thoughts day and night, close to the demon, turned into a charm, this rarity, can be compiled into the "Divine Ghost Hide".
Seeing this, the Taoist priest was ready to leave, this old official likes to hang, so let him hang it, the official hat is unwilling to leave his head, which means that the court and the people can't do without him.
However, before the Taoist priest left, another group of officers and soldiers came from the direction of the palace, and it seemed that they were escorting a prisoner with a cloak and a disheveled hair, and the onlookers quickly crowded on both sides of the road.
On the belly of this person, it seems to be transparent, the stomach and intestines are all visible, and it is 'banging and banging', and what flows in it is full of gold and silver liquid, and from time to time a loud and stinky fart is released, and the people around the smoked people are regressing again and again, and they are disgusted and ashamed.
"It turned out to be a water belly filial piety, this is really a water flow of 3,000 feet!"
"It's a pity, this kind of person can also achieve fame, so I can change it. ”
"Disgusting, smelly, spicy!"
Filial piety is to lift people, and this water-bellied filial piety is also a well-known figure in the capital, unlike that Zhao Yushi is holding the thigh of the old emperor, which can barely be said to be the duty of a courtier, this one is completely not even a face.
Not only is he tired and tired, but he is also an improper official, and he wanders around Chang'an City all day long, using his identity as a person to swagger and deceive, make friends with powerful people, win over Shilin scum, collect money from people, give people to do things, and specialize in the work of the broker; He and the pot-bellied prime minister are actually a combination.
I heard that after the new emperor succeeded to the throne, he vigorously rectified the rule of officials, and he was also cleaned up, and he was almost stabbed at the mouth of the vegetable market, but he didn't expect that before he died, this belly was actually exposed.
"It's actually another person who manifests the essence of the spirit, isn't it similar to the previous echo insects and smiling tigers, they can be regarded as the humane evil in the long book of the Gongzhi, I didn't think that it would be so coincidental, I would meet two at a time, two?"
The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then his brows slowly wrinkled, and he subconsciously looked at the direction of the palace, the new Son of Heaven succeeded to the throne, the dragon vein turned over, and suppressed Jiuzhou again, all evil spirits, spirits and monsters, in a short period of time, should be dormant, but now, the dragon vein is lost, resulting in the lack of dragon energy of the Son of Heaven, and even people's evil thoughts and delusions can't be suppressed?
As soon as I turned my eyes, I could see that there were almost few people in the audience who were filled with righteous indignation, and most of them were gloating, jealous, envious, and fierce, although it was not obvious, but it had gradually spread.
In the "Tao Sutra", it was said that when the turbidity came, all living beings in the world did not know cause and effect, behaved perversely, acted upside down, mixed with vulgarity, and had no equanimity. Day and night they insult and drive away their servants and concubines, they are flogged in vain, they have evil thoughts in their hearts, they speak wildly, they offend the gods, they call out the wind and the rain, they curse people for no reason, and they create sorrow in people.
And now it seems that this matter is much more serious than he imagined, his godson is in charge of the six doors, almost all of them have eyeliner in Middle-earth, Chang'an is the top priority, why hasn't he said it to himself?
A little annoyed in his heart, he was no longer low-key, and pointed a little, turned mud into sand, and the ground fell in a funnel-shaped shape, and others suddenly trembled with fright, and then rubbed their eyes, but saw that the ground was already flat, as if what they had seen before was all hallucinations.
"Send this little prince back to the palace, don't let people find out, where is your young master now?"
"Get out all the information you have on all six doors. ”
"Immortal Chief, the master of the door, he said that he hadn't seen outsiders recently-"
"Am I an outsider? Are you kidding me?"
When the Taoist priest arrived at the top floor of the Xuandu Division, he saw that the gate was closed, and countless iron wheels of organs were rotating again, snorting coldly, waving his hand, and all the organs were stuck in the road, as for the iron gate in front of him, it was like being kneaded by an invisible giant hand, and finally turned into a ball of scrap iron.
And sitting behind the door was Li Ziyun, who had a scruffy beard and a decadent face.
"How did you become the master of the sect? How long do you want to hide such a big thing outside, is it that Dao Ye was too good to you when you were a child, and you were not beaten enough! Or let Dao Ye thunder and split your half-human and half-ghost into a whole ghost!" No wonder the Taoist priest was angry, nor did he have much public morality, but once this matter was not handled well, there would be a big mess.
"Father-in-law," Li Ziyun smiled bitterly, "What I'm most worried about is to let you know." ”
"What the hell is going on?"
Following the other party's line of sight, the Taoist priest easily noticed the behemoth in the room, "Turning the Heavenly Sphere?"
The Taoist priest recognized this thing, after all, this was a thing that he and Li Ziyun took out together, and it was an instrument that had to be built to kill the marquis, but at this moment this thing was shining, and the large and small compartments were constantly rotating, like a whirlpool, integrating humanity, dragon energy, public opinion, and anger and death.
"You've installed this celestial orb, and you've got something out of it. ”
Li Ziyun smiled bitterly, "I really can't hide it from my father-in-law, Master once passed on a kind of speculation technique to me back then, which was not used by my sect, nor was it a Taoist method, let alone a use, and I only know now that this speculation method was used on this celestial instrument." ”
"Nonsense, get to the point!"
"Father-in-law look at this number of circles, the sun, moon and stars on the top, the earth's veins and fortunes on the bottom, the Zhengchen, the second si, and the third noon, reverse the five rounds, and make them eleven, that is to say, the national fortune of our dynasty - there are only eleven years left!"
The Taoist priest's heart tightened, looking at the other party's helpless and blank expression, he never thought that the other party would actually give him such an answer, eleven years, so to speak, as long as it takes another eleven years, it will be the time of the Ding Revolution again, the plate is turbulent, the lives are ruined, and the hell on earth!
"How can it be so fast?"
Although it is said that the dragon vein was taken away by the red-haired old monk for a while, how could there be only so much time left, is it-
"If what I expected was right, it was this catastrophe that exacerbated the decay of the dragon qi, then, why didn't you tell me about this, or did you say that you were worried about something?" Daoist Li's face softened, and he probably guessed the other party's thoughts.
"Master dreams of fulfilling the last wish of the first emperor and letting this dynasty pass on forever, this thing is the key, and there are only eleven years left in the fortune of this dynasty, I am afraid that my father-in-law will do the same thing if you know. ”
"Continuing the dragon vein? Hey, Dao Ye is not as great as you imagined, the world is in turmoil, what do you do with me, and whether this Zhu family dynasty can be passed on or not has nothing to do with our surname Li, are you as stupid as the old man who catches the marquis, and-" Speaking of this, the Taoist priest suddenly felt a shock in his heart, and he seemed to grasp the cause and effect of this catastrophe.
"Humanity, immortal Taoism, Shinto, Buddhism, what does it have to do with it," the Taoist priest frowned and pondered, wanting to grasp the little mystery in his mind, he had a hunch that whether he could complete the master's entrustment depends on himself, and now whether he can see through this relationship.
Li Ziyun's face was full of puzzlement, in his heart, the status of his father-in-law was higher than that of his master, although the master was as kind as a mountain, but somehow, he always felt that he had a little bit of an incomprehensible attempt to himself, especially after Senior Brother Sima's reminder, he could feel it even more.
But the father-in-law is different, he is half-human and half-ghost, and he has consciousness in his mother's womb, so he naturally knows that if there is no father-in-law, there will really be no him.
Although he was deeply influenced by Mohist thought, he loved and did not attack, but in his heart, he didn't want to happen to his father-in-law by sacrificing himself to save sentient beings.
"I understand, so it is, so it is, this robbery turned out to be such a way to play, the unfinished business of the hunter, this continuation of the dragon vein, I have done it!"
"Father-in-law!!" Looking at the Taoist priest who looked like a madman, Li Ziyun's courage shrank in fright, how could his father-in-law change again.
"Good boy, it's not in vain that the Taoist master raised you with a handful of and urine, and it is useful at the critical moment, and this idea came at the right time. ”
"But father-in-law, there is a taboo in this matter!"
Daoist Li pursed his lips, looking at the face of his own son, but also explained to him: "As soon as the catastrophe comes, how can there be any day, the current situation is the way of immortals, Buddhism, and Shinto, the three ways are fighting together, seizing the opportunity of humane changes, their means, according to my guess, eight times out of ten, nine times out of ten, when the world is in turmoil, support forces, fight for domination of the world, kill countless people, vent the catastrophe, and finally the winner will be blessed by humane orthodoxy, countering the way of heaven with humanity, dividing the immortals or gods, have you seen the god list?"
"This kind of game that compares the background, the number of treasures, and the number of horses, and a dozen Dao Masters will not be the opponents of Heaven and West. ”
"But they never dreamed that the sky is one foot high, the road is one foot high, and the Dao Master actually has the means to continue the dragon vein, as long as the luck of this dynasty is extended for another hundred and eighty years, and it will be dragged until the three big masters return, and at that time, the Dao Master can retire successfully, and as long as the three big masters free up their hands, is this kind of small calamity still a thing?"
"The goal of Buddhism has failed, the plan of the heavenly court has not been successful, even without the help of the Taoist sects, the Taoist master can handle this matter by himself, and this credit can be completely swallowed by himself, it is just one word - perfect!"