Chapter Twenty-Six: Brother Cheating
The tea on the eldest lord's 100,000-year-old birthday feast, the medicinal effect may not be much worse than the Xianjia pill, the Taoist priest cheekily poured a belly, in addition to giving birth to the qi of yanggang, in fact, a considerable part of it was not digested, but was hidden in the body. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Now that the evil demons have entered the body, the Taoist priest uses the yang qi in the soul to suppress it, dispel impurities and eliminate delusions, which has great benefits for his own cultivation.
However, the ancient human body dared to play like this, and if it was replaced by other inflatable dolls, it would have been played apart a long time ago.
And with the less and less miscellaneous and evil gas, the Taoist priest's mind is becoming more and more empty, no leakage, no dirt and no dust, the snow and frost are brilliant, the little lotus shows sharp corners, and there is already danjing floating on the head.
In the body of the Taoist priest, there was a sudden 'whoosh' sound brought by the flow of mercury, the mercury entered the body, the Xuanzhu swam in the water, and the dragon and tiger Dancheng became!
In Taoist terms, the way of immortality is not in sacrificing ghosts and gods, but in guiding and bending and stretching. The ascension of immortals is in the divine pill, and this pill is the dragon and tiger pill, also known as the golden pill.
In Daoist Li's body, there are already signs of knotting!
There is a Tao is bad things in pairs, good things in pairs, when the Taoist priest's internal accumulation is enough, the yin wind and ghost fog created by the night of the hundred ghosts is also under the action of the inclined surface of the fire wall, and gradually deviates from the original direction.
Suona advocated, the ghost held the card, the white bone sedan chair was raised high, and among the white brocade of linen, a bewitching hand was suddenly stretched out, the nails were like hooks, but they were painted with the color of blood red, and gently knocked on the edge of the sedan chair.
"Is this the Taoist priest that the multi-fingered ghost said, it will actually meet here, the slave family originally wanted to visit the lord, but now it seems that there is no chance, and if the trouble continues, I am afraid that it will be discovered by those few handsome, hehehehehe, this old man is still an old man after reincarnation, and he really does not change!"
"But the little dog he raised doesn't seem to be very obedient, so leave it to the little Taoist to worry about it......"
Somehow, Daoist Li suddenly felt a rather powerful aura coming from the night walk of the hundred ghosts, the ghost, the female ghost, and it is not an ordinary female ghost, it is at least a great ghost who has practiced Taoism for five hundred years.
"The source of the sun, the ancestor of fire, the essence of Zhuling Fire Mansion...... There are ghosts and gods on the top who are not allowed to go down, there are ghosts and gods below who are not allowed to go up, there are ghosts and gods inside are not allowed to go out, and there are ghosts and gods outside are not allowed to enter...... I would like to ask Xu Zhong, Jiang Ju, Zhao Yu, and Zhai Ning, the great gods of the fire cover, to hold my edict, listen to my orders, and rush to carry out the disease!"
As soon as the Taoist priest's voice fell, four flames and shadows fell from the sky, and suddenly the fire rose sharply, and he had a hard touch with the qi, but the other party didn't seem to have any intention of fighting, and suddenly retreated like a tide, turning into the end of the night walk of a hundred ghosts.
"Nima, I'm tired of Daoye," Daoist Li was sweating profusely, panting for breath, feeling like he had collapsed from a sauna.
After slowing down for more than half an hour, he slowed down a trace or two of strength, and even the clouds couldn't summon it, and he rushed back step by step, stepping out of a green smoke with every step.
"Although throughout the ages, there are many Taoist priests who have knotted Dan, but there should be few young people like Daoye, I remember that the old man said that although the Jindan Tribulation does not belong to one of the three calamities and nine calamities, it is also a little dangerous, and the Taoist is going to recuperate well, these days I strive not to be close to women, cough cough, as long as I don't go to the third base, kissing should be no problem......
Therefore, Daoist Li sternly refused the invitation of the girls at night, and then obediently returned to the room to recuperate his body and mind with a lip print.
On the second day, the willows were still there, the grass and flowers were fragrant, and Daoist Li rushed to the Mazu Temple as promised, according to the agreement on the note, this time, he had an appointment with his brother.
Just as in the same Luodu, the name of the Qingcheng Taoist is a few points greater than that of the Jade Emperor, in Fuzhou City, and even on the southeast coast with this as the center, the name of Mazu overshadows all the immortals.
Mazu, the common name Lin Mo, also known as Mazuma, Tianfei, Sea Fairy, Fudou Yuanjun, is as famous as Guanyin in the South China Sea, considering that she does not mix with bald donkeys, and does not play with Daomen, it is even more rare to have this kind of fame.
Anyone who goes to sea and enters the sea, treats diseases and seeks children, works and does business, protects the family and protects the hometown, worshipping her has only benefits and no harm, and she is a very miscellaneous immortal.
And there are many things to do, there are many mortals who worship, and the incense is naturally vigorous, Wei Ge'er asked him to meet here, it seems that it is also used to hide people's eyes, when did this female buddy of her family become so reserved, according to her previous style, it should not be directly grabbed by her collar, and said: "Sister will take you to make an appointment!"
"I feel that Wei Ge'er is still not suitable for this kind of ladylike style," Daoist Li said to himself, but his mouth was upright, and his steps couldn't help but be a little faster or two.
In other words, although he glanced at the other party from afar at the helm, what the girl looked like seemed to be a little blurry in his mind, and he had to recall it.
The white forehead, the slightly larger Danfeng eyes, the two willow eyebrows, dense and thin, like the best calligrapher carved in general, I don't want to know, I want to be scared, I used to think that Brother Wei was nothing special, now I think about it, it is all advantages, sure enough, the distance produces beauty, this beauty is too sudden!
I looked at the daylight, estimated whether the other party was about to arrive, whether I wanted to greet him, and looked around, hey! In the bamboo forest not far away, there was actually a pair of dog men and women hooking up, and the boudoir lady was amused by the scholar 'giggles', and even held her hand, if it wasn't for the Taoist master who was busy today, he would have gone to squat in the grass.
'Poof-' When the man and woman got closer, Daoist Li's two eyeballs almost didn't fall off, and the woman in front of him was his own Wei Ge'er!
For a while, I was angry, ashamed, and sad, as if I had knocked over the five-flavor bottle and thrown it all out.
Could it be some kind of misunderstanding? It can't be that it's my cousin's cousin's, no! It's not okay to be on the table, and the cousin can also get together, if it weren't for the lack of IQ of the surname Murong, how could the cousin still talk about the surname Duan.
Could it be a brother and sister who I haven't seen for many years? But Wang Laoguan is just this good girl, such an old-fashioned person, at least as old-fashioned before, and it doesn't seem like he can keep seeds outside.
My brother is so righteous and so lively and cute, how can he eat from the bowl and still look at the pot? Oops, oops! Both hands are held, no, what about the talisman, what about the Taoist talisman? Lao Tzu killed this pair of dog men and women with a thunderbolt!
Can you hold your hand casually? Skin-to-skin kiss! Not to mention today, not two thousand years from now! Look at your little lady smiling, so vicious and treacherous, not only to bring a green hat to the Taoist master, but also to call me to see, how vicious and vicious, what's the matter? Do you want to have a threesome?!
"Break off friendship, you must break off friendship, Dao Ye will cut off the relationship with you first, and when you turn around, you will kill this guy, immediately find a red ass, and explode your chrysanthemum eight hundred times, eight hundred times!"
Just when the Taoist priest was heartbroken, Wei Ge'er suddenly saw it, and hurriedly beckoned: "Daoist!
"What's the matter with finding Dao Master?" Daoist Li's face turned red and white, and he said with a cold face.
"This is Zhao Xiucai, who was neighbors with me when I was young, moved his family to Chang'an ten years ago, and now he has returned from a study tour and specially met me. ”
Dao Ye hates this kind of person who plays ambiguously when he is a minor, it is really the world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient.
"I have seen this Taoist brother, and when I was in the old days, I also had the idea of entering the mountain in plain clothes and asking for immortals. ”
"Not everyone outside this side can do it, especially the kind of guy who has six impure roots and no grains!" Daoist Li snorted, if it weren't for the sake of face and oath, this guy would be lying on the ground and gasping for breath by now.
"Daoist, how do you speak, this is my good brother. ”
"Good brother again, then you have too many brothers, do you want to add a few more to Dao Ye and me?"
"What do you mean, Taoist, I haven't seen you for so long, why have you become so strange!"
"I'm getting weird, I think your brain is broken!" Daoist Li was furious, turned around and left. (To be continued.) )