Chapter Seventy-Three: The Copper Pill
The ugly girl woke up in a daze, always feeling that something had been forgotten, but when she looked at the Taoist priest, she suddenly calmed down. ___bar_w=w-w'.
"Daoist, where's the bad guy?"
"Led away by a donkey, these two guys must have a leg. ”
"Got a leg?"
"Well, donkeys and horses can give birth to mules, this donkey and obscene men are together, do you know what can be born?"
"People **** are offensive to the family, don't say this again, it's just dirty!"
"Who's talking?" the Taoist priest was stunned, how familiar was this voice.
"The old man is the land of this Xiaoyu Mountain, and the Taoist chief you took the old man's original body before. ”
"Oh, it's that-yellow stone," the Taoist priest snapped.
"Ahem, vulgar, that's too vulgar. ”
"Why haven't you been killed by a female ghost," the Taoist priest gloated, "Originally, I almost saved you, who let you talk so much nonsense, and attracted all the ghosts, I think you are a well, both horizontal and vertical!"
'How could this man have such a vicious tongue,' thought the land sadly and indignantly, "but he is also a Taoist." ”
"Grandpa Land, where are you, how can you hear us talking?" asked the ugly lady innocently.
After listening to the little girl's words, the old man's self-esteem that had been injured by the Taoist priest recovered slightly, and he boasted: "The priesthood of the old man is the right grant of the heavenly court, and the movements of this mountain within a radius of three hundred miles are all in the ears and eyes of the old man. ”
"Then how did you get caught?"
"Hey, it's not the ghost mother of Yushan, who covered the whole mountain with dark clouds and black gas, so that the little god couldn't escape, so he had to give up his body and hide the stone of the town temple with the help of the land temple. 8w-w`w-.=”
"It's the ghost mother again, what is the origin of this ghost mother," the Taoist priest asked puzzledly, he had heard this name more than once, he had heard the donkey uncle talk about it when he caught the little ghost, and the martial artists in the inn had talked about it, and now he heard it here again, ghost mother, ghost mother, ghost your old mother!
"Haven't you even heard of the Four Great Ghost Kings?"
The Taoist priest was stunned, the four ghost kings, this is really thunderous, according to the records of the Qingcheng faction, this is a four-headed thousand-year-old ghost level **oss, almost throughout the history of the development of Taoism, the implementer of various conspiracies, the villain in the dark, but the peculiar thing is that few people know their names, the older generation of people are often silent, and he only knows two of them, three seedlings and one horn, Pishan Cao Hou, the former is the demon god Chi You's nether remnant soul, opened the gate of the underworld, delusionally wanted to counterattack the heavenly court with the help of thousands of evil demons, and was suppressed by the Wuyue Emperor, the Qingcheng faction's sword immortal ancestor also participated in that battle;
"The Taoist chief doesn't know, one of the remaining two is this ghost mother, Yama has not given birth to her, she has been born when the underworld opens, and several of the ten halls of Yama are her former siblings. ”
"I rub it, so fierce?" The Taoist priest said in astonishment, although any ghost thing that has been in the thousand-year-old Dao is the existence of Mount Everest to him, and he can drown him by blowing his breath, but it is also a thousand-year-old ghost, and there are also high and low, for example, compared with the thousand-year-old Dao and the ninety-nine hundred and ninety-nine years of Taoism, it is obviously not a grade, and this ghost mother undoubtedly belongs to the latter. ﹎8﹏w·w·w`.-y=a·w-e=n·8`.-c-o·m
"At that time, the two worlds of heaven and man had not been completely disconnected, the Jade Emperor had fully dispatched 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, and ten of the twenty-eight stars had been dispatched, and even the Bodhisattvas of the South China Sea had invited two, and that battle could be described as a collapse of the sky, thunderbolts, and thunder......
I can't see that this land lord has some storytelling ability, and this ghost mother actually enjoyed the treatment of the monkey, and the final ending is that the ghost mother's ghost body and the eighteen doppelgangers are either destroyed or destroyed, and the one sealed in Xiaoyu Mountain is one of them.
"Didn't you just kill this doppelganger back then, why do the gods always like to play these tricks of raising tigers?" the Taoist priest complained.
"Hey, this little god doesn't know-" Hearing this, this grassroots cadre didn't seem to be satisfied with the above decision, just like raising a big worm that eats people at the door of his house, and anyone will be frightened.
"Okay, the story has been heard, Dao Ye will say goodbye to you, ugly girl, let's go back to the mountain and wait for my daughter-in-law, this realm is a high-level strange area, not suitable for novices like us to exercise. ”
"Don't go, don't go, help the little god, and the little god will tell the two of them about their merits. ”
"I'm not interested, and there are so many female ghosts, I really can't beat them, I can't help them," the Taoist priest shrugged his shoulders, if he really wanted to fight hard, he might not be able to win, but the Taoist master is not a living Lei Feng, what good can I do to help you?
"The old man can help the Taoist detoxify!"
"Detoxification, Daoist, my body is very good, what kind of poison can I eat, what kind of poison can I get," as soon as the Taoist priest spoke, he felt that something was wrong with his body, he was dizzy, the surrounding scenery was far away for a while, and the focus was too much, right?
"After the ghost mother broke the seal, Yu Mountain was surrounded by ghost qi, and even the surrounding fog was affected by it and turned into a yin mist miasma, and the inhaler was often dizzy at first, and then the limbs were weak, if the miasma entered the heart vein, it was really hopeless, Dao Chief, did you only find out now?"
"Dao Ye, I thought it was just that I didn't eat breakfast," the Taoist priest said weakly, and hurriedly took out the detoxification pill from Feng Erlang, and poured a few into his mouth, the spirit is better, the six doors of the pill, but the immortal masters of the Xuandu Division have refined it, the quality is guaranteed, and the effect is good.
"Let's go, ugly girl, let's go back, we really can't stay on this mountain, there are chemical weapons. ”
The ugly girl seems to understand whether she understands or not, she is a stone baby, she is naturally immune to poisonous gas, the land lord is anxious, he wanted to use this to blackmail the Taoist, but he didn't expect the effect to backfire, and the good words continued, but they were all taken as a deaf ear.
"Mountain, medicine, divination, fate, arithmetic, Dao Ye and I myself are the best doctor, go back and treat yourself, you will always accompany the female ghosts to play ***, the master will not be accompanied. ”
"Dao Chief, if you don't help the old man, the female ghosts will refine the town temple stone, and the old man's hundred years of hard work will be ruined. ”
"No way, who let you distribute it badly, but it doesn't matter, you have taken care of this ghost mother for hundreds of years, there is no merit and hard work, and you will definitely be arranged to have a good baby in the next life, which is much stronger than any disability insurance, and the Taoist master will come to you again in the next life." ”
The land lord was heartbroken by the character of the Taoist priest, how could this guy not have any sympathy, so he had to say: "If the Taoist helps me, all the herbs and jade on this mountain can be claimed by Your Excellency." ”
As soon as he heard this, Daoist Li's waist didn't hurt, his legs didn't hurt, his footsteps stopped, and he sighed: "What I said, the Taoist master is the kind of person who wants money and doesn't want to die, that, I'll make a list first and see if there are any ...... on your mountain."
The Taoist priest wants money and life, but this time the opportunity is rare, and the rotten ship also has three nails, not to mention the big mountain in front of him, although the ghost mother's breath pollutes the environment in the mountain, but the flower and herb elixir should still have a part left, and with these things, he can refine the great killing weapon of the monk - but the evil pill!
Half an hour later
"Captain Huoguang is here to fan the flames!" As the Taoist priest pointed out, under the blue light of the Qingcheng Law Seal, a large red flame hung out in the air, different from when the flatbread was baked, with the advancement of the Tao, this flame was shining, faintly emitting golden light.
"Kan one from two, from yin to yang, fire and water two, from yang to yin, the former quality, the latter elephant, fire, gold, wood and earth, alchemy but evil!" With the Taoist priest's spell, all kinds of things were thrown into the fire, herbs, gold stones, copper blocks, and even some snakes and insects in the mountains, fused and condensed with each other, making the fireworks more like substance, not to mention anything else, but these dozens of precious herbs, there must be at least eight hundred taels of silver in the pharmacy, and there is no market, if it were not for the guidance of the land lord, he would not have found it.
"Turn copper into mud, smelt mercury and return gas!" With the Taoist priest's low drink, the brass dug out of the mountain mixed with most of the ghost wood was thrown into the fire together, and the fireworks jumped straight up, the alchemy of this monk is quite different from today's customs, even with the strong memory of the Taoist, it is not guaranteed that there will be no mistakes, as the spell continues, his forehead is full of beads of sweat, and as the residue is burned away, the flame begins to hear a crisp copper sound.