Chapter 59: The ghost cuts in line
At ten o'clock in the middle of the night, Daoist Li took four long black incense sticks and told the ugly girl: "This incense burns for much longer than ordinary incense, each can be burned for about two hours, remember not to be more, nor can it be interrupted, before the sun rises, you must pinch this soul-attracting incense, the soul of the Taoist can not withstand the sun, and it will definitely hang up." ”
After telling me a few times, seeing that the ugly lady had understood, she lay on the bed with her clothes closed, waiting for the incense to burn, and the gray-black smoke was inhaled from her mouth and nose, first with a spicy smell, and then the whole body was loosened, and she sat up, only to see that there was still a body lying on the bed that was exactly the same as herself, but her face was pale, as if she was terminally ill.
Seeing that the ugly lady was still staring at the incense with wide eyes, Daoist Li nodded with satisfaction, gently bypassed her, and patted her head by the way, but it was empty, returned to the house, and took out the soul of the old man, this old man has been in the world for a long time, his expression has been very wooden, let the Taoist priest fiddle, and the two of them took advantage of the moonlight to disappear on the street.
Being a ghost is really different from being a man, the Taoist priest felt light and fluttering, no weight at all, as if he could go to the sky with a jump, and then he tried to jump a little, but he didn't go to the sky, just jumped three or four feet, directly exceeding most roofs, wow, don't say it, this feels pretty good!
So, like a big spring, the Taoist priest swayed left and right, until a cold wind blew in the sky, blowing him for a while, like a pendulum, the original vague phantom swayed even more, as if it was about to split at any time;
Li Daoist no longer dare to play 'bungee jumping', really want to play the soul is scattered, there is no place to cry, walking and walking, suddenly saw the Dong family house is not far away, the heart moved, floated in, fell in the back house, looked in through the window, only to see Dong's beautiful woman kneeling in front of the Guanyin statue bowed her head and prayed, occasionally stopped chanting, sighed, the expression was indescribably dull, the widow who got the chaste archway, in the future thousands of nights, I am afraid that it will be as bleak and lonely as this.
Isn't he a little snub to this beautiful woman recently, with this woman's face, it is impossible to come to visit as if nothing happened after being forcibly kissed, and he can take the initiative to attack, the Taoist priest self-examined, and felt that he was too conservative, and went back to your house to continue to tease you.
Floated to the middle courtyard again, and took Xiaoyu's room to wander around, he didn't forget that he was still used by a female fox here, bah! Dao Ye, I have to sacrifice for the just cause of subduing demons and subduing demons, if this deed spreads, maybe even the great master of Sanqing will be moved.
However, what the great Taoist expected, in this room, Xiaoyu, a bun-faced maid, was only wearing a belly pocket, and was stinky and beautiful in front of the bronze mirror, stroking her face and **** from time to time, posing in various poses, and sighing: "A girl like me, who is naturally beautiful, full of body, gentle and lovely, will definitely be able to find a wishful Langjun who is obedient to all kinds, and in the future, she will have to sit in a sedan chair to pass through the door, alas!"
Taoist priest tsk, it turns out that you, an ancient professional girl, have this idea, you don't know if you sit in a sedan chair, but it turns out that in addition to your bun face, the rest of your body looks like a bun; suddenly I saw a book on the table, what book is there to read at night? The Taoist priest floated over to take a look -- "Flower Futon"!
I'll go, the status of this book in this dynasty is like the influence of "Golden Vase Plum" in the Ming Dynasty, it's all a beautiful book, I can't imagine that you are taking a pure route on the surface, but inside you are a heavy taste fan, you really know people and don't know your heart!
When he arrived at Gaodingfang, the reincarnated ghost was already waiting, and he said impatiently when he met: "I like to get lost, are you also lost, go quickly, go quickly, it's too late, and the Yama Department is going to move again." ”
The ghost pulled the Taoist priest's figure around, and disappeared from the world.
Snakes have snake paths, rats have rat paths, this ghost also has a ghost route, in the yin and yang worlds, there are many small gaps, and these gaps are the best shortcut for ghosts without a body; no wonder only ghosts know but people don't know, it turns out that this is the reason.
I don't know how long I walked, the Taoist priest and the reincarnated ghost finally turned into human form again, only to see that the sky was gray, and a small city appeared in the distance, which seemed to be very dilapidated, but there was a different kind of majesty, and there were occasionally ghosts like them nearby, most of them were handcuffed and chained, and they were dragged by the shadows, and they were obviously wanted criminals on the run.
In fact, there are actually nine outstanding employees of this kind of underworld, namely the ghost king, day tour, night tour, bull head, horse face, leopard tail, beak, fish gills, and wasps, each of which is like a department head, in charge of a certain aspect, such as the bird's beak, which manages the ghosts and ghosts of birds and animals in the sky; of course, they together have a great name, which is called - ten yin handsome!
"Follow me!" "The reincarnated ghost straightened his chest and folded his belly, looking at these kinds, it was estimated that there was a sense of superiority, and its nature was different, although the Taoist priest did not ask, but it should belong to the sentence has expired or the guilty meritorious service, these ghosts are not good to walk the bridge and enter the six realms of reincarnation, and the king of Yama let them choose to reincarnate by themselves, which is a kind of welfare of change of direction.
And when a few of them entered the city, they were stunned by the dense ghosts in front of them, and the streets were full of ghosts of different appearances, including underground ghosts with four legs on the ground, hair-eating ghosts with mouthparts, skinny needle-mouth ghosts, and Taoist priests even occasionally saw a few ghosts, with a big belly, red eyes, and no other ghosts within a few feet next to them.
If only these ghosts are better, the problem is that there are still large swaths of souls on the street, most of them are the same as Master Gu, numb and ignorant, only a few spirits will shout, or be afraid and afraid, and be stared at by the ghosts next to them with bad intentions, the scene is messy, and a lot of yin is needed to maintain order.
"I'll go, what's the situation!" Daoist Li was dumbfounded, he had only heard of the sea of people, but now he knew what it meant to be called a ghost mountain and a sea of ghosts, the question was that this Yama Department had always been only in charge of vicious ghosts? When did he take on private work?
"I've only been away for a few days, how can there be so many more of my kind?" the reincarnated ghost scratched his head with his hoof-like arms, and seemed confused.
"One by one, they are all lined up for the poor masters! Who dares to run around, the sticks are waiting!" "The ghost is constantly shouting, and the mourning stick in his hand is sweeping left and right, this is a real guy, made of the underworld Yin iron, and these ghosts are screaming.
"Huh, why are you reincarnated again, aren't you wrong again?" a ghost with a horned hat said in surprise when he saw the reincarnated ghost.
"Hehe, no, ah, yes!" The reincarnated ghost originally wanted to answer truthfully, but was secretly kicked by the Taoist priest, but fortunately, this guy had a bright brain at a critical time and hurriedly remedied.
"Oh, don't get in the way, you've been busy lately!" the ghost muttered, and walked to the back.
How far is this team going to be lined up, Daoist Li rolled his eyes, and quietly said a few words to the reincarnated ghost, but the ghost barely walked a few steps, and he heard a commotion behind him, and when he looked back, the reincarnated ghost was grabbing a ghost and whipping: "Bad master's words, have you swallowed it into the dog's stomach, tell you not to move! You still move! See if I don't beat you to bloom!"
"The villain doesn't dare, the villain doesn't dare anymore!
The ghost was slightly stunned, thinking to himself how this big guy could have opened his mind today? And now it is a shortage of manpower, so he hesitated and threw a mourning stick: "Reincarnated, I'll go to the next piece to take a look, you will help this master take care of this piece first, who dares to move and beat it hard!"
"No problem!"
After the ghost left, Daoist Li rubbed his face and stood up, thinking to himself how could there be pain in the state of the soul, and this reincarnated ghost really started, but at least there is no need to queue up now!
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, these days, what is the highest level of cutting the line? Of course, he has become the administrator of the scene! So, under the deterrent power of that mourning stick, Master Gu and Daoist Li lined up more and more, and soon squeezed in front of the mansion, seeing that Master Gu was lining up along the line, Daoist Li finally breathed a sigh of relief and was about to retreat home, but he was pushed forward by the two ghosts and squeezed in.
"No, poor master, I still have a lot of Yangshou, this time I'm just here to send a friend!"
"Your mother, pick up a girl to become a husband, speculate in stocks and become a shareholder, what am I, Daoye? Is it possible to reincarnate again with that old man Gu?" What a fierce look.
The two black-faced subordinate officials next to him took a pen and a document, and called people's names in turn, each time they called one, the ghost king opened his mouth and sucked it into his mouth, it is said that the belly of this ghost king can go straight to the lower nine layers of the underworld, and I don't know if it's true or not, but the demons and monsters who have lived for a long time are always a little perverted.
"Gu Shi!"
That Master Gu involuntarily stepped forward, and then the black wind rolled, and was swallowed in, before leaving, he seemed to have recovered his senses, and glanced gratefully in the direction of the Taoist priest;
This soul came and went, no one noticed the Taoist priest who had been shrinking in the corner, he was almost bored, when will it be dawn, only the ugly girl broke the soul incense, and he could return to the body.
However, it seemed that something happened halfway, and as soon as the red-faced ghost king and the two judges turned around, they turned into three thick clouds of black smoke and rushed out of the yamen, I don't know what they were doing.
Daoist Li saw that there was no one to take care of it for the time being, and there were unconscious souls nearby, so he stretched his waist and looked left and right, there are no entertainment facilities in the office of this Yama Department, I really don't sympathize with the employees at all, and suddenly I saw that the black booklet that the judge was holding before was still on the table, that thing couldn't be the legendary life and death spectrum, right?!
Daoist Li is a bold master, in front of these ghosts, he sat in front of the chair where the red-faced ghost king was sitting before, and opened the black booklet with Erlang's legs crossed, which was full of names the size of a fly's head, and below the names of the people, there were places of origin, date of birth, gender, and longevity.
Well, this seems to be in the order of the region, and the Taoist priest hurriedly turned to the page where Sichuan is located, rummaged through all kinds of things, and then-
"I'm rubbing, it's not scientific!!" (To be continued.) )