Chapter 70: Home Alone

The quality of the priesthood has nothing to do with the type, but it is related to the scope of influence of the type. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

But the god of the stove is different, regardless of the status of the rich and poor, every household is going to burn the fire to cook, in a hundred households, as long as there is a family to worship, the accumulated incense is incomparably huge, so the kiln god seems to take advantage, in fact, even the underwear is lost.

The Lord of the Stove is now a famous immortal in the Three Realms, but the Lord of the Kiln can't even control a few little ghosts, this is the gap.

Of course, the amount of this incense is not only affected by the priesthood, but also related to whether the mortal people are willing to believe in it, otherwise this god of and urine should be the head of the gods of heaven, but the key is that as long as the IQ is normal, or the prostate and chrysanthemum are normal, basically they will not worship these two wonders.

"You mean, the Queen Mother has a birthday banquet and wants you to deliver a batch of high-quality safflower porcelain on time, but recently a few imps have sabotaged and broken all your porcelain. ”

The kiln god frowned sadly, and said: "These little ghosts, usually they can break some things, but at this critical moment, if something goes wrong, I'm afraid that even the priesthood will not be able to keep it." ”

This made the Taoist priest vaguely remind, what kind of tragic end was the last monkey who destroyed the queen mother's party, if this batch of tableware was not delivered in time, with the old woman's careful eyes, the end was unimaginable.

"So, if Dao Ye helps you solve these little ghosts, can you also do Dao Ye a small favor," Daoist Li's eyes flashed, and he didn't know what bad idea he was playing.

It was dark in the middle of the night, there was almost no starlight, and the cold wind was blowing, but in a moment, a little imp with a big head and a small belly jumped out of the grass.

"Lack of virtue is lack of virtue, I am a ghost of lack of virtue, what about other ghosts. ”

"Trick-or-treating, trick-or-treating, I love trick-or-treating!" another round-headed and round-headed ghost jumped out and chattered.

"Who's the smartest, I'm the smartest, and the last clever ghost is me," the clever ghost jumped out of the horse as if he were riding a bamboo pole.

"Now that everyone has arrived, let's discuss how to smash the porcelain of the kiln nerd, and see how he will deal with it then!" laughed the immoral ghost.

"Who's the most handsome, I'm the most handsome, who's the most handsome, I'm the most handsome, the handsome ghost is on the scene!" To the surprise of the three ghosts, another imp with a bun on his head jumped out and shouted.

"Who are you, why haven't we seen you?" wondered the trickster.

"Look at my appearance, you should know that I am the only handsome ghost in the world, I heard that you are going to make trouble, and my dead beautiful man also came to participate," the handsome ghost said with a grin.

"I don't think you're a handsome ghost, but a cheeky ghost," the clever ghost muttered.

"Who's the ugliest, you're the ugliest, who's the ugliest, who's the ugliestβ€”" the trickster sang.

However, the ghost aura of this handsome ghost can't be faked, as the same kind, these three little ghosts still accept each other, and their attention quickly turns to how to pit the kiln god.

"I know a path that can sneak into the cave from behind, and then smash the kiln to pieces without knowing it, and when the kiln nerd sees it, won't he cry and blossom," said the handsome ghost with a smile.

"It's kind of interesting. ”

"There's a head. ”

"You can try. ”

The other three imps deliberated, and soon agreed to the idea, and walked in the direction of the path that the handsome ghost had said.

On the way, the handsome ghost quietly grabbed the trickster, "Trickster, I don't think you've done enough trickstery." ”

The trickster was furious, "You dare to say that I am not good enough, it's a heinous crime!"

"Hehe, am I not right, you trick-or-treater just smashed the eggs of the kiln nerd, what is this, you have the ability to pound the eggs of the Queen Mother. ”

"Don't you want to me, but the Queen Mother is far away in the Lingkong Immortal Realm, how can I go up. ”

"You stupid, you just need to hide in this batch of porcelain, and when the soldiers will transport this batch of porcelain in the future, you will be able to sneak in, and at that time, if you make a big fuss about the banquet, won't you be mischievous to the extreme!"

The trickster's eyes lit up, "This seems to be more interesting, but in this way, wouldn't it be impossible to smash this batch of porcelain first." ”

"What are you two muttering," the Lack of Virtue ghost said, turning his head.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay," the trickster and the handsome guy waved their hands at the same time.

After a while, the handsome ghost rushed to the side of the immoral ghost again, put his arm on its shoulder and said, "Immoral ghost, you haven't done enough to lack virtue!"

"What do you mean?" wondered the Lacking Ghost.

"What is the highest level of lack of morality, that is, it violates morality, you have no grievances with that kiln god, and you smashed his job, but it is the first level of lack of virtue, and the second level of lack of virtue, do you understand?"

"The second layer of lack of virtue," the lack of virtue ghost moved, "You mean, to trap acquaintances, can it be regarded as a real lack of virtue?"

"That's right, for example, the clever ghost and the trickster want to smash the safflower porcelain, but you sabotage their actions at the last moment, don't you think this is more lacking in virtue?"

"Makes sense!"

"What are you two talking about," said the clever ghost at the front.

"Nothing, nothing," the immoral and handsome ghosts looked at it with a smile on their faces.

The clever ghost is too clever, although he is at the forefront, he has been opening his ears to eavesdrop on their conversations, although he has not listened to them all, but looking at their flashing eyes and strange expressions, he was suddenly shocked, "They don't plan to eat ghosts, or take any benefits from the kiln god, and do anything bad to themselves, that's not good, how can I be calculated by someone as a clever guy like my clever ghost, and I can play at any time, but I can't suffer." ’

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he said, "You go first, I'll come when I go to." ”

"Go early and come back early," the handsome ghost said with a seemingly concerned concern, which deepened the clever ghost's thoughts.

The three little ghosts followed this path to the cave where the safflower porcelain was hidden, rows of safflower porcelain were placed in the prepared wooden boxes, the porcelain vase was clear, as bright as jade, but it was more colorful than jade, it was worthy of the color of the queen mother's reservation, and the quality was good.

The little ghosts glanced at each other, and the handsome ghost suddenly shouted, "Do it, don't let it destroy the porcelain!"

The immoral ghost and the troublemaker both thought that they were calling themselves, and their eyes were full of murder when they looked at each other, and they didn't say a word, and they tore each other apart, but after a while, they all felt strange, and when they looked up, they saw that the handsome ghost was holding a gourd to their own house, and sighed and said: "In these years, IQ is really hard." ”

Three or four rockets were fired at the same time, and a ball of fire burst out of both...... (To be continued.) )