"Don't you kid say that you're hooking up with the Yusi fairy, why didn't you move so quickly, was it hit, Ben Jiang can tell you, the fairy has a very high vision, and even the general couldn't look down on it back then, let alone a little heavenly general like you," Lao Mao was serious on the surface, but in fact he gloated. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"What do you know," Daoist Li looked disdainful, and said: "Do you know what to put a long line and catch big fish, you are a pickle girl is to spin in front of women all day long, this grade is too low, don't look at others, it's you, people like me, just waiting for girls to bubble." ”

Lao Mao vomited blood, "Okay, well, I see how you soak the fairy in your hands, don't say I didn't remind you when I turn around." ”

The two of them stayed in Lao Mao's underwater kennel for a while, then one pretended to go back to sweep the road, and the other pretended to go back to dot Mao, and when they just returned to the station of the 9527th branch of the Tianhe Water Division, they heard the bearded Wei Yi look at him strangely, and said, "The fairy of the rain division is coming to you." ”

Yes, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

The Taoist priest walked out lazily, but saw a group of fairy sisters waiting with red eyes, unaware, thinking that the Taoist priest was playing with their feelings, although in a sense, this is not wrong.

As soon as they saw him, the group of fairy sisters were angry and angry: "It's him, it's the ghost he did!"

"I finally found him, but the old lady didn't know how much she had wasted before she touched his bottom line, and this time she couldn't let him run away by saying anything. ”

"Round him up, tie him up!"

This group of fairies is estimated to be highly favored in the fairy world, although they are stunning, their words and deeds are ruthless, and the Taoist priests are a little afraid, so they hurriedly trotted all the way over, squeezed out an honest smile, and said: "I don't know what happened to a few sisters looking for a young general." ”

"Say, did you mean it, my little flower has even seen the fairy doctor, but it's not good, is it your ghost!"

"That's right, it's the same with my little white, he hasn't even eaten his favorite dim sum recently, and people don't know what to do. ”

"And mine—"

“......”

The Taoist priest pretended to be ignorant, and after a long time, he hesitated and said: "Fairies, what you are talking about is not the group of small spiritual objects that I created by practicing spells a few days ago, I said that I couldn't find it, it turned out that you took it away." ”

The momentum of the fairies suddenly stagnated, yes, after all, this is someone else's thing, and if you take it yourself, forget it, and come to someone else to ask the teacher, isn't this a little, too bullying?

But a fairy is a fairy, and under the leadership of the Queen Mother, her vision is the kind that is high in the sky, and she immediately messed up: "People don't care, anyway, it's the spell you created, and you are responsible for it to the end." ”

"Okay, any of you brought that spirit creature for me to see. ”

"I have, I have, I brought Xiaobai. ”

One of them was wearing a moonlight dress, with a pure appearance, but the figure was just the opposite, the fairy who was convex and backward sent a Q version of the spirit fox with hazy tears, the spirit fox dissipated and was dying, but still holding the fairy's little hand, and kept calling: "Mother, mother, Xiaobai is so painful, mother saves people." ”

The innocent fairy couldn't hold back any longer, the pear blossoms splashed everywhere, and she couldn't cry and said, "Mother will definitely find a way to save you." ”

"Ahem, isn't it just the Q version of the pet, isn't the reaction of this group of fairy girls too exaggerated, or is it that this heavenly court has been deserted for too long, and the soul is extremely lonely, it seems that Dao Ye has also done a good thing." ’

Li Daoshi pretended to look at it, in fact, he already knew what was going on, he was not God after all, the creatures created were inherently insufficient in the order of the Three Realms, and it was natural that he would not live for a few days, this was the cycle of life itself, even if it was Bian Que Huatuo, he would not have the ability to continue his life.

"Well, or else, I'm casting a spell to see if it works. ”

Daoist Li then cast another 'spell' that he had shown before, and in the haze of smoke, a trace of chaos flashed in the Daoist's eyes, injecting the power of the source of chaos into it, and sure enough, Xiaobai's figure recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Mother, mother, people are so comfortable, people feel much better!" Linghu Xiaobai slowly got up, revealing a smile with a cute effect, which hit the hearts of these fairies in an instant.

"Ah, yes, this man can save my baby. ”

"Take him back, keep his hand alone, and don't let him run again. ”

"Hurry up, hurry up, my little flower is still waiting to be cured. ”

"This fairy sister, the young general still has a task to do, besides, men and women don't kiss, please don't get so close, okay......"

“......”

Lao Mao is on the Tianhe River again, sweeping the road alone, sighing from time to time, feeling the injustice of the world, what he sees and hears, like a dream bubble, when he is hesitating, he suddenly sees a cloud of rain flying over, and suddenly his spirit is lifted, and he hurriedly puts on a mighty posture - sweeping the road harder.

Just as he was about to feast his eyes, suddenly his eyes kept to see that among the group of fairies like flowers and jade, the guy with a helpless expression on his face was not someone.

What made him feel even more incredible was that the fairies clung to each other one by one, as if they were afraid that he would escape.

How is this possible?

How can this be!

With that kid, how could he really hook up with a fairy, and it's still a group!?

Lao Mao only felt that he had maintained his facial features for so many years, and he was subverted in an instant, which was even more surprising than he knew that the Taoist priest had rebelled.

Especially among these fairies, there are still a few, who used to not even look at themselves, but now they are talking and laughing with Daoist Li, and it seems that their eyes are glued to each other.

"Hey, who is that guy, his back looks like a dog. ”

When the rain clouds flew over, a familiar voice sounded, and the laughter like silver bells sounded immediately, Lao Mao finally couldn't help it, and fell to his knees with a 'poof', that look, it really looked like a defeated dog.

Another day passed.

"Say, what kind of demon magic have you cast! Why are you, how can you-" Looking at Lao Mao's sad and angry appearance, if the other party doesn't make it clear, he is ready to die with the other party.

However, Daoist Li didn't look at the other party, and sighed with emotion at the fragrance of the fairy fruit eaten by Yu Si Tegong: "The welfare of your heavenly court is really good, including food and shelter, and they are all immortal products, those fairy sisters are too enthusiastic, if I don't strongly oppose it, maybe I will let me stay for dinner, really, it's not good for women to be too enthusiastic, downgrade." ”

"Why!?"

The Taoist priest thought about it seriously for a long time before he said uncertainly: "Probably from my bones, I exude the kind of temperament that can attract women?"

"I'll kill you!!"

Well, for the sake of Lao Mao's madness, the Taoist priest finally revealed the truth, and after listening, although Lao Mao was still very jealous, he finally began to doubt life as before.

"So, you're going to use this to threaten those fairies, it's a good idea-"

"Quality, pay attention to your quality, Lao Mao, it's not that the Taoist said you, just like you, it is estimated that you will not be able to soak in this life, join the bald party as soon as possible, Heavenly Court and Daomen are not suitable for you." ”

"Then what do you say!" said the old man angrily.

"The first article of the Dafa of hooking women, never show off your advantages, but if you want to make up for the other party's disadvantages, what kind of ability is it to threaten women," the Taoist priest pouted.

"Then how are you going to seduce that Yunxia Fairy, she is a well-known frost fairy in the rain division. ”

"When I was treating her pet recently, I told her a story by the way, the story of the monkey who was in the Heavenly Palace, and she liked to hear it. ”

"What does the monkey have to say, I don't know how long it will be suppressed by Rulai," Lao Mao said disappointedly.

"So, Lao Mao, you, with your emotional intelligence, when everyone else has found a partner, you probably are still a single dog. ”

Daoist Li no longer paid attention to the other party, drove the meteorite, and began the usual patrol, and when he went around to the familiar route, he saw that a fairy who was as cold as the autumn moon had been waiting for a long time, and he was not surprised to see the Taoist, but handed the kitten in his arms over.

"Yunxia Fairy, don't worry, this kitten, after two or three more treatments, it will almost be cured," and after speaking, the Taoist priest concentrated on healing.

arrived at the Yunxia Fairy next to him, with a gesture of wanting to speak and stopping, and finally couldn't help but say: "What you said last time, that monkey story, isn't there still a second half, the Zixia Fairy and the Qingxia Fairy, what happened later-"

"Oh, that's it, I also listened to this story from the seniors in the Tianhe Water Army, since the fairy likes to hear it, I'll talk about it again," Daoist Li smiled innocently, and then said slowly: "That Supreme Treasure returned to five hundred years ago with the help of the Three Realms Artifact Moonlight Treasure Jian......"

The Taoist priest was originally going to use stories such as the Legend of the White Snake and A Chinese Ghost Story to earn favor, but then he thought about it, after all, he was a fairy, and he might have some sense of discrimination against monsters, so he thought of this story, but in order to enhance the sense of involvement, the identity of these two fairies was changed from the wick of the Buddha lamp under the seat of Rulai to the fairy lamp of the Queen Mother.

And Zixia, Qingxia, Yunxia, plus everyone is a fairy, isn't it very substitutional!

Originally, the Taoist priest only used this as a brick to open the door, and then he thought of a set of means to enhance his favor, but he didn't expect that this first move had hit the nail on the head, looking at the other party's teeth biting lightly, and the willow eyebrows were wrinkled, I didn't know, I thought she was the Zixia fairy who was caught by the Bull Demon King.

The problem is, before we can exert our strength, you will admit defeat, which is too unfulfilling.

Back at the 9527 station of the Tianhe Branch, the acquaintance bearded Heavenly General was already waiting for him, and when he saw him coming, he hurriedly said: "Have you heard, the Water Division is going to recruit a hundred Heavenly Generals from us to participate in the task of conquering the Heavenly Demons." ”

"Pick a hundred out of five thousand, the probability of our turn is very low," the Taoist priest said without thinking, but looking at the other party's strange expression, he knew that something was wrong.