"Brother scholar, you are injured, drink more soup to replenish your body," the ugly lady said earnestly, bringing the freshly cooked chicken soup.

"Thank you, cough cough," Yu Shusheng nodded, his face was a little pale, and he had a bag on his head, which looked quite funny, completely different from his cold and elegant temperament in the past, of course, this was all thanks to Daoist Li, but fortunately, his five thunder palms had not yet been practiced at home, otherwise he would have been able to give electric coke on the spot.

The Taoist priest sat on the main seat, his nose was not his nose, his eyes were not his eyes, and he finally couldn't help complaining: "Ugly girl, Daoist, I'm also injured, okay, I was still stabbed by your scholar's brother, how can you comfort and comfort me." ”

"Daoist, you move first," the ugly lady said seriously.

"And I'm also staying strong," Yu Shusheng said calmly: "Less than half a finger into the flesh, I haven't touched any bones." ”

"Still singing and harmonizing," the Taoist priest disliked, if this guy hadn't said that he also had clues last night, he wouldn't have brought this scholar home, some people are born to look at each other unpleasantly, talking about the Taoist priest and Yu Zhen.

was opening the dining room, Miao Sansi came over familiarly, "Yo, senior brother, ugly girl, and this benevolent brother who has never met, cooking chicken soup early in the morning, just filling a pair of dishes and chopsticks, you don't know, this early morning government service soldiers will close the streets and roads, if I don't meet acquaintances, I won't be allowed to go at all." ”

"Who the hell did it last night?"

"Who else can it be, Lotus bandit, this old man has cut off a lot of heads in Xiangxi, including their apologist left envoy, and a few remnants are also reasonable, alas! This mess is messy, when is it a head, when can we be serious businessmen and sellers do business. ”

"Feng Shui is nothing more than deceiving men and women, and fortune-telling and consultation also depends on what people say, what kind of serious business is it," Yu Shusheng said coldly.

"Alas, brother, we have no grievances in the past, and no enemies today, what do you mean?" Miao Sansi said dissatisfied.

"If it weren't for you monks who were obscuring and listening, Your Majesty would not be obsessed with the way of Dan Mercury today, ignore the government all day long, and the world would not continue to be corrupted!"

I can't see it, this Yu Shusheng is still a hot-blooded young man in his bones, and the Taoist priest finally understands, why he always looks at him unpleasantly, just because this guy is too serious, bitter and bitter, and now he can also swordsmanship, at first glance, he is the male number one in second-rate martial arts novels;

Miao Sansi didn't have much ink in his belly, and he was suddenly choked and couldn't open his mouth, and looked at the Taoist priest as if asking for help; Daoist Li coughed twice when he saw this, and said: "I think what you said makes sense, brother, this Taoist monk doesn't do anything to produce, can't sew clothes and weave, and only relies on pretending to be a god and making ghosts, and eating with his mouth does not play much role in social progress;

Yu Shusheng glanced at the Taoist priest in surprise, as if he didn't expect him to say such a thing, his face was slightly relaxed, and he nodded: "That's right." ”

The Taoist priest stopped Miao Sansi who wanted to open his mouth to refute, "But have you ever thought that no matter which dynasty or generation, there are few emperors whose morality can keep up with the beauty of the ancient holy emperors, who are dedicated to the public, do not talk about personal feelings, and have no personal hobbies, they are not robots, uh, puppeteers, right?"

"If the emperor of the dynasty is lustful, then the people will inevitably draft women and talents, and the women in Jiangnan are more gentle, and the officials follow suit layer by layer, and I don't know how many families will be broken and several families will die. ”

"If the emperor is good at military affairs, he will inevitably be reckless, and there will be people to fight, then he must forcibly recruit strong men, pull the people into the army, and have money, and he will inevitably pay taxes at all levels, and the people will not have a good life. ”

"Then if the emperor likes to dance and make ink, it seems to be a good thing, it doesn't cost money, and it doesn't disturb the people, but there is a way that civil and military are light, at this point, you scholars should be the most experienced, if the emperor also thinks about it, hehe, then the fun will be great, Jing Kang shame, You Weixue, the courtiers hate, when will you destroy you~"

"Therefore, you can't look at the problem from the perspective of ideals, but from the perspective of reality, from this point of view, this worship of Buddhism and Taoism, although it is not the best choice, but it is not the worst personal hobby, we Taoist practitioners, but also silently contribute to the imperial court, we have merit!"

Yu Shusheng said that his face was blue, he wanted to refute but he couldn't say anything, his head burst out of tendons, but it was as if he couldn't pull out constipation;

turned out to see the ugly girl with a puffed face, staring at him dissatisfied, as if to say, who let you bully the scholar's brother.

Alas, these days, the brain-dead powder is really terrible, the Taoist priest clicks his mouth, but the Taoist master is not nothing; Miao Sansi next to him has a chest and belly, his eyes are hot, and we are not pretending to be ghosts, we are doing our best for this court and this country, so we have a sense of mission, and Taoist priests are really a promising profession.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, don't you say that there are clues about this imperial examination fraud case? Let's hear it, you talk about yours first, and I'll talk about mine. ”

Yu Shusheng took a deep breath, "I once sneaked into the government office secretly, secretly looked at the book corrected by Xuezheng, and found that there was nothing wrong with the content of my case file, but it was under another person's name, and it was not only me, including the top three in the previous county examination, and the articles on the paper were not similar to their style and writing, so I guess that it is very likely that all the names of this scientific examination have been transferred!"

Daoist Li touched his chin, "This is really a lack of morality, a person with a normal IQ will never do it, then my guess is also right, the other party will definitely not be a person!"

"Do you have evidence?" Yu Shusheng frowned, he was always a little resistant to ghosts and ghosts.

"Nonsense!" "Daoist Li threw something on the table, and everyone looked at it, "Brush?"

"This is not an ordinary brush, this is a Wenchang pen!"

Wenchang pen, as the name suggests, is a feng shui pen that can be prosperous, the material is the baby's fetal hair and the child's hair, if it is really spiritual, it can also play the role of Wangwen, enlightenment, and learning, and it is also the only thing that can be under the rules of the cultural movement, a little cheating thing;

And the one in front of me, the pen is dark, the tip of the pen is black, obviously not dipped in ink, but the black but rich as if it is about to drip out, giving people a sense of evil.

"The Wenchang pen is generally to be purchased in the nearby Wenchang Palace, so even if there is no effect, the appearance must be good-looking, although I did not check the evil spirit in the pen, but this pen looks so ugly, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a normal person will use it, unless it is really useful. ”

"What's the use?" Miao Sansi asked.

"Of course it's for you to cheat. ”

"But senior brother, didn't you just say that there is no evil spirit in this matter?"

"Therefore, there is still a possibility - the pen spirit has become refined," Li Daoshi sneered: "The owner of this is called Zhang Shuo, and Dao Ye specially asked outside, only to know that this guy turned out to be very famous." ”

"Zhang Shuo, Zhang Budi?" Yu Shusheng was surprised, obviously he also knew this person.

"This old Xiucai is sixty-eight years old this year, twenty-eight years old in Xiucai, not to mention Zhongjuren, he has not passed the township examination for forty years, and he has not become a tribute student, and it is understandable that he wants to take some evil paths, but the question is, what the hell is it that he dragged the Taoist into the water!"

"So the question is, where is this old guy now?"

"I'll inquire!" Yu Shusheng didn't eat anymore, turned around and left, it is said that this guy is the first in the government exam, but now he is not even on the second list, he has long held his stomach, otherwise he would not have done anything about breaking into the tribute courtyard at night.

"Cut, smart people don't find people by themselves, it's inefficient," the Taoist priest took off the last fritter and clapped his hands, "Senior brother, call Du Shudu, and say that I want to ask them to do a favor from the society." ”

As a result, in the afternoon, the first to come back was Yu Shusheng, who seemed to have changed into tights, holding a long sword, and bringing out his slender figure.

"I found out Zhang Shuo's last address, will you go with me?" Yu Shusheng didn't go alone, he was self-aware, and it wasn't his good at dealing with gods and monsters.

Although Daoist Li was a little surprised, he was not verbose, "If there is a grudge to complain, if there is revenge, go and go." ”

On the way, the Taoist priest looked curiously at the sword that was obviously one size longer in Yu Shusheng's hand, he remembered very clearly, the last time they met, this guy was just a weak scholar, it has only been a few months, and the force value has risen so high?

"In other words, which school of swordsmanship do you have, I have a good relationship with Feng Zhenzhen, a Taihu woman, she is the first female swordsman in the rivers and lakes. ”

Yu Shusheng shook his head and said calmly: "I don't know much about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, but this was taught to me by a sword immortal senior who didn't want to be famous. ”

"You are a scholar, what do you have to learn swords?" Daoist Li couldn't help but slander.

"The gentleman hides the weapon with him, and he will move when the time comes!"

"Dao Ye is actually hiding a weapon in his body, do you know what to do and move?"

Between the two of them, they came to the inn that Yu Shusheng explored, the two quietly went up to the second floor, and came to Room B where Zhang Shuo was, the door was closed, this guy was also simply, directly cut the lock with the sword body, and the two rushed in, and before they moved, the strong smell of corpses came to their faces.

Daoist Li frowned, the spirit has no body, let alone corpse qi, lifted the bed sheet, and a corpse appeared in front of him, with white hair, old eyes and round eyes, the cortex has rotted, and he has been dead for quite some time.

"This is Zhang Shuo, I met him, when he was in the examination of the Ming Classics. ”

"No, the lower half of his body has melted, and he has been dead for more than seven or eight days, so who are you seeing?" )