"What's going on in front and why is it so lively?" Bun Face also noticed the situation ahead and asked. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It can't be that there are demons to make trouble, look at the Taoist master to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" Li Daoist swept with the eye of heaven again, and the smoke in front of him was like a pillar, yes, it is indeed demonic, it seems that the Taoism is not low, what is the situation, this monster is a vegetarian?

"Let's go and take a look, in case there are monsters demagoguery," Dong wrapped his arms around the Taoist priest's waist and said softly, although his personality has changed, his kind and gentle nature has not changed, which is also the most reassuring point for Taoist priests.

When the three of them arrived at the location, they saw hundreds of people forming a large circle, and in that circle there was a thing that seemed to be playing tricks, and there was a lump of mud, and everyone's eyes were all focused on the mud.

After playing the trick of 'banging' the gong a few times, he shouted: "It's still the old rule, three cents once, the price is fair, and Tong Suo is not bullied-" But when he saw the figure of the Taoist priest in the crowd, he was immediately startled, turned around and wanted to leave, and the mud was automatically wrapped around his waist, quite tacit.

"Hey, why did you leave?"

"I've paid all the money, but I haven't measured it yet. ”

He wants to leave, and the nearby melon-eating crowd is gone, but this person seems to have some fists and kicks, turning left and right, and between the two feet, there is a 'pop' sound, and he quickly passed through the crowd, and he was about to slip out.

However, at this moment, the ground suddenly sank three feet, and the two legs were inserted in the mud and stones.

The trick was shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "The Taoist master misunderstood, where does the villain know what kind of witchcraft, just do some small business, but a bald Taoist of the Maoshan faction said, if you see me doing this kind of thing in the future, you have to clean me up, you are afraid of it." ”

"Maoshan faction's bull nose, they like to make a big fuss," Daoist Li put his mind at ease, if even their group of jealous and hateful bull noses thought he was fine, then it would really be fine, but then he was curious: "What is this lump of mud on your waist? Why haven't you even seen Dao Ye." ”

"It's not a secret, the villain's surname is Hu, it is the heir of this generation of eighteen falls, but he is not good at learning art, he can only make a living by running the rivers and lakes, this thing is in a lost way, in the deep mountains and old forests, as for what skills, the Taoist will know at a glance. ”

"Yes, Taoist, you don't want to cut in line. ”

"Don't meddle in your business, this isn't some kind of man-eating monster. ”

I'm going, Dao Ye has been collecting demons for so many years, and it's the first time someone has been said to be nosy, and it's in front of the girl, boy, be careful of your and pee!

Of course, in order to maintain his glorious image, the Taoist priest nodded gently, stepped aside, and then pulled the bun face with his left hand, and held the Dong family with his right hand, leisurely playing soy sauce.

Under the arrangement, an old man who was obviously a rich man came over, and the mud sniffed on his face, armpits, legs and other parts like a dog, and then the mud began to decompose and change, and melted into a thick pot, which was upside down on the ground.

The onlookers burst into laughter.

"Zhao Yuanwai, in vain you think you are noble, but you didn't think that you are also a thick-skinned character. ”

"It's a shame that you are still one of the three elders in the township, with such a thick skin, no wonder you can bear it. ”

"Zhao Yuanwai, Zhao Yuanwai, his face is as thick as a pot. ”

The rich man's face turned red and he retreated in defeat.

But in a moment, another peasant lady was pushed up with her head down, her two little hands tightly holding the handkerchief, the mud was repeated, sniffed up and down, and then turned into a piece of tissue paper.

"It turned out to be a little lady with thin skin like paper," everyone coaxed together, and immediately shamed the little lady away.

The Taoist priest understood it now, and suddenly felt that there were no wonders in the world, and there were actually spirits that could measure the thickness of a person's face, and there was no record even in "Divine Machine and Ghost Hide".

After half a stick of incense, several people were poked out, some thick and thin, some thick and some fine, and the thickest one actually made this lump of mud directly turn into a city wall, and many people were stunned.

The face of the bun is a lively character, and when he saw this, he was eager to try, took an opportunity, stood in front of the cheeky monster, sniffed on the mud, sniffed down, and then transformed into a shield.

The Taoist priest immediately complained: "Does this mean that your skin is so thick that you are invulnerable?"

Under the instigation of the two, Dong was also a little shy to be pushed over, the cheeky monster just attached, Dong's eyes flashed an inexplicable look, the cheeky monster's body trembled, like stirred cement, it couldn't form for a long time, this strange scene suddenly attracted everyone's ideas, and there were many discussions.

The Taoist priest whispered: "Could it be that our lady has no face and no skin?

After being complained about twice in a row by the Taoist priest, the bun face who had been provoked immediately pushed him out, and said angrily: "Let everyone see how thick your skin is." ”

"Cut, it's not Dao Ye boasting, with our kind of innocent little Langjun, I'm afraid it's just like that little lady, at most it's just a piece of paper," Daoist Tiger can't fall, his heart is still weak, Dao Ye's face is indeed a little bigger, but it's just a little bit, it's a big deal to become a city wall.

After the mud monster wrapped the Taoist priest, the reaction was particularly intense, turning into a ball for a while, changing the house for a while, and turning into a dozen other things, which seemed to be unable to be vividly expressed, and finally turned many times, after the people who turned were dazzled, they finally showed the deity, but it was a stick.

Although this thing is bigger than the ninety-nine percent of the people present, the Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, isn't there a city wall brother at the bottom, this shows that the Taoist can still save it.

But no one expected that this stick would actually grow in the wind, one zhang, five zhang, ten zhang, and one hundred zhang, getting longer and longer, and in the end, the naked eye could not see the other end of the rod, as if inserted into the clouds.

Half an hour later-

"How thick this man's skin must be, this stick is still growing. ”

"If it goes on like this, will it pierce God's guts?"

"Nonsense, God has no cheeks, haven't you heard the storyteller say, there are four major portals in the sky, maybe if it continues like this, it will stab the South Heavenly Gate." ”

"This person's face is really rare in the world!"

Baozi's face was already laughing until his legs twitched and his stomach hurt, and he was screaming 'oops, oops, oops', even the Dong family turned his head, and his back trembled; Rao is a Taoist priest is old man with thick skin, and his face was a little unbearable, and in the face of everyone's fingers, he finally couldn't help but roar, "Nonsense! How can it grow to Nantianmen--isn't there still the Nine Heavens Wind in the way!"

"Damn, monster, you actually dare to use demon magic to confuse people, watch the Taoist slap a palm thunder to kill you!" Fortunately, under the obstruction of the two girls next to him, the Taoist priest did not succeed in killing the demon this time.

"Don't let Dao Ye see you in the future, otherwise you will see you once!!"

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Qingcheng Dao Chang saw it, turned into a pillar, the length is endless, everyone is surprised, this matter is included in the history of Qingcheng field, and then it is known by the disciples and grandchildren, and it is widely spread.

Cutting the immortal platform is located in the north gate of the heavenly court, it is the place where the gods and immortals in the sky are heard and changed, unless the body of King Kong is refined, the knife and axe are chopped, and the thunder is split and burned, otherwise it is the corpse of the heavenly immortals, and it can also cut off the Yuan Ling, and even reincarnation can not fall into.

It is precisely because of this that the Heavenly Court can be said to be very cautious about using this kind of punishment, and it has not been used for almost a thousand years, but now, there are more than a dozen immortals who have been escorted up, and one of them is very familiar, it is the five generals.

Rolling dark clouds filled the sky for almost thirty-three days...... (To be continued.) )