Chapter 33: Kui Xing Pavilion
After Daoist Li finished praying, his mind calmed down a little, and he thought to himself, "Although our Qingcheng faction is not a big faction, but until the previous generation, it is still a sword immortal school, what is a sword immortal, it is the kind of sword that can be drawn without a word, and cut people at every turn, with these big guys covering, the minister of education should not really dare to do anything to himself, and just kidding, is Dao Ye the kind of person who works hard and does practical things? Ye Pingsheng only does three things in his life, one is to hug the thigh, the second is to hug the thigh, and the last one is to hug the thigh. β
But then again, what about that pig teammate Yu Shusheng? Why can't I see anyone for a long time, can't I think of committing suicide, then it will save trouble, that red X BMW, can Dao Ye accept it first?
As a result, as soon as he walked to the east, a person suddenly ran down the slope not far away, his footsteps staggered, and his body seemed to be stained with blood, it was Yu Shusheng, who saw the Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and hurriedly said: "The monster turned by the pen spirit is behind me, hurry up and catch itββ"
The Taoist priest was overjoyed, but he didn't expect that there would be a chance to complete the task through the regular way, so he hurriedly took out a pen and paper, and said as he ran: "You go to fight the monster first, and wait for the Taoist master to output it!"
But after running a few steps, the Taoist priest muttered in his heart, when will this cold man ask for help from himself? It feels a little unscientific, and the scene is so familiar, when he dealt with the mandrill in the Yao Village on the head of Jilong Mountain, the monster also transformed Ma Sanzi to deceive him, and since this spirit can become Zhang Shuo, it may not be impossible to pretend to be Yu Shusheng.
"Hey, Brother Yu!"
"What?"
'Smack!!' Daoist Li held back his strength, and under the other party's surprise, a 360-degree windmill slapped over, instantly knocking the other party to the ground, the slap marks on his cheeks immediately bulged, and two nosebleeds also flowed down from the bridge of the opponent's strong nose.
The Taoist priest sighed, although it was changed by the monster, but I have to say that the feel is really good, maybe it is the reason for the same face, and it is extra touching, which is simply a dream of the Taoist master!
"You, in, doing, what, what!!" Who knew that the other party's eyes were on fire, and he almost killed the Taoist priest with his eyes.
"Small sample pretend, continue to pretend, your pole goblin acting skills are good! Come on, come on, Dao Ye will let you show your form!"
When the demon suppression talisman was pasted on the other party's head, I saw him stand up expressionlessly, the long sword in his hand clenched, as if he was planning to split the Taoist priest first.
"I'll go, your monster is quite high, this kind of demon charm has no effect on you, my handsome and dashing, suave brother Yu was killed by you, no! I must avenge him," Li Daoist swallowed and foamed, and retreated as he spoke, something is wrong, if the acting skills can be soaring, then the demon charm sticks to the body and has no reaction at all, this is more exaggerated, unless the other party is a thousand-year-old monster or a real person?
"Hee-hee, hee-hee-hee, you can't kill me, I'm you, you're me......" At this time, another 'Yu Shusheng' ran out of the slope, this version is much more obvious, there are sword marks all over the body, but it is constantly healing under the action of muddy water, and the neck seems to have been cut off, crookedly inserted into the shoulder, the two eyes are as black as ink, and the corners of the mouth are weird and evil, and the face of Yu Shusheng is extremely weird.
This one looks like piracy!
"Brother Yu, the overall situation is important, the overall situation is important! You should think about it, those stupid students who have studied hard for more than ten years in the cold window, and finally ruined their rankings by this monster, you should think about it, during the critical period of the imperial court, how much trouble was made for this monster, and there were even lotus bandits who took the opportunity to make trouble and assassinate the officials of the imperial court, Brother Yu, to be honest, the overall situation is important!!" "Daoist Li was sincere, and his face was full of loyal ministers, he almost cried, but he almost laughed and cried in his heart, it turned out that he was smoking a real person, with feelings!
Yu Shusheng's discipline was not as low as that of a Taoist priest, and in the end he had to pause in hatred and go back with his sword to deal with this monster.
Clay scholars, the spirit of the pen is transformed, wood is born of gold for soil, good at change, hiding grievances - "Divine Machine Ghost Hide" demon 439
After only looking at it for a while, the Taoist priest understood why Yu Shusheng was not the opponent of the other party, and the other party completely ignored the physical attack! No matter how good your sword moves are, there will be at most one hole in your body, and as long as he stands on the ground, a steady stream of rustic energy can make up for its loss, and he is a continuous monster.
In the past, Daoist Li was also more worried about this type, because the destruction of the rune seal was not as fast as the other party's repair speed, but now, let you know what the magic casting speed of the master is!
'Brush' 'Brush' 'Brush' 'Brush' 'Brush' 'Brush'
The Taoist priest is like flying, relying on the experience of various punishments in the previous life, but in just a moment, he made fifteen demon talismans, and when he was still to continue, there was a 'click', and the quill pen was broken excessively, but these talismans were enough.
"Zheng Qi enters the sky, black Qi enters the ground, the two Qi merge, and the wind is flying!"
At the beginning, the missile technique obtained from those peers on the street worked, and the wind flashed in the air, and more than a dozen demon talismans were thrown out at a very fast speed, and then pasted on the body of the mud scholar;
The mud scholar suddenly screamed again and again, green smoke rose all over his body, and the muddy water in his body could no longer repair the wound, Yu Shusheng took this opportunity, turned the sword in his hand, and cast a flower and leaf potential, the cold light flashed, and the other party's head turned several big circles in the air, but it could no longer grow.
At night, around the hour, the Taoist priest felt a light float again, the fairy clouds were blooming, the mist dispersed, and he came to the Zitong Palace, and the Emperor Wenchang in front of him actually squeezed out a smile for the first time, "Daoist Li of the Nether, really worthy of being the heir of the Qingcheng faction, ...... in just three days"
"Wait, wait," Daoist Li unceremoniously interrupted the other party's words, joking, now that the real murderer has been caught, he is full of confidence, "Immortals can't wronged good people, right, your old man is a threat, and he is intimidating, and he wants to take me to the top of the tank, I don't know how to count this matter?"
"Bold!" said the fairy again.
"Who is bold? In the laws of heaven, can there be such a thing as being able to frame mortals at will? Minister, no, it's the emperor, think about it, this is a stain on your life, if you are stabbed out, do you want to be the head? Can the official still do it?"
"Then what do you mean?" This Emperor Wenchang probably also saw that this guy was a scoundrel character who couldn't be fried and couldn't be burned in pain, and it was impossible to really deal with him, that was a violation of the rules of heaven, so he could only follow the hair.
"Our requirements are not high, exercises, pills, and magic weapons, you look at it, eight pieces of ten pieces are not too much, three pieces of five pieces are not too little, the meaning is enough. β
The emperor almost didn't squirt a mouthful of water to kill this girl, it was too shameless, but considering that this guy did help him, and the Qingcheng faction was registered in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he had to say patiently: "This official is in charge of Wenchangxing, and he is in charge of meritorious affairs, and in addition, this official has no one of these things you said." β
This time it was Daoist Li's turn to be dumbfounded, "This can't be, you are an immortal!"
"What you cultivate is also the way of flying in the day, in the eyes of mortals in the nether realm, you are also an immortal, but can you also do everything that others want?"
"Uh-" The Taoist priest scratched his head and pretended: "I can understand the emperor's suffering, but poor Dao has made an oath since he was a child, not to do things that are famous and unprofitable, and ask the emperor to forgive me, besides, this Lingkong Heavenly Realm is picturesque, and we will be happy to stay for a few days." β
This is a typical Sun Monkey's method of dealing with Rulai, in terms of force alone, we are not your opponent, but if you are sprinkling, what can you do with me?
Well, now it's Emperor Wenchang's turn to have a headache, this guy in front of him is a copper pea that can't be steamed or boiled, how to get it?
"If you fail to cultivate in this life, you will be reincarnated in the next life, and this official will guarantee you a future. β
"I'm sorry, the poor Dao only lives in the moment, besides, aren't you cursing me, we are destined to become immortals in this life?"
"Let your children be born intelligent and able to read. β
"There is an old saying that it may not be good to be young when you are young, and besides, we are Taoist priests, and it is not certain whether we have descendants or not. β
β......β
In the clouds and mist, an immortal official quietly whispered a few words, Emperor Wenchang nodded slightly, and said: "How about this, this official knows that you have a brass treasure pot in your home, and it was originally a treasure of my old friend before he became enlightened, so he taught you how to use it?"
The Taoist priest's eyes lit up, this is okay, and it can also solve the security problem of Jiafu by the way, and hurriedly said: "Deal!"
"Okay, listenβ" After Emperor Wenchang finished speaking, he said, "In this way, you can go back." β
"Wait, wait!" Daoist Li hurriedly shouted, looking at the Minister of Education's eyes becoming very unkind, and said with a shy face: "Well, our soil bun has never seen the world, Emperor, can you give us a stick of incense time, let me see the great rivers and mountains of this Lingkong Immortal Realm, and by the way, strengthen my heart to seek the Tao!"
Standing in front of Zitong Palace, Daoist Li only wanted to chant a poem now: "The sea, your ****** is full of water, the fairy world, you are all fucking clouds!"
I saw the sea of clouds and mountains in front of me, endlessly, colorful glow shot out from under the clouds, occasionally palace pavilions, eaves and arches, crystal jade pillars, that is the palace of other gods, will not be able to drive the clouds, want to go to see it, poor he still wants to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to shop, Chang'e sister's bedroom to take a look, by the way, ask the master how the old man is mixed on it, don't mention it now.
However, the Taoist priest's eyes rolled, staring at a hundred-story pavilion in front of the palace, in folklore, this record is the selection of the champions of the past dynasties, the talent of the literary movement, and the person of the Lu position, in short, they are the selectors of the literary movement and the official movement, such as Brother Li Bai, which is a typical person with literary luck without official luck.
Seeing that no one was looking at him, the Taoist priest rushed in, inside was a dense file and case, only the first layer, not afraid of tens of thousands of volumes, generally speaking, the oldest age, the higher the number of layers, and the closer to this era, should be put the closest.
The Taoist priest picked a volume and opened it not long ago, squatting behind the bookshelf and looking at it, it felt quite exciting, and there may be future officials in this scroll, and the current potential stocks, Daoist I have the opportunity to have a relationship with them, and then he saw a familiar name...... (To be continued.) )