Faced with Daoist Li's offer, the fifth master immediately scolded: "Fart and spicy, your fifth master will not be a monk if he dies!"

"Don't be in such a hurry to refuse, Dao Ye will calculate for you, how many benefits are there when this is a monk, first of all, don't do anything to produce, don't worry about eating, drinking, and Lasa, it's easy to cut your hair, how handsome your robe is, the most important thing is that if you work hard, maybe one day you will be extradited by the West Heaven, then it's completely different, now is the time when the two Taoist families divide the Three Realms, monks are the same as Taoist priests, they are all very promising!"

"The bald donkey of the straight mother, as a monk, can't even touch a mother-in-law, can't even kill people and set fires, what's the point of living?"

"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding," Daoist Li smiled, like the manager of a leather bag company, "Who said that when you are a monk, you can't move women, then you definitely don't know Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, you definitely don't know what is called Huanxi Zen, that posture is so much that you can't imagine, and, what is the meaning of this murder and fire prevention, children's tricks, poor Dao heard that Buddhism has a ability to call the Buddha country in the palm of your hand, in that Buddha country, you are the lord of eternity, countless believers, don't you do whatever you want......"

The Taoist priest doesn't care what the real situation is, as long as he fools the other party in, this game, he is sure to flip it over, and the bald heads' calculations, he has almost guessed seven or eight now. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Anyway, the more hair falls, the higher the IQ, these bald people are so thieves, calculated to the extreme, if they didn't plan to hide it from the Taoist master, I'm afraid that even they would be hidden in the dark, but now, as long as the fifth master is measured, the matter will basically be.

But this is the simplest level, but it has become the most troublesome place, no matter how the Taoist priest coerces and tempts, the five masters just don't agree, they are in a hurry, and they scold the Taoist priest, if it weren't for the idiot Cao Da's enemy, the Taoist priest immediately wanted the other party to know, why the flowers are so red.

"You bull's nose, I'm about to clip your beak, or you will give the fifth master a knife in the neck, or as soon as Lao Tzu gets out of trouble, he will immediately stuff you into the dung bucket......"

'There must be love, there must be love,' Daoist Li took a deep breath, recalled the advice of the noodle master in his head, and forced out a smile: "You listen to the poor Dao first——"

But before he continued to flicker, the surrounding fog suddenly seemed to be dyed with a layer of black, and a huge black shadow appeared in the sky above the fog, and the rolling momentum simply made the sky and the earth tremble, and the Taoist priest's complexion changed greatly, and even the five immortals couldn't delay each other for a moment and a half.

That day, the monk also knew that the situation was critical, and there was a burst of screams, pointing to the fifth master, to the effect that this guy would be handed over to the Taoist, and then a pure Buddha light suddenly appeared on his body, and he flew up against the black shadow, no matter how strong this wild monk is, it also belongs to the level of the world, and the demon Buddha obviously does not belong to this grade anymore.

"This monk is really dying," Li Daoist scolded secretly, moved his body, turned into a tiger spirit again, and ran away with the five masters, and there was a muffled thunder in the sky from time to time, only a moment later, I saw a human head falling from the sky, just smashed not far away, officially the wild monk, saw the two Taoist priests, especially when he saw the fifth master, he actually showed a pious smile, his mouth opened with difficulty, and read: "Nan, Nan Wu Amitabha——"

Seeing this scene, the fifth master somehow suddenly flashed an inexplicable sadness in his eyes, as if he remembered something, this is not his memory, but it belongs to his memory.

Tianzhu, monks everywhere, Buddha shrines, glazed agate embellishment, sunshine, a good peaceful and beautiful land.

"My Buddha is merciful, in the Tianzhu Thanksgiving Temple, the man-eating devil is your Excellency?"

A young monk slowly walked into the temple, the monk was extremely handsome, with an extremely warm feeling all over his body, his eyes were peaceful, looking at the devil in front of him.

The devil is short in stature, with blue hair and sharp teeth, defenseless, and full of long hair, just like the uncivilized wild man in the deep mountains and old forests, but in front of him, there are still four corpses with skin and skin, all of which have been gnawed most of them, and the bloody scene shows that it is cannibalism.

"Those who have the heart to do good, though they are good will not be rewarded, and those who have no intention to do evil are not punished. The monk saw in the other party's ferocious appearance the essence of the devil, which was not the essence of evil, "Or is it just simple hunger?"

As soon as he thought of this, the young monk simply sat down cross-legged, bare his upper body, and said with a fearless smile: "In the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle, but this time, he called me face." ”

The devil smelled the breath of the living, breathed heavily, his eyes showed blood-red eyes, and pounced like a maned dog, and the sound of biting, roaring, and pulling of flesh and blood, the thick smell of blood passed down the pavilion of the treasure temple, and penetrated out.

The devil eats meat, the monk recites the scriptures, this scene lasted for ninety-nine days, and finally, the monk's mana was exhausted, the flesh and blood no longer increased, and the bones were dying, but he was still smiling and said apologetically: "It seems that the poor monk is not as good as the Buddha, I'm afraid I can't satisfy your evil desires——"

The devil, who had been immersed in eating meat, suddenly raised his head, blinked his eyes, hesitated for a moment, and actually followed the posture of the monk, sat cross-legged on the ground, put his hands together, and said with difficulty: "Ah, Amitabha." ”

"Apprentice, apprentice, how many times has the teacher told you, you can't eat people, you can't eat people, of course babies can't do it, Taoist priests?

"You can't eat the living, and of course you can't eat the flesh of the dead, what if you eat your belly? ”

"Amitabha, what advice does the Netherworld Sect Master have? What! My disciple actually ran to your place to eat ghosts?

Another hundred years, the devil grew up, became a Tianzhu wild monk, the young monk is also old, one day, suddenly called the wild monk to the knees, said with a smile: "For the teacher to be called by the Buddha, to go to the Middle Earth Chang'an City to spend a Cao donor, you feel at ease in this Thanksgiving Temple to practice, for the teacher will return soon, I heard that the vegetarian meat of Hangzhou Lingyin Temple is also very famous, for the teacher remember to go back and bring you a copy, for the teacher is not there, remember to eat more vegetarian, do not eat meat." ”

The fifth master woke up from his memory and muttered, "Apprentice?"

"What!?Master Mian, have you finally woken up?Or have you recovered the memory of the master, so have you finally decided to become a monk?" said the Taoist priest.

Who knew that the fifth master's expression immediately became fierce, and he scolded: "Pickled beast, what does the old monk's matter have to do with Lao Tzu, even if the strange monk dies thousands of times, Lao Tzu is not distressed at all!"

"I can't bear it, and Dao Ye doesn't need to endure it!" Seeing that this guy is so stubborn and unknown, Daoist Li's temper has also come up, anyway, the monk can't survive, everyone is dead, it's better to let Dao Ye cool up before he dies!

smashed the other party to the ground, the head and the soles of the feet came to an unrestricted level, kick after kick, the Taoist priest's strength was so great, he could only hear the sound of 'bang', 'bang', 'bang', 'bang', and the ground changed from a small pit to a big pit, just like the star master who was beaten by the evil god of Huoyun, and his face was gone!

"You want to use love, you have to use love! Then the Taoist will make this love more intense, I want you to be a monk, you are not a monk, okay! Before the idiot Cao kills the Taoist master, let you know why the flowers are so red, thinking that death is enough? How can it be so simple, do you know that there are people under the Taoist master, you can still be a monk when you are a monk, and when you become a ghost, the Taoist master will let you know what it is called, life and life, never beyond life!!"

As soon as Daoist Li thought that if he died, the girls didn't know how to be sad, and all the skills he had worked so hard to cultivate were all in vain, and he didn't know what the next reincarnation would look like, so he became more and more angry.

"Wait," the fifth master's painful and frightened voice suddenly came from the ground, "This, this monk Lao Tzu is willing to be, you don't want to fight again, don't fight again!"

"What!?" Daoist Li didn't expect the other party to admit it, fists and cruel words were actually more effective than bitter words, but he didn't expect it.

"Damn, it's really never true to keep people, only routines win people's hearts!"

(Busy with decoration in the morning.,Didn't come and update.,I'm sorry.,There's another chapter in the evening) (To be continued.) )