Chapter 104: Turning the Face and Not Recognizing People
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Outside the Young Tiger Camp, Long Zhanjun sat on a sedan chair carried by sixteen soldiers, looking at Fang Shaoyun with pride.
"The surname Fang, don't wait stupidly! My uncle and ancestor are here in person, can you come back with your backer? Hahaha, this time, I want to take revenge, revenge. He hung me on a tree and wailed all night, you said, how should I toss and toss you kid, is it better for you to call for ten days or a month?" Long Zhanjun touched his chin proudly, and asked Fang Shaoyun with a wicked smile.
"Long Zhanjun, you don't make a lot of noise here! I see, you have forgotten the pain of your scars, right? When my brother comes back, I don't mind discounting your three legs again!"
"Hahaha", the reckless man in the army, for Fang Shaoyun's sarcasm, naturally understood that he compared this dragon to a dog, and for a while, laughter filled the entire martial arts training ground.
"You...... You wait!" Long Zhanjun's face was red and white for a while, and for Fang Shaoyun's analogy, he was naturally annoyed and angry, and the resentment on his face deepened.
"Fang Shaoyun, what are you talking about, you are clearly a personal threat to Long Aiqing!" Next to Long Zhanjun's sedan chair, the third prince, who was riding a white horse, well-dressed and a little romantic, said coldly to Fang Shaoyun.
For this three princes, Fang Shaoyun hated it almost at the root of his teeth, if it weren't for the presence of these three princes, Fang Shaoyun might have already made a few moves with Long Zhanjun, just because of the three princes by his side, he could only endure this idea.
"Your Royal Highness the Third Prince, you misunderstood, I didn't threaten Long Zhanjun at all. Fang Shaoyun said with an innocent face.
"Do you still dare to quibble, didn't you just say that you want to discount the three legs of Long Zhanjun?" the third prince thought that he had grabbed Fang Shaoyun's handle, and said coldly.
Fang Shaoyun rolled his eyes, and said with an innocent expression: "Your Royal Highness, you ...... Hey, let me say that, what you said to me, I really misunderstood!"
"Bold, dare to despise the IQ of the three princes! It is really unbelievable, and the crime should be beheaded!" The Tsing Yi scribe standing beside the third prince finally seized an opportunity to show himself in front of the master, and immediately looked at Shaoyun angrily and reprimanded loudly.
That Fang Shaoyun said to the third prince without changing his face: "Don't dare! The third prince is very smart and has his own decisions. I would like to ask His Royal Highness, how many legs does a man have?"
The third prince glanced at Fang Shaoyun with a gloomy face, and secretly guessed in his heart what Fang Shaoyun's intentions were, but his expression pretended to be unfathomable and said, "Nonsense, of course it's two!"
"Congratulations to the Third Prince, you answered correctly! Since there are two, where did Long Zhanjun get his three legs? There are only two answers: first, he is not human, and second, he is human, so he does not have three legs. Everyone is optimistic, this dragon Zhanjun clearly looks like a human. In other words, he doesn't have three legs anymore! If I say that discounting his three legs is just a void thing, wouldn't that be the same as hitting the air? And hitting the air, can this be regarded as a threat?" Fang Shaoyun finished explaining solemnly, causing a burst of laughter.
"Hahaha" ......
The soldiers, who all understood what was going on, laughed even more unscrupulously, especially the men of the Tiger Battalion, who leaned back and fell back with laughter.
And understanding that Fang Shaoyun's rap was clearly insulting him in a different way, although Long Zhanjun was so angry that his face was pale, he was also helpless, and he was so choked that he couldn't speak.
The three princes were not stupid, looking at the soldiers who were smiling crookedly, they knew that they had been tricked by this Fang Shaoyun!
"Major General, I finally saw that you have returned to your original appearance, this humorous joke is well told!"
The voice was not high, but as it exited, all the laughter stopped, and all eyes looked in the direction of the sound. A pair of eyes, when they saw the person who spoke, showed a look of shock.
Fang Shaoyun's shock turned into ecstasy in an instant, and he rushed to Yi Chu's side in surprise and said loudly: "Brother, I knew that you would never lose, hahaha!"
"What's the matter?surnamed Yi, why are you back?" Long Zhanjun looked at Yi Chu with a hideous look, and shouted loudly, a pair of inquiring eyes, looking nervously behind Yi Chu.
"Are you looking for him?" Yi Chu's arm trembled, and a bloody human head was thrown to the ground by him. The huge human head was wide with angry eyes, and refused to close it.
Although the human head was full of blood, Long Zhanjun still recognized at a glance who the owner of the human head was! Looking at the huge human head, the look of astonishment on Long Zhanjun's face slowly faded, and was replaced by loss, disappointment, and extreme fear.
"You killed my uncle?" did you kill my uncle......
Yi Chu didn't pay attention to Long Zhanjun, who looked a little sluggish, but turned his head to look at the third prince, this glance made the third prince shake suddenly, his face was full of horror and panic, his lips touched, but he didn't say anything, just squeezed out a stiff and dry smile with difficulty.
"Congratulations to Immortal Master Yi, congratulations to Immortal Master Yi. Yi Xianshi is invincible, victorious, and the villain's admiration for the immortal master, just like ...... "The three princes are frightened, they are really able to be big and small, and between the changes in their expressions, they poured a flattery into Yi Chu without thinking."
After saying this, he turned around and glanced at Long Zhanjun, who was standing still, and snorted coldly: "Long Zhanjun is disobedient and rude, and his crime is unforgivable. ”
The soldiers behind the three princes instantly arrested the stunned Long Zhanjun. At this time, where would anyone care about whether Long Zhanjun's legs were broken, regardless of the pulling, bursts of ghosts crying wolves came out of Long Zhanjun's mouth.
"Master Immortal, Young General, I want to write a recital to my father and the emperor to participate in the disobedience of the Long family, I will not accompany you here, if you have anything in the future, just give an order, and Xiao Wang will do it. Although the third prince wanted to say something more to Yi Chu, looking at Yi Chu's lazy expression, he finally said goodbye with interest.
The sound of miserable howls was getting farther and farther away, Fang Shaoyun looked at Long Zhanjun, who was dragged away, and suddenly said with some emotion: "Yi Chu, this time it is fortunate that you won, otherwise, Long Zhanjun will be my end." ”
"You'll be fine with me. Yi Chu looked at Fang Shaoyun who was full of emotion, and suddenly, he felt that Fang Shaoyun at this time was a little blurry.
After returning to the military tent and briefly talking to Fang Shaoyun about what had happened, Yi Chu returned to his room and began the retreat again.