Chapter 21 The Old Man of Fuzhou
In the Taoist priest's heart, it was a matter of principle not to take advantage of the bastard, but the little discipline he had left reminded him that a certain girl on the fortune boat had just helped him solve the food of the white-haired baby.
There is a way to be the grace of dripping water, when the spring is reciprocated, the grace of the Taoist priest dripping water will definitely not be repaid, but the grace of a meal, then you have to consider it.
"Thief Taoist, what are you in a daze, you didn't see that the lucky boat sailed away, wait to see a good show!"
Lu Xiaobao's gloating tone came, and the Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, his expression struggled for a long time, and he sighed violently, "No way, the Taoist is just too kind-hearted." ”
Shoveled the white-haired baby into Lu Xiaobao's arms, and ran to the river, shouting as she ran, "Miss, girl, this water can't go down, you have to run naked!"
It's a pity that the river wind is blowing head-on, and Daoist Li's voice is drowned in the wind and waves.
"Damn," the Taoist priest hurriedly jumped on the Wupeng boat and said hurriedly: "Old boatman, chase after the Taoist master, and if you catch up, I'll give you a silver horn." ”
As soon as the old-eyed dazed boatman heard the silver horn, he jumped up with a rather age-appropriate skill, and picked up the bamboo pole with both hands, "Guest officer, you can take a look!"
Facts have proved that silver has the effect of anti-aging and rejuvenation, and the old boatman was stimulated by Brother Kong Fang, and the ordinary bamboo chops were forced to soar out of the speed of the sailboat, and the distance between the two boats was gradually narrowing.
At this moment, another wave of wind blew on the surface of the river, just like before, jealous and jealous.
The ghost things that are not recorded in the "Divine Ghost Hide" are undoubtedly fresh varieties, so the means of dealing with other ghost things may not work, Li Daoist thought about it, turned out the cinnabar bottle from his pocket, poured out half a tael, and said silently: "The wind comes out of Xunfang, and the sand flies away the stones." ”
Immediately blowing the mouth, the cinnabar turned into red smoke and rose against the wind, as if the color rendered the space, but this red smoke hit the oncoming wind, only blocked for a moment, and then dissipated in the wind.
"Guest officer, you can also play tricks," the old boatman laughed, and to outsiders, the Taoist priest's sand mantra was more like a trick to blow fire and swallow swords on the street.
Daoist Li frowned, he didn't sense the remnant of ghost qi in it, it was more like an ordinary wind.
"Or is there something else hidden?" Li Daoshi's thumb, index finger, and little finger respectively clamped the three sections of the pen, these three parts are also known as the three sections of the bamboo, which are the strongest parts of the bamboo, and are specially used to bless the pen power.
"The sky is round and the place is round, the law is nine chapters, and now I write, and ten thousand ghosts are hidden. One stroke of the world, two strokes of the ancestor sword, and three strokes of fierce gods and evil killings go thousands of miles away!"
As soon as the pen spell came out, this ordinary brush seemed to be spiritually trembling a few times, and then the Taoist priest grabbed the bow of the boat, pouting his buttocks high, his head down, and his posture was quite indecent.
"What are you doing, guest officer?"
"Wash your face!"
The faster the boat, the more bumpy the bow became, and Daoist Li only wanted to keep his grip on the pen stable, so that he could nod against the river.
"This water is extraordinary water, the water of the north, a drop in the inkstone, ** must be swallowed by the sick, all diseases are eliminated, and the evil ghosts swallow it into a shattered ......"
Before Daoist Li's incantation was finished, various bubbles began to emerge from the part of the brush immersed in the water, as if it had been soaked in sulfuric acid.
"This woman really grew up in a vinegar jar, can this be?" the Taoist priest twitched the corners of his mouth, finally understanding what was going on.
Taoism has the theory of the unity of heaven and man, that is, after cultivating in a certain place for many years, people and the surrounding environment sense each other, qi and machine are intertwined with each other, and each other is enriched, and finally people are mountains, and mountains are people, which is the first of the three realms of Taoism.
People and ghosts have different paths, but the avenue is the same, when the Xiang concubine threw herself into the river, the resentment soared to the sky, although in the long time, the consciousness gradually dissipated, but this resentment gradually precipitated, and the river water, jealousy of the woman is not just a ferry, but the whole section of the river!
"Fortunately, Dao Ye doesn't have a wife like you, otherwise you would have to wake up scared from your dreams, please, this is the era of three wives and four concubines," Daoist Li muttered, the wind had swept to the side of the lucky boat, and the helmsmen on the ship were shouting in panic.
"It's almost too late," the Taoist priest bit his finger, dipped the blood in cinnabar as a talisman, and shouted: "General Liujia, Liuding Yang God, Nine Heavenly Force, Xia Di Mountain God." Seal the spring and dry, seal the stone and crack. Closed mountains and landslides, closed rivers and exhausted rivers. The temple is broken, and the fire is extinguished. Seal the demons and demons, seal the ghosts and ghosts, and for three days, everything will be taken. Haste as a law!"
The Taoist priest was full of yin and yang qi, his clothes were undulating, and his face was usually a rare positive 28 meridian, mixed with the aura of the righteous way, and his forehead was shining, which was a sign of the convergence of the three yangs.
The water surface around the Fu boat first trembled, and then it exploded nearly ten zhang like a water storm and avalanche, the water splashed rapidly, the wind and waves converged, and the Fu boat shook violently, I don't know how many bottles and cans were broken.
Although the spelling power, the Taoist priest is not stronger than the river of grievances turned by Jiang Guifei, but this resentful woman has long been left with only instinctive consciousness, and she can overcome the rigidity with softness, taking advantage of the steaming resentment on the surface of the water, the Taoist priest hurriedly opened the "Azure Treasure Book" and muttered: "The ghost is out of the shell, the ghost is in place, take it!"
There are two treasures in the Qingcheng faction, one treasure is the Qingcheng Law Seal, which is carved by gathering the power of the ancestors of the past dynasties, and the second treasure is the "Azure Treasure Book", which is the old man's body and mind blood gathered, not gold and silk, the surface looks tattered booklets, and there is actually a hole inside.
With the blue light in the treasure book, the water bubbled in the water, and the small black gas poured into it along the river surface, and the black gas was mixed with the angry scolding of the woman.
"Get it done," Daoist Li smacked his lips, if it weren't for the "Azure Treasure Book" only being accepted, Daoist Li really wanted to let this grievance continue to stay in the river, just kidding, this is a welfare ghost, a good ghost.
"Guest officer, do you know how to swim?"
What does this mean? Before Daoist Li could react, a crisp voice came from the Fu boat opposite, "Did Your Excellency stabilize the wind and waves and save us?"
The Taoist priest was happy in his heart, this hero saved the beauty really not in vain, no, the one who repaid the favor came, but before he opened his mouth, his feet slipped, and the whole person was planted in the water.
"Miss, don't be thinking nonsense, Zi is silent, and if he is listened to by the master, he will be reprimanded again. ”
"Oh, I see," the twenty-eight beauty nodded aggrievedly, but her eyes kept looking at the river, she had just seen someone on the other side casting a spell.
"Puff cough cough," the soup chicken is also like the soup chicken Li Taoist was fished out of the river by the old boatman, just now the wind and waves are too fast, where can this shoddy Wupeng boat withstand it, and finally fell apart, the harmful Taoist priest not only lost the opportunity to sell handsome and cool, but also poured several mouthfuls of water, the brushes, paper talismans, cinnabar bottles he carried, all of them were useless, without these things, the Taoist priest had nowhere to show his skills.
"Sure enough, there is no good reward for doing good deeds, this broken boat, this rotten ferry, I already knew what I was doing......" Li Daoist kept complaining, shaking off his robe, the equipment that was originally pulling the wind is now crumpled, and there is nowhere to vent his anger, looking at Lu Xiaobao who was gloating next to him, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at, in the past, there was a Buddha who cut meat to feed the eagle, and today there is a Taoist who sacrificed himself to save the little lady, this is the realm, you layman don't understand." ”
"Yes, yes, I don't understand, I just know that if you don't change your clothes, you will freeze and get sick. ”
At night, Daoist Li really had a headache and brain fever, his hands and feet were weak, and he was reluctant to move when he leaned on the fire, and even the white-haired baby was fed by Lu Xiaobao; it seemed that no matter how powerful his cultivation was, he couldn't resist sneezing from time to time.
"Why is there a post station next to it, and the Taoist master still has to sleep with you in the wilderness," the Taoist priest said dissatisfied.
"Can you outsiders have some common sense, does this official post live for people like us? Do you have a silver medal and a horn charm?" Lu Xiaobao couldn't help but roll his eyes, is this guy really ignorant or fake stupid, which dynasty and which generation of the post station is for the people, are you one of those dog officials.
"It's fate, since you and I are both going to Qiantang County along the way, there is just a deal do you want to do or not?" Lu Xiaobao couldn't help but ask.
"Buying and selling, what kind of business?" Daoist Li is very interested in all the guys who can make money.
"Catch snakes! Recently, some people have paid a lot of money. ”
"Snake?" "Snake?" Daoist Li thought about it, he had really heard a similar news recently, Yongningbo's fourth son gathered his peers on the street, it was said that it was a snake disaster in Qiantang County, "Snake disaster?"
"You really know, that's easy to do, I see that you also have a skill or two, we have realgar powder, white vinegar, long forks, antidotes and so on are ready, directly count you as a part;
"This snake is so valuable?" Daoist Li was puzzled.
"It's not that snakes are valuable, it's something else," Lu Xiaobao looked left and right, and whispered: "Why is there a snake plague? It is said that there is a dragon to be born!"
Daoist Li took a breath, although Jiaolong's blood is not pure, he is also a member of the dragon clan in the end, it is said that the dragon clan of the four seas has not appeared for many years;
"This dragon may not be able to be captured even if the officers and soldiers of the court come, it's up to you?"
"Then if it is a living Bao Ye, of course, how far will it run, the problem is that it is still an egg now, you must know that it has been fried to 10,000 taels of silver on the black market! Okay, even if you can't touch this egg, you can make a lot of money by beating the scraps, how about it, Bao Ye only pulled it when he saw that you were pleasing to the eye, so why not do it and give a sentence. Lu Xiaobao patted his chest with a righteous expression.
The Taoist priest smacked his lips: "Don't do it." ”
"Ahem," Bao Ye almost didn't choke on, "Why?"
"Nonsense, Master Dao, I have a family and a mouth, such a dangerous job, I will only do it if I have a brain disease, and Jiaolong, the monster of the top bloodline, you should be a cabbage, how many lives do you have to fill in to get one, and if you provoke the small one, the old one comes, and it is light to flood Qiantang County. Daoist Li snorted, this year, safety first, safety first.
Lu Xiaobao persuaded a few more times, and when he saw that the Taoist priest was still unmoved, he said angrily: "Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, you don't want Bao Ye to give you a chance to make a lot of money, don't regret it in the future." ”
"Baby, don't think I don't know your calculations, you kid has a ghost in his heart," Li Daoshi smiled, "I want to use the Taoist as a gunman, I want to be beautiful, I won't step on the same ditch for the second time!"
Although Lu Xiaobao calls himself a businessman, Daoist Li smelled a familiar breath on his body, which was the same thing that was felt in Feng Nuxia, Ma Lao Grandpa, Ma Huozi and others, this kid must also be a mixed bag, and it is more likely to go down the ninth road, that is, pits, blinds, abductions, cheating, stealing, robbing, robbing, raping, black, in short, it is not a good road. Although it looks pleasing to the eye, Daoist Li still doesn't want to have any interests with them, it was unlucky enough to follow that group of white Daoists last time, and this time he said that he wouldn't play anything, Daoist is a good citizen.
There is a saying that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and the friendship between villains is as sweet as honey, and people like them who have no discipline will overturn the boat of friendship; Feng Xiaobao was really much colder after being rejected, and he left without saying goodbye early the next morning, and the Taoist priest was very unhappy, and he originally thought of having another meal on his ground.
"Alright, Whitehair, let's hit the road too. ”
'Poof-' The white-haired baby responded with a fart on the Taoist priest's back.
After not walking a few steps, Daoist Li suddenly remembered that there seemed to be an official post nearby, even if he didn't live there, it should be okay to exchange money for some food inside.
The post station is not big, there are only a few rooms, a small pavilion, but the manger occupies most of the land, a stream of soybeans mixed with the smell of feces and urine, it seems that the environmental sanitation is not good, the head here is called the post chief, it is said that Li Zicheng has done this job, and Liu Bang, the old rascal, but at that time it was still called the pavilion chief, supervising public security, the Taizu of this dynasty also did this, it is a high-end profession that can produce the emperor.
However, the head of this post station is a middle-aged man with a lame leg, and he has a leper head, Li Daoshi really didn't see that the other party had any hidden Wang Baqi, so he had to change two steamed buns and a bowl of gruel, and sat in the pavilion to eat first, and there was no match to feed the white-haired baby.
"You doll is weird. ”
Daoist Li hurriedly turned his head, only to see an old man with a red face standing behind him, with a wine trough nose, soybean eyes, and messy hair, wearing a pair of straw sandals, one of which had a hole, and his body was full of sour smell.
"Uncle, where did you come from?" the Taoist priest hurriedly changed the topic, he didn't want anyone to find out the secret of the white-haired baby.
"Fuzhou, I came here overnight, I'm tired and old," the old man said with a smile, sitting directly next to him, not seeing anything outside.
The Taoist priest switched, Fuzhou, that's not in the coastal area, I'm afraid it's not 1,500 miles away from here, you rushed over overnight, you flew the plane.
However, what surprised Daoist Li was behind, the old man first patted the straw sandals and put them aside, and then took out the silver needle and poked several acupuncture points on the wrist, from the knee to the skull, repeatedly brushed it, and the black blood shot out like pee, squeezing out about two large bowls of blood.
"Comfortable tight. ”
The old man sighed, his hand did not stop, he broke down, and with a 'click', he unloaded his kneecap violently.