Chapter 16: Running away
"Dao Chief, there are ghosts?"
"No, my shoelace is off. ”
As soon as the bookkeeper breathed a sigh of relief, he saw a human snake slithering on the ground not far away, with blue skin, scarlet eyes, and the corners of the mouth that almost reached the back of his ears, all full of strange feelings, and most importantly, the weak figure in his hand.
"Wait a minute, you go and seduce it, I'll sneak up on it from behind. ”
"What if it eats the old man?"
"Don't worry, I will help you get revenge," Daoist Li looked serious.
"Master Dao, this matter is too dangerous, I'm afraid the old man can't do it," the bookkeeper said with a sad face.
"Hey, aren't you afraid of it, aren't you afraid of Dao Ye and me? I have a good temper, don't think that I respect the old and love the young, do not do it, don't do it, don't do it, Dao Ye will use the talisman to fix you first, and then throw you out!"
After some 'friendly' negotiations, the bookkeeper stood up tremblingly, and cried out with a sad face: "You evil beast, don't put the doll down yet!"
The human snake turned its head, showing a dangerous look in its pupils, squeezed out a three-foot tongue from its mouth, and shook it, just like the red silk used by the dead to hang himself, and his tail swept away the leaves and made a 'rustling' sound, like a white horse passing through the gap, the snake's swimming was already fast, not to mention the snake demon, and this guy's physical defense seems to be quite high, in the game, it is a meat shield, and agility, this kind of monster has always been difficult to fight.
Mr. Bookkeeper didn't say anymore, he ran with his legs, his legs were like thin chopsticks, and his running posture was like a duck, and his big sleeves were thrown around, and he was afraid and angry in his heart, and he hated the Taoist priest very much, but the gentleman did not stand under the dangerous wall, and when he saw that the wind behind him was getting tighter and tighter, he closed his eyes and howled: "Dao Chief, help! Save the old man's dog's life!"
"What's it called, it's noisy!"
When he turned around, he saw that Daoist Li flicked his fingers like a bow, under the effect of yin and yang qi, his nails were black, and the rune shot out was like a dart, two feet away, this is one of the small skills of using the talisman, he only recently figured it out, the principle is similar to the slingshot, which can speed up the speed and range of the talisman; The talisman in the palm, according to the old man's words, can increase the power of the talisman several times, and comes with the damage of the five elements, of course, this is not something that can be practiced by being smart, and it requires a secret method.
The speed of the human snake is too fast, at the beginning of ten runes and nine emptiness, but as long as there is a demon charm attached to its body, the yellow light flashes, the speed is reduced by two or three points, under the vicious circle, this monster is quickly fixed, and there are more than a dozen paper talismans pasted on the wriggling skin, and its demonic energy is suppressed in the body, leaving only two vertical pupils to turn around from time to time, "Hmph, when I was studying, Master Dao, I was a man known as the little prince of the slingshot." ”
"Daoist, you're scared me to death," Mr. Bookkeeper almost didn't cry in fright, and his two whiskers were weakly pulled.
Daoist Li ignored him, the ugly lady was in a coma, I don't know which hole her stone head hit again, and hurriedly beat her chest and pinched people, even he didn't understand why he was so nervous This little monster baby, could it be the overflow of Daoye's fatherhood? Or is it the retribution of the five girls after using too much?
Fortunately, this little girl was hard, and it didn't take long for her to open her eyes, and those big and bright eyes looked straight at him, this part was the only advantage on her face, but most people had been shocked by her ghostly appearance, and she was already determined if she wasn't stunned, who would pay attention to her eyes.
"Meat. ”
"It's good, my brain hasn't broken yet," Daoist Li said with relief.
"Dao Chief, look over there!" Mr. Bookkeeper shook his body, and squatted up like an ostrich, only to see that in the direction he was looking, a dozen or so human snakes swam over again, and the sound of shrill laughter echoed in the forest, like the cry of a night owl, gloomy and dumb, and one of them also held two sparrows in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and blood and feathers continued to flow out of the corners of his mouth.
"Your mother!" "Your mother!" Daoist Li also shrank his eggs, obediently squatting in the grass, Daoye's yin and yang qi is not boiled water, how much or how much, in the outbreak just now, it has already been consumed, and a nest of monsters is on it together, how can there be time to make talismans for you, and when heads-up is a problem, there is no need to mention group fighting.
When I looked at the animal world, how to say, snakes seemed to be short-sighted, and only relied on snake hyacinth to distinguish things, which seems to apply to human snakes as well, otherwise how to explain that these guys don't care at all about the kind of people who are covered with yellow paper charms in the distance, motionless, thinking of this, hurriedly collected leaves everywhere, especially the kind with a big smell, squeezed out their juice, not too dirty, and quickly wiped it on themselves and the ugly girl's body, and after a while, the slurry washed clean robe and coarse cloth jacket became a camouflage uniform, although Mr. Bookkeeper didn't know what this guy was doing, but it should be a good thing, otherwise this Taoist priest would not have called himself, so he painted the scoop according to the gourd and did it in the same way.
The advantage of this is that when they appear in the sight of the human snake, they are basically ignored, but it is not without danger, these snake demons have a very strong sensitivity to sound, within a hundred zhang, the leaves fall to the ground, you can hear what the sound is, so when Li Daoist stepped on a dead branch under his feet carelessly, the whole nest of human snakes were dispatched, if it wasn't for the fast, it would have been gnawed into a bone.
"Huh, huh, it's really fucking thrilling, if it weren't for Daoye's good temper, I would have cleaned up these little snakes when I turned around," Li Daoshi couldn't fall down, his face was swollen and he still pretended.
"Dao Chief, you are too careless, how sharp the ears of that monster are, if you are caught, you are not looking for death. ”
Daoist Li's face couldn't hold back, "Yo, old nerd, you're angry now, why didn't you say it just now, if it weren't for Daoist and I took you, wouldn't you have been invited to eat snake soup earlier, now blame Daoist I, don't you pick up the bowl to eat meat, put down the bowl and scold your mother." ”
Mr. Bookkeeper's face was blue and white for a while, when this guy was sarcastic, he did not distinguish between men and women, old and young, elders and younger generations, and it was not at all in line with today's world style; he had not seen people who were officials and riches, but in their hearts, no matter how much they wanted to crush each other's bones and ashes, they were always polite on the surface.
"Okay, it's useless to talk about this now, old nerd, do you know how to go this way?" Li Daoist looked around, the three of them ran around, and they had already deviated from the black clip path, and now the rotten wood and rotten leaves were covered on the ground, and the layers of branches were open, too big, too dense, and it was impossible to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and it was also mixed with the unique rotten gas in the old forest, and he smelled dizzy.
"It should be going this way, the old man is a little impressed," the bookkeeper touched his beard, after all, he was a local.
After about a stick of incense, Daoist Li picked up the other party's collar, "Your mother, there is a way for an old horse to know the way, you old nerd is not even as good as a horse, go around and around, and bring us back, do you know that there are many tigers and wolves in the deep forest, if you run into it, don't blame Dao Ye for selling my teammates angrily, your old leg should not be able to outrun us." ”
"Don't, don't Daoye, we're in a group, you-" The old bookkeeper also wiped his sweat, his heart was a little empty, this road was more detouring than he imagined, he was really going to meet a beast, this kind of thing Taoist priest definitely did.
At this moment, Li Daoshi's trouser leg was pulled by the ugly girl, and the little girl who had not spoken pointed back, only to see that in the gap between the forest leaves, the smoke was rising, there was a village?
"It's still the ugly girl's eyes, it's getting dark, it's really sleepy and sending a pillow," Li Daoist was overjoyed, and he was already thinking about how to let the family take him in for one night, so that the ugly girl could be cute, no, it would definitely scare people to death, or let the old account room pretend to be pitiful, well, this can be there, but the old guy has a hateful face, a dog-legged face, will it be better to knock his leg lame?