Chapter 43: The Door God
Lao Mao was provoked by the Taoist priest again, but this guy has a character advantage, that is, no matter how angry he is, what should be done for you will definitely help you do it, so this is also why Taoist Li likes to pull him whenever he has a pit, his body is strong!
After staying in Luodu for nearly ten days, the two girls went to all parts of the country to do business again, and they didn't see each other, and they were very depressed, so they woke up early in the morning every day, looking at the scene of a pillar of optimus, and the Taoist priest was a little embarrassed and sighed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The trace of the Demon Dao has disappeared again, think about it, if it is so easy to be found, it will not be wiped out by the righteous path earlier, and now it is different from the past, in the eyes of the two families of the Demon Dao, it is the experience of the human form, and the kind that increases the merit.
And as long as he doesn't get the three heavenly kings of the Demon Dao for a day, he won't be able to advance an inch of his own Dao for a day, which is also a helpless thing;
"Qingyun is achi, collect demons and descend corpses!"
With the sound of the spell, this corpse qi under the change of the small seven magic fingers, bit by bit into his body, the somewhat shallow yin and yang qi, began to grow slowly, the Taoist priest knows, the second soul of his own apprentice has also been surrendered, this speed, has been close to the generations of ancestors back then, look at his old arms, Lao Miao, your reincarnation is really fucking promising, not in vain Taoist master takes care of you so much.
"Xiao Qi's second soul has also surrendered, it's so powerful!" Guo Boss said happily, revealing two leaky front teeth, these Zhengtai have begun to change their teeth recently, one a day, and then a reincarnation, tirelessly, the Taoist priest dreams of losing his teeth at night.
"Hmph, I'll surpass him if I'm late," Guo Xiaosan snorted coldly and said unconvinced.
"I haven't even surrendered to the first soul yet," Guo Xiaoliu said dejectedly.
Daoist Li looked at these two, and suddenly had a headache, Guo Xiaosan's character as the protagonist of the waste firewood flow made him quite worried, this kid's mind was a little deep, from the last time he secretly followed the boss, they could see that the Taoist priest was afraid of one day, this kid dragged Kuba and said to himself, Master, I think you are no longer qualified to be my master, it's time to kill the teacher and preach!
Not to mention Guo Xiaoliu, cultivation is the cultivation of the mind, and the timid and fearful character will hinder cultivation, which is why even the laziest Guo Xiaowu has lowered the first soul, but he has been unable to advance an inch.
"Okay, Xiao Qi still needs to regulate his cultivation, everyone will disperse, Master is going to see Gonggong Cao, are you going to play?"
"It's not interesting to go," Guo Xiaosan said arrogantly.
"I still have a Taoist book to read, so let's not go first," Guo Boss scratched his head and smirked.
A genius type, a mad demon type, and a hard work type, which is why these three will be the top three in strength, and the other Zhengtai don't have this consciousness, but they are happy to join in the fun, because they also want to see what their little junior brother looks like.
Halfway through, Guo Xiaoer was peeping at the beautiful big sister everywhere, and suddenly saw a slender figure in front of him, with a silk smock on his upper body, a pleated skirt on his lower body, and cute embroidered shoes at his feet.
Daoist Li glanced at him, and didn't say anything, it's not a bad thing to look at a beautiful woman, besides, this kid hasn't grown any hair, what can he do, and after a while, Guo Xiaoer came back with a strange face.
"How does this girl look?"
"This big sister is delicate and cute, she can have eighty-five points," Guo Xiaoer replied, the judgment of this score was still taught to him by the Taoist priest, and if he scored more than eighty-five points, it would basically reach the level of a bun-faced girl, and it was rare to see one among a hundred girls.
Daoist Li nodded in understanding.
However, Guo Xiaoer said distressedly: "But Master, what I don't understand is that the eldest sister will also have an Adam's apple?"
“......”
I saw the pseudo-mother early in the morning, which is really not a good sign.
Since the second spring, Gonggong Cao has been living younger and younger, his face is ruddy and shiny, and even the wrinkles seem to be missing. ”
"When I went out, my father-in-law was relieved, such a small doll, let him go out alone," Daoist Li wondered.
"This doll grows a little fast, and the Taoist will know when he comes back," Gonggong Cao's face was a little strange.
The Taoist priest didn't care, no matter how fast he grew, at most he upgraded from wearing diapers to wearing open crotch pants; he said hello to the man in the feather coat who was locked in a cage and looked extremely handsome, I don't know if it was because of the old eunuch's chrysanthemum moisture, this guy actually returned a salute, quite polite, if it wasn't for the inability to speak, almost the same as an ordinary handsome man.
As soon as the two chatted a few words, a figure came out of the house, and as soon as the two iconic rabbit ears came out, the Taoist priest immediately remembered who the other party was - the rabbit god!
"People have been waiting for the Taoist for a long time," the rabbit god Hu Tianbao said with tears in his eyes, "I almost thought that the Taoist had forgotten about others." ”
The Taoist priest suddenly got goosebumps, in fact, he really forgot about this stubble, as if he was looking for someone to help him.
Women's tears are extremely lethal to men, and the same is true of the tears of the shemale god, but the former is painful, the latter is disgusting, looking at the other party's crying expression, Daoist Li wiped his sweat, "Say, what's going on, also, call the old man outside in." ”
The rabbit god suddenly turned crying into laughter, and pulled in a person, only to see this one, rat-headed roe deer, short stature, hands and feet and other parts according to rare traces of nail pieces, partial life is still wearing a red official robe, looking at its appearance is so obscene, but also has an ambitious look, how to look weird.
"This is what people said to the Taoist chief, my friend, the new toilet god Xiao Shi," the rabbit god said shyly, holding the other party's shoulders, with the posture of an ugly daughter-in-law seeing her in-laws.
However, this toilet god was quite uncomfortable, and he still said respectfully: "I have seen the Qingcheng Daoist." ”
"It's polite," Daoist Li looked at the other party curiously, to be honest, he didn't understand, what could this toilet brother do to find himself, it couldn't be a sewer.
"I don't know this god of history, no, it's the toilet god looking for the poor, what's the matter. ”
Without waiting for this Xiao Shi to speak, the rabbit god preemptively told the matter again, it turned out that this was the case-
New officials take office, there is generally an assessment period, and the same is true for this immortal, since Zigu left the world, the new toilet god has a three-year appointment and removal period, of course, this is basically just a process, no one has been dismissed during the appointment and removal period, and the immortals always have a few more IQ and ability than mortals.
But the merits made during this appointment and dismissal period will be presented to the upper realm in the first time, and the immortals also have impressions, and this shell Lang is also a little ambitious, in a short period of time, he has tried his best to build more than a dozen toilet temples, maybe this is not worth mentioning for other immortals, but for his kind of priesthood, it is already a great merit.
But there is only one one, as a toilet god, he must be in charge of all the grains in the world, according to time, at this stage, he should have connected the dung pit and thatched houses of every household;
Although it is said that this lone family is nothing, but this shell Lang, as a new generation, an immortal with ideals and goals, naturally knows that the performance completion of 100% and 99.9% can be completely different, it is flawed, and he immediately has a headache, and he has not thought of a way, such as sneaking in, or using the power of others, but in addition to being beaten full of bags, there is basically no result.
"No, aren't the door gods of this year Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong?
The door god is similar to the security type of priesthood, and the frequency of personnel changes is quite frequent, Zhong Kui, Bao Zheng, Wei Zheng, these ancient famous generals and ministers seem to have been this official, and they belong to the transitional priesthood, but they don't seem to have heard of the door god who blocks people's doors, which is a bit fierce.
"It's not them, it's the two earlier door gods," Xiao Shi said sadly.
(The new year is coming, I wish you all all your wishes come true, and you will be happy every day - street bugs) (to be continued.) )