On the fifth day of May, all insects and snakes are completely destroyed. Since Daoist Li wrote this crooked poem, many days have passed, and it is finally the Tianzhong Festival, which is commonly known as the Dragon Boat Festival.

Taoism not only has four taboo days, but also three blessing days, that is, the Dragon Boat Festival, the beginning of spring, Chongyang, these three days, not only the success rate of burning talisman seals and refining talisman water will increase greatly, but also the five poisons are born, demons and ghosts are anxious, and they are the easiest to be caught, and the white lady is not the original form shown in the Dragon Boat Festival.

The Taoist priest lazily lay on the recliner by the pool, wearing a homemade big pants, lazily basking in the sun, the weather in April was not high, but this year's drought in Henan, the temperature in various places was affected by it, and it rose in advance, in line with the principle of waste if not used, he decided to take out his strong abdominal muscles and biceps brachii to dry, if he had this thing.

Sister Pomegranate and Sister next to her are washing rice and vegetables nearby, occasionally looking at him twice, his expression is a little embarrassed, his behavior is too bold according to today's customs, just like wearing a bikini on the street in modern times, but there is no way, I am in charge of my territory, and the Taoist can drip as much as he wants at home, you care about me?

Of course, he is not simply idle, but by calculating the degree of dryness today to exercise his Taiyi Bushu, the annual Dragon Boat Festival, is the five elements disorder, the sunrise and the fire bureau, in the place where ordinary people can't see, a large amount of yang dryness fills the air, yin qi greatly reduced, which is also the source of ghosts without a trace, monsters go crazy.

Since the cultivation of the "Lung God Law", the Taoist priest feels that his cultivation has entered the realm again, and there have been more sample things recently, that is, holding his breath, ordinary people can hold it for a minute is enough, he can hold it for at least five minutes, and he still has spare strength, so there is no suspense in every game with the ugly girl, and therefore, every time the laundry and dishes are handed over to the ugly girl, Dao Ye, I am not abusing child labor, but a certain Lori is just unlucky.

When he was about to take a nap, he heard Sister Pomegranate in charge of Li Mansion say: "Master, that Mrs. Dong is here again." ”

Why do you want to say another word? The main reason is that this Dong family has come quite frequently recently, almost to the point of once a day, and the Taoist priest is a little embarrassed, although we are very handsome, but you don't have to be so naked.

"Ah!" As soon as Mrs. Dong entered the door, she covered her mouth and screamed, her face was blushing, there was no way, the Taoist priest was dressed in such a super avant-garde manner, who looked at it in this era who was blind.

"Madame sit down first, and Poor Dao will come when she changes her clothes," Daoist Li deliberately straightened his chest and held his breath before leaving, his figure was so good, how could he do it if he didn't show off.

In the newly built study, Dong looked around curiously, especially the tall floor-to-ceiling window, although there is no glass, but the Taoist priest thought of a way, that is, to use the Hunan specialty on the market, the silk spit out by the big-headed silkworm, can be woven into that translucent gauze, this window alone, it cost the Taoist a hundred taels of silver, but the effect is also quite good, facing the scenery of Yunxia Mountain, sitting and watching the clouds roll up and reading books, the style is pulled up all of a sudden.

"This is the zongzi wrapped by the concubine herself, simple craftsmanship, don't be surprised," Mrs. Dong opened the small basket in her hand, and inside was a cute tube of zongzi, tied with a bow with red thread, and the appearance was very exquisite.

"Thank you, ma'am. ”

"By the way, the concubine has been delayed recently, and it is difficult to sleep at night, I don't know what the reason is. ”

"Poof-" The Taoist priest almost didn't squirt out a sip of tea, you tell me this kind of thing, it's not big, right?

It is said that since the fox disaster, this Mrs. Dong is like a different person to herself, not only takes care of her attentively, sends money, food and drink, and sends people away; and her heart is open, in the past, she was held in the heart of this pretty woman, and even the private words that she didn't know about being close to the maid Xiaoyu were all put into the ears of Taoist priests, and what neighbors always spread some gossip, saying that she was serious on the surface, and secretly stealing men to raise men; and Wang Xueguan in the front yard, obviously a Taoist gentleman, secretly always stared at his waist and hips, but he didn't know that his wife had already had a super friendship relationship with someone。

Although it is very cool for the Taoist priest to have a big beautiful girl to chat with him and talk about gossip, and occasionally he can take advantage of a small advantage, but he now feels that it is necessary to figure out the reason for the change of the Dong family, there is no love for no reason, there is no hate for no reason, and naturally there is no intimacy for no reason, especially if the other party is still a widow, a widow with a chastity archway, shouldn't he deliberately keep a distance from men? No matter how big our professional advantage is, it will not be so big, and the other party will not be lowered, right? Or do some people want to play a beauty trick? Don't give the Taoist master to the third base, so he won't be fooled.

"Well, ma'am, your personality has become very cheerful lately, and you used to shut up after speaking less than three sentences. ”

"That's different for others, the Taoist is different," Dong smiled gently, and the Taoist priest who listened to it was careful that his liver was fluttering, why are we different? Is it a beautiful woman who doesn't want to confess to herself, Dao Ye, I am a decent person, I will never seduce a widow, absolutely! Maybe, maybe, probably, maybe, ......maybe,

This, you can't discriminate against married people, everyone has the freedom to pursue love, right, we're crossing people, very open-minded.

"What's the difference between Poor Dao and others?" The Taoist priest swallowed and foamed, Dao Ye has continued to confess for twenty years, and he has really never been confessed, to be honest, he is a little nervous.

"Daoist, you are the demon envoy sent by Master Guanyin. ”

Daoist Li blinked, this, is this the way of confession of ancient people? Or is it a special method of romance for female laymen?

"When the concubine was besieged by the fox demon at home, she begged Guanyin in every possible way, begging the monk to send mercy to the demon messenger, this wish was just made, the Taoist appeared, and the law was like thunder, and in one fell swoop to destroy this fang, it must be Guanyin who saw the concubine pitiful, and sent the Taoist to drive the thunder and drive the lightning, and came down from the sky to save the concubine!" A man as wonderful as you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, sparse chatter, miraculous Taoism, twists and turns and bizarre ladyboy love stories, all deeply betrayed you, that's right, you must be a demon envoy sent by Guanyin!

“......”

No, Mrs. Dong, you really misunderstood, even if Master Guanyin is busy, she will not come to us for help, in fact, I am not very familiar with her, besides, we are not the same department, no, it is a sect, there is still a certain market competition between each other, if you think so, Master Dao and I will be very embarrassed, if you hear it to my peers, how bad it is, bad reputation.

So, Daoist Li grabbed Mrs. Dong's little hand and said with a serious face: "Madam, you can say this matter, I know it, and you must not go through the ears of a third person." ”

Dong's face was flushed, and he also held the Taoist priest's hand and nodded excitedly.

After this Mrs. Dong left, Daoist Li did not have the slightest consciousness of the demon envoy, and he always felt that his body was a little strange today, so he still went back to make up for it, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the ugly girl suddenly appear at the door, her cheeks bulging, and she said hatefully: "Liar!"

"Hey, little girl, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense, you can say that it's better to hold your breath than to win or lose, and we didn't cheat, you can't blame me for losing the gambling and washing clothes." ”

"If it's not, you're a liar!"

Daoist Li thought about it for a while, oh! It seems that he promised to accompany the little girl to the temple fair today last night, but he almost forgot about it.

"Don't talk nonsense, what are you doing when you go out, isn't it just to take you to the temple fair, what's the hurry. ”

As soon as she heard this, the ugly lady really turned her anger into joy, happily pulled the Taoist priest to prepare to go out, and met the two brothers and sisters in the front yard. ”

The pomegranate flowers shine on the mugwort, and the curtain of the door is hung to drink the realgar. Zongjiao tassels hang colorful spikes, and peace and you are Duanyang.

This street is really lively, every household hangs wormwood, ties colored threads, cuts five soldier paper, and a large number of children hanging longevity locks, forehead points of realgar are jumping around, skipping rope and hanging lights, Taoist priests see that their children also show envy, so they lazily said: "Let's go play, this grandfather is in a good mood, it should be a paid vacation for you." ”

The brother and sister hesitated, couldn't resist the temptation, and happily joined in, only the ugly girl glanced enviously and shook her head.

"Why don't you go?"

"Daoist priest, look, there are lantern riddles there!"

Yo he! This Lori's IQ is rising, and it will divert the topic, the Taoist priest shrugged his shoulders, and accompanied her to go shopping, saying that there are quite a lot of things to buy during the Dragon Boat Festival, sachets, mugwort, realgar wine, five poison cakes, colorful threads, and impatiens juice (nail polish).

"Taoist priest, you see that the couplet is well written," the ugly girl said excitedly, the couplet sold during the Dragon Boat Festival is called the noon couplet, which is basically related to the festival, such as this pair - Shanglian: the first half, the middle of the middle, and the new sun. Downlink: May 5, September 9, Duanyang Chongyang, horizontal batch: wine beauty realgar.

Daoist Li pursed his lips, "What's so good, how can it compare to the sentence of the Taoist master, all insects and snakes are wiped out, so domineering!"

The two of them took advantage of the stroll, and when they arrived at a stall, the ugly lady suddenly became curious: "Why do you also sell moon cakes during the Dragon Boat Festival?"

"Then which is a moon cake, it's called a five-poison cake!"

"This cake is poisonous?" the ugly girl's eyes widened.

"Haha, this masked little girl is so cute, according to the story of our old man, in the middle of the day, there will be five poisons born, scourge the little doll, you look at the mark on this cake, it is engraved with scorpions, toads, spiders, centipedes, snakes, let's swallow this cake, these five poisons will not come to harm your girl. The stall owner said half-explaining, half-selling.

"This is not a story," Daoist Li pursed his lips secretly, and when he saw that the ugly girl's saliva was about to flow out, he said, "Then let's have ten catties." ”

"Haole! Guest officer, these ten catties and five poisonous cakes are just enough for a large family to eat. ”

"No, my ugly lady can solve it alone. ”

“......”

The two of them went shopping for a long time and bought some things, such as five packs of Mulan soup recipe, which is made of medicinal materials such as decoction, mugwort, impatiens, and magnolia, and three sachets for bathing, one for each of the three children, and a bottle of impatiens juice, which the ugly lady strongly requested.

The Taoist priest has no special interest in shopping, just cares about looking at the rare big girls and little daughters-in-law on the street, or there are many Jiangnan women, water and water, of course, the young ladies are all masked, so he can only compare the appearance of the maids, this 75 points, this eye shape is good, barely eighty, and that-

After comparing a circle, the Taoist priest suddenly found that every one of them was really comparable to what he saw at the beginning, the Xiaowei of Taiwei's family, who was simply the appearance of the identity lady of the maid, I heard that the old Wang was originally to return to his hometown, but he didn't expect to encounter the imperial examination, and he was called back by the emperor for questioning, and he didn't know how to arrange it next.

But looking at it, the Taoist priest suddenly had a pain in his eyes, his vision became blurry and clear, and he quickly rubbed it, this is not scientific, I have only heard of looking at ugly women who are blind, how can I see the problem when I look at beautiful women?

This situation has not happened for almost a month, since I changed to swallowing snake gall bladder, can this disease still recur? And this time it is particularly intense, the yin and yang qi in the body has also changed, ups and downs, it has only been a few months since the last time I calmed down? Is it going to escalate again?

The Taoist priest didn't even have time to tell the ugly girl, so he hurriedly squeezed into the crowd, there was no way, he hurried to retreat!

"Hey, what about the Taoist priest?" When the ugly lady turned around, there was no one in sight.

"Miss Ugly, there should be something wrong with the master, let's go back too," the young man with the broken arm smiled slightly, with an indescribable look in his eyes. (To be continued.) )