Chapter 112: Soaring Acting Skills (3rd Watch)
"My lord, the Taoist priest is back. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Fu Yin raised his head and showed a hint of a smile: "The official still thinks that he will not dare to return to the city in his life, where is he now?"
According to the official on the street, he was walking in the direction of the government on Qinglong Street in the west of the city. β
Isn't he guarding the eastern city wall in the west of the city? On the contrary, when he heard that his family lived in the west of the city, Fu Yin was puzzled at first, and then suddenly he was surprised, but it was also mixed with a little contempt; it was just in time that the stupid decision made by the old man Wang before he fell into a coma has now come to the point when he has to change it, and with the protection of all the officials and magnates of Luodu, you, the 'acting governor' who has a bad name and does not speak well, I am afraid that you have done it.
The first thing to do is to take away your military power, I heard that the white turban thieves outside the city have attacked several times in the past few days, it should not be very serious; after all, under the command of you, a Taoist priest who doesn't know anything, the officers and soldiers can repel the white turban thieves, it seems that this white turban thief should just be bluffing, Fu Yin naturally thought.
However, since you dare to come, I will give you a dismount first, so that you know what is called a 'beauty plan'!
"You pickled beast, thief, slut with 'bird monkey, indiscriminate!' You still have the face to come, I'm really not afraid that your old lady will castrate your thing that is less than half a foot, come on, let me see, you bird Taoist has a few catties and taels of meat on your buttocks......"
As soon as Daoist Li entered the door, he was scolded by this Tongluo Street, I don't know how to do it, I don't know how to have this combat power, even the Taoist priest is not an opponent, it is the fat woman in front of me who is about to rush over with a rolling pin!
The Taoist priest didn't say a word, bent his waist, loosened his palm forward, closed his eyes and shouted: "Mother, the aromatic pill you want!"
The scolding stopped abruptly, and I saw that the fat woman was looking at the small pill in the hand of the Taoist priest with bright eyes, just like an addict seeing a shake pill and a rich woman seeing a lv bag, with a defense index of -10,000
That's right, although the fat mother-in-law and sister-in-law relied on crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, she was on the throne, but in this way, this kind of body type, how could Fu Yin take a second look, in the two months since she got married, there was no room at once;
But it's different with this pill, it's like some kind of advertising slogan, take **Kidney Treasure, hello, I'm good.
"Madam, this is Xiaodao's filial piety to you, please smile!"
"Don't think that this can bribe the old lady, it's just wishful thinking," that being said, the fat woman's hand was faster than anyone else's, and with a 'brush', the pill was gone.
"Okay, you can get out, this is not a place for people like you to come. β
Taking people's money and not doing things, this fat woman is simply too tasteless, Daoist Li scolded in his heart, but fortunately, he also anticipated the other party's temperament, and hurriedly said: "What should I do after taking the medicine?"
"Are you going to give it in the future?! The old lady asked someone to raid your home, smashed your signboard, and made you roll in the cell a few times to see if you listened or not!"
"Obedient and obedient, the meaning of poor Taoism, in fact, there is no need to be so troublesome," Li Daoshi smiled slightly, palmed his hand, and dropped a beautiful Wufeng sachet, the mouth of the sachet was sewn with fine needles and threads, and the inside was filled with bulging sacs, exuding a faint fragrance, "Madam, this is called aromatic sachets." β
"What's the use of this thing? It's not worth a lot of money. β
"Madame, think about the name of this sachet, don't you know what it is for? As long as you want, hang it on the bed veil, and you sit there by yourself, as long as Lord Fu Yin takes a look, it will simply not be able to turn around, and then, hum, you know-"
When the fat woman heard this, her saliva almost didn't come out, but she still retained two or three points of reason, and said, "How does the old lady know that what you said is true or false?"
"You go back and tie it to Lord Fu Yin's bed and try it, don't you know if it's true or not, it's a medicine that is three points poisonous, but this is a completely non-toxic and harmless health care product, as long as you let the poor road in, this thing belongs to you." β
In the face of this temptation, the fat woman insisted, and no matter how insisted, she almost didn't hold on! But she finally knew who gave her own glory and wealth, and this Taoist in front of her would have an unpredictable impact on her husband's official career, that is, it would affect her status as a lady, so she said-no!
But this definitely doesn't mean that she doesn't want it, now in the fat woman's mind, she is already thinking about how to take it by force, let the yacha directly detain it, no, the other party is a person with identity after all, find a few green skins to rob him, the other party seems to know a trick or two, it seems that you have to prepare a few pots of black dog blood.
was struggling, and suddenly heard the voice of Fu Yin from inside: "How can Madam be long, don't you have to ask soon." β
Hearing this, the fat woman was pardoned, and before the other party could react, she snatched it and said, "The old lady will give you this face!" The two elephant legs actually ran away at once, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Dao Ye's nemesis," Daoist Li wiped the beads of sweat from his head and said in fear.
A scribe walked not far away, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but smile, and when he saw the Taoist priest looking over, he didn't hide it at all, but showed a contemptuous look, the current official is not as good as the current management, and you are not an official.
One is the acting governor, who can't suppress his subordinates, and the other is Zhenfu Yin, who wants to climb up by all kinds of small means, and when the two meet, even if it is not a sword and sword, it must be a cold face, but if you think so, it seems that you have not been working in the office for a few years.
The first rule of office struggle - even if you want to kill your opponent, you must be closer than your own father when you see him.
"The Taoist chief is really fortunate, for our Luodu people, a person outside the square, a half-immortal! personally climbed the city wall and joined the front line of the battle, the arrows and stones outside the city are as dense as rain, it really makes the official frightened when he thinks about it, but fortunately, there is a Taoist chief, and it is a great loss to have a Taoist chief! I can protect the safety of the people of Luodu, in the past, someone praised the words of Xie An, and the official wanted to give it to Li Daochang today, but the Taoist chief could not come out, so what could he do! Please accept the official's swing-" Fu Yin choked up.
"No, no, no, what the poor road and so on are still a thing, any vulgar military man can do it, but Lord Fu Yin is different, in the midst of strategizing, winning thousands of miles away, dreaming of sleeping at night, hard work, poor road, poor road and even saw it, Lord Fu Yin's temples have added a few gray hairs; met an opponent of equal strength, and the acting skills of both of them soared, Li Daoshi had tears in his eyes, holding each other's hands, tears rolling in his eyes!
"Stinky and shameless," Fu Yin thought.
"Old cheeky and thick-skinned," Daoist Li thought.
"Actually, the Taoist chief is not there for a day, and the official is restless for a day, thinking about the instructions of the old man Wang before he fell into a coma, I, as a subordinate, failed to fulfill my duty of assistance, I really deserve death!
"No! There is a way to be skillful and the wise to worry, the incompetent have nothing to ask for, the poor road is an incompetent, and the master of the mansion is a wise man, this governor should have been you, the poor road was confused for a while, transgressed, immediately convene all the officials, I want to announce in public, this governor of Jiangnan, it should be you! And it must be you!!"
"What did the Taoist say......
The two of them said a lot of meaty words, and in the end, Fu Yin couldn't help it, probably because he was old, his anti-poison ability had decreased, and he was not as young and vigorous as the Taoist priest, and finally said what he meant, "This official is at home today to feast Yongningbo and a group of friends, I want to invite the Taoist to come over, the Taoist has worked hard for the people in my city for many days, a little reward, please be sure not to refuse." β
"This-good, Lord Yin, Lord Yifu, please first!"
"Dao Chief, please!"
"No, no, it's the elders, please!"
"Wrong, it should be the one who has attained the Tao first!"
"No, no, it's ......"
In the end, the Taoist priest and Fu Yin walked into the banquet hand in hand, almost shocking the big teeth of all the guests present, especially the affection for each other, which made people wonder if these two people were doing it.
After the two of them sat on the main seat, the Taoist priest glanced around, fart relatives and friends!
Compared with the deserted scene near the Taoist priest, there were many people in front of Nafu Yin at once, and the sound of whiskers and horses was endless.
"Lord Yin of the Mansion has another good governance, this official does not compete with the people for profit, this demolished house building is the land, the Lord only uses a meager amount of money to give us and other grass people, great grace and great virtue are like reconstruction!"
"I heard that the adults recently intend to lower the field again, three times a year, it's just Hai Rui and Bao Longtu are alive!"
"I also bought a pair of little twin maids here, this year is fifteen years old, adults work hard every day, it is really fortunate, let them serve you......;
The Taoist priest was dumbfounded, it turned out that being an official, especially this kind of official, has such a good popularity, so many benefits, and twins are pretty, I don't envy the Taoist at all!!
After a flip of entertainment, the banquet began, the cups were staggered, the atmosphere was hot, the fight outside the city was in full swing, and the inside of this house was also very lively; in addition to the hot figure of Fu Yin, Yongningbo was also the focus, I don't know how much wine was toasted, this middle-aged handsome guy was also smiling, and he did not refuse.
As for the Taoist priest, this little transparent has been completely ignored, almost reduced to a passer-by, and the whole body is almost marked with a mosaic; but people have a good mentality, I will eat and eat, this dog's head abalone tastes good, yo! There is also a sauce fragrant deer tail, come to two, wow! This is the legendary Tang Dynasty famous food - the sheep is dead!
In front of the Taoist priest, there is a roasted charred and fragrant whole sheep, but the poor family eats this thing, and the lamb's belly is cut open, and there are two roasted fragrant geese inside, rotten and cooked, it seems that it makes the mouth water, eat this thing?
Then, all these gravy rice fell into the mouth of the Taoist priest, well, yes, it tasted stronger and more fragrant than a bowl of teppanyaki fried rice for ten yuan, and it would be better to add some soy sauce.
In the middle of the excitement, suddenly an old man clapped his knees and cried, "The country can't be without a king for a day, and Jiangnan can't be without a governor for a day!"
Fu Yin took a sip of wine and smiled slightly. (To be continued.) )