"This big brother, please, give me a bun. ”

"Go!"

"This big brother, I said, please give me, a bun. ”

"Sizzle—go up!"

"This big brother, I said please, please give me a bun!"

"Phew, I won't give it!"

"This is your fault!" Look at it, speak politely, be humble, and only end up with this result: "I don't want to be angry, don't force me to be angry, if you know each other, if you don't want to die, just give me a bun!" Go and go, eat while eating!

Don't you know that he doesn't eat?

Incompetently took it, sniffed it, looked displeased, shook his head and said, "This is vegetarian, I eat meat!"

“......”

The reason why I want to eat meat buns is because the meat buns are very fragrant, and the incompetent Daxian in front of Fan's Mansion yesterday has a deep understanding of this, and he never forgets it. What I want is the kind of stuff, a bag of meatballs, one bite down, bubbling with oil, and this bun, there is no trace of meat smell, and it is cold and cold, such a bun is not eaten by dogs, and it is really blasphemous to honor the incompetent immortal: "This big brother, please change it, meat buns!"

"Don't eat and pull down! If you are sick, you will be sick!" This is a steamed bun shop, of course, there are steamed meat buns, but Lu Dalang is not happy to give him meat buns. Lu Dalang would rather feed the dog with meat buns than give it to him: "I don't learn well at a young age." Idle and eat white food. He also put on a hat and pretended to be a bald donkey? Bah! Get out of Lao Tzu, get out!" "Amitabha! This is a mistake! And it's a big mistake! This person is old and disrespectful, and he must have lived enough! The incompetent immortal let out a long breath and disdained to argue with him, so he raised his hand and threw the bun to the ground: "Wang! Wang!

But it attracted an old black dog. The face is dirty, and the roaring dog looks: "Boom!

The old black dog sniffed it, looked displeased, flicked its tail, and walked away.

"Look, the dogs won't eat it!" the incompetent immortal pointed at it and sneered: "Meat buns, bring them! Otherwise, hum! I will—"

There is no need to say it again, in order to show endless intimidation, and then the incompetent immortal turned into a palm. Spread it out and just wait for the meat bun.

Send to.

Anyway, it's three o'clock in the afternoon. When the meal was already over, there were many idlers on the street, and many of them were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and when they saw that there was a bustle to see, they all came over. And Lu Dalang has been pestering him for a long time, and he has already delayed a lot of business, and many of the steamed buns have not been sold, so he is very unhappy, and he is also angry for a while: "Give it, give it to you!" grabbed a bun, regardless of the vegetarian nature of its meat, and threw it away: "Eat!"

The bag came on, it was the tiger and the tiger, and the incompetent Daxian was caught off guard by only two feet away, so he was: "Ah!" If this was someone else, he would definitely give him a full face, but the incompetent Daxian was also a person, so he took a bite and chattered: "Woo!

"One more, one more!" someone next to him coaxed, and he was definitely a discerning person: "Good skill! Good skill!"

"Wow!" Lu Dalang was stunned, completely unable to believe the ironclad facts of what was happening in front of him: "I-"

"I" is the second meat bag, followed by "just", the third meat bag, there is a sequence, one after the other, the incompetent immortal's movements are as fast as the wind and lightning speed, and he only slightly deviates his head twice: "Ahh At that time, the three meat buns came out together, it was a chain of meat buns, and they went forward and took their heads, chests and stomachs, but seeing that the god man was effortless to connect high and low, none of the three meat buns were missing: "Wow! Wow!"

It was swallowed one by one, eating faster than catching, and of course the last one was a vegetarian bun: "Phew!"

"Wow-" At the moment, there was thunderous cheers and applause, and the audience was as if they were crazy with emotion, and they all looked incompetent as if they had discovered a new continent: "Beautiful! Beautiful! Come again!"

The incompetent immortal bowed his hands around, very decent, and extremely calm: "Hmph!

"Forget it! Forget it!" Under the expectation of everyone, Lu Dalang is a bear, no matter whether the meat is vegetarian or a bun, it can be sold for money, and Lu Dalang really hurts so much that he never looks back: "Count me unlucky, let's go, let's go!"

How can this be done! The show has just begun, how can it be said that yellow is yellow!

"I'll pay! I'll pay!" "Throw it to him!"

There were many chivalrous people present, and they were deeply grateful for their incompetence, and they were greatly moved, and said movingly: "Amitabha!"

"This!this!this!" Lu Dalang can't, the so-called public anger is difficult to commit, and he doesn't mention money, if this bun is not thrown to him, he is afraid that this bun shop will also be smashed: "God!"

God, it's just a bun, and it's a meat bun like a fake: "Wang!"

Don't you know that at this moment, when the meat bun was thrown out, the situation changed: "Huh?"

It was the old dog, who was born out of nowhere, snatched the meat bun away before the incompetent immortal, chewed it twice, and swallowed it into his stomach: "Wangwang!"

Incompetence opened his mouth, a little embarrassed for a while, and even more angry: "Damn!"

"Wow-" The people who saw it were in an uproar, and they all frowned, and they all hugged the incompetent immortal: "It's hateful!

"Whoosh!" said that it was too late, and it was fast, and another meat bag flew over: "Wow!"

The incompetent immortal didn't dare to slack off, so he roared first, and flew over like lightning: "It's not good!"

But he didn't know that he was faster than the old dog, and he took the lead without making a sound, and he jumped and left, and the whole action was done in one go, obviously a practiced: "Let's da, goo!"

"Wow-" At this moment, seeing that the incompetent immortal was so incompetent, the audience had already begun to applaud: "Good dog, good dog, good skill!"

The old dog wagged his tail, extremely calm, but he was not shocked: "Wang!"

This is not excessive, this is excessive! This has nothing to do with meat buns, this is already related to dignity, and it is a matter of face: "One more! Hmph! I don't believe it!"

"Whoosh!" At this time, Lu Dalang, as if the buns were not his family, looked happier than anyone else: "Next!"

"Brush!" There was only a sound, and the two figures burst out at the same time, and when they parted in an instant: "Boom!"

Everyone exploded into a shock, but saw: the package is divided into two halves, each with a mouthful, this combination is a fight of one and a half catties and eight taels, and the winner has not been distinguished: "Phew!"

This, bah is incompetent, the so-called layman looks at the lively insider's doorway, although the meat bun is divided into two halves, but the meatballs are in the mouth of the old dog, this combination, is still incompetent defeat.

Defeat!

After eating three times in a row, the incompetent immortal liver fire was great, and he was also competitive in a hurry: "Whew-"

This, in this case, must show your true skills!

"Whoosh!"

"Whew!"

"Wang! Wang!"

Obviously, the fourth round was incompetent: "Wow-"

"Whoosh!"

"Whew!"

"Wow, Wow, Wow!"

Obviously, the fifth round was another incompetent victory: "Incompetence!

"Whoosh!"

"Whew!"

“......”

This is the ability, the ability to excel, everyone has nothing to say, even the dog has nothing to say: "Awesome! Awesome!

"Whoosh!"

"Whew!"

"it!"

It doesn't matter how many meat buns it is, it doesn't matter who the meat buns fall into, the important thing is that the incompetence knows that the heart is like a mirror, and he is not an idiot: "If you are stupid, will I be a fool!" Hahahaha, if you dare to see the jokes of this immortal, I will call you-" The incompetence lifted the table, straightened his chest and pointed around, and yelled: "Look at the people who look like dogs, and their stomachs are full of bad water! I am not convinced! I will not accept it! I will try it! Look no, I will kill you!"

There was silence in all directions, and no one dared to fight.

The dog also ran away.

"Yo yo yo, scared to death!" A strong man came out of the crowd, with black hair on his chest, carrying a kitchen knife: "Sun Tzu, this is Dongjie, do you know whose territory this is?"

"Whew-"

In other words, there are people on this street, and the incompetent immortal accidentally fell into the underworld, this is a big brother of the underworld: "Brothers, copy guys!"

At that moment, the dust was flying, chickens and dogs jumped, and more than 20 people came up at once, carrying sticks and carrying a knife: "Cut him, cut him, kill him!"

"Ami-" This day has finally come: "Buddha!" (to be continued......