Chapter 650: Caprice in the Stream

Zhang Daoling has returned to Heaven. Naturally, I couldn't hear my screams, but the sow's screams startled the entire innkeeper, and everyone walked out of the room to look up and point at the sow.

I had no choice but to let go of the black sow's ears and let the sow jump back into the room.

In this way, it is natural that I can't stay here any longer, and I was just about to leave but found that the small package in the room, the girl who had changed from Zhang Daoling had been carrying it.

Wei Yi groaned, turned around and walked into the room to open the package, there was only an irregular bluestone slab in the package, with a few big characters on it, "Annoying real people, stop at playing." These eight words are engraved with aura, skimming like a hook, vigorous and upright, no matter asking, it can be known that it is the handwriting of the heavenly master Zhang Daoling.

I naturally understand what the handwriting on this stone tablet means, the first half of the sentence 'annoying real people' ostensibly means that I have caused trouble, and the deep meaning is to blame me for moving his descendants on my behalf. The meaning of the second half of the sentence 'stop at the play' is easier to understand, which means to make a joke with me, and the word 'stop' has the dual meaning of 'just' and "stop", which means that this matter is over in the end, which not only refers to the joking thing but also covers the things that I moved to others.

Since ancient times, people have thought that immortals do not have seven emotions and six desires, but in fact, that is a misunderstanding, immortals and humans are the same, and they also have seven emotions and six desires, and the difference with mortals is that they can control seven emotions and six desires. I killed his descendants, and he was naturally angry, but he did not lose his mind and face me head-on, because he also knew that his descendants were indeed virtuous. Even so, he still felt uncomfortable in his heart, so he played a trick on me in the lower realm, this kind of trick is not malicious, naturally it is not a violation of the rules of heaven, even if I am qualified to enter the heavenly court in the future, I can't settle accounts with him, otherwise it will seem narrow-minded and measured.

On the surface, this incident is just a joke, but after walking more than twenty miles with a sow on my back, this incident will definitely become a joke for other immortals to ridicule me in the future. I must find this field back, and when I have a golden immortal or above cultivation in the future, I also have to find something for him to carry on his back, otherwise there will be no place to put his face down.

"Uh-huh-huh!" the sow's humming interrupted my thoughts.

Looking back at the sow with yellow mud on the pig's head, I shook my head again and smiled bitterly, it was a strange feeling that one quarter of an hour was a beautiful woman with clear eyebrows and the next moment she was an ugly sow. The sequelae of this is that when I see a beautiful woman for a long time in the future, I can't help but wonder if she is a pig.

"Don't hum, you're a pig and you're glamorous. "I shook my head at the sow and smiled bitterly, and then walked to the door, and after thinking about it, I turned around and took the sow out of the door, and took it out of the inn with her, and the guests of the inn had the good fortune to see 'the pig flying in the sky.' When they got to the wilderness, they put it down, and in ancient times the pigs ate grass, and they were fed grass in their captivities at home, because no one was willing to feed them with grain, so they could live in the wild.

The emptiness of the wilderness and the early morning mountain breeze gradually dissipated the depression in my heart, and I no longer hated Zhang Daoling for playing me, empathy, if someone killed my descendants and disciples, I may also be very annoyed, maybe not as generous as him, this thought together, the knot in my heart gradually relieved, and my mood gradually improved.

Immortals can purify themselves, that is to say, immortals don't need to take a bath, because the filth and dust in the world will not contaminate us at all, but the clothes I wear are not good, my robe smells of pigs, I have to find a place to wash it.

Thinking of this, I quickly found a clear stream in the mountains to take off the clothes I was wearing and clean, at first I wanted to wash only the robe, but after washing the robe, I felt that the robe also smelled, so I took off the robe and washed it.

Leaning in the stream, the legend of the fairy going down to take a bath suddenly appeared in my mind, and I secretly admired the stupidity of the ancients, because the fairy was immaculate and did not need to take a bath, and even if she took a bath, it would not let mortals steal her clothes, and if she could not even feel a mortal approaching her, then she would not be a fairy.

Once the thinking diverges, it is like a fantasy, from the fairy bathing to the fairy to the fairy, from the fairy to the fairy to the earth, from the fairy to the fairy to the child, whether the fairy has the ability to have children, this is for sure. Because the gods are not eunuchs, female fairies can still have children, and male fairies still have the ability to have children, there is no doubt about this. But why are there few immortals who combine and leave heirs, there are four reasons for this problem, one is that most of the immortals are seventy or eighty old things when they ascend, and at this time, if they combine to have children, it will make people laugh at the old and not serious.

The second reason is that immortals have a strong ability of self-control, especially for their own ** aspects, they can not splash water, in short, immortals are made by the heart, and mortals are made by other organs.

The third reason is that the immortals generally can't find a suitable partner, because the number of young immortals of the same age is not many, and because of the young ascension, it is inevitable that they will be arrogant, and the two people who think very highly of themselves cannot be combined. On the surface, this is a complaining word, but in fact it is a common phenomenon in the world, those beautiful ladies generally let their unattractive but obedient men marry away, because this kind of man gives women a sense of superiority to be spoiled and accustomed. Those men who chased Lu Bu Wensai Li Du usually married some ordinary and ordinary women, because this kind of woman can make men feel the pride of being looked up to. In the final analysis, it is difficult for two very good men and women to get along, and respecting each other is just a bullshit word. "17K is the only genuine version, and you can get a good death by reading the genuine version. ”

The last reason is that immortals generally do not combine with mortals, immortals are pure people who have eliminated the turbidity in their bodies, while mortals are deeply filthy, and the consequence of the combination of immortals and mortals is that their cultivation is greatly reduced. Heaven also strictly prohibits this from happening, otherwise the offspring will be a hybrid between mortals and immortals, and the parents are both immortals, and the offspring can share the merits of their parents. If only one of the parents is an immortal, then it is extremely difficult for their offspring to locate themselves, and this situation is a reason that humans and beasts cannot intermarry.

Xinma soaked in the stream for a long time, and finally walked out of the stream, put on his clothes, and dried his clothes with pure yang spiritual energy, and looked around thinking about what to do next.

In front of me, the four sects have already gone to one faction, and there are still Pilu Temple, Qingliang Cave Mansion and Sanxian Island left, these three sects I will go to sooner or later, and I am not in a hurry. At this time, even if the war between the north and the south broke out, my parents were still in Jiankang City, and I had to find a way to take the second elder to a safe place to live in peace. There is one more thing that should be started, that is, to find Lin Yicheng, the reason why I want to find Lin Yicheng is of deep meaning, Lin Yicheng has a very high IQ, and he belongs to the talent of Wenchen Fubi, I want to find him and protect him properly, and leave it to assist the Yang family Jinlong with me in the future.

When I thought of Lin Yicheng, I immediately had a joyful excitement in my heart, he knew where I came from, and after finding him, I could talk to him, and I was almost suffocated to death when I was alone during this time.

But China's territory is too big, and Lin Yicheng's aura is different from before after he comes here, I can't use spells to find him at all, the only thing that can be sure is that he should be a low-grade official at this time, because when I saw Mei Zhu before, Mei Zhu's Fu Lu Qi had already given birth to a phantom, which showed that Lin Yicheng had entered the officialdom. It is difficult to find ordinary people, but it is relatively easy to find officials.

Although it is easier to find officials, it is not an overnight thing, and the best way is to start from the palaces of the three countries today, and they will send notices to the officials under their jurisdiction, so that Lin Yicheng will take the initiative to contact me after learning about it.

Since I had an idea in my heart, I immediately rushed to Jiankang, and there were three things to do in Jiankang, the first of which was to transfer my parents and family. The second thing is to find Lin Yicheng through Xiao Yan, the war is about to begin, and I am worried that Lin Yicheng will lose his life in the war. The third thing is to observe the current situation and see if Wen Xiaofeng has found Chen Baxian.

In addition to this, I must also note that my return has caused a shift in the trajectory of history, which means that what may have happened before may not happen now, and what did not happen before may happen now, and what I need to do is to make sure that the general direction remains the same, which is hard work. In other words, it's not that I find a cool place to lie down and sleep, things will develop in the established direction, if I don't intervene, things may go astray, if the deviation is too big, even if I prove the position of Da Luo in the future, it will be difficult to correct and change.

After coming to Jiankang, I took the lead in coming to the palace to see Xiao Yan, and quietly fell down the clouds to ask to see, these soldiers have known me for a long time, and they are no longer panicked at this time, but quickly inform Xiao Yan that I am asking to see me outside the palace, Xiao Yan's health at this time has begun to deteriorate, and he is taking a break in the side hall, but when he heard my arrival, he still greeted me in person, and warmly welcomed me into the side hall.

I explained my intention and asked him to send a message to convey a message for me, but Xiao Yan did not agree immediately, but signaled the eunuch to bring the four treasures of the study room and let me write down the content of the message first.

I didn't feel unhappy about this, because Xiao Yan is the king of a country, and his attitude towards me is already an exception to be tolerated, and if the content I post has a bad impact on his country in his opinion, he will never convey it for me.

I picked up my pen and pondered for a while, and finally shook my wrist and wrote a few lines of handwriting, "Mr. Lin, I have found Secretary Mei, if you see this, light a stick of incense and read my Taoist number, and I will find you." ”

After finishing writing, he raised his hand and handed it to Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan took it and immediately frowned, not only was he not used to my writing format, but he also didn't understand why these sentences were so different from the current grammar, but he could see that what I wrote was harmless to his country.

"Lines, Your Majesty. Xiao Yan raised his hand and handed the paper with handwriting to the eunuch close to him. The writing he was talking about was a kind of document that was lower than the divine decree, and it was okay if it was not very formal.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, the poor road is retired. I thanked Xiao Yanji and prepared to leave.

"Real people, please stay, the widow has three things that are not clear, and I hope that the real person will guide and enlighten. "Xiao Yan said something to keep me.

"Your Majesty, please speak. I turned to speak. Xiao Yan treated me well, I troubled him three times before and after, and answering his three questions happened to be two things that were not indebted......

At the beginning of the month, I set a goal of adding more than 200,000 words, which is calculated according to 150,000 per month, plus 50,000 words, and now the number of words can, but the addition of more chapters is still 8 more, this time the addition is no longer a VIP urging, I don't owe debts, but I took the initiative to add in order to thank you for your support, the difference of 8 more will be made up next month, and the goal of 150,000 words in October will be added.