"One, two, three, four, five. ”

It's true this time, it's not a lie, this time it's going to be real! It's just a small pony step, but it insists on just thirty breaths, there is nothing remarkable, luck, gritting your teeth and passing, it's hard to be a genius-like character!

"Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. ”

Hold on, you can't stop it! Your legs are so sore, like a thousand bees piercing your legs! Your feet are so numb, like ten thousand ants crawling under your feet! How can your legs and feet suffer and your whole body swings? Your face is red, your breath is panting, your heart is beating, you can't wipe it with sweat, you can't wipe it, it's bitter, it's hard, it's hard!

Eleven, twelve.

Dead, dead! Don't squat, you'll die if you squat like this! It's better to die, so you don't have to live here and suffer crimes! No, it's not standing, you have nothing to do if you're full, why do you come here to be blind? No, you have to stand, or you'll be squatting in vain! Finally count to thirteen, it's almost thirty? It's about to succeed, fight!

A baker's dozen.

Daoist Fang stumbled and sat on the ground, grinning with his teeth, extremely disappointed. After all, it didn't work, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up, the person was lost, his face was lost, and Daoist Fang even had the heart to die for a while! Daoist Fang had nothing to say, rubbing his legs and feet and sighing, his heart said that this time he had shown him a joke, what is his love! Daochang Lu didn't laugh, he didn't speak, there was no expression on his face, his eyelids didn't blink, he turned around, and walked away.

What is this? Even if he laughs at him, even if he scolds, it will not make people so embarrassed and mad! How can it be so, such a treatment of a poor person who has endured hardships and suffered and has fallen short, so that people are tormented and traumatized, and there is not a little human touch? How can this be reasonable? Daoist Fang was furious, jumped up and shouted: "Don't go! Don't look down on people, come again!" Lu Changlian stopped: "You have done your best, don't force yourself, you must know that if you want to hurry, you can't reach it, so you can rest for a while." ”

"Come again!"

Again. Daoist Fang is in a state of anger, how can he listen to it? Immediately set up a frame, let Lu Laodao count the numbers, and get on the horse again! However, the great hero's posture and squatting are extremely wonderful, but how can he find that horse under his crotch? There is no horse to ride, no saddle to sit on, and the big hero has not yet slowed down, and the big hero is tired of squatting after a while, and he is angry and anxious for a while, and he is already about to cry his nose. Again, falling. I just counted seven, but I haven't reached eight yet. Once is not as good as the once, his face is lost and lost, Daoist Fang is angry in his heart, he sits on the ground and looks at Daochang Lu blankly, and has nothing to say.

"Good. Lu Changlian nodded and said, turned around and walked away.

When the sheep eat the grass on the slope, the monkey barks on the mountain.

Just when the sheep were half-full and the monkey climbed halfway up the mountain, Daoist Fang finally cried.

The dark clouds can no longer cover the sky, the wisps of sunlight pierce through the clouds and fog like a sharp sword, and the brilliant white mangs shine on the vast earth, shining on thousands of rivers and mountains, illuminating a courtyard. Under the shadow of the tree, on the stone bench, Xiaodao sat there with his head bowed and a bitter face, sighing again and again, wiping the corners of his eyes from time to time, and his mood was very desolate. It seems that all the clouds scattered in the sky are spread on the face, as if all the troubles in the world are frowning. Who is this? He has a lot of worries at a young age, and why is he more depressed than an old man?

A little pony walked and couldn't stop squatting, squatting ten times and eight times, one time was not as good as one, and in the end he only ended up with a numb leg and a sore waist and a dead heart. This is a strange thing! Daoist Fang told himself that a genius is his own family, so how can he be inferior to others? However, what others can do, his own genius can't do, why? Why is this? Could it be that he is really not one?

Talented?

Impossible, impossible! Daoist Fang shouted and slapped the case! Shaoqing slowly sat back on the table, like a deflated ball. The facts are right in front of you, the facts are the facts, the facts are the facts, the fact is that others stand up easily, you are so tired that you can't move, in fact, others are laughing and you are crying, others are winning or losing, even if you have a heart that does not admit defeat.

On this day, how wonderful it is to think! Practicing martial arts, kung fu and kung fu, heroes are about to hit the road! And a genius like himself thinks that he can learn easily, practice easily, and advance by leaps and bounds, and he will be thousands of miles away! In a short time, he will stand out, kill all directions, and come with a majestic spirit beckoning, and he will be proud of the world! However, after a long time, the hard work will be exchanged for the pain all over his body, and the beautiful ideal will eventually come to naught. Could it be that you are dreaming? Daoist Fang rubbed his eyes and looked at a wet mark on the back of his hand.

This is not a dream, the day is about to pass, full of anticipation of the profound martial arts, only a little bit of learning.

Even if it's just a little bit of skin, it's not good to learn.

Genius, genius, where does it come from?

Lu Lao Dao, the extremely hateful Lu Lao Dao, the inexplicable Lu Lao Dao, didn't give him a bad look, but also made him half angry! Obviously he couldn't stand up well, and he was more and more embarrassed every time, so he nodded again and again, blindly calling from there, very good, very good, very good, and laughing. What a fart! Laugh at it! This is obviously schadenfreude, talking and laughing at people in reverse, which is equivalent to pointing at his nose and scolding people, pulling his collar and slapping his face! Laughing and laughing, you see how happy he laughs? And how insidious! This is a naked humiliation, like sprinkling salt on a wound, which makes people worse! The more Daoist Fang thought about it, the more angry he became, he turned his head and glanced at the man's back with a knife-like gaze, and then recorded a bad account for him from the small book in his heart!

Don't you know that there is an unjust case in the case, there is a wrong account in the account, and the Taoist priest of this account is wrong, and this time Daoist Lu is wronged.

Facts are facts, facts are facts, there are always positive and negative sides to things, what is good and what is bad?

It's what makes people cry, it's what makes people laugh, it's still that—

The heart that does not admit defeat.

Very good.

The short, long day has finally passed, leaving an endless night.

Outside the window, there was a looming lamp, and inside the house, there was a half-light and half-dark figure.

The man is at the table, and the shadow is on the wall, and it is stacked on top of each other, and it should be numbered. One is single, two are doubles, three is many, and one pair is on the many.

Admiral of the Five Tigers.

The Five Tiger Admirals are deliberating.

Whispering, inaudible, the five of them were cautious, and each of them had nine points of dumb throats.

There is no way, that person is born with a pair of long ears, and he himself admitted it.

said things that shouldn't be said, said things that shouldn't be said, it's hard to protect the palms and buttocks, and it's a big bad thing!

I dare not raise my voice, for fear of frightening the people in heaven.

Zhao Zilong's spirit is a little decadent tonight, and he doesn't like to speak.

Why General Zhao sank to this point, all the generals also knew it, and they opened their mouths one after another, one by one.

Ma Mengqi said: "Fang Daoyou, the way of martial arts is as deep as the sea, it can't be practiced overnight, you don't have to be discouraged, just take your time." General Zhao sighed when he heard this, and his frowning brows loosened slightly.

Zhang Yide said: "What he said is, it's not a big deal! This time it didn't work, next time it will be successful! Boss Fang, cheer up and be a real man!" General Zhao nodded and agreed.

Guan Yun said: "Everything is difficult at the beginning, this horse step pile is already difficult to stand, and no one can stand up well, I was like this at the beginning!" General Zhao let out a long breath and said with a smile: "Really?"

"Yes, I'm like that!" Huang Hansheng nodded again and again, echoing. said that he was proud for a while, offended General Zhao, and General Huang had already lost his heart, and at this time, this was just the right time, but it was used to make amends. That's right, that's how everyone came here, that's it. Unexpectedly, Zhao Zilong turned his face when he landed, and said in a vicious voice: "You still say! If it weren't for your stinky show, I wouldn't have lost my face today!" General Huang was stunned and said, "You can't blame me for this, the horse step stake that the master told me to tie is not my ......."

"Shut up!" General Zhao snorted and rebuked angrily: "You have made a mistake and you don't know how to repent, Supreme Heavenly Venerable - you want to die!" General Huang was angry and anxious, and said: "I'm not wrong! You are bullying!" Zhao Zilong snorted coldly and said slowly: "If something is wrong, I will tell you now, so that you can die and understand! Listen, the master told you to squat on the horse, you should just behave, and deal with the past! I obviously can't hold on here, you squat there endlessly, isn't this a slap in the face!" ”

If you want to add to the crime, why should you not excuse it? This trumped-up charge and the unexplained accusation made General Huang so angry that he turned into a daze and opened his mouth. After a while, he came back to his senses and said angrily: "How long can I squat on this horse, Master knows that! If you do what you say, I will be the one who sits there crying your nose!" General Zhao became more and more annoyed when he heard this, and shouted: "Who is crying nose? Don't talk nonsense! Hmph, if the boss is in trouble, you don't rush up, just hide and watch jokes, how did you act as a little brother?"

For the good of the boss, it is worth the sacrifice, even if it is, a senseless sacrifice. This is Boss Fang's idea, and it should also be the practice of the younger brother Yuan Shi. However, at the time of the incident, Yuan Shi's identity was a Taoist priest of the Shangqing Dynasty and an apprentice of the master, how could he be willing to sacrifice in vain? It was mentioned afterwards that although Yuan Shi was a junior brother and one of the five tiger generals, how could he admit his head in a daze: "You are a crooked reason! You know how to bully people when you have nothing to do?" General Huang snorted. Zhao Zilong was furious and slapped the case: "It's the opposite! It's all the opposite! There are no rules at all, you, you still dare to fight back!"

Why don't you dare! First, the general will rise up and argue loudly! The second general will not speculate, and the quarrel will start at the moment. Seeing that the brothers turned against each other, the second general blew his beard and glared and was about to start, and the rest of the generals couldn't sit still, so they stepped forward one after another to pull the two apart and persuaded them hard. A little thing doesn't hurt the brother's feelings, the voice is too loud, the master hears all kinds of things, both of them have a reason to take a step back, and finally the two generals finally sit down, each in his place, and a vicious battle that is about to start is invisible.

It's a trivial matter, and I don't take care of it at home, but it's just a show and an evil outlet. Zhao Zilong understood in his heart, put this matter aside at the moment, and sat back and listened to those generals bragging nonsense. The lost face needs to be picked up by yourself, and the broken heart needs to be comforted by others. After saying that, no one was able to stand up well, no one was old wrestling, no one was discouraged, and no one shed tears; after saying this, the boss was the boss, and he learned his skills very well, outperforming several brothers, and countless people fell down with his peers! After a while, the hero was no longer discouraged, the hero was no longer sad, and for a while, the genius who had been questioned was genuine as a fake!

Zhao Zilong was happy, and laughed: "How many of you have blown it over, and the cows have all flown to the sky!" A few generals continue to brag nonsense, you laugh and I laugh. General Zhao sighed, and reluctantly joined the touting camp, preparing to add fuel to the fire and bubbling in the pot.

Someone can't take it anymore.

That man, the heavenly one.

The man coughed and announced that the meeting was ready to end.

Helplessly, the five tiger generals who were on the rise were greatly disappointed and closed their mouths one after another.

It's over.

The night is prosperous, the night is not in the ascendant, the prosperity is over, and the loneliness is as lonely as ever. People are at peace, people are not sleeping, gains and losses, success or failure, turned into smoke. The weather is changeable and unpredictable these days, just like the mood of Daoist Fang and the mood of Daoist Lu. There are gains and losses, there is no need to worry too much about gains and losses, success or failure is difficult to judge, and who loses and who wins is not clear. However, people in the world do things in the world, and their emotions and likes and dislikes are settled inside, and they will be on the surface. For example, the number one important thing in the world has not been talked about today.

For example, Lu Daochang said that he had a good appetite today, and he made up for the food he ate less yesterday.

For example, Daoist Fang had a bad appetite today, and he actually ate four meat buns less than yesterday.