XXVII. Be drunk
There was a boss named Fat Head.
It's a fathead fish, and the fathead fish is the boss of the Pang family's fish stew restaurant.
The fathead fish is surnamed Pang, the name is fish, and the person has a fat head and big eyes, so it is called a fathead fish.
The fathead fish has grown up, and the person has become fatter, with a bigger head and more bulging eyes, so people call him a big fat head.
"Big fat head, big fat head, give me a ten-pound one!"
"Big fat, big fat, give me a twenty-pound one!"
"Big fat head, big fat head, give me two hundred and fifty pounds!"
The big fat man sighed and said, "This master, do you want to eat whales?" If there is, where can you find a big pot?" The old man who wanted to eat two hundred and fifty pounds of fish shouted: "Don't be wordy! Come up quickly, or I will stew you!" The big fat man sighed again, sat behind the counter, and finally raised his eyelids: "I said this guest, are you here to eat fish, or are you here to make trouble? You don't inquire, there is my fat master in this Jiangzhou city-"
"What's the number?" The guest occupied a table alone, supported his cheeks with both hands, and looked over with a smile: "Fat man, you are a noble person who forgets things, in this Jiangzhou City, ha! Is there my number one?" The fat head fish stared at the fish eyes, the big fat head frowned, and suddenly felt that the person was very familiar: "You? Huh, hey, you?" The man's eyes narrowed, and his teeth were happy: "Little fat head, big fat head, hehe, I'm not your aunt, I'm your second uncle!" Seeing the white teeth, I only felt that my scalp was numb for a while, and I was startled again, and the fat head seemed to scream!
"Fang puppy!"
This is the first sentence that the fathead fish said after recognizing Boss Fang, just one sentence fully illustrates a problem, it is not his brother who knows Boss Fang the most, but his opponent.
"Hey!" Fang Yin shook his head and sighed: "You dead fat head!"
"Fat brother, fat brother!" The big fat head was dumbfounded, and the little six sons popped up again: "Boss, he just wants to eat, haha, two hundred and fifty pounds of big fat heads!" "Little six sons giggled, the boss didn't speak, just sat there and looked straight over, in the eyes of the big fat head, in the dining room where people came and went. The big fat man suddenly wanted to cry, and when the big fat man saw him, he remembered the past, remembered the past few years, and remembered many people and many things in the past.
His appearance has changed, his eyes are red and swollen, and Xiao Liuzi is also average, obviously he has just cried. The big fat head saw it in his eyes, and the big fat head understood in his heart that the big fat man's sour nose and eyes were moist, and he wanted to cry but didn't cry. It's him, it's him, just look at him walking forward, stretching out his hand, and patting his shoulder with a smile: "Fat head, thank you." β
This sentence is sincere.
Yes, two people are not opponents, never have been.
Yes, he's also a friend of the fat head, always.
On this day, the Pang family's fish stew business was still booming.
On this day, the shopkeeper didn't sit behind the counter and planned to collect the cashier, and on this day, the six lame men didn't work inside and out to greet the guests to serve wine and food, and on this day, both of them went to the second floor to accompany a guest.
-- Eat.
Red charcoal fire, brass pot, the strong fragrance lingers for a long time, three people eat and drink in a small room on the second floor, there are talking and laughing are very happy! Drink and drink, drink and drink, there are three or five home-cooked dishes on the table, and a big pot of stewed fish, two jars are filled with wine, and the cup does not need to be drunk in a big bowl! Dry dry bowl Fang Boss dry a bowl, big fat head dry a bowl, both of them are blushing and a little drunk, as if a bowl of a bowl on the neck to dry!
"Drink, drink!" Xiao Liuzi smirked, and his tongue was so big that he drank: "Dry, dry, dry!"
The big fat head has a lot of wine, and when the big one pours a bowl: "Little Fangzi, do it!"
"Fathead,!"
Suddenly, back then, the wine was mixed with tears, and the drink was hot and spicy in the throat, and it flowed into the stomach. The past is still in front of him, the so-called grievances and entanglements at that time were just child's play, but now that he thinks about it, he only feels very kind: "Dead fat head, kill it quickly! Haha, if you don't do it, I'll bite you!" The fat head grunted and drank dry, and then laughed: "I'm afraid of you, haha!
"Little Liuzi, come! Let's drink together!"
Xiao Liuzi lay on the table and said with a wry smile: "Boss, I can't drink anymore, I'm going to vomit if I drink again, uh-" Boss Fang laughed and drank it all: "Pretend! Pretend! Ha! You stinky boy, you know how to cheat and play tricks, drink!" Xiao Liuzi buried his head and shouted: "Don't drink! Don't drink! Don't drink if you die!" The big fat head laughed loudly, and his eyebrows danced: "Yes, yes, yes, haha, you don't look at him small, he is a big ghost, haha!"
Drink to your heart's content, and talk too little.
The following is about the romance of the little six sons who are small and big ghosts.
Xiao Liuzi is only sixteen or seventeen years old, one poor and two white legs are also lame, but he has a daughter-in-law.
To be precise, it is the little daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door.
Who are you? The granddaughter of Daddy Wang, who sells sugar gourds, Xiaohong.
's sister.
"Xiaocui?" Boss Fang was stunned: "Good guy, I haven't seen it yet!" Xiao Liuzi suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Fat brother, don't just talk about me, what about you?" Haha! Xiaohong Xiaohong, and what about the little fat head? Which one is it? Boss Fang was stunned again, and was confused for a while. The big fat head scratched the big head, ho ho straight music: "Xiaohong is the proprietress here, the little fat head, hehe, he is the son of the big fat head!"
"Wow!" Boss Fang opened his mouth wide, and his eyes glared at the boss: "You guy, you have a son?" The little sixth son was overjoyed, and the big fat head was triumphant: "Wang Xiaoliu, drink! It's done!" Boss Fang was completely stunned this time: "Little Liuzi, didn't you say that your surname is Li?" The little sixth son stuck out his tongue, and his face turned even redder: "Boss, uh, I am surnamed Li, and my surname is Wang, uh, uh-"
The little sixth son's surname is Li, and his surname is Li, and when the little sixth son was five or six years old, his parents died and he was living on the streets, and he still remembered it at that time. But Xiao Liuzi wants to be a son-in-law, and he is already about to change his surname to Wang. The big fat man was still laughing, and Wang Xiaoliu was shy again: "Fat brother, fat brother, let's talk about it, you can get it then-" The big fat head laughed and slapped his chest: "Fat brother is rich, rest assured!
The fat brother has money, and so does Brother Fang, and Boss Fang suddenly remembered: "Yes! Little Liuzi, I'm hereβ"
"Slow! Slow!" Xiao Liuzi shouted: "Xiao Liu, I am still young, I am not in a hurry to marry a daughter-in-law, boss, what about you?"
When Boss Fang heard this, he stopped talking at that time.
This is an eternal pain in Daoist Fang's heart, and he can't just mention it.
The two of them observed the words and looks, and also knew that this person must be beating a bachelor now, so Xiao Liuzi comforted: "Boss, boss, it's me who is too talkative, you should all fart!" So the big fat head comforted: "A good man is determined to be in all directions, and he is not in a hurry to start a family, not in a hurry!" Fang Yin didn't speak, and he had nothing to say. The atmosphere was a little awkward, so Xiao Liuzi hurriedly shouted: "The boss eats food, drinks and drinks!" So the big fat head hurriedly shouted: "That's right, that's right! I said, the wound on your face is-"
"Don't worry, get down to business. Fang Yin smiled and said, "Little Liuzi, you should take the gold and silver, marry Xiaocui, and live a good life." Xiao Liuzi waved his hand again and again, and shook his head resolutely: "Boss, I don't want it! You still keep it for yourself, well, that's it!" Fang Yin sighed, and was happy for a while: "I couldn't ask for it at that time, and no one wants to send it now, so why bring it back, hey!"
It was the gold and silver in the baggage, Boss Fang had brought it back from thousands of miles, and he was going to give a share to these brothers, who knows, hey! A sigh, sighing is the lost, and there are even brothers who can never be found. Thinking of the two little brothers who died of illness, Boss Fang's eyes turned red, and there were tears in his eyes in an instant, and he wanted to drip! In the backyard, in the hut, Xiao Liuzi had already seen the gold and silver, and at this time, Xiao Liuzi also knew his thoughts, and he also shed tears at the moment: "Boss-"
And they wept again, as if it were morning.
The atmosphere at this time was oppressive and heavy.
The fat head also knows, the fat head knows, and the fat head also accompanies the tears.
It's about money, but the big fat head doesn't know that the little flower of the year is really making a fortune now, and when it comes to two hundred taels, he is also surprised: "Gold? Yes, two hundred taels!" "Two hundred taels of gold!"
Two hundred taels of gold can buy this restaurant.
Xiao Liuzi can earn two taels of silver a month, which is enough for him to earn for a lifetime.
In the end, the gold and silver still belonged to the little six sons.
Boss Fang said that this money is enough to buy back Xiao Liuzi's surname.
The big fat man said, enough is enough.
On that day, Li Xiaoliu was drunk.
Until dusk, Li Xiaoliu woke up halfway and found that a boss and a boss were still drinking.
In the evening, Li Xiaoliu limped and helped Boss Fang, who was like a dead dog, and the big fat head like a dead pig to return to the backyard.
So the three of them drank again.
It was a courtyard in the city of Jiangzhou where the ghosts cried wolves and the donkeys barked, and there was a lot of noise for a long time.
It's been noisy, noisy!