Fifty-six Three Religions and Nine Streams Blind Date
On the eighth day, the festival reached its climax.
On this day, at noon, Emperor Longjing, after the marriage, Yuan Hou, Yuan De, Yuan Zhi, Yuan Jian, Yuan Yong, Yuan Pei, Yuan Hong, Yuan Rang eight kings, the four dignified and beautiful princesses, and the two princesses of Xianzhen Shude, Luan drove the Lu book, guarded the honor guard, and went to the human hall.
He wears only regular clothes, not crowns, is kind and friendly, everyone is average, and what he says is to have fun with the people.
It's an attitude.
Said full support!
Therefore, the number of participants in this day's blind date activity is 10,000 people, including Her Royal Highness, the two princesses of Xianzhen Shude-
The relatives of the emperor and the country, always have to take special care of some, everyone has no opinion, and they are all very happy!
Of course, the father-in-law of the three flowers also followed, and promulgated a holy edict: no matter the family background, regardless of the high and low, as long as the princess is in the picture, it is the emperor's son-in-law! That is to say, the carp can jump the dragon gate, and the grass chicken can become a phoenix, as long as you are a person, a man, whether you are rich and handsome, or short and poor, whether genius or stupid, whether hero or bear, whether male god or dick, as long as you take a fancy to the two princesses, you will immediately be a court horse, and you will never break your word!
That's it!
If you look at it like this, the two princesses of the Longjing Dynasty really can't get married.
Of course, this is not the case, once the sea was difficult to water, except that Wushan is not a cloud, no matter what, the two princesses of Xianzhen Shude have experienced Murong Gongzi and Fang Xiaohouye, the two best male gods, their vision is very high, and they will definitely not lower the conditions-
So I obediently stood in the queue of beauties, and while selecting others, I let others choose.
Because before that. And one more news.
It is Murong Gongzi. Murong Gongzi is also coming on a blind date. Find the object.
The message is absolutely reliable.
All believe.
Because on that day, among the one thousand and two single women, there was a woman in white.
Veil that beauty.
Cold and delicate, a curtain of dreams, Fang and Zeqi are mixed, and Qiang Fanghua is from the middle.
Yes, if it weren't for him, she wouldn't have come. Everyone knows that Miss Fanghua is deeply in love with Murong Gongzi.
The message is fake.
Because the news was fabricated by Mr. Yu out of thin air, in order to make the fake come true.
Let's see.
The sensation was a sensation, and the climax was also a climax, but the number of pairs on the eighth day fell to the bottom again and cleared in one fell swoop.
Including virtuous and virtuous women, all single women. are waiting for Murong Gongzi to give up the choice. Single-mindedly obsessed, not seeking eternity, as long as you have it, even if you look at him, it's worth it-
There is only one superlative, there is only one male god, and there has never been one.
On that day, it was useless to show off his might and show off his might, it was useless to show off his strength, it was useless to try his best, and it was useless to toss it, that is, he took turns to go in and turn around, changed a few formations, posed a few poses, and looked full once, and ended up with empty joy. People can't be compared, it's just a news that everything has turned into floating clouds, Murong Gongzi is so popular, this dissatisfaction is really not good. Just because it is about dreams, for the sake of dreams, people, especially women, will miss countless precious opportunities in front of them one by one, even if they know it, they are average, and they have no regrets.
But!
And one more, the best goddess!
This thing is incomprehensible, it is simply incomprehensible, how can it be?
If it goes on like this, won't it be yellow?
Outrageous!
On the same day, in the evening, Sister Peony went to Duyu Tower for the second time, and found Murong Gongzi from Murong Gongzi's special room-
After insulting him in a thousand ways and teaching him a thousand times, I had a serious conversation with him!
The main content is as follows!
You!
Yu Murong!
How can this be!
No matter how shameless you are, there must be a limit!
Pervert! Big pervert! Hooligans! Stinky rascals! Shameless! Shameless! Who hasn't seen it, phew! Who wants to bathe with you again!
You might as well be a bad man......
Shut your foul mouth!
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I said what I should say, and I did what I should do, anyway, I did my best, and I didn't bother to talk to you!
Ask Mao!
Look at it yourself!
Oh my God, my God, you're angry!
Let's go!
Day 9.
The news was confirmed, and it was indeed true, and Murong Gongzi was going to participate in the blind date.
It's just that after his good friend, that is, the little marquis of the Fang family, comes back, the two of them will participate together.
It should be said that it is the best friend.
The ninth and tenth days, that is, three days in a row, were all special sessions for soldiers.
This is understandable and acceptable, it's not easy to be a soldier, how can it be said by Sister Peony -
On the ninth day it became a three-couple.
On the tenth day it became five pairs.
On the eleventh day, 10,000 Longjing soldiers took the initiative to give way, and they all stood at the door, and no one entered.
On the eleventh day, there were eighty pairs.
There are many opportunities, but don't miss them, no matter how beautiful the dream is, it's just a dream, and everyone knows it-
Miss Fanghua, never came again.
Girl Mercy, never again.
The people actively participated, the court helped each other, and then the situation was gratifying, and there was an unexpected joy -
On the thirteenth day, the man, the royal relatives and relatives were special.
On the fourteenth day, women, ordinary people.
On the fifteenth day, widowers were held.
On the sixteenth day, the three teachings and nine streams were held.
There are all kinds of jokes, and there are thousands of noisy noises in between, so it is needless to say, but this three-religion and nine-stream special show must be focused on -
On the fifteenth day, a total of 79 young Taoist priests, as well as a group of women and children's families, came to the capital under the leadership of Elder Jiang Chengcheng.
Of course, among them is Niu Dazhi, Niu Taoist.
Not a coincidence.
Elder Jiang and a Taoist priest came to find Daoist Fang, for the sake of the Qingming season, the matter of the Qing Dynasty.
A cadre of people waited for a special trip to pass the word, which was to convey Mu Zhangjiao's words, that is, to tell him that he didn't have to go back, and he didn't have to worry about it, and everything had his own arrangements.
Of course, Fang Yin was not there.
Needless to say, when I came to the capital, anyone who inquired on the street knew that Fang Dadu was on a business trip.
But there is a very lively place, and I can see it from afar, it is a loud and noisy tower, and there is a human-shaped torch at the highest point-
What's the situation?
If you don't understand, you have to ask, so someone asks, what is the situation over there?
Passers-by replied: Blind date!
What is a blind date? I still don't understand, so I ask again, who is that person?
Passers-by replied: That's Niu Peony, Sister Peony!
So, everyone in Shangqing also asked, Niu Peony, who is Niu Peony?
Therefore, at that time, the head of the Shangqing Dynasty and the families of women and children, including Elder Jiang Chengcheng, were once onlookers, and they were all regarded as extra-large idiots, and they were seriously despised by everyone!
And in reply, Sister Peony doesn't know, you are all from Saturn!
Sister?
At that time, the Niu Taoist priest was stupid and said, "Sister?"
Brother!
Later, under the guidance of Sister Peony's assistant, that is, Xiao Yanyan, Niu Dasheng finally saw his elder sister: "Brother!"
There are also the second sister, the eldest sister, and the old lady, the father, the eldest brother-in-law, the second brother-in-law, the seven aunts and eight aunts, Chen Buping, Niu Niuniu and others.
In other words, on this day, all the people from the Yizhou Niu family have arrived.
This is called a person who has attained the Tao of the chicken and dog to ascend to heaven, Niu Peony, the three girls are too promising, and all the people in the old Niu family are ready to follow her in the future, that is, the family will move to the capital-
Of course, there is also a third brother-in-law: a monk without Zen.
Day 16.
Three Sects and Nine Streams Special Session, Niu Dazhi and other seventy-nine Taoist priests entered the door of the human hall together-
Don't forget to bet, there is also a mercy, the eldest sister of Peony has praised the girl as a flower, and the seventy-nine people were moved at that time-
Niu Taoist, you have to come on!
By the way, I forgot to say that at that time, Sister Peony insulted her in a thousand ways, and after teaching her a lesson thousands of times, when she had a serious conversation with Murong Gongzi, Murong Gongzi was bare-assed......
That's a red stripe, frank and slutty, how lascivious and lewd it is, and he is shy and happy, and he says, saying that the beauty ~~
Why don't you too, strip naked?
Let's talk while washing? (To be continued......)