5. Open the door
The sun is shining brightly, and the spring is bright.
The game begins.
Why bother talking nonsense, if you want to fight, you will fight, the incompetent immortal will slowly take the stage, and he will be a master ~~
The audience gave a standing ovation and millions of people cheered: "Incompetent, incompetent, incompetent~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"
Many girls were screaming, obviously out of control: "Handsome guy, handsome guy, handsome guy, pig brother, fart brother!"
There are always some, discordant voices, but those are not important, when, the incompetent immortal will stand on the high altar, in the midst of the flood of people in all directions, once again with the little eyes of wisdom, accurately find the beloved little piggy -
Yes, she's here, she's laughing.
The water-green dress and long black hair are like a little white flower in the wind.
That's enough.
At that moment, the incompetence was like stopping water, calm, pleasant and satisfied, and the incompetence reciprocated with a smile and waved his hand gently~~
Meaning, don't worry, don't worry about me!
Then, with a long breath: "Whew~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Turn around!
Halt!
Eye!Note!Okama!Hon!by!two!
is different from the incompetent Daxian, Okamoto Yuji snorted, almost climbed up, and then he was so tired that he couldn't do it, and he half-squatted in front of the incompetent Daxian and gasped!
The eyes are blank and the expression is demented.
Speaking, in Toei, Yuji Okamoto is also a very famous and basically household name.
The so-called body strength is not lost. Yuji Okamoto is a strong man. He is also a sumo wrestler at the Yokozuna level. Weighing six hundred and eighty pounds!
What a big pile of meat!
Okamoto combed his hair in a bun, Okamoto was wrapped around his waist by two waists, almost naked snow-white dazzling body, and he came on stage with two huge ass balls: "Tong! Tong!"
Yuji Okamoto rested enough, kicked and stomped his feet, clapped his hands, and began to prepare for the activity: "Bang pa!
The waves of flesh are trembling, and the waves of flesh are like tides. The mouth is dry at one time, and everyone is frightened, Yuji Okamoto is really too fat, which is equivalent to, equivalent to, the incompetent Daisen magnified three times!
With the height of one meter six of the incompetent immortals, his weight is only one hundred and eighty pounds, and Okamoto's height is only two meters by the eyes of the two eyes.
Barefoot, of course.
This stage is too big for Yuji Okamoto!
Therefore. Yuji Okamoto finished his activity and nodded. Signaling to the trumpet, it should be said that the mini sumo wrestler went up first: "Hey!"
Impotence.
Eye!Note!Okama!Hon!by!two!
This is the legendary eye killing method, of course, Okamoto Yuji This is a long-lost secret technique, Okamoto Yuji doesn't know where to offend him, I saw a little chubby, dressed in flowers, sparse hair on the top of his head, seems to be extremely calm, not afraid at all -
The two of them were at a stalemate.
Everyone didn't know what was going on, and the nerves that were already tense had to relax again: "Boom! boom, buzz, buzz~~"
As the saying goes, insiders look at the doorway, and laymen look at the liveliness, in fact, there is a doorway here.
Or rather, exquisite.
The emphasis is that although the two contestants are said to be very fat and the other is super fat, the fat does not grow into the brain, so they are more refined.
Yes, it's in, wit!
Big fat, big power!
Chubby, small, flexible!
Yuji Okamoto will not take the initiative, otherwise, he will fall into the trap of a miniature sumo wrestler, exhaust his strength, and have to admit defeat.
The solution: wait for him to come, grab him, throw him down, and win.
And, for the incompetent immortals, demeanor, temperament, and connotation are also a matter of face, which is more important than anything else: "Three!"
Three, it's three fingers, bright!
Just like this, there are points between China and foreign countries, there are differences between the host and the guest, and the incompetent immortal wants him to make three moves.
So that it is defeated, oral, and there is nothing to say.
The two of them were at a stalemate for a while.
At this time, basically everyone couldn't help it, and some people who had no grace, no temperament, and connotation began to scold, saying that you two are the same, hurry up! Time is limited, it's not better than getting out, this is just a blind delay in effort!
All right!
Since this is the case, the incompetent immortal had no choice but to reluctantly teach Yuji Okamoto a lesson: "You!"
That is, he stretched out an index finger and pointed at Yuji Okamoto: "Come here!"
And, hooked twice in a row: "Hit me!"
You see, the master's demeanor has always been like this, and now Yuji Okamoto understands: "Yo Xi!"
This is a provocation, an act that amounts to suicide, and Okamoto stomps his feet with his legs crossed: "Tong! Tong! Tong!"
That is, crooked, obliquely, horizontally and it passes!
It finally began, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, so they widened their eyes and held their breath again.
To explain, when you come in to watch, you have to buy a ticket.
The cheapest one is also ten taels.
Gold.
The people of the Longjing Dynasty all have money, ten taels of gold, half a cow's money, and it is nothing.
Of course, only the last seat, the ninety-ninth grandstand.
Everything is inseparable from money, and the business will be read later, just say the same, this odds, ten to one.
The powerful strength of incompetence, which is recognized by people, in fact, even if it is ten to one, not many people buy Yuji Okamoto, and the eyes of the masses are always bright: "Smack!"
After all, it was Yuji Okamoto who shot first, and he just pushed it: "Smack!"
This is temptation.
As a result, impotence is like an old tree taking root!
"Smack!" This is the second one, and Yuji Okamoto pushes it through both hands at the same time, pushing it to his impotent shoulders: "Smack!"
At the same time, he was incompetent, and he sank his waist and Zama: "Ha!"
Motionless!
Only these two times, Yuji Okamoto also saw that this miniature small sumo wrestling is absolutely difficult to deal with: "Yo Sai!"
One push couldn't move, both hands grabbed the shoulder, Yuji Okamoto struggled for a round: "Hey!"
Don't you know? Incompetent feet. It's like being welded to the ground of stone. I can't push it, and I can't catch it: "Wow-"
The audience was in an uproar and stood up one after another, applauding warmly and proudly: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Applause!
Just like that, being big doesn't mean being strong: "Incompetent! incompetent! incompetent!"
As the saying goes, the connoisseur makes a move. I know if there is, in fact, at this time, Yuji Okamoto should admit defeat.
But Yuji Okamoto doesn't know anything about it, he doesn't have long eyes at all, and he is still stubbornly trying to pull the incompetent immortal, like a grasshopper shaking a tree!
Yes, Yuji Okamoto can't understand, why can he lift a thousand-pound tripod, but he can't shake this one hundred and eighty pounds damn chubby?
This is exquisite, and he doesn't understand it. The truth is as simple as it gets.
People are people, and tripods are tripods.
The incompetent Great Immortal has internal strength. The skill is amazing, the magic skill protects the body, and the practice is the child's skill: "Open!"
The three moves have been conceded, and Yuji Okamoto can only die in a daze, because the incompetent Daxian no longer has the patience to give him a reasonable explanation, and at the moment his tongue blooms with spring thunder, he only shakes his arms, breaks free in an instant, and punches out: "Wave!"
It was a straight punch, and it hit it just above Yuji Okamoto's lower abdomen!
It's heavy!
Everyone heard the voice: "Wave!"
After that, the incompetent Daxian withdrew his fist, sighed, shook his head and walked away, and said, "One!"
Yes, the incompetent immortal is counting the seconds: "Two!"
No one doubted the strength of this punch, and there was no doubt that Yuji Okamoto must have suffered extremely serious internal injuries at this time: "Three!"
When he couldn't count to three, Yuji Okamoto spat blood, and fell to the sky: "Boom!"
But.
He didn't fall to the ground, vomiting blood, cheering, and screaming: "Huh?"
Impotence said, "Why?"
......
Incompetence turned back.
found that the big and small eyes stared at the small eyes, and the big fat stared at the little fat, and Yuji Okamoto was also stunned!
Eye!Note!None!Can!Big!Immortal!
At that moment, the eyes intertwined like lightning, and a large blank space appeared in the minds of the two of them at the same time.
Yuji Okamoto thought: What just happened?
What the incompetent immortal thought was: Could it be that my fist didn't hit him in the stomach?
Wrong!
is still an incompetent immortal, the first to react, this is called a wise man's thousand worries must be a mistake, and the incompetent immortal only ignores one point, that is, Okamoto Yuji's ability to resist attacks.
After all, that body of meat is not white, it is fat, and the combined effect of fat and oil, like water, cancels out eighty percent of the fist strength of the incompetent Daxian~~
I see!
But it doesn't matter, just now, the incompetent immortal only used twenty percent of his strength: "Wave, wave, wave!"
Taking advantage of the fact that Yuji Okamoto hadn't reacted yet, the incompetent Daxian made a wrong step, grabbed it, attacked, and swung out three fierce right straight punches in a row: "Wow~~Wow~~~~~~~"
This time, the incompetent immortal moved the real character, and the effect was different: "Bang la la ~~"
The flesh waves are undulating and surging, and it is completely like a stone stirring up a thousand waves!
It must be calm.
The incompetent Daxian frowned~~
It's like, a fist hit a ball of cotton, a hydration bag to be exact, that's, boom!
It's like water in your head.
What can I do?
At the same time, Yuji Okamoto finally understood that the incompetent Daisen was beating him in the stomach: "Hehe~~"
Yuji Okamoto smiled.
Yes, Yuji Okamoto can't help Yuji Okamoto, and incompetence can't help Yuji Okamoto, so this one is a draw.
Wrong again!
Just when everyone thought it was a draw, beat their chests, expressed regret, and were extremely disappointed, the incompetent Daxian spoke. At that time, the incompetent Daxian was a little excited, so he said more, that is, pointing at Yuji Okamoto, the words were intensive, and he reprimanded sharply, and sighed, heartbroken, because it was too far away Basically everyone couldn't hear clearly, only vaguely heard a few key words: This look!
Of course, the incompetent immortal is persuading him to surrender.
Even at this point, the incompetent immortal is still persuading him to surrender, which is already the end of benevolence and righteousness.
Yes, peace is precious, whether he is killed or injured or disabled, it is not very good, and the incompetent Daxian does not want to hurt people.
It's a pity that Yuji Okamoto doesn't understand.
Yuji Okamoto not only didn't understand, but he was also laughing, completely looking like no one in his eyes, not knowing whether he was alive or dead!
That's it!
The incompetent immortal smiled bitterly, and said, "Amitabha-"
When the incompetent immortal recites the Buddha's name, it is when the golden-bodied Arhat transforms: "Click!"
Only one leg was swept out, swept on the calf bone of Yuji Okamoto: "Click!"
More than a million people at the scene clearly heard the crisp and piercing, creepy voice: "One!"
The incompetent immortal read the seconds again: "Two!"
Between the lightning and flint, everything happened so fast that Yuji Okamoto didn't have time to react at all, and he didn't even have time to feel the pain, he just looked down: "Three!"
"Boom!" Yuji Okamoto roared to the sky, and fell down with a bang: "Wow-"
"Don't look at it. At this time, he turned around, took his hand, shook his head, sighed, and said lightly: "It's broken." ”
With just this leg, incompetence can sweep a tree away.
Chance, only once, incompetence has already persuaded him, alas, alas!
It is the boundless sea of bitterness, and the shore is the back!
Cheer! Scream! Now I believe that all people can see it, in fact, with the ability of the incompetent immortal, it can be completely killed!
It's useless to scream, it's useless to regret, if you want to blame, you can only blame Yuji Okamoto's life It's really bad-
Weak.
When it comes to being strong, the gap is always so obvious: "Incompetence! incompetence! incompetence!
At that time, Yuji Okamoto was dragged off the stage by someone on the door panel, and the scene was full of tsunami, and when he was very glorious, he looked at that place from the depths of his power.
That's where she is.
is smiling like a flower.
The incompetence was boiling, the incompetence was full of pride, and the incompetence roared and raised the iron fist in a posture of fighting the heavens and the earth: "Next!"
Yes, Yuji Okamoto's opponent is too weak.
Advancing to the top 16 is not an incompetent goal, please believe that this time the incompetent immortal is a god blocking and killing the god and the Buddha: "Next! one!" (to be continued......)