Chapter 807: The so-called divorce

Hearing the title, Luo Feng had a headache and said: "I have already torn up the marriage letter, and the person who originally agreed on the marriage letter was not me." ”

"The incarnation can't represent the body, who will believe this kind of words?" Sikong Xuan brought a playful smile, and did not forget to cover it with a feather fan, "It doesn't matter if your share is torn, I still have one in my hand, in black and white, with handwriting and handprints, no one will doubt it when they see it." ”

Luo Feng hurriedly said: "My generation of monks, don't talk about vulgar etiquette, the mortal world, why care? ”

"Eh, immortals are people, Buddhas are people, monks are also people, how can we jump out of ethics, since the opening of heaven and earth, everything is divided into yin and yang, male yang, female yin, yin and yang blend, Fang is the right way. There is a way that the eldest brother is like a father, how can the words of the matchmaker be disobeyed at will?" Sikong Xuan looked vigorous and righteous, as if the tone of everyone in science was upholding the norm, and at the same time took out a marriage letter, "Look, the white paper and black letters, the signature on it is your handwriting, it can't be wrong." ”

The one signed on it is not "Luo San", but "Luo Feng", as for the handwriting, of course, it is exactly the same, after all, the incarnation inherits the memory of the body, including daily habits, even the original breath is the same, and anyone who uses magic to detect it will come to the conclusion that this is the authentic handwriting signed by me.

Luo Feng pretended to be confirmed, but his eyes swept away, his gaze was like a torch, and the marriage letter instantly dispersed into particles and dissipated invisible, so he sighed and said: "The marriage book self-destructs, it seems that God is destined to have no fate." ”

"I didn't expect my brother-in-law's attitude to be so positive, the regret is beyond words, I don't think it will be fake, so, I have good news to tell you," Sikong Xuan covered his evil smile with a feather fan, and with a flip of his palm, five or six marriage books that were exactly the same as Fang Cai appeared," In order to prevent theft by someone with intentions, I deliberately printed 103,000 marriage books and stored them in the marriage book library, only to self-destruct was just one of the counterfeits, the real copy was still hidden inside, and in order to ensure that no one was discovered, it was deliberately arranged in a disorderly order, even if I couldn't distinguish which one was true and which was false. ”

Tu Bailing couldn't help but say, "What the hell is the marriage book library!"

Sikong Xuan snorted and said with a smile: "It's good to say, in recent years, there have been more and more incidents of divorce, and it may be affected by a certain will in the dark. A caring person deliberately collected these marriage books that were pushed away as a collection, and never thought that over time, there would be a scale of a library. ”

Tu Bailing, who had less experience, seemed to believe it and said in surprise: "There are such novelties in the world, and if you are divorced, you can have an adventure, but isn't it a shame to be divorced?"

Imagine a useless person who is despised by his in-laws and despised by his servants suddenly has an adventure, obtains an outstanding talent, and rises to the top, which in turn makes his in-laws unable to climb high, and then everyone will despise the in-laws who have withdrawn from the marriage, saying that they look down on people with dog's eyes and have no vision to know people. The plot of such a poor boy's counterattack is a popular story that everyone likes to see. Sikong Xuan also had an expression that was not too big to see the excitement.

Tu Bailing still didn't believe it: "The story of divorce is just such a routine, what's interesting about it? ”

"Eh, the divorce also has to be skillful, there are clear retreats and dark retreats, positive retreats and reverse retreats, fast retreats and slow retreats, the marriage contract person personally opens his mouth to withdraw from the marriage, and the elders forcibly dismantle the mandarin duck spectrum. Different circumstances, different environments, different backgrounds, and different ways to withdraw from marriage cannot be generalized. ”

This time, it was not Sikong Xuan who answered, but Tongtian Ancient Book, and he seemed to be particularly interested in this kind of anecdote, and he talked endlessly at the moment.

"In recent years, everyone has learned to be obedient, because they found that the party who quits the marriage first always has to be slapped in the face, and the party who is divorced can always rise, so those in-laws would rather hang and not get married, and never withdraw from the marriage, for fear that the poor boy will suddenly encounter an adventure!

So they tried their best to force each other to take the initiative to withdraw from the marriage, like they must be in the middle of the family, the elders who made the marriage contract in the past are all dead, and if there is no condition, they must create zĂ o conditions, and the attitude must be clear - although I actually don't care about the marriage contract with you at all, and even I originally planned to withdraw from the marriage, but I must let you bring it up first to insult me.

If the above conditions are not favorable enough and belong to external causes, then they must find a way to create internal causes, such as their own low talent, or they are born with no pulse and cannot cultivate, this is fatal, and the future is hopeless! Sometimes they also deliberately hide it, disguise themselves as waste, and induce the other party to withdraw from the marriage, even if they know that as long as they show their hidden potential, they may make the other party withdraw the idea of withdrawing from the marriage, and they will never reveal half a point.

Of course, if you encounter some stubborn in-laws, who would rather sacrifice a daughter than suppress the rise of the poor boy and eliminate the possibility of disgrace for the family, then you have to take more radical measures. For example, to help the object of the marriage contract to improve the cultivation, stimulate the potential, show the superior talent, and form the contrast between the phoenix and the local chicken, even if the in-laws can bear it, but the neighborhood will inevitably have gossip, like what toad wants to eat swan meat, a flower into cow dung, three people become tigers, people are terrible, no matter how calm the heart is like water, you have to give birth to the idea of quitting the marriage, and you can't wronged your daughter.

If you can still endure this, and your in-laws are bent on being a turtle with a shrunken head, then they can only resort to the last trick -- take the initiative to dig out a third party! Let a cultivator with outstanding talent, extremely high status, and powerful forces behind him take a fancy to his marriage contract and take the initiative to propose marriage to dig the foot of the wall. And as long as you agree, the poor boy will be able to rise immediately, get the magic of adventure, and will be able to reach the peak of life in a few days, and by the way, you can also give you a hat that dislikes the poor and loves the rich, the dog looks down on people, and bullies the poor of the young man, anyway, you deserve to be unlucky in the future. ”

The "divorce theory" of Tongtian Ancient Book is said one set after another, interlocking, like a storytelling.

Tu Bailing was stunned when he heard this, and said stupidly: "It sounds like this poor boy and his divorced in-laws seem to be the same kind of people, he didn't become a philistine just because he was incapable, and once he came out, he would become bad." ”

Sikong Xuan laughed twice, pretending to be mysterious: "This kind of thing is tacit, what everyone loves to hear is the story of the poor boy's counterattack, as for the poor boy becoming a rich man, and then being counterattacked by others, such a disappointing thing should not be brought to the table, not to mention that this kind of cycle is not in line with the general trend of the world, it must be divided for a long time, and it must be combined for a long time, which is humane and just." ”

"What does this have to do with humanity?" Tu Bailing felt that he was going to be fooled and lame.

Luo Feng interrupted her thoughts: "How can there be so many divorces in the world, just listen to it as a joke, anyway, even if it happens, it has nothing to do with us." ”

Sikong Xuan snorted: "You don't have to study the trivial things in detail, don't wait here for a long time, otherwise people will say that my Yingxian Sect doesn't understand hospitality, please follow me in." As he spoke, he made a gesture of please.

Luo Feng and the others were about to follow him inside, when a sharp sword light suddenly appeared outside the sky, penetrating straight in.

Several disciples of the Yingxian Sect did not expect that in this grand festival, there would be bold people who dared to come to the door to cause trouble, and they couldn't react for a while, and when they came out to block them, they were one step slower and were avoided by the sword light.

Fortunately, although the person who came was not good, he did not do anything out of the ordinary, and saw the sword light fall in front of Luo Feng, turning into a man's figure.

He stared at Luo Feng, with an aura of not being angry and arrogant between his eyebrows, and said unruly: "You are Luo Feng, you can become a celestial man at a young age, no wonder Su Bailu's woman looks like you, and she does not hesitate to break off the marriage contract with me." Hmph, wait, I'm not as good as you now, but soon I'll catch up with and surpass you!"