Chapter 22: Let's start with a box of monkeys
Seeing that Mo Ming was interested, the shopkeeper explained:
"Have you ever heard of the legend of 'Chinese New Year's Eve'? Back then, mortals used the 'Nian' to remove 'Eve' with the help of 'Nian'. ”
Hearing this, Mo Ming was stunned at the time:
"Damn, I don't read much, don't lie to me, didn't mortals scare away Xi with firecrackers back then? When did you become a monkey?"
"Whips, firecrackers, is that so? Isn't it? No way, I read a lot, I won't lie to you! I did this back then, I must know better than you!"
Shop Xiaoer's words can scare Mo Ming, "Chinese New Year's Eve" is also a matter of ancient times, you said you did it? So what kind of character do you have to be?
Just when Mo Ming was guessing the identity of the store owner, another message popped up in the chat box:
"Dear, I'm the Nian Beast!"
As soon as these words came out, Mo Ming was almost scared and fell out of bed!
I, I'm damned, the owner of this shop is "year"?
This is a veritable ancient beast, remembering that he still looked like he was ignorant before, Mo Ming was afraid for a while:
"You, hello, I'm Mo Ming, I want to ask, how can this Sky Monkey be used for self-defense?"
"You just set it on fire and stuff it in the crotch of the other person's pants!"
“......”
Damn, is this really an ancient beast? Why is it so obscene?
How can Lao Tzu say that he is also a dignified heavenly immortal soldier, who has lived for nearly 40 million years, how can he do such a trivial thing?
But then again, this thing looks so powerful, as if it's obscene, it's not impossible.
Of course, what Mo Ming values most is that this thing can be matched with his moves, such as "monkey stealing peach", "one pillar optimus" or something.
This is a bit interesting, maybe he can make another "enhanced version of Optimus", or "One Pillar Optimus 2.0 version" or something......
"Then, then I'll give me a box of Sky Monkeys first, and try the power!"
"Okay! Welcome to place an order and ship it immediately!"
......
Exiting the conversation box, Mo Ming immediately placed an order, 2,500 yuan a box, and he did not hesitate.
Soon, there was a knock at the door......
This is a flat box, no more than four or five centimeters thick, the standard "up and down", after dismantling, there are five "Monkeys" neatly placed inside!
There is also a manual pressed under the box:
Dear, when using this product, please be sure to choose an unmanned open area, when using, just use the fire to light the tail fuse of the rocket body.
PS: This product is a dangerous good, if it is not necessary, do not use it on people, otherwise you will bear the consequences.
"At your own risk, so serious?"
Mo Ming's heart jumped, after all, the Nian Beast is a legendary beast, it has existed for a long time, and the things it sells are definitely not mortal, even if it is just a seemingly inconspicuous small gift flower, it must have extraordinary power.
Carefully reseal the box, don't blow yourself up if you don't get it right, it will be embarrassing.
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Early the next morning, Mo Ming yawned and walked into the main house where his parents lived.
"Hey, it's the sun coming out in the west today?" Daddy Mo Ming deliberately stuck out his head and looked outside.
Seriously, sometimes, Mo Ming will think that his father may have drunk too much water in the Ganges River and his brain is not very normal, otherwise, a person in his thirties and forties, who would be like a child all day long, whimsical!
The sun is coming out in the west, why don't you say that the sun is hitting the north and coming out in the south?
At this time, Mo Ming's father and his mother were already sitting at the dining table ready to eat, originally, they were waiting for Yan Tingcheng to come out to eat, but they didn't expect Yan Tingcheng to come, but they waited for Mo Ming.
This is too abnormal, you know, usually Mo Mingke sleeps until noon and wakes up naturally, gets up and eats lunch directly.
"Mo Ming, what about your sister, why haven't you come yet? You shouldn't have made your sister angry?" Mo Ming's father asked, Mo Ming didn't make Yan Chengcheng angry once or twice, sometimes Yan Tingcheng would lose his appetite if he was unhappy.
It's just that what makes him a little unintelligible is that in the past, Mo Ming would be beaten badly when he made Yan Chengcheng angry, how could it seem that there was nothing at all this time?
"Who, who her off?"
Mo Ming glanced at his father dissatisfied, what is wrong with this, why do you rely on him whenever something is wrong, he will immediately become the backstabber of the Yan family!
"She said that she was going to the Three Thousand Devil Peak for training in the next two days, could she have already left? I'll brush my teeth, and I'll be here in a while!" Mo Ming yawned and went straight into the house.
"Brushing your teeth?"
Mo Ming's father showed a thoughtful look, and then looked at Yan Ningxue beside him:
"Do you feel that Mo Ming has changed a little? In the past, he was with us, and he always felt a little unable to let go, but just now it was very natural. ”
Don't look at Mo Ming's father's usual sense of existence is very low, but he can feel the slightest change in his son and daughter.
"Well, I also feel this way, he used to be a little afraid of falling into the city, and he would deliberately hide when he saw it, but yesterday he was able to call his sister so naturally, and he took the initiative to help her out of the siege, just like a brother and sister. ”
Yan Ningxue nodded and said.
"This change came too suddenly......"
Mo Ming's father fell into deep thought, although the relationship between his son and daughter was what they had always expected, but this expectation was inevitably realized too suddenly, and they couldn't accept it for a while.
"I'll try him with yesterday evening's events later, and you can see how I look!"
Yan Ningxue nodded a little contradictory.
After a while, Mo Ming finished washing up and came over: "Daddy and Mom, I'm going to eat, you are free, you are welcome!"
After speaking, he began to feast, there was not much food in the morning, but all of them were extremely delicious, what crystal shrimp dumplings, Bazhen poached eggs, five grains of almond tea......
Of course, the so-called "best delicacy" is for the inexplicable sling, in comparison, what he used to eat in Heavenly Court was simply pig food!
Nima, sure enough, no matter where you go, it is the best to be rich!
Mo Ming sometimes thinks that this mortal world is actually not bad, at least he has food and drink, and the key is that he doesn't have to go to work to earn money.
Yan Ningxue was almost stunned when she sat next to her, how long has it been since Nima eaten, and she escaped from the wilderness, right?
"You slow down, no one will rob you. ”
After speaking, she also pushed her breakfast in front of Mo Ming, as if she was afraid that this stupid boy would not be able to eat.
"Got it, I got it, woo woo woo ......"
Mo Ming replied vaguely, and his hand speed did not change at all.
Yan Ningxue looked at Mo Ming's father, and secretly made a look, after his father received the look, he coughed dryly twice, and asked lightly:
"I heard that you beat up a few thugs from the family last night, and one of them was a Blood Moving Realm Four Heavens, is this true?"
"Well, it seems so, but as for whether he is the fourth heaven, I don't know!"
Mo Ming's father didn't say it, Mo Ming didn't know that one of the little gangsters yesterday was the fourth heaven, but the feeling of the fight seemed to be no different from the third heaven.
"How did you defeat a thug who had a Blood Moving Realm Quadruple Heaven cultivator?"
When they heard Yan Shao'an say last night that Mo Ming had beaten people in the Library Pavilion, and there was also a person who moved the Four Heavens of the Blood Realm, they didn't believe it very much, and they all wanted to ask Mo Ming for questioning.
However, because of the marriage ceremony, the two of them really couldn't get out, so this morning, his father and stepmother were waiting for Mo Ming's answer with complicated feelings......
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