"Xiao Fangzi, your voice is so thick!"

"When the villain entered the palace, he was already fifteen years old, so his voice was a little rough. ”

"Xiao Fangzi, how old are you this year?"

"Just turned eighteen. ”

"Ahh

"Villain...... Not small!"

"Hey~~ Xiao Fangzi, I said it to you, as long as I say Xiao Fangzi~~Xiao Fangzi~~ is to add water, you can continue, and then-"

"What?"

"That's it, let's do it again! Xiao Fangzi, you're really a wooden head!"

“......”

"Do you understand the wooden head?"

"This, wood, the villain has never heard of it, is it made of wood, the head?"

"Stupid! stupid! wooden head, just don't open the mind, haha!"

"This, this, this, what......"

"Hey, you little eunuch, you don't know anything, I'd better teach you!

"Seven, seven, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

"Look, right, I'll teach you again, there's a saying called seven tricks, that is, a person is stupid enough to die, and he doesn't know anything, just like you!"

"Yes, yes, that's really, insightful!"

......

As he spoke, Daoist Fang poured another basin of hot water, and at the same time saw half of his face.

It is only described in four words, a small jasper.

And the little dragon girl kept her eyes closed, pouting and chattering. It is good to be a teacher. Didn't go to see him at all.

At the same time, I thought to myself: this is a fool. Fool eunuch.

Daoist Fang thought at the same time: This is an idiot, an idiot princess.

The following conversation once again verified the judgment of the two people, and they were very accurate.

"Yes, yes, high, wonderful, the little princess is erudite. The villain is so impressed that he throws himself to the ground!" This is classmate Fang, after secretly scolding the idiot countless times, and clearly pandering to flattery: "The villain has another problem, that is, if he thinks about it, he can't figure it out even if he wants to break the wooden head-"

"Asked. Teacher Long, with his eyes closed, pouted: "I don't know, I have to ask, that's right!"

"Stay for a while, the villain goes to fetch water, and the little princess has no one to guard her. This, this-" The picture is exhausted. And here it is: "What if, what if a bad guy comes and wants to murder the little princess?"

"Good, that's a good question. Teacher Long, nodded and said: "Xiao Fangzi, being able to ask such a question means that your brain has opened up a little bit, about this question, I, uh, actually I ...... too"

“......”

"Okay, I'll tell you, actually, I've thought about this a long time ago, so I've been prepared, just in case, just in case, hmph!

“......”

"Look, look, I've got a dagger, Divine Soldier!"

"Huh?"

At this moment, the small green onion-like hands, the lotus-like jade arms, one section after another floating on the water, and the snow-skinned petals contrasted with each other: "Look!"

A dagger in his hand, even a sheath.

Gold handle, silver sheath, no inlay, extremely simple.

This is the world-famous golden jade dagger, the treasure of the golden jade palace and the mountain, indestructible, nothing to control, and it appeared in front of Fang Yin's eyes: "Wow-"

"What's the matter?" The little dragon girl finally opened her eyes, and looked at the divine soldier with infinite emotion: "What, how, amazing!"

"Awesome! Awesome! It turns out that there is a divine weapon to protect him, and he is not afraid of the bad guys when they come!" "Daoist Fang, his heart is not very good, and he is even a little disappointed: "At first glance, it is very sharp! This is a sword, a fairy sword!"

"It's not a sword, it's a dagger, a dagger!" The car looked like it, and it also taught from the real thing: "The long one is the sword, the short one is the dagger, it is one inch short and one inch is dangerous, you see-"

As he spoke, the golden jade dagger was finally unsheathed.

The handle is half a foot, the blade is half a foot, and it is snow-white color, like mutton fat and jade, like old age and bright hair.

The edge is inch, like a flame.

Non-iron, non-jade, non-wood, non-stone, gold and jade daggers are not among the five elements, no one knows its material, no one knows its origin.

Brush brush, Long Jiaojiao stood in the bucket, wielded the dagger, and demonstrated: "If the bad guy comes, I will ......"

Where the water ripples, where the petals surge, the round jade arms, the delicate shoulder blades, and the lively pigeon, all present: "Blind his eyes! Cut off his tongue! Hmph, and then throw him into the well to feed the dragon!"

Daoist Fang didn't see anything: "Okay!

Daoist Fang looked at the dagger completely: "The god dagger outside the sky, it's really awesome!, that, hey the dragon, it's the god horse Dongdong again?"

"I, I raised a dragon, a dragon!" Long Jiaojiao, already sexual, still waving from the barrel over the river and the sea: "It's a big, big one, tomorrow, tomorrow I'll take you to see it, see that, huh-"

The water splashed everywhere, splashing Fang Daoist's head and face: "Dragon!"

"Boom!"

Daoist Fang felt a flower in front of him: "Wow-"

Long Jiaojiao only felt a chill on her body: "Ah――――――――"

The bucket is torn apart, the water is flowing freely, the snow skin, the jade body, the black hair, the flowers, the water droplets, the light and shadow, combine into a thrilling and fragrant picture.

Very impressed!

Time stopped.

At that moment, Daoist Fang's mood was very complicated!

And Long Jiaojiao thought of death directly!

Long Jiaojiao, this woman's pure jade body, has only been seen by two men, one is her father and the other is her husband.

Now there's a third.

Even though he was a eunuch, it didn't work, it didn't work!

Killing him, and then committing suicide, was Long Jiaojiao's only thought at that time: "Ah――――――――――――"

Turn around!

Empty!

Looking around, dazed.

It's just a dream.

Long Jiaojiao glanced down.

And then, deeply. Took a deep breath: "Come - people - ah――――――――――――――――――――"

Ryugu. Hall.

Eunuch palace maid. Come together.

It was late at night, an hour later, and the little princess was dressed and tried here.

Presiding Judge, laughing Maitreya.

This is a big event, bigger than the sky, and the consequences are too serious, and everyone present is extremely nervous.

Human offenders. It's a small recipe.

It's a pity that the little princess didn't see him.

Now we have to find out, and if we find out, we will kill him, and we will be executed directly, and there is no room for separation!

"Who is it?" Laughing Maitreya, with a calm face, his hands behind his back, asked one by one, "Who is Xiao Fangzi?"

Long Jiaojiao, with a calm face, sat on her dragon chair -

Not a word!

Yes, there is. Fang Yin finally saw her appearance clearly.

It's just a little woman, dressed up in flowers. A small face with pink, thin eyebrows, not very long.

Small nose, not very strong.

The delicate eyes are not big.

Wearing a string of beads and two buns.

The bulging cheeks and the pouting mouth are very angry, tender and delicious.

I don't know why, this is the second time, Fang Yin will feel hungry when she sees her, and at the same time think of countless delicacies, such as peaches, plums, apricots, grapes, cherries, apples, steamed buns, rice, flower rolls, eggs, tofu, buns, dumplings, roast suckling pig, little fat sheep and so on.

Long Jiaojiao was also very hungry and angry, and the most infuriating thing was that the dog slave was hiding in the crowd and didn't come out!

The newcomers, fifty eunuchs, all arrived.

Laughing Maitreya, Long Jiaojiao called him Wang Baye, and he was still slowly asking one by one, looking for them one by one: "Who is Xiao Fangzi? Who is Xiao Fangzi?"

If it's useless, stupid to death!

It's a very simple thing, but it has to be complicated, although Long Jiaojiao didn't see his appearance, she remembered his voice: "Go, go, go, go, let me come!"

At this time, Wang Baye was walking in front of Daoist Fang and looked at him affectionately: "Okay, come here, see how you find him-"

"Listen to me, you, everyone—" This pointed to the fifty eunuchs, and sneered: "Everyone, tell me again, say, slave Xiaofangzi!"

Good way!

Fifty eunuchs said in unison: "Slave Xiao Fangzi!"

“......”

"No! Say it one by one, one by one!"

“......”

“......”

“......”

“......”

It was Daoist Fang's turn, and Daoist Fang said, "Slave little Fangzi!"

“......”

“......”

“......”

“......”

......

No.

Actually, it's neither!

The enemy was too cunning, and he actually knew how to change his voice, Long Jiaojiao frowned, and he was poor for a while.

There is another way.

"Ah Tang, you say!" The method is a human witness, and the human witness is A Tang: "Ah Tang, you just hit your foot, who will fetch water for you?"

"Yes, yes, the villain just accidentally hit his foot, oops, that hurts!" Ah Tang was mixed in the palace maid team, and he was worry-free for a while: "The villain's feet hurt, he can't walk, so he has no choice but to find someone to fetch water for the villain, that person is, that's it, that's it, he!"

It's just a finger, and everyone looks at one person: "No! It's not me!"

Kraft candy, shouted!

Brother Fang Yin must not be betrayed, so it is kraft candy: "It's you!

Fang Dadu is absolutely unrecognizable, and Kraft Candy doesn't have the guts: "It's not me! It's him! Just now, Ah Tang asked me to fetch water for him, but the villain has always been clumsy and knows that he is useless, so he let him-"

This refers to, Sixi Maruko: "No! It's not me!"

Sixi Maruko, and he is not a fool, so he has no choice but to pass it on: "It's not me, it's him! Just now, the villain was in a hurry, so the matter of fetching water was handed over——"

"It's not me! it's him!" This is Kung Pao Chicken, Kung Pao Chicken Ding shouted: "Just now the villain was trying to fetch water, and suddenly hit his head, and he handed over the basin to him when he was dizzy-"

Same as above.

Forty-nine eunuchs identified each other, for various reasons, for various reasons, they bit back and forth kraft candy, and kraft candy once again identified Sixi Pills-

Only Fang Yin was identified.

Fang Yin knew that it was not good.

The idiot little princess, after all, was not stupid to the house, everyone bit and bit like dogs, and then it highlighted the uniqueness of a person: "Haha! I know!"

Long Jiaojiao finally saw him: "Xiao Fangzi, it's you!" (to be continued......)