It is said that everyone is happy.

Two wine urns, a sack, two foxes, a story.

All of the above will be sent to the counties of Longjing to parade through the streets, of course, the story must be told, including the truth. If this is taken as a commandment, when countless people can live is for the benefit of the world, isn't it that the dead get their place, and the living are happy? Of course, the one who gets the biggest benefit is the incompetent Great Immortal, and the Incompetent Great Immortal picked up a father in vain. It is the prosperity of all, without any loss, the father and son walked on the street, enjoying the cheers of all the people, and both were happy.

The incompetent monk has made a great contribution, and now he goes to drink the celebratory wine, and the incompetent monk is particularly happy.

There is only one person who is not very happy, and that person is the heroine Xu Sanxian, Xian'er's sister fell in love with a person who should not be loved, but fortunately, she has not fallen too deep.

Or Fang Daoist is more reliable, Xian'er Xindao, empathy at the moment, and everyone is happy.

Of course, when it comes to joy, it has to be said that it is an incompetent immortal. Anyone has parents, including immortals who are incompetent, they are talking about biological fathers and mothers, not adoptive fathers and adoptive mothers like Nanshan Zen Buddhism, let alone godfathers and godmothers like Yan Daxia. Incompetence doesn't know, and there are not many people in the world who know it, but Yan Beige knows. Because he and Lingxiu are old friends, and because he is the master of the True Dragon Sect, knowing the secret identity and true identity of incompetence is by no means as simple as a monk. is not only a foodie, incompetent, his surname is Yuan, and he is the grandson of the emperor of the previous dynasty. The son of Yuan Hong, the prince of the East Palace at that time. It is the incomparably pure bloodline of the royal dragon race. Truly earth-shattering!

In the first year of Longjing, that is, the year when the seventh prince Yuanji usurped the throne and changed the dynasty, the emperor of the previous dynasty died, or the prince of the East Palace was placed under house arrest when he died violently. Longjing hanged himself in five years, and the imperial tomb in the eastern suburbs was buried with his family. At this time, the end of the year is approaching, and it is the twenty-first year of Longjing. Incompetence will be seventeen, and the true identity of incompetence is, of course, a secret, which can be said to be a secret secret, even a big mouth like Yan Lao Er can't say it-

You can only take advantage of the verbal advantage.

Incompetence was able to survive, thanks to two people, Lingxiu is one. The real action is in the Tibetan Sea, and the True Dragon Sect Heavenly Palace Master is in the Tibetan Sea. If it weren't for the help of the True Dragon Sect, Yuan Ji wouldn't have been able to do it. But the True Dragon Sect also has to leave a way back, incompetence is a big hole card, bigger than the sky! In this way, the so-called name is justified, the former emperor has been called the emperor, and the position of the ninety-five supreme should be passed on to the prince of the East Palace, the prince is dead, and the prince is the son-in-law, and the prince is only one at this time.

At this point, the immortal body of the incompetent immortal and the spirit of the king are finally explained, which is absolutely reasonable: the incompetence is Lingxiu hidden in the herbal medicine basket and carried on the Nanshan Mountain, and the divine doctor has his own immortal grass, which is stained with a lot of immortal energy, and incompetence is an immortal! In the temple and high pavilion, the brocade clothes and jade food have their own, but the delicacies of the mountains and seas should be there, but the number of fairies and beautiful women is huge! That is innate, wealth and nobility are engraved into dreams, so incompetence to say that he is an immortal, it is not daydreaming nonsense at all, it is not at all!

It's a pity that no one believes it.

Those who know can't say it at all, and those who don't know are laughing at incompetence.

Fortunately, the incompetent Daxian himself doesn't know.

There is evidence, the jade seal of the country, the Longjing Dynasty has a jade seal but not the jade seal of the country, and the jade seal of the country is a mystery. Emperor Yuanji often felt a headache because of this, he couldn't eat day by day, couldn't sleep for half a night, was suspicious day and night, doubted everyone around him, and almost had a nervous breakdown. The jade seal of the country is a time bomb, I don't know when it will "boom!", and the imperial city will be blown up to the sky at once, but I can't find it even if I hate it all over the world-

Of course, the old emperor is also a treacherous old fox, and a person who is as stupid as a pig can't be the emperor, so he puts on a dragon robe and sits on the dragon chair, which is also a short-lived ghost, and he is not blessed at all. Everyone knows what the jade seal is, but there are few people who have the courage to steal it, and the person who Yuan Ji suspects the most is Yu Zanghai. Of course, Mr. Yu will not admit it, in fact, the old emperor Yuanji did not dare to ask at all, everyone understands the meaning of the fox and the fake tiger, the real dragon sect is the big tiger, and the old emperor is just an old fox.

The above is the secret of the court, not many people know about it, and no one dares to say it.

Yan Daxia didn't say anything.

Yan Beige knew about the events of that year, but he didn't participate, and Yan Daxia was still called Brother Dog back then, and he didn't have the right to participate.

Of course, it doesn't matter, who is the emperor and does my bird business?

The jade seal of the country is considered a hair!

Peace in the world is the most important, it is good to live and work in peace and contentment, this is Yan Daxia's ideal, and the requirements are not very high.

Yes, the rivers and lakes at this time are declining rivers and lakes, with three religions and nine streams, and the real dragon is dominant!

When the country and the people are safe, the rivers and lakes will inevitably decline, and the so-called rivers and lakes are nothing, and they have always been a helpless choice. Violating the ban by force is not allowed! Happiness and revenge are not allowed! There is the Long Jing Dynasty, and there is also the True Dragon Sect, and only a few small shrimps are allowed to fight and stumble. The two foxes had been drowned, and there were no corpses, and they were made into specimens for people to see, and they had to spit on people. Therefore, at this time, there are only characters like Brother Jin, Brother Shui, and Lu Dalang, small ruffians, little hooligans, little profiteers, and little overlords......

East Street.

The feeling of a fake tiger is a must, the street bully is back, this is really, hum!

Brother Jin's big gold tooth is inlaid again, and this time it is nine out of nine real gold!

Brother Shui is still selling water-injected pork, and nine and a half catties have to be counted as ten catties, the trade is fair, and it is not okay to accept it!

As for Lu Dalang, he no longer sells meat buns, because his reputation of lard mixed with straw paper has been called, so he only sells vegetarian buns.

Vegetarian buns are fried dough sticks mixed with straw paper.

But in any case, the above three people are kneeling, and they are honestly kneeling on the side of the street with their heads bowed.

Including a dry ruffian, a blind gangster, who has bullied the incompetent immortals, all kneeling, not daring to raise their heads, and not daring to put a fart.

Honest!

Hey! Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, feng shui has always flowed in turns.

The incompetent immortal walked in the forefront, with a shy chest and bulging belly, majestic and majestic, and a lot of emotion!

It's that face!

The straw bag is in the world, the villain has the ambition, Brother Jin Shui and others can't wait to rush up and kick him over even if they kneel, and then beat him into a pig's head, and then spit on him, one person spit on him twice!

But no.

Behind the incompetence, it is Yan Beige, a famous underworld boss and a giant, everyone just now saw it-

I'm just a little bully, my dad Yan is sad, what are you going to do?

How!

In fact, no one believes that he is an underground worker who has penetrated into the enemy army, or an elite, and he has no credit for capturing two foxes at all.

Of course, Yan Daxia is not his father, he is a godfather, and everyone can see it.

No one is stupid.

There are foxes and fake tigers, and there are also tigers, and incompetence is a trick: "Sister Fairy - Sister Fairy -"

Still a pervert!

There is no way, that is to dare to be angry and dare not speak, and then it is Xu Sanxian who will go, and then it will be the Qingzhou Hall of the True Dragon Sect, but only the little fat bully Second Ancestor gave an order: "Smack!"

Sister Fairy, or Sister Fairy rushed up in three steps and two steps, and when she went up, she slapped a big mouth: "Ah!"

Everyone's dumbfounded!

Impotent and innocently blinked his little eyes twice, but when he saw the fairy sister's willow eyebrows, his phoenix eyes were slighted: "Adulterous thief!"

"Smack!" Under a strange look, another big mouth: "Obscene monk!"

Happy!

"No, no, no, but what's wrong!" The incompetent brain teaser turned around and was about to ask where he had offended her, but unexpectedly, Sister Xian'er had already used the willow leaf short knife and burst into tears: "I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"

"Dad!" he screamed impotently, and ran away with his head in his arms: "Ahh

Hunt down! Killed! Jade-faced fox, and one more!

It is precisely the unjust that there is a head and a debtor, and the wicked have their own wicked people to grind, and it is said that everyone is happy, and everyone is happy.

You see, they are all joy.

Of course, there are reasons, and the reasons are sufficient, and it is said that Sister Xian'er was not very happy, as a quasi-victim, a poor helpless and beautiful little woman who was abducted, not only did she have no sympathy, but she cried for her extremely tragic misfortune, and expressed her love, but there was no one to comfort her hateful and wounded heart, how could it be reasonable! There was no heavenly reason! There was no humanity! Sister Fairy! Who called? It just so happened that it was him, this person took advantage of the fake public and private affairs, and touched the pure jade body of Xian'er's sister from head to toe and from foot to head, and even more so that Xian'er was so ashamed and angry that her heart was almost about to get rid of him, and her face screamed, stinky and shameless! It was said that men and women could not kiss! This is called how Xian'er married!

Slap! Slap! Still pretending to be innocent? Still pretending to be pitiful?

Hateful, hateful, shameful, kill, kill, kill, kill!

Go in the clouds, come in the wind, with a body of dust—

Incompetent crying, inexplicable grievances, all joy and sorrow come from it, who cares, heroes cry!

Heroes are not so easy to be, majestic for a while, downtrodden for a while, incompetent and don't be a hero anymore, don't be killed!

It's the streets again, and it's ahead.

In the middle of the road, a lama, dressed in crimson robes, had a dark face.

"Huh?" Leaving a board for an inch, it made the incompetence a little familiar, and the incompetence stopped unconsciously: "You, you're not the one, that-"

Stunned, like a dream.

The lama laughed, and the lama said, "Incompetent and incompetent, you are naughty again." ”

"Kill!" Sister Xian'er slashed down, not really slashing and scaring her, but unexpectedly: "Huh———— Ba ————————"

The shout of heaven and earth is sad, but it is who I remember: "Ahhh————————————————h

In the end, a word became a perfect sound, and there was no horn in the world.

But the thought keeps stopping, and the incompetence wants to be a big hero!(To be continued......