XXXVII. Lord Vishnu Goes Wild!
Hu Lao was already stunned and angry.
said that there is no silver in the Dusk Rain Building, and there is no silver ticket, what is the difference between 8,000 taels of silver and 800 taels of gold?
This is obviously here to find fault!
The consumption in the Dusk Rain Building has always been calculated in gold, in units of one hundred taels, the smallest unit.
"Hu Lao, according to me, it's better to be like this. Just when the two sides were at a stalemate, the evil words were added, and both of them were holding back a bad breath, and the public said that the public was reasonable, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was about to do it, the local tyrant brother spoke again, and thought that he was mediating: "You are always looking for eight hundred taels of gold with Brother Fang, and Brother Fang will reluctantly accept it, and I will give another thousand taels of gold, and I will still ask Brother Fang to take a bath, and two hundred taels will still honor Hu Lao, two, okay?"
Wonderful! Brother Tuhao, let's be friends!
It is precisely money that can make the ghost grind, and the old money fan has obtained two hundred taels of gold for nothing, and he has no other words: "It's okay, hmph! You stinky boy, I don't know what to do!"
Don't you know, the golden ticket was accepted, the IOU was torn, and the little wealth fan still had something to say: "I still don't wash the bath, two hundred taels he deserves to honor you, one thousand minus two hundred and eight hundred taels of gold, find it!"
What's the situation?
Hu Lao was stunned again, Hu Lao had never encountered this situation: "This, this-"
"Makes sense, find him. "Brother Tuhao has confidence, it is like spending money: "Eight hundred taels." ”
Another golden ticket, eight hundred taels.
"Little brother, I'll give another thousand taels of gold, eight hundred taels I'll ask Brother Fang to take a bath, two hundred taels still honor Hu Lao, two, okay?"
Whatsama situation!
At this time. Daoist Fang was also a little stunned. This money. It's easy to come by, too!
"Good, good, good. But Hu Lao had already reacted: "I said, are you taking a bath, or are you looking for money?"
"Find money!"
Another eight hundred taels, another golden ticket.
"Little brother, I'll give another 1,000 taels of gold......" Brother Tuhao has hundreds of thousands of taels of golden tickets in the Dusk Rain Building, just a thousand taels, no problem.
"Find it!" This time, Daoist Fang was very happy.
"Here you go!" this time. Hu Lao was confused again.
"As usual. "After looking for three rounds, the local tyrant brother is too lazy to repeat, and he completely treats the golden ticket like a piece of papyrus.
"Here you go!"
"Find it!"
"As usual. ”
"Eight hundred!"
"Yours!"
"As usual. ”
"Eight hundred!"
"Two hundred, no, two hundred mine!"
"As usual. ”
"Yours. "Mine. "You eight. "I'm two. "When it comes to the next moment, the two of them are you, me, me, and you, completely ignoring the local tyrant brothers, and the robbers sit on the ground to share the spoils: "Eight hundred." "Two hundred. "Business as usual. "Come again. ”
......
Brother Tuhao smiled. Ignore.
The crowd is breathtaking!
"No, no, no!" Hu Lao finally reacted: "This time there is no discount, it shouldn't be discounted in the first place, this thousand taels are all mine!"
This is also the trick of the money fan, and he is completely confused: "Okay, a thousand taels, find it!"
Hu Lao regretted it!
The local tyrant brother originally invited Brother Fang to take a bath, and if he didn't discount it, he didn't honor the old man: "Ahhh
After another moment, seeing that the stacks of golden tickets in Brother Fang's hand were thicker than his own, Hu Lao once again regretted it: "Wrong, wrong, wrong!
6% off!
50% off!
Quadruple Fold!
Trifold!
The golden ticket was pointed out in an uproar, and it was only for a moment when Hu Lao woke up and shouted: "It's free, it's free! It's free for you from the beginning, and the money is mine! Haha! It's all mine!"
Hu Lao was crazy, and he was completely stunned: "Hahahaha!
"What's yours is yours, and it's all yours. Fang Yin slapped a large handful of golden tickets on the table, went in the door to take a bath, and went naked.
"If you don't say it sooner, you want me to make an IOU!"
Hu Lao's laughter suddenly stopped, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong, but he couldn't understand it for a while: "Hahaha! Hahaha! Hu Lao Hu Lao, you are so funny!"
The crowd laughed and had a lot of fun!
Hu Lao was stunned, and the local tyrant brother shook into the door step by step, and sighed: "It's strange, it's strange!"
"Ahh
in the hallway.
"Dude, thank you. Fang Yin said and laughed as he walked.
Daoist Fang has never been willing to suffer a loss, that bad old man is obviously a dog who looks down on people, dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and deceives life, he deserves to be busy working in vain, and he is not a person inside and out. Money is loved by everyone, and Daoist Fang is also average, but even Jinshan Yinhai can't always get it for no reason, otherwise it will either be stoned to death or drowned, or die in a daze. But in any case, Brother Tuhao is well-intentioned, Daoist Fang understands it in his heart, so he is also sincerely grateful, and he said that this brother is really worth befriending-
"Polite, polite. Brother Tuhao walked behind unhurriedly, still shaking three times in one step: "It's a pity, it's a pity!" Don't be polite, it's just a pity, in fact, Brother Tuhao is rich, but Brother Tuhao's money is not blown by the wind, and today's extraordinarily bold and righteous move of throwing thousands of dollars is with some ulterior purpose: "Brother Fang's appearance is magnificent, and he is really a strange man, and today he is fortunate to know Brother Fang, which is really the blessing of the younger brother's three lives, exactly, the blessing of cultivation in the previous life!"
With that, Daoist Fang walked and glanced back: "Brother, I didn't ask for advice-"
is blindly humble, and he will be called a younger brother, but when he saw that he was in his forty years, he had a pair of peach blossom eyes: "Don't dare, don't dare, the little brother Wang has wealth." ”
There is talent, there is wealth, there is talent, there is wealth, this is the king has wealth.
The talk has arrived.
Another door, around the corner.
Bang la, bla la, there are people in the shower, and the movement is neither big nor small.
Woo wow wow, wow wow wow. Someone inside was laughing. The voice is rough and the voice is high.
Fang Yin was defenseless.
First of all, he played dumb. After that, it's to find faults, and you deserve to die, and you should have this report!
This door is not easy to enter: "......"
Hu Lao is an old comrade and a good comrade, no wonder Hu Lao looks down on him, there is only one kind of person who does not spend money here. Murong Gongzi is kind-hearted, and there is no need to calculate him. It is no wonder that the local tyrant brother has nothing to do, one kind of person can enter without spending money, and there is another person to pay for it. There is a word, called Baoyang, there is a word, called Hue, in Hu Lao's opinion, Daoist Fang is a person who came out to sell, and has not yet found a buyer, so he is just despised and contemptible, and there is also a word called: Sell Hue to seek Baoyang.
Now that there is, the king has wealth. Brother Tuhao.
At that time, he was quite manly, especially the nobles of the kings and grandsons. Raise more prostitutes, play obscene and obscene, and think it is fun. The so-called robbery bait, the prostitute is just that, the temperament is as beautiful and delicate as the woman, it is still insufficient, there are people who like to play with people and those who like to play with others, especially those who like to look for the magnificent and magnificent man, first come to a reversal of yin and yang, and then a reversal of yin and yang. For example, Wang Youcai, Brother Tuhao, for Brother Fang, it is the blessing that he was fortunate in three lives and cultivated in his previous life.
Dusk rain building is not only the world's largest green building, not only beautiful women like clouds, but also male prostitutes to serve, not to mention the regular customers to the door, between the guests are also indispensable, hit it off, fair business, benevolent and heroic business has always been very hot. Therefore, this is a real men's bathhouse, so there is not a woman here who is even wearing clothes, so Murong Gongzi is kind and kind intentions really entertained Ji Zhi as a good friend, so Daoist Fang was stunned.
Murong Gongzi is dedicated to a man, that is, Murong Gongzi is dedicated to a man, and Fang Yin is not blessed.
It is for the wind of the benevolent and male, and it tells the story of two men's romance, which Fang Yin can't bear.
In any case, no matter whether the bathhouse is male or female, Fang Yin is the only one in the world who has entered these two bathhouses, which is exactly what Murong Gongzi said-
Only you are different.
Fang Yin is different, and it wasn't Murong Gongzi who called him: "......"
This time, Daoist Fang was truly stunned! He forgot to scream, and he lost his mind for a moment, just for a moment.
It has been deeply ingrained in his mind, and he will never be able to erase it for the rest of his life.
The boundary of the land is big, bigger, bigger than the one just now, there are no mountains, only water, and the water is in the pool, and the lights are bright. But seeing the jade pond chain set, the blue waves ripple and the joy is boundless, there is no big pool, all are small pools, hundreds and thousands, interlocking. It was a pool of water, a pool of water, a pool of waves, and in the meantime, a pair and a couple, and a pair of men. Men and men, hugging and hugging, men and men, kissing each other, hundreds of men and men, men and men have different postures, men and men work hard to cultivate the fields, and the fields and fields are hard to be cultivated by the men and men, which is clearly a ......
This is another painting, not the stallion Dachun Palace, but the farming of the wasteland, but unfortunately Murong Gongzi did not draw it, as a hand-me-down, and placed at the door as a reminder, it is a vigilance, which directly led to the fact that Daoist Fang was completely defenseless this time: "Brother Fang? Brother Fang?"
Because Murong Gongzi has never seen it, Murong Gongzi is not good at this.
Hearing a sound of Brother Fang, he only hated the wrong birth of two eyes, and repented of three lives and three lives, how could he not distinguish between four and six: "Brother Fang!"
No one paid attention to Daoist Fang, no one came in, a man came in a men's bathhouse, and it was a couple, this was normal: "I-"
Fortunately, there is still Wang Youcai, if there is no Wang Youcai, Daoist Fang has not yet reacted: "Day!"
"Sure enough, Brother Fang, it's straightforward enough!" Seeing a pair of peach blossom eyes, the meaning in his eyes was myriad: "Little brother just can't ask for it-come!"
The sound fell and the lightning flashed, and Lord Vishnu went berserk!
In other words, Daoist Fang, with a speed beyond the limits of human beings, fled into the wilderness!
Retribution!
But taking a shower, that's how hard it is.
On the banks of the Jinling River.
The messy long hair fluttered, the cold wind blew on the naked chest, and behind him was the extremely luxurious Chaoyun Dusk Rain Tower, and the Jinling River in the night in front of him was still quiet and beautiful, beautiful like a mirror image. The sparkling river flows slowly, and the melodious sheng song plucks the gentle oars, and I want to stay at this moment to stay in this poetic and picturesque infinite beauty, but inexplicably irritated, but inexplicably evil fire, but the accumulation and accumulation for so long is really suffocating and panicking: "Ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"
Oh my day!
Lord Vishnu is already angry, he can't bear it anymore, he is full of anger, so roar, roar through the heavens and the earth!
Roared blood!
The point is that there is no object to vent anger, only that it is absurd and ridiculous, but there is nothing to say and nowhere to talk!
Everyone is accustomed to it, but you are the most ridiculous, Fang Yin Fang Yin, what are you doing!
Suicide!
"Quack, quack, quack!" The world has collapsed, the mirror image has been destroyed, it is the roar of the god Vishnu, and the heavens and the earth will tremble: "Quack, quack, quack!" The roar of the god Vishnu, comparable to the roar of the dragon, immediately swept the sky and swept all the strange things, blowing the turbidity of the waves, the monstrous ship, the destruction of people, the song of the death of the starlight, blowing away a few panicked old wild ducks on the water, plus a few frightened little toads by the river: "Plop plop!
Heaven is still the same sky, the earth is still the same earth, as many fools talk as possible, everything is the same.
There are still two buildings behind him, and there is still a river in front of him, which is different from person to person.
Of course, the commotion of Lord Vishnu is not as big as that of the old mallards and a few little toads. Of course, boating on the river, people at the moment of spring night are not strange, and they are used to it. Of course, this is also normal, every time this is the case, every few days in the morning clouds and twilight rain tower, a madman will run to the river, crazy for no reason, crazy like yelling. Of course, this is not normal, the overstimulation of wine and wealth will make people crazy, this is not crazy to the end, and it is only after roaring -
At that time, the people who saw Daoist Fang were waiting for him to jump down.
At that time, Daoist Fang did have the idea of jumping down.
If you jump down and wash away the smell of wine, it is the road of endless people, this is clearly a big bathhouse!
I have to take this bath!
Jump!
Daoist Fang, I have made up my mind.
But there was another door.
It's harder to get in even more!
You can't take this bath.
Of course, it's the door.
There is also a Rob at home, and there is a father at home, said that before the child.
The moon is in the middle of the sky. (To be continued......)