Someday a year from now!

"Old Yu, I'm in the underground mall of the bus station now, you come and help me. The voice of the King Kong Cannon came from the other end of the phone.

"No time, no going. "I was lying in the dormitory and looking at Scholar Ji's "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang".

"Old Yu, you must give me this face. "King Kong cannon dead face.

"If you don't go, you won't go. It's okay, that's all," I said, trying to hang up.

"Old Yu, you must save me this time!" King Kong Cannon pleaded and revealed his true form.

"How many times have I saved you, you tell me! You exorcised the old woman for Minister Sun's wife and tossed the old woman into a mental hospital, who will settle it for you? You helped Manager Gao to dig the yin house on the septic tank of the municipal government, and I have to go to the rescue. And last time, you swore that Deputy Director Zhang's unmarried daughter was pregnant, but when I checked the family, I just flatulent and sent you to the detention center, or I went to catch you" I threw away the book, stood up with my mobile phone and started scolding.

After this guy retired, he entered Mr. Yang's company as a security chief, and it was enough to be a few days away, and he bought a car with the 200,000 yuan I gave him, and drove a big-tailed wolf every day. Within a few days the money was gone, and another 200,000 yuan was taken from me, and then I got tired of the image of a hooligan with his bare arms and a big gold chain around his neck. Especially that big gold chain. It can be the thickness of a little finger, and you don't need to be so thick with a TMD bolt dog.

Later, this guy had no tricks, so he went around to watch people and tell fortunes, of course, there were more punctual times, but none of the people he introduced through Mr. Yang were ordinary people, last year, he looked away three times, and every time in the end, he called my father and mother to call me to save him.

"Niu Dazhenren, this time you can figure it out by yourself, don't look for me again. I said and hung up the phone. This guy has made a name for himself in society. Although the Qi Observation and Qi Dao Method has not improved much, its reputation is loud enough: Niu Da Zhenren!

Grass, cow eggs are almost the same.

The "Dididi" phone rang again. I grabbed the phone: "What the hell are you trying to do?"

"Your brother is in my hands now," a male duck called. 'Your brother is in my hands', why does this sound so familiar, and those who kidnap tickets on the underworld in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies generally say so.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"Don't care who I am, if you don't get to the parking lot of the bus station mall for half an hour, your brother will have less ears!" he hung up the phone.

"King Kong Cannon, my little grandson of CNM, lend me the bicycle. "I hurriedly changed into my uniform. I and the King Kong Cannon are just internal contradictions among the people, and this can be reconciled. It's not okay for outsiders to bully him. Besides, this guy is good-looking enough, and if he has one less ear, the image is estimated to be better than the "one ear" in "Sheriff Black Cat".

I rushed down the hill at breakneck speed, flagged down a taxi and went to the underground mall at the bus station, and when I ran to the parking lot sweating profusely, I was so angry that I was blown up. The guy was smoking a cigarette in his Passat car, and in the back seat sat two young people with yellow hair. If you want to say that these two thugs kidnapped him, I don't believe it if they beat me to death, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and the rotten boat has three pounds of nails. His hard qigong was not practiced in vain.

"What's going on?" I shouted.

When King Kong Cannon saw that I was coming, he hurriedly opened the car door and ran down to me, grabbed me, "Old Yu, you must save me this time." ”

"Who made the call?" I was furious.

"Brother Niu asked me to fight. In the back seat, a young man with yellow hair and earrings, Nono, spoke.

No wonder the lines are so clumsy, it must be from the hand of King Kong Cannon again.

"My grass" I raised my foot and kicked at the King Kong cannon, this guy didn't even hide, and he suffered from me. Then I had two more feet

Until I was tired of fighting, this guy didn't dodge or fight back, seeing that I was almost angry, "Old Yu, you must help me this time, if you don't help me, I'm really dead." King Kong Cannon said dejectedly.

I frowned and looked at the Vajra cannon with footprints, and my anger disappeared a little. took out a cigarette and lit it, "What kind of mess did you make this time?" ”

This guy waved away the two little brothers, and sat and muttered for a long time before I heard a rough idea, it turned out that some time ago this guy drove a car back to his hometown, and it happened that a cemetery there needed to be relocated as a whole because of urban construction planning. The person in charge of the cemetery found the already famous Niu Dazhen and asked him to help choose a land with good feng shui. This guy took 50,000 yuan from others, and it didn't take much effort to settle on a mountain. But after moving a large area of the grave, the owner's family dreamed every night that their deceased relatives were beaten by a group of soldiers dressed in ancient armor. The screams were incessant, and the horrors were unbearable. If one person dreams, it's just that, and the terrible thing is that hundreds of families are like this. Soon it got to the cemetery management committee, and the person in charge saw that things were not good and immediately asked for a job, and this guy panicked and drove back overnight to ask me for help.

"How about you find that place?" I asked, in a deep voice.

"A rare good location, I have seen the trick, the ground is light yellow, and the wealth is very. King Kong replied.

"What about the terrain?" I asked, frowning.

"Sit in the north and rush to the south," King Kong Cannon replied quickly.

"Due north and south?" I confirmed.

"Yes. What's wrong, old Yu?" he looked at me puzzled.

"What's missing in the five elements?" I asked again, without talking to him.

"There is no shortage!" replied after a moment's thought.

"Let's move the grave!" I gave him a clear reply. "There's nothing else to do. ”

"No, the last time I went back to the city, I gave tens of thousands of relocation fees to each person before I agreed to relocate, how can this thing be said to be moved?"

"It's fine if you don't move!" I pouted.

"What the hell is going on, Lao Yu, I think the feng shui in that place is very good!" asked King Kong Cannon puzzled.

"It is precisely because it is so good that it has to be moved, and the pale yellow ground qi is python gas, which is a rare good location. But you have to be able to hold it down. As the saying goes: the blessed do not live in the unblessed land, and the unblessed cannot live in the blessed land. The flat-headed people can't suppress the python qi, fortunately it is pale yellow, if it is a golden dragon qi, the tomb will be haunted. ”

"This is also a trouble, as soon as the wind blows at night, it scares away several watchers. King Kong Cannon cried with a sad face.

"Also, who do you see burying the dead is due south and north? That's the offense, and it's usually a little off. Besides, the place is still in full swing, so I suspect you've moved the cemetery to someone else. I sneered.

"What do you mean?" asked me with a bull's eye.

I knew what he meant by that, and those three words were almost his signature.

"I mean that the place has been taken by someone else. I guessed.

"It's impossible to be old Yu, now it's just the two of us who will look at the qi, and you haven't helped anyone to see it, who will take it. King Kong Cannon shook his head.

"It's just the two of us now, not before. I sighed.

"Lao Yu, do you mean that there have been dead people buried in that place before?" I nodded, "I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but if you see it correctly, such a good feng shui, the ancients couldn't have left it unused." So the odds are very high. ”

"But I went there on the day I broke ground, and I didn't see anything dug up. King Kong shook his head.

"Do you think that ancient people are like people now, just dig a pit and bury people, in the past, we paid attention to deep burial and thick burial. I thought about it and said: "The true dragon son will not surrender his identity and be buried in the land of python qi, ordinary courtiers only dare to choose the qi of spirit beasts, and python qi is only suitable for princes, and generals are not qualified to use it." ”

"It's over, it's over, what can I do about it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, or old Yu, you can go back with me and have a look, I know you haven't taken your home leave this year. "King Kong Cannon is starting to hey hey again.

"Why did you let me wipe your ass for the good things you did" This guy took more than 200,000 yuan from me before and after, and he still has it, and he doesn't know where he spent his money during this time. So I have a stomach for him, and I always feel that he is not doing his job properly and spending all his time drinking.

"Forget it, I'll figure it out for myself. "I can see that this guy is indeed a little embarrassed. "I'll send you back first. ”

I sat in the passenger seat with my eyes closed with a gloomy face, and I didn't talk to him. Seeing the gate of the camp, King Kong Cannon didn't ask me again, and in the end, I couldn't see his pitiful appearance, "Let the people from our hometown take an urgent telegram to the troops, and write 'Dad is seriously ill, return quickly', otherwise I am afraid that I will not be able to approve the leave immediately." ”

"Thank you so much, Lao Yu, I promise this is the last time" King Kong Cannon couldn't hide his joy.

"Pull it down, how many times have you said that?" I waved my hand.

"Remember, 'Daddy is seriously ill, return quickly', don't make a mistake. "I've always called the old man dad, not dad. I deluded myself into thinking that my dad was different from my dad.

"Don't worry, I'll do it right away. I got out of the car and asked casually when I closed the door, "What's the name of the cemetery?"

"It seems to be called Yuqing Garden. ”

"King Kong Cannon, I'm from CNM, my old brother-in-law is still buried there," I kicked on the car door and scolded angrily.