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"Uncle Tian, are you trying to kill someone?" Zhao Liang asked in a low voice.

"Kill you! Remember, don't tell me about today. ”

"What's the matter? Uncle Tian, what are you talking about, why don't I know. Zhao Liang pretended to be stupid and said.

"Count you kid acquaintance, but if I let me know that you spread it, I won't be able to spare you kid. Tian Yi threatened viciously.

"Don't worry, I won't say anything about killing me. Zhao Liang patted his chest and swore a promise.

"If I did, I'd have killed you. ”

"Don't worry, don't worry! But, Uncle Tian, can I ask you a question?" Zhao Liang asked with a bad face.

"What's the problem?" Tian Yi rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Who are you thinking about?"

"Your mother, I'll kick you little rabbit to death!" Tian Yi saw Zhao Liang making fun of him like this, and kicked him up.

Like a rabbit, Zhao Liang jumped away and fled into the house.

"There's still a nest head in the stove room, go get it yourself!" Tian Yi shouted at Zhao Liang's back.

"Got it!" Zhao Liang turned his direction and went straight to the stove room.

"This dead boy!" Tian Yi scolded in a low voice from behind.

After a day of tossing, Zhao Liang finally woke up to the fact that rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, and they can't try their hands on their own people, so they have to go outside to show their strengths.

Early the next morning, Zhao Liang got up early, and when he saw that it was still early to meet the peak of the agreed meeting with Bai Ling, he walked outside the righteous house alone, saw that there was no one around, silently recited the mantra, and secretly shouted "escape", and the whole person disappeared into the ground.

Zhao Liang went underground, as if walking on the ground, but it was dark all around, and he didn't know what the situation was.

After heading straight to the east for dozens of zhang, Zhao Liang decided to go to the ground to see where he had escaped.

As soon as I showed my head, I could only hear "cluck... Cluck...", his head was pecked twice, and before he could cry out in pain, a group of hens surrounded him, and Zhao Liang was so frightened that he quickly burrowed into the ground again.

"This unfortunate one, the teacher is not good, he actually escaped to the chicken coop and was besieged by a group of hens. ”

Zhao Liang couldn't help but sigh for his bad luck underground, touching his face, the few scars he was caught were still hot and painful.

Zhao Liang took a break and continued to walk forward, when he suddenly felt that the front was very humid and smelly, and he was about to stop, only to hear a plop and fall into a big pit.

"Catch the pervert!" a woman rushed out of the toilet with her trouser belt in hand.

It turned out that Zhao Liang actually escaped into the thatched pit of the women's toilet, which was a big escape. The face is full of feces and feces, and there are maggots crawling in the nostrils, how disgusting it is.

Zhao Liang didn't care about cleaning up at all, so he hurriedly burrowed into the ground and fled with lightning speed.

Finding a place where no one was there, Zhao Liang went straight to the river at the edge of the village.

As soon as he reached the river, he threw himself into the river with a thud and finally washed away the filth all over his body.

Wow, wow, wow.......

Zhao Liang was wet and vomited all the breakfast he had just eaten by the river.

It's disgusting, it stinks.

As soon as he saw this situation, he definitely couldn't go to see Bai Ling, this was too abrupt and beautiful.

I had no choice but to sneak back to the righteous house to change my clothes.

So, like a thief, he slipped back to the village, and when he saw someone on the road, he quickly hid, and finally arrived at the door of the righteous house, and as soon as he entered the door, he met Tian Yi.

This smell almost didn't smoke Tian Yi to the point that he was angry, so angry that Tian Yi yelled at Zhao Liang, "You have fallen into the pit, you have a stinky smell of, you are smoking, hurry up and change your clothes in the house." ”

Zhao Liang didn't dare to say anything, and hurriedly went to the house, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he met the little friend of Yishe.

"Wow...... , Zhao Liang, did you fall into the dung pit?"

"Vomit...... , stinks to death, Zhao Liang, what did you do?"

"Someone in the women's toilet just now shouted to catch a pervert, can't it be you?"

There is a sentence on the left of these people, saying that Zhao Liang is ashamed and angry, and he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Finally pushed everyone away, went to the house to change clothes, ran out of the house, and hurried to the direction of the peak.

"Come back early after the Mid-Autumn Festival in the evening," Tian Yi shouted from behind.

"Got it!" replied Zhao Liang without replying.

It wasn't until three o'clock in the afternoon that Zhao Liang arrived at the peak, and saw Bai Ling waiting there with Xiaobai in his arms.

When Bai Ling waited for Zhao Liang to walk five zhang away from his side, he smelled a foul smell blowing from the wind, and quickly covered his nose and asked, "Zhao Liang, what are you doing here, you are stinking and smoking." Alright, alright, you just stand there. Don't come here, I'm almost out of breath. ”

Zhao Liang didn't expect this Bai Ling to be so sensitive to these peculiar smells, and such a long distance would reveal his true form.

He stood five feet away from Bai Ling with his head down, and told Bai Ling all the troubles of the past two days.

Of course, the part where I accidentally met Tian Yi masturbating was naturally skipped.