44. Outwit it

When it comes to Zen monks, we have to talk about eye-catching.

The eyes are charming, and you know from the name that this must be a woman.

And she is a very mature, glamorous, and very distinctive woman.

Of course, everyone is watching the scene of Wu Zen, but it is not because of Wu Zen, a monk, what is so good-looking.

Charming eyes, thirty or forty years old, from Miaojiang, with a hot body, an ordinary face, a healthy complexion as golden and bright as wheat, and a full and happy moving body like a peach. Especially the two big watery eyes, seductive and absolutely charming. There are four hooks in the eyes, two in the hand, two in the eye, two hooks on the person, and two hooks on the soul. There are only two ends for those who fight with Eye, one is to hook her to the ground, and the other is to hook her to the bed.

It's a kind of legend.

Legend has it that Yan'er has a bold style and a lewd nature, and at least 10,000 men have slept with her in her life. Legend has it that more than 10,000 men who slept with him died, and more than 5,000 were castrated. Therefore, there is another name for the eye, the name of a spider: the black widow. Like a person, he is highly poisonous and feeds on his spouse, which can be said to be inhumane and inhumane.

It's a kind of legend.

Legends are just legends, and they are half-believed, but today, they can be verified.

With a non-Zen monk.

Speaking of which, everyone can see it, and it's quite difficult to deal with.

With listening, you also know: "Eye-catching! Come one! Eye-catching!

All cheers, just for one.

It's a flattering eye.

The eyes are flattering, and the eyes are flattering, and the eyes are stirring up a thousand waves: "The eyes are charming! The eyes are charming!

It's not Zenless.

Because, including without Zen, the eyes are also straight.

The eyes are not only charming, but the eyes are everywhere, otherwise it would not be like this.

That's it, the eyes are flattering, and I wore nine pieces of clothes, and I covered them tightly, like a big zongzi.

Say, promise, win one, take off one, win one, take off one.

This is already the eighth round, and Yan'er Mei has already taken off seven clothes, and now there are only one left, a belly pocket, and a short skirt.

Look at it! The belly pocket is bare, the little belly pocket!

Look! Short skirts, they can't be shorter, miniskirts!

The convex one in front, the one in the back, the cool one in the back, it's exciting, so I won't talk about it, it's about it.

This one wins, take off your belly pocket!

That's it! If you want to enter the finals, you will fight bare!

"Eyes are charming! Eyes will win! Eyes are charming! Victory!" shouted at the scene, all of them were men, their mouths were crooked, their eyes were slanted, and they were drooling.

None of them are towards Zenless.

Or the thousand-faced man Yu Zanghai said well, martial arts are not terrible, what is terrible is people's hearts.

"Little brother, come. The eyes were charming and the eyes were charming, but he hooked his little finger: "Come and accompany my sister and have a play." ”

"Huh?" "Wuzen is lost again, Wuzen is afraid of this.

Of course, there are also women, not to mention others, just say that the king of flowers, the god phoenix among the heroes, the peony girl who stands high on the Lingyun platform and presses the formation for the Wuzen monks: "Ah, the demon! What are you doing! My family has no Zen-" Yes, the world is declining, demons are rampant, and Wuzen will learn badly, this is the reason why the peony god came here: "No Zen! No Zen!

Besides, Wuzen is not a big wolf dog, nor is he a little pervert, so he can't say it: "This, this, this-"

This time it is called: people can't hook out, and they hook monks.

Yan'er Mei didn't bring her double hook, although her double hook made the general wind and water very sharp before, because this monk, Yan Ermei knew. With or without it, it's all the same. Whether the martial arts of Wuzen are high or not, people have seen that no one can see whether the brain of Wuzen is good or not. Yan'er Mei is self-defeating wits but not strength, so she outwitted Wu Zen with her mouth honey belly sword soul snatching eyes, and then entered the top four and boarded Lingyun Terrace: "Eye Mei!

Take off your belly pocket.

Her brain is broken! Wu Zen said that she should let Master Lingxiu take a look!

"Amitabha, the little monk has no Zen. Wu Zen suddenly, calmed his heart: "The female benefactor-"

No Zen is no Zen, and no Zen is not taken seriously.

Living color and fragrance, into the eye of no Zen, but the fragrance of living color, not into the heart of no Zen: "You first." ”

"What a merry little monk, married a wife, what are you doing here?"

The crowd laughed and looked at the non-Zen.

No Zen stupid.

I can understand without Zen, and I don't understand it half-way.

At this time, he stepped forward with a smile and touched Wuzen's head: "Little brother, my sister bought you candy to eat, okay?" Wuzen, you're a man, it's not right to punch a woman with your fists-"

Wuzen's fist slowly loosened.

"No Zen, no Zen, go, go—" The voice was very soft, like a dream.

Zen Wuzen's eyes gradually faded.

"Where did you come from, where did you go back, go down, go down-" Go down, go down, where did you come from, go back.

Wuzen turned around and left, and Wuzen lost his soul.

Everyone was amazed!

Zi Wuzen said the word "right", but Yan Ermei did not speak again, and said another word.

It turns out that the real killer is not the double hook in the hand or the double hook in the eye, but the Dafa of hooking the soul!

Equivalent to hypnosis.

No Zen has been hypnotized!

"No Zen, no Zen, no Zen!no Zen!" is too abnormal, everyone also saw the strangeness of Wu Chan, and expressed their indignation and contempt for this crooked and evil practice, people's hearts turned their backs, and the limelight began to fall to the Wu Chan monk: "Wu Chan! Don't! No Zen! Don't!" But Wu Chan couldn't hear it anymore, and Wu Chan walked to the stage with a dull gaze, stunned, and opened his mouth. It's useless, it's useless to shout again, Wuzen has entered another world, heading for failure.

The eyes smiled coquettishly, and the eyes were sent.

The sound of "Wu Chan-" was shouted by everyone, including those who did not know Wu Chan.

but it shall not enter the ears.

Wu Zen lost his soul and walked to the side of the stage.

Before the steps.

Foot to lift.

Stop it.

Touching the bald head, the teeth were happy: "Yes!"

"Wow-" Everyone was stunned.

It was somewhat unexpected, and what happened next was completely unexpected by everyone.

"Yes!" Wuzen ran back and said happily, "Wuzen has figured it out!"

This is impossible! The eyes were stunned, and he only heard one sentence: "Master said that the fist of no Zen is heavy, and you can't fight-"

"Ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――h

"Woman!"

stepped forward and kicked it, kicked it so that it flew out of the way, and fell under the stage with a thud!

"Boom-"

Who is still in a dream?

Who's seducing souls?

Anyway, Yan'er Mei couldn't hear it, and Yan Ermei looked at the monk on the stage with a dull gaze, and was stunned, with her mouth open.