Chapter 484: Always Hungry

It's the Hou Yi shooting day, it's actually the Hou Yi shooting day, Yue Qian kept muttering to himself, and his expression became trance.

He admits that he didn't read much in his previous life. But he is familiar with the well-known Hou Zhen Sun. This kind of mythical story. Usually he rarely even thinks about it, but now in a different world, he hears someone say that Hou En shoots the sun, what kind of connection is there between the two? Now he has the illusion that he can't tell whether it is in a past life or a present life. Lang Zhutou said without replying: "It's a big god called the nose shooting sun, I don't know if it's called Houzhen." You're not going to tell me again that you know the true God who shoots the sun, are you?"

Yue Qianchou didn't hear what he said at all, and was still muttering: "It's actually the back of the nose."

Lang Zhu turned around sharply, and was a little surprised when he saw him like this. Listening, I noticed that he kept saying this sentence over and over again. Lang Zhu's eyes narrowed slightly, not knowing what he was thinking, and his slender fingers tapped on the rattan chair to disturb him. Wait quietly for him to come back to his senses."

But this is the moon on the roof, and the stars fill the night sky. Suddenly, an old dove's terrible "quack" sound swept through the air, Yue Qianchou shuddered and came back to his senses, subconsciously raised his head and looked at the old dove that flew past the bright moon, his eyes fell on the old moon, and it was difficult to move, and his mouth suddenly popped out of his mouth, "Auntie." Two words to come.

Then he screamed "wow", stretched out his hand and grabbed the bamboo on the rattan chair, directly grabbed the clothes on the bamboo chest, lifted the bamboo up, and asked excitedly: "Does that Hou Qi god have a wife named Auntie?"

Langzhu himself was a little dazed, and he was actually arrested by him like this, and he was crazy and had nothing to say, so he directly burst into a foul language: "I have your milk." ”

"What do you mean?" Yue Qian said in a daze. He slowly eased up.

Lang Zhu immediately scolded: "Bastard, you won't let go." I'll let you hold chopsticks with your feet in the future, and you'll know what it means."

Uh Yue came back to his senses and was startled, quickly let go, looked around, and realized that it was already dark. Immediately stunned: "Why is it suddenly dark?"

"Bastard, you think of other people's wives, when you think about it, you think of it, and you are embarrassed to ask me to make bamboo and said angrily: "He ***, he actually dares to do something to me, Lao Tzu has not suffered such a loss for a thousand years." If it weren't for the "wishful pill." I'm going to let you know today why it's so dark. ”

Yue Qianchou's head is still a little wooden, and he only listened to the front, but not the back. I can't figure it out. He asked, "I don't want someone else's wife?"

Lang Zhu opened his mouth, he was unlucky today, and he didn't bother to care, so he said weakly: "You said that the wife of the big nose god is called Chang Hunger, and the ghost knows what kind of madness you have." ”

Hou Zhen's wife, often hungry, Yue Qian was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed excitedly: "Not bad." No, it's wrong, damn, why is it so hard to talk to you, the wife in the back of the nose is called Auntie, Auntie's aunt, Auntie's Aunt, called Auntie, you understand?"

He said it was effortless. Langzhu listened hard, and his eyes were a little wooden, and he was almost confused again. Regardless of his three, seven or twenty, he scolded first and then said: "Bastard, what kind of nonsense did you say, are you talking about human words?".

Yue Qianchou didn't care, and asked excitedly: "It doesn't matter what he says, as long as he can understand it." Have you ever heard of Auntie?"

Lao Tzu can understand it, hell do you! Langzhu was speechless again, rubbed his face with both hands, and said seriously: "Mian'e is the emperor"

"Of course it's the wife of the back of the nose!" Yue Qianchou said with bright eyes.

Lang Zhu rolled his eyes and yelled, "Hou Yi's wife is concerned about my." ”

"Didn't you say that the wife of the god of the nose is called Chang Hunger? Let me correct it, it should be called Auntie. If you can say it, you must have heard of it, so tell me about it. Yue Qianchou said eagerly. That feeling of being a human being in a past life and this life is uncomfortable, and suddenly discovering the traces of the intersection of two worlds at a certain point, that feeling! is quite a bit of excitement about meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land.

"I'm your mother. Lang Zhu couldn't help but burst out again, poked his finger at Yue Qianchou's chest and said, "You have a problem with your brain! Obviously, you told me that Yi Dashen's wife is called Chang Hunger, why did it become what I said again?"

"Hey, don't deny it! I obviously heard in both ears that it was you who said it, Yue Qianchou rolled his eyes, and immediately patted his chest and said, "You just need to tell me what you know about being hungry." I will give you a "Seven Tricks Exquisite Pill" and I will never regret it

"Uh" Langzhu was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, is there really something wrong with this kid's brain, whatever, let's get a spirit pill first, if there is really a problem, let Bi Changchun go. He also rolled his eyes, nodded and said, "Yes, the wife of the great god of the nose is called Chang Hunger, I said this, give me the elixir." Say"

"What's the hurry!" Yue Nian was overjoyed, and asked a little unscrupulously: "Tell me how you met Chang Hunger first." ”

"! If I could have the ability to know the wife of the Great God of Religion who is often hungry, I would still stand here and talk nonsense with you. Lang Zhu's expression became a little solemn as he spoke, and he stared at Yue Qianchou and said, "You can't really have a problem with your brain, right?"

"Hey, I said I was in a hurry. Yue Qianchou said very sincerely: "I mean, I want you to tell me some legends about the true god and her wife's constant hunger. ”

Langzhu pinched his chin and thought about it, a great god who can shoot the sun, what legend can he and his wife have?

Afraid that he wouldn't be able to remember, Yue Qianchou raised his hand to the bright and shining Haoyue, and reminded: "The legend of Chang Hunger and the moon, there is a palace on the moon, what is it called?"

Langzhu also wanted to make up a legend casually, and then fool a elixir first, but when he reminded him like this, he suddenly had two big heads. After a pause, he hesitated, "Moon Palace?"

"Wrong, wrong. Yue Qianchou waved his hand and reminded again: "There are three words in total, the first word is "wide" with a "wide, word, you think about it again." "With a Cantonese character, the dignified middle stage of the transformation of the bamboo, now the mind is full of question marks, looking at the moon with a look of dementia, and then weakly tried to answer: "Guangyue Palace, Guangming Palace, Guangguang Palace, Guangyuanyu..."

After a large number of palaces came out, Yue Qianchou shook his head and denied them one by one, his mouth was dry from being tossed, and finally he couldn't help but roar: "Do you know what palace it is, and what are you asking me for?"

"Guanghan Palace!" After Yue Qianchou announced the correct answer, he asked again: "Chang Hunger raised a small animal, and there was a tree planted outside the Guanghan Palace, what kind of small animal did she raise, and what kind of tree was the tree she planted?"

Lang Zhu opened his mouth, then his expression twitched, and he poked his fingers tremblingly and said sharply: "Okay, you stinky boy, you dare to play me." Die!" said Taketake, intuitively. This kid is usually a ghost, how could he ask such a mentally retarded question? When he made it clear, he used a elixir as a guise to amuse himself, but he was still like a dog seeing a bone, and he moved forward with his fart.

"Bang" kicked out, "Ah!" Yue Qianchou let out a miserable scream, and the person had already flown into the flowers five or six meters away.

"Damn! This flower has thorns!" Yue Qianchou's scream immediately came out of the flowers: "Make bamboo." What are you crazy about, you have something wrong with your brain!"

"I have a problem with my brain?" Lang Zhu pointed to his nose, then pointed to the person who got up from the flowers, and snorted: "If you go down with this madman, no problem will become a problem." You dare to trick me, you don't want to live, do you?"

"You're a big mother, you've got a lot of pricks, my ass!" a figure popped up from the flowers. Under the moonlight. Yue Qianchou took small steps, and scolded as he walked: "Langzhu, you wait and see, one day, Lao Tzu will throw you into the pile of thorns to enjoy yourself." ”

"I'll let you enjoy it right now. Lang Zhu let out a cold snort, and a teleportation reached his back, and he kicked directly on his ass with a quick kick.

"Ahh

Zhang Peng in the house and Furong, who had already burst into tears, hurriedly went over to help him up, Yue Qian pointed at the bamboo with his teeth cracked, and wanted to scold, but when he thought that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, he would not be able to win at all, and he forced a sentence out of his mouth: "You are ruthless, let's see." Zhang Peng, close the door!"

As soon as the door was closed, Yue Qianchou immediately ran to the bedroom, stripped off his clothes, ran naked to the bright part of the room, stood in a big zigzag, and said: "Furong, come and help me pull out the thorns, the old thing is too ruthless, he actually sealed my dantian, and deliberately made me suffer!"

When Langzhu kicked out for the first time, he had already brought dark energy and sealed his dantian, otherwise he wouldn't be able to hurt him with his cultivation in infancy.

It took a while to get rid of the thorns, and there was nothing wrong with the injury, and he wasn't so weak that he couldn't help it. The key is the secret hand of the bamboo in his body, and the dantian is sealed to death. With Furong and Zhang Peng, they can't solve it at all. For the monks, if the dantian is sealed, then it will be in danger of life at any time, and it seems that it is still required to raise the noble hand of the bamboo.

"Zhang Peng, go and rest! I'm fine here. "Send Zhang Peng back, and comfort Furong twice, so that she doesn't have to worry. Yue Qianchou shook to the swing outside, looked at Langzhu who was lying on the rattan chair staring at himself with a sneer, coughed embarrassedly, pushed the sling rope and shook it, looked up and sighed: "Today's moonlight is good!"

"Hmph!

Do you want me to send you to Guanghan Palace to see Chang Hunger?" ,!