Chapter 10 I won't be surnamed Zhou
As soon as Qin Chao went out, he walked towards the lobby, and the important figures of the older generation of Qin Jiazhai in the lobby, Qin Shuwen, Qin Shuyue, Qin Shuhai, etc., were all present, and there was anger in every eye, but some were still forced to laugh.
"We sincerely ask sir. ”
Old Qin's hand holding the chair handle turned pale, but his voice was as warm as ever: "As for Qin Shuang's matter, the so-called brothers, father and son will inevitably quarrel and split up, this time Qin Shuang we have also punished, and we are willing to make compensation, Qin Yu is also willing to give you the old concubine, what are you not satisfied with?"
Zhou Guangtong's nostrils were facing the sky, and there was a smile on his face.
"Old patriarch, the master said: 'Food, sex!', old man Zhou Guangtong, you also know that you don't love gold or silver in your life, and you don't like food, but there are some widows who are sick and can't see through this woman, your granddaughter Qin Yu is good, but the so-called happy events come into pairs, if you can make a pair, wouldn't it be a beautiful talk?"
"Mr. Zhou. The anger in the old patriarch's eyes forcibly suppressed, "Princess's sister, even if our Qin family is willing, we have to agree with the princess." ”
"Haha, you have misunderstood, how dare the old man hit the idea of the princess's sister, but if I am not mistaken, the old patriarch's Peugeot granddaughter is not Qin Yu, I heard that there is also a snow lady who is also very lovely. ”
"Qin Xue?"
Boom! The old man in the whole lobby was furious.
The tall old man on the left slammed the table: "No!"
"How can this be. ”
"The rain girl is already aggrieved enough, if Qin Xue girl ......" one voice after another came out angrily.
"Shuwen!Shuhai!" The shouting sound sounded, and I saw the old patriarch slap the table and glared angrily at the few people who spoke up, and then looked at Zhou Guangtong with a smile, "Mr. Zhou, I do have a snow girl in my family, but this girl is a wild girl, she looks sloppy, and she hasn't grown up yet, this ......"
"It doesn't matter. Mr. Zhou waved his hand, "The temperament is so wild, the old man likes to be wild, as for the young age, it hasn't grown, haha, the so-called green fruits have the taste of green fruits, eat too many ripe fruits, eat some green fruits are also very open!"
The old patriarch gritted his teeth, waved his hand to stop everyone's voice, and said in a deep voice: "Anyway, Mr. Zhou is a great Confucian in the world, and their sisters can serve Empress E, and serving Mr. is also a beautiful talk." ”
"Seventh Senior Sister also marries?"
In the corridor outside the lobby, Qin Chao walked quickly to the lobby with small steps, and his eyes were full of doubts: "In the history of the rivers and lakes, it is said that these seventh senior sisters and eighth senior sisters are very strong and stubborn, no matter how the family tries to find a way, they have always been reluctant to marry, but now the patriarch is?"
"That being the case. Zhou Guangtong's voice sounded, "Then the old man is not hypocritical, Old Patriarch Qin, the old man made this last request, if you agree, this matter will be over." ”
The old patriarch's heart sank, his eyes were both happy and bitter, and he said in a deep voice: "Please speak!"
"The old man is old and tired. Zhou Guangtong stroked his beard and said lightly, "So what you said is impossible for the old man to bring so many children, but the old man also agreed to this before, and accepted your two granddaughters, it is not beautiful to regret it at this time, so the old man has a pair, if you can match, then the old man will have nothing to say about this matter, how about it?"
"What if not?"
"No, no, if the old man can't take a few disciples here. Zhou Guangtong laughed, "But this quota can't be passed......" raised three fingers like chicken feet.
"Three?"
Old Patriarch Qin's face was a little ugly, and he nodded after a slight sigh: "Old Mr. Zhou, our Qin family village are all vulgar people, and we don't know how to write and ink. ”
"Rest assured. Zhou Guangtong stroked his beard and smiled, "The old man will not deliberately embarrass you, this pair, it is easy to be right, if you don't get it right, then it can only be said that it is providential, listen well, this uplink is: the underwater moon is the moon in the sky." ”
Zhou Guangtong's faint voice came out, and the entire lobby was suddenly silent.
It seems that it is not difficult to say that the underwater moon is the moon in the sky, and if there is a right, it should be able to be matched at once, but it is extremely difficult to say, because the underwater moon and the moon in the sky actually refer to the same moon, and it has to be appropriate, and everyone in the lobby fell into contemplation for a while.
"What, isn't it?" Zhou Guangtong swept everyone, with a confident smile on his arrogant face, "There is no right pair in the world, so the old man said clearly that this pair only gives half a cup of tea, if it is not right, then it can only be said to be the will of heaven." ”
Old Patriarch Qin, the faces of all the old people in the entire hall were extremely ugly.
In fact, although the old people here are all martial artists, who has never read a few books in their stomachs, and they can usually pair pairs, but at this moment, they are stuck.
"Patriarch Grandpa!"
A crisp child's voice rang out.
I saw Qin Chao walking in with his little feet across the door, his small eyes swept everyone away, and he called out sweetly: "Grandpa, Grandpa Hai, Grandpa Yue, Grandpa Ming......"
"Little Qin Dynasty, go out to play, grandpa has something, don't make trouble. "Qin Shuwen stepped forward to take the Qin Dynasty away.
Qin Chao shook his hand: "Are you playing with the pair, Xiao Chao is also coming to play, the pair, I can be right!"
A voice came out.
The old people in the entire lobby were stunned for a moment, looking at Qin Chao suspiciously, Qin Shuwen's hand that he hugged was also stiff, and then he made a tiger face: "Little Qin Chao, what nonsense, go, go out with grandpa!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, he hugged it, after all, many children under the age of five didn't even know what the pair was, how could it be right.
"Grandpa!"
Qin Chao's feet were forced, "Canopy!" The figure was as fast as a small mouse, and he jumped to the side at once, dodging Qin Shuwen's embrace, Qin Shuwen was stunned, he was a martial artist who had practiced internal strength for many years, but he didn't react, and he turned around and was about to hug Qin Chao again.
"Huh?"
The old patriarch of Qin was frowning and watching, but his eyes flashed, and he looked at the Qin Dynasty who jumped away strangely, and then said in a deep voice: "Shuwen, let Chao'er stay here!"
"Well, that's fine. Qin Shuwen nodded.
Although the Qin Dynasty was clever at a young age, no matter how elf he was, he was only a child less than five years old, what did a four-year-old child understand, Qin Shuwen couldn't imagine that this kid not only understood, but also made a special trip to make trouble. Of course, Qin Shuwen also knew that his grandson was sometimes very naughty, so he glared at Qin Chao, "Little Chao'er, don't be weird!"
"Chao'er, can you really match?" Old Patriarch Qin turned his head to look at Qin Chao and said with a pleasant face.
"Of course!" Qin Chao nodded, his voice crisp, "Is this Mr. Pig's pair......"
Everyone was stunned.
"It's Mr. Zhou. Qin Shuwen corrected with a tiger face, "Mr.'s surname is Zhou, not Zhu!"
"Well, I know, it's Mr. Zhou. Qin Chao nodded, his voice milky, "This Mr. Pig surnamed Zhou is not surnamed Zhu." Everyone was speechless, but the four-year-old child was so vague that it was good to be able to speak, so he didn't think about anything else. Qin Shuwen went to Qin Ledao's house a lot, and he knew a little more about the Qin Dynasty, and knew that although the little kid was not very old, he was full of spirits and ghosts. He was not like everyone else in his heart, but he was also angry at Zhou Guangtong's rudeness, anyway, he had reminded the Qin Dynasty once before, so this time he turned a blind eye and treated it as an old man who couldn't understand.
Qin Chao said in a milky voice: "The pair is originally for entertainment, and it doesn't hurt for the pair to be mentally retarded, but Mr. Pig, you are a big Confucian, and the players are all grandfathers, is it an insult for you to make such an idiot pair again?"
There was silence in the lobby.
However, Qin Dynasty's eldest grandfather, Qin Shuwen, showed a smile in his eyes, it was not the first time he had heard Xiao Qin Dynasty speak like this.
"Mentally retarded, idiot pair?" Old Patriarch Qin stroked his beard, and he tore off one of them before he knew it.
Zhou Guangtong also looked at Xiao Qin Chao, and his face sank: "Insult? What kind of mess, this pair is weak...... It's easy for the kids to play!"
"This is not called a mentally handicapped pair, we children can all match each other. Qin Chao held his little head high, "Children can be right, you give it to the grandfather, oh, I know, this is not to insult their IQ, it is to fundamentally pull their IQ to the level of Ah Hua, that is, the sow of the Xiao Chao family, you yourself are Mr. Pig, are you all pigs in the world?"
Zhou Guangtong's forehead was bruised.
Everyone also looked at each other, you yourself are Mr. 'Zhu', and everyone in the world is 'Zhu', this is like a curse.
Some of the old people of the Qin family flashed with doubts in their eyes, was it a child's slip of the tongue, or was it deliberate?
Of course, everyone didn't think that the Qin Dynasty was deliberately confusing Zhu and Zhu, after all, a child who had never even gone to school could turn around like this and scold people without spitting out a dirty word, it would be too ghostly. It's just that Qin Shuwen lowered his head, his body trembled, Qin Shuhai, Qin Shuyue and some other old people showed a hint of relief in their eyes, scolded well, and didn't correct Qin Dynasty's words at the moment.
"Child, listen up, my surname is Zhou, it's Mr. Zhou, don't always call me Mr. Zhu......" Zhou Guangtong scolded, and felt that it was weird to say this to a child, he glared, and said: "And what is IQ? Messy, don't talk nonsense, if you want to be right, I won't be surnamed Zhou." ”
"What's your surname?" Qin Chao looked at Zhou Guangtong with big eyes and said.
"The surname is Zhu!" Zhou Guangtong's voice was full of fire.
Everyone in the Qin family frowned, and one or two old men couldn't help laughing.
I saw Qin Chao holding his little head high and saying with a stinky face: "Okay, this Mr. Pig surnamed Pig, you listen well, Brother Xiaochao's next link is: The pig in front of him ......" The little hand pointed to Zhou Guangtong, who was sitting, and said: "It's the pig in front of you!"
The entire lobby was silent.
"Zhu in front of you is Zhu in front of you?" the old people were still puzzled in their hearts.
"Good!"
The old patriarch had already clapped his hands and shouted.
"A pig in front of you is a pig in front of you. The old patriarch's face flushed, "Mr. Zhou, Xiao Chao'er's pair of 'people in front of you are people in front of you', do you think they are still right?"
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