Chapter 63: Hungry to Death for Your Old Rahu
Chapter 63 Hungry for you old Rahu
In any way, Lao Rahu is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
The girl was happy with that little bit of caution, and she didn't deliberately hide it, when it came to Tu Zhe, the two eyes were confused, sometimes gentle, sometimes shining, Lao Luo Hu read countless women, how could he not see what it was?
If you want to talk about it in your heart, Lao Luo Hu has always scoffed at the statement that he is loyal and unwavering, marries a chicken and follows a chicken, and cannot follow a dog.
What kind of chicken, what kind of thing? What is it called a steadfastness? Is it wrong for our girl to like a person? Nima, you Emperor Shakti, the little king of the eight lambs, can sit in the heavens and the earth, and there are three big beauties around him, not to mention, and at every turn, they are still in the Chaos Garden or the Joy Garden, one by one, and there are several Dharma-rectification on the spot.
You are a dead man when I am my old Rahu, and you are not the first beauty in the Three Realms when I am my daughter.
If Nima hadn't made Lao Tzu a little big in Shenma's "Niro's Curse to Protect the Country", would you be a chicken feather?
Lao Tzu's daughter wants to change her court? Lao Tzu understands and supports him very much, but he is paralyzed and can't do it now. Lao Tzu is so aggrieved, how many years have you been here? Lao Tzu really wants to drink some wine.
Well, it's wine.
The problem is that Lao Tzu's sea water here is so salty that it can marinate the tongue into bacon. The wine brewed is not something that people can drink, so Lao Tzu himself has a nickname: no wine.
No alcohol?
Tu Zhe's little genius is here, and the wine is naturally here, right?
Before he came, the sisters told him that Daddy is rare for a pot of good wine, and if you bring good wine, you will scratch Daddy's itch.
A pot? Isn't it too little? Your dad and my godfather's belly, it is estimated that it should be no problem to drink ten tons and eight tons at one time, right?
But it's hard to stop us. How many of the great thief Mani Ashu's rings can automatically give birth to the heavenly treasure of the Tensuda wine? No, how many did you say?
To say that this Tu Zhe came to Rahu here, he was also well prepared.
The first is to let the sisters go back early to play the family card.
In my day, they are all sentient beings, and if you don't believe it, you won't be numb to the old Rahu in your temperament. How did the second generation of Taoist officials and the rich second generation come into being? That's all blind people, and they have long forgotten the ancient adage that a habitual doll is a harmful doll. Give what you want, do whatever you want, as long as my child is moisturized and happy, it is the embodiment of the value of my struggle. Typical representatives are Emperor Shakti and Hulu Zuna, Li Gang and his son. It's far away, hahehe.
The second is that wine can make people high-spirited, and it can also paralyze people into ostriches.
People who like alcohol are either heroes or bears who drink too much to become heroes. Wine strengthens the courage of heroes, and it also strengthens the gall of dogs and bears, how can this be wrong?
According to Lao Luohu's current grievance situation, it should be that he wants to drink and go crazy. Maybe as soon as you drink the hero of the first year of high school, you will go to Nima's Emperor Shakti, Lao Tzu is about to teach the Fa, you bite me?
The third is hehe, people have to have one or two trump cards, right?
Therefore, when Tu Zhe and his entourage were introduced into the Asura Palace, they were all in the chest, generous, and chic, and the young man was originally cute, coupled with a non-arrogant and non-humble attitude, tepid enthusiasm, and a smile that was not true or false, not only killed the three witches beside him in seconds, but even the dog looked at him suspiciously, muttering that the rogue brother wouldn't really be pretending to be 13, right?
After seeing the ceremony, in addition to following Tu Zhe, Yueyi's eyes were aimed at the three witches from time to time. There was a hint of hostility in his eyes. It turns out that the lethality of the three witches of the Demon Wave is just as effective for women.
It's not that I'm not happy and unconfident, but the witch is too coquettish.
The elephant heron with long legs, the hips like a hill, the fierce chest like a female beast, the flying eyes like a shooting star, the short clothes without wearing, the shameless elephant prostitute, this should be that kind of erotic witch, right?!
That long-looking elephant Lori, grinning like innocence, pretending to be tender like a real tender, in fact, it is bumpy and convex, and it is the witch of pleasure who is pitiful, right?!
The one who combines the characteristics of lust and pleasure is the greedy witch, right? No wonder the two eyes are full of thieves, and greed is written on the face
If you are happy, you will look left and right, and you will not look down on this witch if you live or die. However, my younger brother is young and his mind is not firm, if this guy is tempted, can you bear it, brother?
At this time, the dog directly came to say something that ruined the scenery. The dog blinked and looked at Yueyi, and suddenly said in a milk voice:
"This is Sister Yueyi, I told Brother Hooligan, you can't soak my sister, you can't do it, it's incest, it's incest, incest is not good, right?"
The people in the palace all have black lines on their faces, this dog is simply a living treasure.
Tu Zhe rubbed his nose and began to change the topic with a dry cough. Actually, it's about getting down to business.
Your Majesty, the great Asura King, your courage and integrity are my example, your open-mindedness and open-mindedness are my pursuit, and your what you are is mine
Come on, can you be a little more numb? Luo Hu directly waved his hand to interrupt Tu Zhe's something.
Say that the purpose of your coming here, little Tianzi, just say it directly, we Asura don't want to be that kind of vain, right?
Tu Zhe stroked his chest very gentlemanly and said, "I am willing to follow your wishes." ”
As soon as he said that, a glass cup appeared in his hand, rippling with red waves, and the rich aroma of wine was overflowing.
His Majesty, the Asura King of Maha, I would like to offer you the most beautiful wine as a junior to express my admiration for you.
Luo Hu couldn't wait when he smelled the aroma of the wine, so he rolled it over directly with his big hand, raised his head and drank it, until he saw the bottom, and then he looked at the wine that began to be generated again in the Tianbao vessel. Then while waiting for the wine, he said, wine is good wine, but I don't like the tone of your speech
As soon as Tu Zhe lifted his robe, he was directly arrogant, and said: "I knew that King Lu Daoluo was a happy person, and the fake meaning just now really made me tired of it." So, is there enough wine?"
Rahu blinked.
It seems that maybe it's a little less hahehe
Tu Zhe waved his hand, his mind moved, and a large number of heavenly treasures came out of a sparse uproar, all arranged in front of Rahu, which was full of Tiansutuo wine, and suddenly the palace was filled with a strong aroma of wine.
Wow –
Oh –
Luo Hu's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it when he looked at the rows of wine vessels in front of him that were as big as small lakes and as small as water tanks.
This Nima, where did he get so many heavenly treasures?
When Emperor Shakti and Lao Tzu went to war, Lao Tzu was defeated, so he had to marry Yue Yi out of Lu to make peace, and the little Wang Ba Lamb was not willing to give me a few such wine vessels. The paralyzed wine vessels were given to me, so will I still be short of wine to drink?
The question is, did this kid just give me a drink? Or did he even give me a wine vessel?