Chapter 769: Bai Shouju
Li Mengyang was shocked, he never expected that Evil Fengzi was actually one of the ten leaders of the Guardian of Xiangzhi, the Taoist name Zhi Yuanzi, and his real name was Bai Shouju.
It's just that when he heard this name, he didn't mention how tired he was, so he looked Zhi Yuanzi up and down and said, "Brother Bai, I don't think you look like a fragrant fox spirit at all, how did you get into the guardian of incense?"
Zhi Yuanzi smiled: "Boss, you don't have to look at me, I'm a pure fragrant fox spirit, just wearing a human skin." This human skin was left after the demons devoured humans, and after being put on the body, it was isolated from a qiē breath, so people couldn't see that I was a fragrant fox spirit. ”
Li Mengyang immediately understood that Bai Ruxue had also worn Yan Chifeng's human skin before, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have been able to find out that she was a woman at all, and the same was true for Zhi Yuanzi.
He smiled: "I see, Brother Bai, since you are the commander of the Guardian of Xiangzhi, then please show your original form, no need to hide anymore, with me, no one dares to bully the Xiang Fox Spirit." ”
Zhi Yuanzi said with a smile: "Boss, this is not very good, I don't have any clothes inside, if I am naked, what kind of body will it be?! ”
Li Mengyang scolded with a smile: "Old guy, don't ≠ be so disgusting as you say, Lao Tzu doesn't like men, and I'm not interested in your treasure land!"
Zhi Yuanzi said: "Boss, you misunderstood what I meant, I was afraid that those Taoist friends would have bad thoughts about the old man when they saw it, but if the boss likes it, the old man is willing to let the boss reclaim this feng shui treasure that has been guarded for hundreds of years." ”
At this time, the saints of Xiaoyaomen had already put all the immortal hearts on the ground into the Mu Ni beads and handed them to Li Mengyang, so they stood aside, hearing that the evil wind was pretending to be a fragrant fox spirit, and their eyes were shining with a smile. All have to appreciate and appreciate this feng shui treasure.
Li Mengyang saw that these saints all had obscene smiles on their faces, and they were very disgusting, so he put them in the wishful prayer beads and let them be with the silver dragon Li Yuanhao and others, and then he scolded with a smile: "Get out, if you tell you to take it off, you can take it off, what so much nonsense!"
Bai Shouju saw that there were several female saints such as Bai Peony, Xiao Hongxue, and Duan Qingzi in the field, and said: "Boss, this is not very good, it is naked in front of female Taoist friends." I'm afraid it's not very good, in case they fall in love with the old man and want to give the boss a green hat, then the old man will not live?!"
Li Mengyang said angrily: "Roll on, love can't get off, Lao Tzu is not interested in your true face now, since you love to wear human skin, continue to wear human skin." ”
Bai Shouju said with a smile: "Since the boss said it, then I should restore my original face, this human skin has been draped for three hundred years." It's all tired of being crooked, it's time to restore the old man's male face, but the boss, you can't be kind to the old man. ”
said. Evil Fengzi stripped naked, and pulled hard with his backhand, and the old skin immediately fell, Rao is Li Mengyang was prepared. Still surprised him.
In front of him, a naked beauty appeared, tall and tall, with exquisite facial features. A pair of soul-destroying eyes, curved willow eyebrows, and sexy lips are very charming.
Seeing this peerless beauty, Bai Peony, Xiao Hongxue, Duan Qingzi and others were very shocked, especially Xiao Hongxue was even more shocked, Evil Fengzi has been joining Xiaoyaomen for a year, and she didn't find out that Evil Fengzi is a big beauty.
This beauty smiled sweetly at Li Mengyang, stretched out her orchid finger, Tingting curled, kept writhing, and said: "Why, it seems that you are disappointed to see the old man's true face, boss, are you very dissatisfied?!"
Hearing this old voice, Li Mengyang suddenly woke up, and he scolded: "Old guy, you turned out to be a beautiful girl, so can you change your voice too, look at your appearance, and hear your voice again, Lao Tzu has the urge to beat you." ”
Bai Shouju was startled, and hurriedly grinned: "Boss, don't care, old man...... No, it's the slave family, the slave family is joking with you, don't take it to heart. ”
Her voice instantly turned into a soft female voice, and her delicate voice was full of chic style, which made Li Mengyang very comfortable to listen to.
He laughed and said: "This voice is right, I said [Chrysanthemum] flower, you are also awkward, the boss knows that you are a mother, very happy, you will be the leader of the guardian of incense in the future, by the way, which hall are you from, won't it also be a chrysanthemum hall?"
Bai Shouju continued to show off, constantly winking at Li Mengyang, and said with a smile: "Boss, the slave family is not the leader of the Jutang, the slave family is the leader of the Leopard Hall, and it can be regarded as the head of the leopard." ”
Li Mengyang was completely speechless, and said, "I said [Chrysanthemum] flower, can you stop complaining and put on your clothes?"
Bai Shouju spread his hands even more, shaking the meat ball on his chest, and said very aggrievedly: "Boss, I don't have women's clothes to wear, it's too uncomfortable to wear men's clothes." Oh, by the way, I think of one more thing when I think of being uncomfortable, boss, can you lend me your stuff?"
Li Mengyang glanced at her, and said to Xu Ruorou in the shocking mirror: "Rou'er, find a dress for her to wear, this old boy is still addicted, isn't it just two meat balls, what is there to show off, Lao Tzu has touched it a lot." ”
Xu Ruorou agreed, and hurriedly went looking for clothes, Li Mengyang said: "[Chrysanthemum] flower, if you want to borrow something just now, the boss will lend it to you." ”
Bai Shouju said with a smile: "Boss, borrow me your black stick, it's time to dredge it, I haven't tasted meat for three hundred years, but it makes the slave family uncomfortable." ”
Li Mengyang suddenly had a lot of cold sweat on his forehead, and said ominously: "This...... I...... It's not easy to borrow, if I lend it to you, what will I use?!"
Bai Shouju was dumbfounded, and the beautiful woman Bai sent her to the door and refused?! She said to Bai Peony: "Sister Peony, is the boss really a mentally retarded? With this IQ, how did he get into you?"
Bai Peony snorted coldly: "Who is your sister?!" Xianggong is very smart, he just disdains you, not all women accept it! You better put on your clothes!"
As he spoke, Bai Peony took out a set of clothes from the Surprise Mirror and threw it to Bai Shouju.
Bai Shouju was suddenly a little stunned, she said while dressing: "Sister Peony, I am your sister, you forgot, three hundred years ago, the relationship between the two of us was the best, but at that time they were inseparable and very affectionate, didn't I come to the Eight Immortals Palace for you? I wanted to surprise you, but I didn't expect the boss to mess up, but I snatched you away." ”
Bai Peony immediately understood that this Bai Shouju must be a close friend of Bai Peony in the past, but the real White Peony had already been devoured by her, and she said coldly: "The real White Peony died as early as three hundred years ago, although I am still a white peony, but I am only a woman of Xianggong, and only a woman of Xianggong can be my sister." Since Xianggong doesn't want you, we can't be sisters. ”
Bai Shouju was immediately speechless, and said to Li Mengyang very resentfully: "Boss, didn't you just say that as long as you are a fragrant fox spirit and are willing to be your woman, you will accept it? Why don't you accept me? Is it because I am not beautiful enough?"
Li Mengyang was dumbfounded, and said: "[Chrysanthemum] flower, when did you say that you want to be my woman? ! ”
Bai Shouju's tone became more and more resentful: "Boss, just now when someone sent it to the door, Bai let your black stick stab you, then why are you indifferent and refuse to let people be thousands of miles away?!"
Li Mengyang suddenly realized, and saw that she was very pretty, like a flower like jade, and she also had the eyes full of spring waves and love to hook people's souls, he hurriedly pulled Bai Shouju into his arms, and he couldn't wait to grab the pair of meat balls and pinch them hard.
This hurt Bai Shouju, and he scolded repeatedly: "Dead ghost, lightly, pinch the dead." ”
Li Mengyang laughed and said: "[Chrysanthemum] flower, if you don't pinch it hard, who knows if this meat ball is real or fake? Seeing that you are so painful, it should be true, fortunately you are not a shemale, then you send an infatuated blood curse to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will accept you immediately." ”
Bai Shouju smiled, bit a finger, and just drew a love heart on Li Mengyang's chest, and then she restored the voice of the evil wind, and under Li Mengyang's crying and laughing, she issued an infatuated blood curse.
Then Bai Shouju stretched out his hand and grabbed the black stick, his face was full of resentment, and the old man's voice said excitedly: "Boy, the old man has been widowed for three hundred years in order to wait for your black stick, and today you must satisfy the old man, otherwise the old man will invite other Taoist friends." ”
Li Mengyang was disgusted by this voice, and he said angrily: "[Chrysanthemum] flower, don't be so perverted, okay, if you use a male voice again, Lao Tzu won't play anymore, and he will shoot you to death directly!"
When Bai Shouju heard this, she was really afraid of him, and immediately resumed her female voice, and she smiled coquettishly: "Boss, don't you think it's so exciting?
Li Mengyang snorted angrily and cleaned up Bai Shouju with a black stick, and said angrily: "Old boy, I give you one last warning, don't say male voices in front of me in the future, if you annoy me, don't blame me for cleaning you up." ”
Bai Shouju hummed happily, and said coquettishly: "Boss, don't you shoot me to death?"
Li Mengyang said with a smile while working hard: "[Chrysanthemum] flower, you will be my woman from now on, as long as it is my woman, my brother will not really kill her, at most it is to control and restrain her, and let her suffer a little." ”
When Bai Shouju heard this, she immediately resumed her male voice, and she laughed and said, "Boss, as long as you don't kill me, the old man likes you to be savage!"
Li Mengyang was furious when he heard this, and said: "Old boy, I don't take Lao Tzu's words as one thing, watch Lao Tzu pierce your [chrysanthemum] flower!" (to be continued......)