The three hundredth octopus did not die, the net broke

Bi Shi's mouth opened and he didn't make a sound.

Is there a problem with what I say? You are human, we are demons, people and demons are mixed together, what is it that is not a demon and a lady? You are trying hard at me, it doesn't make sense. Bi Shi felt infinitely aggrieved.

The pig killer didn't care what Bi Shi thought, and pointed at Taiyi with a finger: "See Mu You, where is the real shemale, what kind of eyes do you have? Why can't you even see a shemale?"

Zhong Bi Fang suddenly remembered that this Taiyi still has the blood of the demon clan, half of it is a human, half of it is a demon, the Qi of the Nine Yang of the Pangu God is transformed into a human, viviparous, oviparous, wet, and metamorphosis, these four ways of breeding and producing sentient beings, only the heavenly demon belongs to the incarnation, it is said that the upper body of this old Bangzi is a human, and the lower body is a snake, that is the demon bloodline of the fake package, then he is not a shemale, who is a shemale?

The ten brothers of Bi Fang immediately pointed at Taiyi and shouted: "Shemale, what about you, your whole family is a shemale!"

Of course Taiyi knows what a shemale is, and there have been shemales in the four secular continents since ancient times, and they are not engaged in any glorious profession, and now they are accused of being shemales, and they can't help but feel a little depressed.

Fortunately, these idiots don't seem to know how embarrassing the title of shemale is, and at the same time, Taiyi doesn't want to waste time on these verbal battles, so he ignores them and directly confronts the pig killer and says, "Is it interesting to be smart? I ask you, are you willing to return to the human race?"

Killing Pig's eyes blinked: "What do you mean? What are you going to come back to? Have you ever left the Terrans?"

Taiyi saw that he looked around, and he didn't think much of himself, so he made a condition: "As long as you return to the human race and take the future and destiny of the human race as your own responsibility, this emperor is not talented, and you can hold a very high position in the heavenly court." ”

The pig killer rubbed his nose: "What, ask a question, Heavenly Court is opened by your family?"

Taiyi was stunned, what does this little bastard mean? Do you want to know your influence in the heavenly court? It seems that she doubts whether she has this power?

Then you have to give him a reassuring pill: "You don't have to worry about this little cub, although this emperor is not the Emperor of Shenxiao Jiuchen, but at least he is one of the Four Great Emperors, besides, this emperor also has another identity, that is, one of the two attendants of the Haotian Jade Emperor, although this position is not very good, and it is not a formal official position, but you know, when this emperor wants to meet the Haotian Jade Emperor, then no one can stop him." You know what it means."

The pig's mouth crooked: "Close ministers, I don't care if you are a close minister or a traitorous minister, the key is that no matter what kind of minister you are, you are still a minister, you can count what you say? I want to be a heavenly official, you have the final say? You are so awesome!"

Taiyi didn't care about the sarcasm in his words, and said proudly: "The good Emperor is also treated as the Lord of the Righteous Realm, and he is at the same level as the Emperor Ziwei, if you are a heavenly official, will anyone dare to disobey me when I say it?"

The pig killer said solemnly: "Your words are really so effective?"

Taiyi: "That's nature!"

Killing the pig gritted his teeth: "It's not enough to give a heavenly official, there are other conditions." ”

When the ten brothers of Bi Fang heard this, they blew up: "What do you mean by killing pigs? A heaven-breaking official has bought you? You have taken refuge in a shemale at once? Do you still want to be shameless?"

The pig killer ignored them, raised his chin, and said to Taiyi: "Yuan Fang, what do you say?"

Taiyi was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what he meant by Yuanfang, but he couldn't control so much, you can't entangle the details with him about this little bitch, otherwise you won't know what's going on if you become a godfather, so Taiyi immediately nodded: "It's good to have conditions, I'm afraid you don't talk about conditions, say!"

Bi Ba was noisy and saw that the pig killer ignored them, and the fire was so big that he was about to spray to death this guy who forgot his righteousness, but he was slapped by the beast brother's wings, and Bi Er also frowned: "Can you rest for a while?"

The pig killer scratched his scalp and thought for a long time: "What's that, it's not that the buddies see the small, it's really that the official is not too small, the money is not too much, there is no way, the poor are used to it, so the poor are afraid, no matter how big the official is, if he is not corrupt and bribe-taking, he won't have much oil and water just by his salary, right?

So, buddies, think it's still affordable to have money, so that the buddies don't open their mouths widely, the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth have it, right?

Well, also, the various materials of that refining weapon can give the brothers hundreds of thousands of Sumeru rings, remember that the quality can't be too inferior, huh? For example, if it's lower than the grade of Da Luo Jinjing, don't take it out to fool the brothers;

The most important thing is, don't forget Fanjing, buddies, I'm the rarest of these things, such as gods, the king of gods, everything is so-so, so if you come to tens of billions of them, aren't you here for the pure demon crystal star of the Demon Star Sea this time?

The more Taiyi listened, the more angry he became, you are paralyzed, you call it profit sharing? Don't you call the lion open his mouth? Can you open it a little wider to make Bendi more surprised? Why don't you just ask Bendi and give you all the treasures of the heavenly court?

Taiyi Tie blushed, knowing that he was being played by this little bitch, where is this talking about conditions? It's just playing tricks.

Taiyi finally got a little angry: "Little bastard, if you really have the intention of returning, just mention some possible conditions, do you think you are worth so many treasures and money?"

The pig killer immediately turned his face: "Paralyzed, Lao Bangzi, you can't take it out or can't be the master? If you don't have that great ability, don't say that you are like a god, I rely on you to pour water and water! I think Lao Tzu is not worth it? Lao Tzu is still not happy, and if you can't talk about it, you will break up, how can you have the leisure to talk about life and ideals with you here, and go!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand at the crowd.

Seeing that the pig killer was so angry that Taiyi choked, he realized that the person who came to kill the pig just now was not really talking to Taiyi about the conditions, but was blocking the old man, and now the big guy was happy, and the big wings were raised, and he shouted in unison: "Let's go-"

Taiyi's nose was crooked, and the qi of the nine yangs in his eyes suddenly crossed, and he said in a dark voice: "If you want to leave, where is it so easy, you traitor, I sentence you to death on behalf of the Heavenly Court and the hundreds of millions of heavenly people of the human race!"

When the pig killer heard this, he almost fell to the ground.

Damn, why does this sound so familiar? This old lady can't have been a fan in Yan Futi, right?

The pig killer squinted his eyes and said, "Are you Zhu Fan?"

Taiyi was about to make a big killing move, and was stunned when he heard the words of killing the pig: "Zhu Fan?

"Zhu Shimao's fans, referred to as Zhu fans. You like to watch a skit or something?"

Taiyi said angrily: "What Zhu Fen, what about cow dung, you little bastard with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, words and deeds are invisible, but you are the scum of my human race, if you don't kill it, I'm sorry for the heavenly court and the people." ”

The pig killer nodded: "Oh, it turns out that you are a member of the National People's Congress, no wonder you represent this and that." Do you know what it means to be represented? You are an old bastard, and you are actually worthy of representing hundreds of millions of fart people in the heavenly realm? When you are paralyzed, you play with women, and when you have two and three mothers, and some milk, you also play on behalf of the fart people in the heavenly realm? When you collect the treasury and people's wealth into your own pocket, you also represent the fart people in the heavenly realm? You can represent anything? Your face is bigger than your buddies' ass!"

As soon as the ten brothers of Bi Fang heard that relief, they immediately burst into laughter happily and shouted:

"It's enjoyable, I would like to express my appreciation on behalf of the demons!"

"Come on, paralyzed old bangzi, don't you mean that the Jade Emperor of Haotian is spicy and eats it?"

"Give it to Ligaga, turn your ass around and take a look, and I'll verify on behalf of the demon whether you're male or female. ”

Bendi represents it!

Taiyi was so angry that he was about to spurt blood, and he didn't say anything, and nine pure yang qi flew out of his eyes, turning into nine rays of light to block the entire broken time and space, and he was about to launch a lore against the pig killer and Zhu Bifang.

When the pig killer saw it, he immediately shouted: "Brother Ji Qì-"

Brother Ji was looking at it interestingly, and suddenly the pig who was killed drank his throat, knowing that his job was coming, he immediately screamed: "Yes!"

The finger of the pig was too one, the hair was scattered, and he looked at the ten directions: "The sigh of the gods is woody?"

Brother Ji said loudly: "This can be had!"

The hands of the pig killer were behind his back: "What is the consequence of the gods sighing?"

Brother Ji said loudly: "All the stars and demons in the entire Demon Star Sea will be annihilated!"

The pig killer: "Will Taiyi Lao Bangzi be annihilated?"

Brother Ji Qì shouted: "We will all die, and Taiyi will be annihilated like an old man!"

The pig killer turned to the ten brothers of Bi Fang: "I heard that Mu You, are you afraid of death?"

The faces of all Bi Fang were ruthless: "If you are afraid of death, you will not be a demon, and you will not be afraid of death!"

The pig killer sneered and faced Taiyi: "The jade is burned, this is your choice?"

Taiyi's face was hideous and weird.

This little bastard who is paralyzed is going to play with his life. There's nothing terrible about dying, I'm incarnated into billions, I don't know how many doppelgangers are hidden in the heavens, even if I'm done with this body, I won't really die.

But after all, this is the body, if you die, those incarnations are not as powerful as the body, and the Qi of Jiuyang will also disappear.

This is secondary, the key is that if the Demon Star Sea, which took tens of thousands of years to be calculated by the human race, is gone, wouldn't it be a waste of work?

Taiyi calmed down, the light in his eyes flickered, and he said coldly, "How are you doing?"

The pig killer said: "Let's go, what should you do if you stay, the two have nothing to do with each other." Otherwise, buddies don't mind making the gods sigh. Anyway, we ants, life is not worth much, if you are willing to die together, then how can you say that? I don't know? The paralyzed barefoot is not afraid to wear shoes, do you understand this?"

Taiyi's eyes were cloudy, and he groaned for a long time and put away the qi of Jiuyang.

The pig laughed. He really doesn't mind fighting with the old lady to break the net, and the paralyzed people have died once, is it so terrible to die?

With a wave of his hand to kill the pig, he and Zhu Bifang flew back into the "Sigh of the Gods", and Brother Ji always pointed the barrel of the cannon at Taiyi, and then issued a command: "Space Jump!"

In an instant, the "sigh of the gods" vanished.

Taiyi looked down and thought for a long time in a daze, and suddenly his five fingers began to calculate the heavenly machine like a wheel, but unfortunately, the person who counted was always in a fog, and his return to the collection was nothing. Taiyi's heart suddenly throbbed, and some bad premonitions hit his heart.

Taiyi muttered: "Could it be that the human race will have great twists and turns?"