Chapter 818: Watermelon on the Tree (Second Watch)
(Today's third watch, the third watch is around eight o'clock in the evening, ask for all tickets!)
Chu Jun ran towards the hillside, and soon came to the bottom of the tree, and under the huge canopy, he was as small as an ant. Chu Jun suddenly felt that he was standing in front of the entire world, as insignificant as mayfly dust.
With awe, Chu Jun reached out and touched the huge tree body, feeling the vast and vast aura on it.
"Little cub, don't touch it!" a somewhat hoarse voice sounded abruptly.
Chu Jun was taken aback, let go of his hand and looked around, but he didn't find anyone, and couldn't help but raise his voice: "In Xia Chu Jun, in order to find opportunities, can the old-timers show up and see it?"
This should be the core of the Eternal Life Tower, if the owner of the Kunpeng has not yet sat down, it is very likely that it is here, and the nine Qi Luck Golden Lotus may be planted by him, for this kind of suspected king-level existence, Chu Jun has to be cautious and respectful. However, after screaming a few times in a row and not responding, Chu Jun couldn't help frowning, a little doubtful that he had auditory hallucinations just now.
So, Chu Jun reached out and touched the tree again.
"Stinky boy, don't touch it, if you touch it, you will pay for it!" The hoarse voice sounded again, looking a little angry.
Chu Jun heard it clearly this time, and his eyes fell on a place several meters high, where there was a long horizontal branch hugged by several people, and under the branch hung a huge fruit, suddenly looking like an oval watermelon, the sound just now was made by this watermelon.
Chu Jun was not much surprised, after all, the Beast Control Gate is all strange characters, not to mention turning into a watermelon, even if it becomes a piece of, he will not be too strange, calmly hugged the watermelon in the high place and said: "Under Chu Jun, meet the old-timers!"
"What's the front and back, where did you kid come from?" the watermelon suddenly moved.
Chu Jun finally saw it clearly at this time, and suddenly felt like an egg pump, that thing was not a watermelon at all, but a living person, an old man, but he curled up in a ball, and a few sparse beards on his chin were inserted into the body of the tree, and he hung on the tree like that, plus he was only wearing gray clothes, and suddenly he looked like a fruit hanging under the branches...... This is so talented!
The big melon rolled down the tree pole and bones, until it rolled to Chu Jun's feet before standing up, it was indeed a little old man more than five feet tall. Chu Jun found that the clothes he was wearing were not gray, because the clothes on the old man's chest were pale cyan and very mottled, and the clothes on his back were gray obviously because of the fading, which showed that the little old man had been curled up and hung on the tree for a short time, and even the color of his clothes had fallen off.
The little old man crossed his hips, raised his head high, looked at Chu Jun with small eyes, and a few sparse beards were raised high, which was very funny.
Chu Jun didn't dare to laugh out loud, this guy was very likely to be the owner of the divine beast Kunpeng outside, that is, the ancestor in the mouth of the flying tiger, but his appearance was far from this bad old man, how could that flying tiger recognize the wrong person.
"Boy, don't let you touch you, do you pay if you touch it? If you don't pay the old man, I'm going to beat you!" the little old man blew his beard and glared.
Chu Jun couldn't help but be speechless, this old guy sounded a little unreasonable and naïve, could it be that he had practiced until he was only three years old?
"The seniors laughed, how could this tree be bad when touched!"
"Who said it wouldn't be bad to touch, or you let me touch it and try it, see if it's bad!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and touched Chu Jun's hand.
Chu Jun dared to be touched by him, and hurriedly dodged to avoid it, joking, this old antique didn't know how to live for tens of thousands of years, and he didn't know how powerful it was, so if he touched it, he might break his muscles and bones.
The little old man touched the air, and suddenly he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared and scolded: "Stinky boy, it won't be bad if you touch it, why do you want to dodge!"
Chu Jun frowned, not knowing if this bad old man was really stupid or fake, and said with a smile: "The senior said that he was laughing!"
"Joke at it, if you touch my tree twice, I'm sure I'll touch it back!" After speaking, he rushed forward to catch Chu Jun.
Chu Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, and hurriedly dodged to avoid it, and at the same time secretly wondered, how could this little old man be as clumsy as an ordinary person, how could it be the power to ambush the divine beast Kunpeng.
The little old man pounced more than a dozen times but failed to catch Chu Jun, and he was so angry that he rolled on the ground and shouted: "I'm angry with the old man, I'm angry with the old man! You kid is too bad, bully the old man!"
Chu Jun couldn't help but be dumbfounded, it seems that this little old man is the ancestor that the flying tiger said in his mouth, and it is not strange that this guy can make a tree that pokes the tiger's ass with a branch.
The little old man sprinkled for a while, obviously thinking it was useless, so he patted his ass and stood up, shaking his head and saying, "It's not fun, it's not fun at all!"
Chu Jun couldn't help but ask, "Seniors don't plan to touch it twice?"
The little old man looked at Chu Jun with the eyes of an idiot and said, "You didn't touch the old man's tree, why did the old man have to spend effort to touch it back, are you an idiot when you are an old man?"
Chu Jun suddenly collapsed, nodded and said, "The senior is really smart, and he figured it out at once!"
The little old man suddenly smiled proudly and said approvingly: "You kid is not bad, you are smarter than the old man's apprentices, but you are still far behind the old man!"
Chu Jun suddenly laughed dryly.
The little old man glanced at Chu Jun and said, "Laughing fart, although you kid didn't touch the natal divine tree, but you saw the old man's nine luck golden lotus, how can this account be calculated?"
Chu Jun's expression was grim, it seemed that although this old man was confused on the surface and had a naughty child, he didn't seem to be stupid, and he knew that he had ruined his luck golden lotus.
"Senior, those nine luck golden lotuses were destroyed by themselves, and it's none of the juniors' business!"
"Anyway, if you look bad, you have to pay for it!" The little old man looked Chu Jun up and down with his sparse beard, and muttered in his mouth: "What should you pay for, Xiao Shi Lu Realm, Spirit Vein, Nine Dragon Ding...... This gun is not bad, hey, and the time-lapse array, wow, a lot of good things!"
Chu Jun's heart was shocked, and he couldn't help but jump backwards, staring at the skinny bad old man in front of him as if he had seen a ghost, because almost everything this old man said was in his small world, and this little old man actually said it like a few family treasures, which he couldn't help but be shocked.
"Stinky boy, you got such a good thing, it's really worthy of the anti-heavenly destiny that takes away people's blessings!" The little old man looked at Chu Jun with a jealous look and said: "You kid used my nine luck golden lotus to peep into the heavens, the old man can't take half of your luck too much, okay, it's decided, you have to compensate me for half of my luck!"
Chu Jun's complexion suddenly became ugly, it seemed that this bad old man had been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and now he finally showed his tail, and he wanted to extract half of his luck.
"Boy, do you see that the old man has planted the nine luck golden lotuses for tens of thousands of years, it's okay to use half of the luck to compensate?" the little old man asked, crossing his waist.
Chu Jun raised his eyebrows and said coldly: "I don't agree!"
The little old man suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you agree, or you will return the old man's nine luck golden lotus!"
"What's the matter with me, I just glanced at the pond, and your luck golden lotus withered and died by itself!" Chu Jun said a little shamelessly.
The little old man suddenly jumped to his feet and scolded: "Stinky boy, you are so shameless!"
Chu Jun said without changing his face: "I haven't even touched your luck golden lotus, it's really none of my business that they die and die, seniors don't spew blood!"
The little old man was so angry that he scratched his ears and cheeks, suddenly his eyes rolled, and he raised his hand to point at Chu Jun, and the ancient tree suddenly swept a branch and wrapped Chu Jun up and lifted it. Chu Jun couldn't help but be taken aback, and he wanted to break the branches, but this ancient tree was extremely tenacious, and no matter how hard Chu Jun struggled, he couldn't keep earning it.
The little old man looked at Chu Jun hanging on the tree, clapped his hands proudly and shouted and jumped: "The old man didn't even touch you, so it's none of my business if your luck is drained!"
Chu Jun couldn't help but be shocked and angry, and with a movement of his divine thoughts, he opened the Little World Realm, and the Holy Light Tearing Beast roared out from within the Little World Realm.
The little old man suddenly screamed excitedly, clapped his hands and shouted, "What a big bone, fun and fun!"
The Holy Light Ripper roared and shot out two white rays of light at the little old man, who puffed out his cheeks violently, and the two beards of his chin swooped up, straight forward, and quickly lengthened.
Bang!
The two holy lights with the aura of destruction were actually extinguished by the little old man's two beards, and Chu Jun, who was tied to the tree, couldn't help but be stunned, this bad old man was too perverted.
"Ha Luha, come again!" the little old man danced with excitement like a three-year-old child.
The Holy Light Ripper seemed to be enraged, and with a whoosh, three more beams of light burst out, and at the same time, its neck stretched out, casting a spatial tear.
When the little old man saw the beam open, he suddenly stretched out his beard and poked it a few times as if he had picked up candy, and at the same time, a wall of phosgene suddenly appeared around his body, and the space with him as the center was as stable as gold and iron, but the space outside this range was torn and displaced.
Chu Jun was completely stunned at this moment, even the spatial tearing of the Holy Light Tearing Beast couldn't do anything about this old man, so how powerful he had to be.
At this time, the Holy Light Ripping Beast had already roared and pounced on the little old man, but before it could pounce on the little old man's side, it immediately crashed into the qi wall with a bang, and immediately fell to pieces.
The little old man rushed forward with a cheer, flew up and kicked the huge holy light hundreds of meters, and fell directly into the Spirit Spring of Life at the bottom of the hillside.
"Ha Luha, your ass is not an ass, your nose is not a nose!" the little old man pinched his orchid finger and sang.
In addition to the shock or shock in Chu Jun's heart, this guy is too perverted, the strength of the Holy Light Tearing Beast is definitely not worse than the middle of the Condensation Period, but under the hands of this old man, there is not even the slightest room for resistance, and it is cut like a toy.
"Hehe, stinky boy, what's so funny, hurry up and let it out to play!" the little old man looked at Chu Jun on the tree with a blank eye.
"Trick your sister!" Chu Jun had the urge to vomit blood, and said loudly: "You let me go, I'll fight with you!"
"Hehe, stinky boy, you are an idiot for the old man, why does the old man want to fight with you!"
"If you don't dare to fight, you're afraid of me, you're afraid of being beaten like a dog by me!"
"Bah, the old man will be afraid of you, believe it or not, the old man will beat you into a dog now!"
"If you have the ability, let me go now, see who beats who into a dog, and whoever loses must learn to bark three times!"
The little old man's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "This is fun, whoever loses will learn to bark three times, and learn to bark pigs and cows!"
"You can learn anything!"
"That's decided, no one is allowed to go back, and whoever regrets it will have to learn how to pee with a dog!" After the little old man finished speaking, he pointed casually, and the branch that was wrapped around Chu Jun suddenly loosened Chu Jun.
Chu Jun moved his body that was strangled and painful, and the thoughts in his mind turned sharply, this old man's mind seemed to be indeed the same as that of a naughty boy, and he couldn't fight him if he fought hard, maybe he could fool him.
"Come on, come on, let's fight, the losing one will learn to learn to be a dog and a pig and a cow bark!" The little old man pooped and beckoned to Chu Jun, looking impatient.