Things are not quite the same as the imagination of the fireworks real people, when Liu Suiyun was indulging in the world of Lingzhi, he was pulled out of reality by Shen Yaqin's voice: "Suiyun, how do you learn to grow tea?"

Shen Yaqin always likes to use "planting tea" instead of Lingzhi, Liu Suiyun has become accustomed to this saying: "Master, the disciple can't release the scroll, and finally has a little gain!"

"That's good!" Shen Yaqin sat directly opposite Liu Suiyun: "I'll see how you are doing, and I'll give you a special discount, this time it's not an examination school, you don't have to be beaten ...... palms"

"Beat the heart ......"

Liu Suiyun's hand retracted for the first time, and he asked cautiously: "Master, now it's Wangshan's turn to preach, right?

"Because I just don't want to listen to what Wangshan says, I came here with you!" Shen Yaqin rarely showed a helpless look: "Wangshan said some yellow jokes, the jokes I told last time made me not in the mood to drink tea for three days, and your two senior brothers were also hungry for two days." ”

Let a person like Shi Niang not drink tea for three days, let the two senior brothers not eat for two days, what kind of joke Wangshan Zhenren is talking about, it can already be imagined! Liu Suiyun didn't want to have such a terrifying experience, so he hurriedly said: "Shi Niang, if you ask, the disciple must answer with his heart!"

"Okay!" Shen Yaqin is not just as simple as testing Liu Suiyun's progress, although she can't grow tea, she still has considerable attainments in Lingzhi, so she is naturally willing to guide Liu Suiyun, and now she can avoid the poisonous tongue of Wangshan Zhenren, why not.

And for Liu Suiyun, no matter how strong Wangshan Zhenren's yellow jokes and bloody jokes are, they are just similar to Li Zhangmen's Chicken Soup for the Soul, after all, Wangshan Zhenren is facing thousands of monks at completely different levels, some monks have just broken through the Qi Induction Period and Qi Refining Period, some monks have been polished for hundreds of years in the foundation building period, and some monks have become refined Jindan monks, not to mention that there are Yuanying monks who are equivalent to his realm.

If you want to make so many monks of different levels relatively satisfied, it can only be a joke, how can it compare to the one-on-one preaching of the master, Liu Suiyun has never worked so hard, even in the face of great pressure, it is not as good as the encouragement of the teacher's personal preaching.

He can be said to be quick to the limit, from time to time to draw inferences, from time to time to suddenly comprehend, from time to time to review the old and learn the new, the practice effect is so good that it can't be better, and his heart is even more relaxed: "The master taught me so well!"

Shen Yaqin taught very happily, she was originally worried that Liu Suiyun's foundation was too poor and she couldn't keep up with her progress, but after she spoke, she found that although Liu Suiyun could only be regarded as a wild man, she had made amazing progress, and she didn't need to release too much water by herself.

And this apprentice is really smart and studious, and quick-minded, from time to time can draw inferences, and even inspire herself, and even a little inspiration herself, greater joy comes from her seeing the real point, when she saw Liu Suiyun waking up from a dream or suddenly realized, Shen Yaqin knew that her apprentice had made a new breakthrough.

Originally, she didn't have much confidence in Liu Suiyun planting tea in Tianwu Peak, but at this moment, Shen Yaqin was becoming more and more confident, and she even had a feeling that Liu Suiyun's future achievements might not be easy to say, but in the matter of growing vegetables, he should be able to be better than the blue.

The pair of masters and apprentices were very happy to preach and teach on the Chonghua platform, but they were depressed and ruined the real people of Wangshan who were preaching.

Speaking of which, Wangshan Zhenren is definitely the most senior and deepest veteran in the entire Shenxiao Mountain, some legends even say that he lived past two thousand years old, and he is not too far from the late Yuan Infant period, and today's ranking is even above the head Li Wanjian, ranking third.

But the higher the ranking, the more worried Wangshan Zhenren was that he was getting into trouble, and at the beginning of the sermon, countless yellow jokes and fishy jokes were of course brought at will, which made many female monks and minor friars have a feeling of suffering in hell, but Wangshan Zhenren felt not very satisfied.

He felt that the effect didn't seem to be as good as Master Li's Chicken Soup for the Soul, not to mention anything else, in the stands of Linghua Sect, there was actually a thirteen or fourteen-year-old Xiao Nizi who completely ignored her powerful yellow jokes and fishy jokes, and read Taoist books attentively, and asked the fireworks real people around her from time to time for a sentence or two.

Could it be that the joke I talked about today is not yellow enough and not fishy enough, and when I look at it again, Wangshan Zhenren is really shocked, and on the high platform of Chonghua Peak of this sect, Shen Yaqin is concentrating on preaching to a handsome young man, this master and apprentice completely ignore their dignity, and they are very happy to learn, but they have left their own avenue behind.

How is this possible!

You must know that the real person of Wangshan Dao told jokes that were of great use, and his inheritance of this exercise was known as "After listening to these jokes, if you can be calm and unfazed, then it is the realm of transcendent sanctification", but the disgusting, bloody and yellow degree of these jokes of Wangshan Zhenren is beyond the imagination of ordinary people, that is, although he himself looks as usual when he speaks, he does not move, but in his heart he overturned the Baiwei bottle.

However, after seeing the warmth and coldness of the world, especially after everyone's reaction to these yellow jokes, Wangshan Zhenren's exercises have naturally made great progress, but if anyone ignores his yellow jokes and fishy jokes, he will naturally leave a big flaw in Wangshan Zhenren's heart.

If it's that little girl with long hair and a shawl, it's just that, after all, she is innocent and romantic, and she may not understand the true meaning of these jokes about Wangshan Zhenren, but what's going on with Shen Yaqin?

Although she has been married to Chu Nanhua for decades, and she is already an old Jindan monk, she is one of the female monks in the entire Shenxiao Sect who is most afraid of listening to Wangshan Zhenren's jokes, as if she is a yellow flower girl who has not yet passed the door.

Last time, Wangshan Zhenren told a joke about Ling Qing's corpse liquid at the ceremony, Shen Yaqin turned pale on the spot, and turned around and left directly, for fear of listening to Wangshan Zhenren's word, and afterwards she deliberately retreated for half a month.

How can such a woman with flaws all over her body turn a blind eye to her powerful joke today, this is so unreasonable!

It seems that he has been practicing for too long these days, so that his skills have retreated, Wangshan Zhenren let go of his initial relaxed mood and decided to use his skills to full strength, and used the yellowest jokes and the fishiest jokes to shake the monks in the audience again.

Since he had such an idea, all kinds of new and old jokes came out of the mouth of Wangshan Zhenren, some of the time period was so yellow that some monks almost howled, and some times it was bloody to the extreme, making people feel that they couldn't eat lunch today, and for a while, the whole ceremony venue was changing color.

Wangshan is full of skill, he feels that the jokes he told are one after another, there is no discipline, no scruples, all the men, women and young monks present are under the attack of Wangshan real people, some monks face like gold paper, as if they have been entangled with the enemy, some have already surrendered with their heads, some are in tears, some are sitting on the chair and look unconscious, and some female monks are eager to shrink their heads to the ground.

And Wangshan Zhenren has now changed the way of telling jokes, the front Li Wanjian Li Zhangmen talked about the chicken soup for the soul, talking about Xiao Xinxin, so Wangshan Zhenren often starts with Li Zhangmen's chicken soup for the soul and Xiao Xin, and the end becomes completely ruined Xiao Xin, so that all the monks present know the real cruelty of the Dao cultivation avenue.

He is getting better and better, and the more he talks about it, the more exciting it becomes, those little monks who have heard the chicken soup for the soul of Master Li are mixed up, they have just established a fantastic outlook on life, and Wangshan Zhenren will tear it all up, and let the cruel truth tell them: "If you want to live, you can do whatever it takes......"

From time to time, a monk foamed at the mouth and fainted directly, but the old qualification of the real person like fireworks was to applaud again and again: "Good, good, good! It smells as good as stinky feet, so good, today's joke of Wangshan Zhenren is really extraordinary!"

Watching one after another young monks in the Qi refining period foaming at the mouth and re-establishing a view of life, Wangshan Zhenren became excited, he couldn't help but turn his head to look towards the high platform of Linghua Sect, and saw that the little girl who was thirteen or fourteen years old was still holding the Taoist book in her hand, and she was not willing to put it down at all, and she was extremely serious, and she didn't pay attention to her wise words at all.

"Fuck ......"

Wangshan Zhenren almost blurted out directly, he quickly shifted his gaze to the position of Chonghua Peak, and now he couldn't understand it.

Shen Yaqin and Chu Nanhua's newly accepted little apprentice is still concentrating on preaching, what is the name of that little apprentice, yes, it is called Liu Suiyun, could it be that the little girl just now is Shen Que'er of Linghua Sect?

He saw Liu Suiyun dancing with his hands, his face was fascinated, and he clapped his hands from time to time, and he didn't know what Shen Yaqin was talking about, which actually fascinated Liu Suiyun, who had just started the school.

"Dog man and woman!"

Wangshan Zhenren blurted out at this time, but soon he smiled and said: "Let's talk about a joke about a dog man and a woman, I think all the Taoist friends present like this joke!"

"Don't!" many fragile monks had already exclaimed, "Don't!"

Those jokes that Wangshan didn't focus on before, are still so amazing, I'm afraid that this paragraph said by Wangshan Zhenren now is probably a hundred times more powerful, and it can definitely destroy everyone's love and affection, and immediately formed a wave of protests: "Don't!"

Wangshan summoned 120,000 skills, he cleared his throat, thinking about how to talk about how romantic this paragraph is, how to be small and fresh, and how to ruin the festival when it comes to the end, how to completely abuse his heart: "Come on! Don't let me down!"

There were already rows of monks in the audience foaming at the mouth, and some were retching desperately.