Emperor Haotian opened his mouth wide, and then realized that he had fallen into the pit again, damn boy, is it interesting to dig a pit for the master?

It's just a lion's big mouth, one person has a superb magic weapon, do you think Haotian Palace is a rich heavenly court, where can Lao Tzu get you so many magic weapons?

Qin Feng saw that the master's face was getting darker and darker, and immediately said: "Master, you have also seen it, my wives have just ascended, and they don't even have a magic weapon that they can handle. ”

There is some truth in the words, but no matter how you listen to it, it still feels like a pit.

The emperor gritted his teeth and said with a painful face: "Of course you have to give a meeting gift, they must be very tired when they have just ascended, apprentice, you take everyone to rest first, and the teacher personally selects the meeting gift for them, and then let people send it over." ”

"Thank you, Master!" he succeeded in his conspiracy, and said to the girls with a smile, "Quick, thank Master together." ”

"Thank you, Master!" the girls shouted coquettishly.

The emperor squeezed out a smile: "It's all a family, don't be polite, hehe...... Let's all go down and rest......"

After they left, the Emperor paused: "More than a dozen superb magic weapons, Lao Tzu's treasure house is empty all of a sudden, it seems that I have to find an opportunity to find the Jade Emperor and the Ziwei Emperor, and let them help with it." Well, especially the guy from the Jade Emperor, he is so rich that it is necessary to beat his autumn wind. ”

In the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor sneezed for no reason, and whispered to himself: "Who is talking about me behind my back, you are not small!"

Raising his head, he asked, "Why hasn't Qin Feng come over yet?"

Taishang Laojun stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the person who went to deliver the decree has just walked less than a cup of tea, and he should have just arrived at Haotian Palace, you still need to be patient and wait for a while." ”

"Got it!" the Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently, glancing at the triangular eyes that were still pretending to be pitiful.

The triangular eyes did a lot of tricks, with a miserable expression, and a strong resentment in his eyes, people who don't know will definitely think that he has been ruined by dozens of big men.

Besides, on the side of Haotian Palace, as soon as Qin Shao arranged the girls, a senior brother came over: "Little junior brother, Heavenly Court sent someone over and said that the Jade Emperor wants to see you." ”

He turned around and shouted, "I'm busy, I don't have time!"

The senior brother wiped his sweat: "Little junior brother, it's the Jade Emperor who wants to see you, there must be something important, you better hurry over, otherwise the master will definitely be angry." ”

"Well, the Jade Emperor's face still has to be given. He said to the girls with a stinky face: "You are good at home, wait for your husband to come back." ”

On the way to Heavenly Court, he deliberately flew very slowly, so that the people who came to deliver the decree urged him many times, but he regarded it as transparent.

"I said Qin Feng Great Immortal, can't you hurry up?"

"I'm already very fast, do you see that I am flying on auspicious clouds, not walking on two legs. He snorted: "Usually when I go to see the master, I walk past, which seems more sincere." ”

That person's face is green, you are all in Haotian Palace, so close, of course you don't have to fly to see Haotian Emperor, but now it's okay to go to Heavenly Court.

Qin Shao saw that his face was displeased, so he asked, "This ...... Father-in-law ......"

"I'm not my father-in-law!" the man immediately jumped to his feet and shouted.

"It's not my father-in-law, hasn't it always been my father-in-law's job to pass on the message?" he blinked.

"I'm not my father-in-law!" The man identified himself again: "This immortal is a heavenly court guard, not a father-in-law." ”

"Guard, but you are not wearing armor, you are wearing a Taoist robe, what is it that is not a father-in-law?" Qin Shao smiled and said, "I didn't expect that there are eunuchs in the heavenly realm, let me ask you a very personal question, do you have a little JJ?"

That person was about to go crazy, if he hadn't suppressed the fire in his heart, he would have already done it.

Qin Shao said again: "I want to ask a more private question, did you cut off that thing, or did it disappear in some way, did you take the initiative to change it, or did you ask others to help? The process must be very uncomfortable, right......?"

The man's heart was dead, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not a eunuch, Lao Tzu has a little JJ!"

"Really?" Qin Feng looked skeptical.

"Why don't I pull it out and show you!"

"Then forget it, in fact, in many cases, there is nothing that means!"

"Ugh!"

"Are you sure that your root still has the most primitive function? I'm afraid this is the reason why the Jade Emperor asked you to pass on the decree, by the way, father-in-law, we have been talking for so long, and we haven't asked your surname yet?"

The man subconsciously said: "Don't give your surname Ma, I'm not ......"

"Father-in-law Ma, it's really a blessing, the little surname is Qin, you just teach me Qin Feng Daxian! It can be seen that Father-in-law Ma is a very easy-going person, no wonder we can talk so happily. ”

“......”

When he came to the gate of the heavenly court, Ma "Gonggong" hit his head on the pillar, his eyes rolled and he fainted, and he could only be embarrassed for him, and he could hold on until now.

Qin Shao muttered while tidying up his coat that was not messy: "Father-in-law is father-in-law, without that little thing, it is really different from ordinary people's style of acting!"

After speaking, he took a big stride with a signature evil smile on his face and walked into the heavenly court.

The Jade Emperor was already drowsy, he had a fight with his wife last night, and then he was punished to sleep in the study, plus the annoyance of who to choose to fight, so his mental state was not very good.

Just when he was about to fall asleep, a loud voice sounded: "Haotian Palace disciple Qin Feng, meet the Jade Emperor...... Emperor Xie Yu!"

The Jade Emperor and the Haotian Emperor are equals, according to etiquette, Qin Feng should kneel and bow when he sees the Jade Emperor. As soon as the goods came up, they noticed that the Jade Emperor was napping, so they shouted violently, and as soon as their knees bent down a little, they stood up cheekily, and shouted in their mouths: "...... Emperor Xie Yudi ......"

The Jade Emperor was startled, opened his eyes and saw Qin Feng standing up, thinking that he had bowed down, and subconsciously said, "Qin Xiaoyou, you don't have to be polite......"

All the ministers stared, but they witnessed the whole process of Qin Feng's cautious eyes, and they said in their hearts that this kid is too bold, he is actually playing tricks in front of everyone, aren't they afraid of being exposed?

Looking at Qin Shao again, with a smug expression on his face, it was clear that Lao Tzu was not afraid of you exposing it, if you don't believe it, try it!

There is really no one who wants to do this kind of thankless and hurtful thing, anyway, the Jade Emperor already thinks that he has knelt, so why should we meddle.

However, there are really those who are not convinced, that is, the triangular eyes lying on the ground, his small eyes purred, and he said in his heart Qin Feng, you have one more crime, and today you are dead.