Chapter 737: Fairies are also crazy
PS: PS: The fairy world chapter has officially kicked off, and the fog of heaven has gradually become clear, he is still a sassy bag, and see how he mixes well in the fairy world!
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On the blue and blue fields, there are some low thatched huts scattered and scattered, and on the thatched huts, there is cooking smoke floating from time to time, and the sound of chickens and dogs fighting is faintly heard.
In the heart of this pastoral area, three courtyards several feet tall and low stand out from the crowd. White walls and black tiles, fences are encircled, and dozens of gorgeous flowers and plants are entwined on the fence. Behind the courtyard, three crooked-necked peach trees are competing to open, and the fragrance of peach blossoms fills the countryside. In the center of a peach tree, a pure white BMW is tied, and the horse squints wide-eyed, as if it is napping.
A multicolored streamer crossed the blue sky, and without stirring up any sound, it disappeared into this idyllic field.
On the pastoral path, a woman in a red dress walked with her hands behind her back and swayed her pace. Round face, thin eyebrows, red lips, phoenix eyes, slightly dark skin, and black hair slanting on the chest. At first glance, it is quite a three-point posture. It's a pity that there are no peaks on the chest, and only two small hills are faintly raised.
"Old Ghost Zhu, Old Ghost He, what are you doing in the bud rice field?" The woman in the red dress stopped and suddenly yelled towards the three acres of bud rice ten miles away. The roar was sharp and loud, like a big knife cutting through the air, and it could be heard clearly for dozens of miles.
"Ahem, ahem, Fairy Bizhu, you're here!" stretched out a red-haired man with a red nose and wrinkled head in the bud field, smiling and nodding at the woman in the red dress.
"Call the old lady Bi in charge! Answer my question, don't you farm well, what are you doing hiding together? Do you want to plot a rebellion? Say what about you. Stand up!" the woman in the red dress roared again. He also pointed to the bud rice field.
In the bud rice field, a middle-aged man in brown clothes once again came out, also full of wrinkles, and his slightly gray face showed a bit of vicissitudes. His face was calm, and he replied solemnly: "Chief Yubi, I found a man who had passed out here, crushing the old man's small bud seedlings. Zhu Si and I were treated for a long time, but we still couldn't wake up. ”
"Unconscious man? Dig a pit and bury it!" the woman in the red dress hummed angrily.
"It's not Mr. Bi, this young man smashed my hundred buds, if you don't wake up and compensate me, this season's harvest of buds, I will be yellow. The old ghost said loudly.
"Hehe! Three liters of bud rice and one fairy stone, a hundred bud seedlings can produce a maximum of thirty liters, ten fairy stones, and the penalty of immortal stones will be! Buried, buried! Saved him, the old lady still has to take care of him to eat and drink. The woman in the red dress waved her hand. Turn around and want to leave.
"You can't bury it, Mr. Bi. The old man is already surrounded by four walls, not to mention low-level immortal stones, not even spirit stones. ”
"Hmph! There are no fairy stones, so you can raise your spirit enough and squeeze it for the old lady a few times. Buried~!" The woman in the red dress said fiercely, licked her red lips, and walked with her hands again.
In the budding rice field, the red-haired man Zhu Si smiled evilly, and grinned in a low voice: "Hehe, old man He, just bury it! ”
"Old man Zhu, why don't you go with her and live happily?! For so many years, except for the first time, she let the old man taste something, and when did she get close to her in the future? The old man only suffers, not a trace of happiness!" the old man lamented.
The old man is the same, it's been seven or eight years, and it's been a joint cultivation, and it's all raw and drained dantian, and I can't even remember what her little mountain bag looks like. Zhu Siya smiled sourly.
"Alas, how good do you say this young man can be saved, what a good body, it seems that he still has a Buddha body and a golden body, he must be very ...... It's a pity that now it can only be buried in the bud rice field as fertilizer. Once the stubble is down, if you collect an extra three or five buckets, you will be satisfied. Old man He shook his head and sighed.
"Alas, dig a pit! Count your old man unlucky!" Zhu Si raised his hand and dug down the first spade fiercely.
"Why is the old man carrying it so much, he just took over this bud rice field this year, and he encountered this disaster star, not to mention that he couldn't earn a stone, and he had to be squeezed by the sao woman......
"Who are you scolding?!" Behind Old Man He, a cold snort sounded, like five thunderbolts, blowing up the two old men in the ground.
"Ah~!...... "Old man He's body was like a sifting chaff, and the black hand holding the hoe was also trembling violently.
The corners of Zhu Si's mouth twitched slightly, and he hurriedly bowed down and clenched his fists: "Lord Steward, the old man still has work in the field, the old man says goodbye!
"Get out! Your old ghost Zhu's rent this year has risen by one percent! I can't pay it, one less immortal stone is squeezed once, until it is squeezed dry!"
"No, I'm just here to see the ...... fun"
"If you don't get out, the old lady will squeeze you tonight!"
The woman in the red dress did not finish speaking, and the red-haired man was nowhere to be found.
Old man He bowed to the ground with a puff, and trembled and said, "Lord Steward, the old man does not choose what to say, please punish Lord Sir!"
"Well, you're very sensible. The punishment must be punished, but looking at your thin old body, there is not much oil and water now, so keep it! What did you just say, this corpse is a Buddha's golden body?" The woman in the red dress raised her jade leg lightly, pushed the old man He away, and carefully scanned the jet-black 'broken corpse' on the ground.
"Yes, yes, yes, my lord, look at the flesh on this kid's wound, dark gold, dark gold, and a little Buddha incense, similar to several senior monks in Yuanxian Temple. Old man He said flatteringly, patting the outward-turned flesh on the charred corpse. The dark golden flesh with a little bit of silver-red blood was still trembling slightly.
"Did you breathe?"
"Not yet!" the old man checked, and he was still angry. The damage to the dantian is not serious, it is estimated that there is a problem with the sea, and he didn't wake up for a while. ”
"If you can't save it, don't bury it, look at the color of the meat, wash and chop it, and feed it to Mingyue to the pigs, maybe it's a little useful. The woman in the red dress rolled her eyes and nodded.
"No, no, no, no, feeding the pigs can't do it!" the old man felt that he was buried to make fertilizer...... "Old man He was in a hurry.
"Whatever you want! Then you can come to the old lady's house at night! The old lady squeezes it once, maybe she can refine the fairy body......"
"Lord Steward, spare your life! Lao Er listens to you, you say save it, you say chop it, you say chop it!" Old man He begged and kowtowed again and again.
"Hmph! Why are you so afraid that the old lady is going to go first?! Say, how can you save it?"
Old man He wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said weakly: "It's not difficult to completely save him, but the old man needs something......"
"Something, don't be verbose. As long as it doesn't cost money, the old lady will give it to you. ”
"It doesn't cost money, it doesn't cost anything! Old man He said worriedly.
"Backyard?" the woman in the red dress narrowed her eyes.
"Yes, there are a few peach trees behind your yard, and now it is the season when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the peach blossom juice can clear the mind and moisten the brain, and can also nourish the dantian......"
"Fart! These peach trees are the old lady's baby pimples, and the old lady still expects it to produce seven or eight fairy peaches to honor Lord Hailan!
"No, no, no, you are wrong, my lord, I don't mean the peach blossoms on the tree, but the peach blossoms that fall to the ground. It's going to rot anyway, so it's good to mash it into juice and pour it in. ”
"Oh, that's it...... Since it doesn't cost money, bring him up and go to the backyard with the old lady. If you can't save it, you don't have to wait until the evening, it's not bad for the old lady to have lunch with you!" The woman in the red dress smiled evilly, glanced at the old man He, and showed a lustful look in her eyes.
Old man He breathed excitedly, hurriedly got up, swung the 'charred corpse' on the ground to his back, and followed the woman in the red dress like a pig, trembling slightly towards the courtyard with white walls and black tiles.
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Ten miles away in the rice field, the red-haired man Zhu Si bent down to pick up the weeds in the field. Not far away, a thin woman in a green dress stood in front of the melon rack, raising her neck, glancing at the back of the woman in the red dress, Nunu's mouth, and whispered: "Fourth, this Mr. Bi has spring again today, it seems that Old Man He can't survive this year!"
"Alas, it's not! Fortunately, the old brother slipped away quickly, otherwise he would have been caught by the sassy woman, and this old bone would have to be thrown. Old Five, you have to lend me ten fairy stones at the end of the year. Zhu Si bent over and replied.
"How much money did you borrow from me? If you don't have three hundred, you have two hundred, what will you give me back?"
"There's no way, Wujiao! Sao Po Niang has increased my rent of one percent, if you don't lend me the fairy stone, it will definitely collapse at the end of the year." I was squeezed by this sassy woman half a year ago, and now the dantian is still faintly painful. Look at me, I'm in my early forties, like a bad old man in my nineties, I can't live this day. ”
"Giggles, cluck, fourth, you just accept your fate, the male cultivators who come here, and those who have lived past fifty are all immortals. There is a saying that if you give birth to a son, you will enter Bi Manor, and you will have a daughter in Wanzhou Mansion. The female cultivators of our Wanzhou Immortal Mansion are all blessed, with high status and good treatment, as long as they are not male cultivators in the state capital, they can be caught and washed and used. Having said that, it's okay to borrow your fairy stones, they are all interest-based, and all the principal and profits will be repaid. In addition to cultivating, Wujiao should also spend some money to moisturize and moisturize!" Wu Jiaojiao laughed a few times, her eyes brightened.
Zhu Si shook his head slightly, sighed a few times, and his face was full of bitterness. His hands trembled slightly, and a stream of milky white spiritual dust shot out, and within a radius of 100 zhang, small grass with dagger-like green thorns flew out, and the grass chirped and wailed, and the green thorns frantically cut the white spiritual dust that bound his body, cutting the 100 zhang space to pieces. (To be continued......)